In the morning, Lingpingan yawned, put on his slippers, walked to the bathroom, and started brushing his teeth.
Gudu Gudu…
His pet cat always followed him, sitting on his heels in a cute and obedient manner.
Lingpingan turned around and looked at this little guy.
It feels like a child who has done something wrong.
"How cute!" he thought, then took the cup and rinsed his mouth.
Then he picked up the little guy and said, "Little darling, you must have done something bad behind my back last night!"
He already knew this from when this guy ran into the bedroom in the middle of the night last night and gave him a few toys.
only…
Even if your pet has done something wrong.
For example, chewing the sofa, or urinating or defecating everywhere.
In fact, it doesn't matter.
As long as it doesn't hurt or affect others.
Meow!
The kitten meowed softly, stuck out its tongue, and licked the back of Lingpingan's hand in a very affectionate and flattering manner.
"It's okay! It's okay!" Lingpingan touched the little guy's head: "Because you are so good, even if you do something wrong and someone comes to your door, my brother will help you take care of it!"
Even if this guy sneaked out last night and did something bad, the most he could do was apologize.
Moreover, since they are all neighbors, no one will make things difficult for him.
Thinking of this, Lingpingan held the guy in his arms and walked down the stairs.
Crunch.
The stairs swayed slightly.
Lingpingan walked to the bookstore and looked at the entire bookstore.
He nodded: "My bookstore seems to be a little different today!"
He walked to the bookshelf he had worked hard to build yesterday and picked up a book.
It feels like this book has become a little better!
After smelling it, there seems to be some fragrance in the pages of the book!
So, he solemnly moved the book "Yi Jin Jing" to another place.
Then, out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of another book.
This is a comic.
It's an old comic from many years ago.
The name is "Son of the Sun", which can be regarded as a childhood memory of Lingpingan.
Looking at this comic, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly.
"My home is in the ocean... The sun gives me strength..." He hummed the song softly and placed the comic book in a conspicuous place.
For old comics like this, Lingpingan feels that there will definitely be customers who like it!
In his arms, the kitten Best, with amber cat eyes, watched all this intently.
Because it remembered very clearly that the "Yi Jin Jing" that the master picked up first was the tribute paid by the impure one last night.
The book "Children of the Sun" he is holding now is a tribute from those luminous spheres.
The pure black man's thoughts before leaving resurfaced in his mind: You should follow the anthropology of this world!
It finally realized how terrible and serious the mistake it had made was!
Master, you really know everything.
However, his brain circuit is different from everyone else's.
Therefore, His way of handling things is incomprehensible to ordinary people.
Even the gods cannot predict it.
But He will respond.
Like now…
He casually picked up the tributes from the two groups of tributes that had come in last night to pay tribute despite being made difficult by this stupid cat.
It seems simple and casual.
In fact, it contains profound meaning.
It is a direct statement.
This is recognition of loyal servants and a reward for them!
The cat goddess who once directly ruled Egypt understood instantly.
How valuable is this kind of recognition and reward!
You only need to think about it briefly to understand - the pharaohs of ancient Egypt often did such things.
Give priority to using and tasting the things sent by the slaves you like.
This immediately conveys his attitude - I like this slave!
Therefore, no order is needed, let alone a statement.
The people below will automatically improve the status of the slaves that the Pharaoh likes.
This is the art of domination!
but…
None of this will happen by itself.
Everything comes from Him - as the owner's pet, but he makes his own decisions and takes whatever he wants.
Give others a chance to perform.
then…
The cat goddess's body trembled.
Because He finally understood.
This consumes His grace!
After understanding this, the Cat Goddess' regret and pain were far greater than last night's torture.
He finally knew how stupid he was!
Lingpingan held his pet and walked to the counter.
Then, he saw the bronze handicraft placed on the corner of the counter.
"By the way, I promised to give this to my aunt last time..." He picked it up: "But I forgot..."
"Would you like to find a courier and mail it there?"
After thinking for a while, he put down the handicraft.
"We'll talk about it when my aunt comes back..." He said, "It's just an ordinary handicraft... there's no need to spend a lot of time on it..."
The main thing is to send it over, I don’t know if my aunt will like it.
If you don't like it, it will be a bad thing!
So, he put down this thing and said to himself: "If my aunt doesn't like it, I will hang it online... I can get some money..."
The kitten in his arms shivered when he heard it.
And in the amber cat's eyes, the Taotie who was put back on the counter was so frightened that his body was shaking.
Post it online
hehe!
Who dares to want what the Lord doesn’t want
Therefore, the kitten knows that Taotie also knows that once Taotie is posted online by his owner.
Then, the little Taotie will really become a handicraft and a dead thing!
This is the most obvious knock and warning!
Lingpingan turned around and looked inside the store.
The sofa is good and the floor is clean.
so…
He looked at the kitten in his arms.
"Did you really go out and do bad things last night?" he asked.
Meow!
The kitten was pitiful, curled up tightly in its owner's arms.
It's so scared!
Lingpingan looked at it and couldn't help but feel soft.
"Don't be afraid! Don't be afraid!" He stroked the little guy's head: "If the sky falls, my brother is still here!"
If Kitty really went out and did something bad and someone came to his door, he would definitely admit his mistake and apologize.
We are just neighbors, no big deal!
only…
"But, little darling, you have to remember that we must abide by the law!" He seriously educated his pet: "You can't do bad things, and you can't do things that affect others, you know?"
Because the neighbors in this neighborhood have been neighbors for decades.
If people respect me one foot, I respect others three feet.
As a human being, you must know your interests!
Neighbors can forgive once or twice, but by the third time, there will definitely be objections.
Cats matter, but so do neighbors.
Lingpingan is a protector, but he is not unreasonable.
At that time, if someone really comes to your door.
So what else can he do
Take this cat with you to apologize to others.
Stand at attention when you are beaten!
Meow!
The kitten meowed obediently, looking like she was admitting her mistake and repenting.
Lingpingan nodded.
This pet can know its mistakes and take the initiative to admit them.
It’s quite excusable!
So, Lingpingan touched its head and comforted: "It's okay, it's okay..."
…
boom!
Ran Bing fired a high-explosive bomb from his rifle!
Snap, an umbrella employee wearing an exoskeleton fell down from the high platform with incredible eyes.
He collapsed in the audience.
Dark green blood spurted out from the exoskeleton armor.
He struggled hard.
Those pair of blue eyes were full of incredulity.
"Mortal..."
"You are just a mortal!"
Ran Bing walked up to him, put the rifle to his throat, then stepped on his exoskeleton armor, peeling it off from his body.
Ran Bing plucked off the nameplate hanging on his body.
Under dark vision, the text on the nameplate is clearly visible.
Smith, commander of A Battalion of the Umbrella Armed Forces.
"Mr. Smith..." Ran Bing said expressionlessly: "On behalf of the world, I say hello to you!"
As she spoke, the rifle in her hand produced infinite power, devouring the soul and flesh of the subdued Umbrella employee!
In just an instant, the Umbrella employee, who had undergone genetic modification surgery and was, in a sense, immortal, was transformed into a petrified statue.
Ran Bing's feet loosened.
Snap, the entire stone sculpture shattered to the ground.
Among the fragments, a thumb-sized crystal is clearly visible!
This is the control chip embedded in his body by Protective Umbrella!
Ran Bing exerted a little force, and the chip slowly melted and turned into a five-yuan coin!
"It's the twentieth!" Ran Bing raised his head and looked at the pyramid above his head. Countless silver crystals were changing positions.
This is the person who controls the protective umbrella here, trying to activate the mechanism of this pyramid to trap and kill her.
pity…
Ran Bing raised the rifle and she sneered.
"Here, I am the real master!"
A murmur sounded softly in his ears.
Let’s talk about the internal structure of this pyramid and the control methods of various organs one by one.
So, Ran Bing walked to the wall.
She reached out and pressed a floating silver crystal.
With the depression of this crystal.
The entire pyramid trembled violently.
She reached out and took out a silver cube from the inner wall of the pyramid.
As a result, the control of this pyramid changed hands instantly!
Following Ran Bing's instructions, all passages and door walls in the pyramid were locked!
Moreover, all members of the protective umbrella in this pyramid are isolated in one area after another.
…
Heading deeper into the interior of the archipelago.
Passing through forests and streams, Hanli soon entered the land eroded by the abyss.
The earth here has turned dark red.
The bumpy ground is filled with dark green puddles one after another.
The gurgling dark green water is rolling and boiling in it.
Filled with corrosive gas, the air is filled.
This place is not suitable for any human being to survive.
This is the devil's paradise.
However, Han Li held his head high and stepped into the territory of this abyss!
Guaguagua…
A group of small demons emerged from behind the hillside. They waved the fireballs in their hands and attacked Han Li.
These are lemures.
The bottom creatures of the abyss.
Han Li gently waved the spiritual blade in his hand, then jumped up high.
Brilliant light burst out from the spiritual blade in her hand.
Her body, like a phantom, appeared behind each of the evil demons.
Lines of spiritual light streaked across the bodies of these evil demons.
thump! thump!
One after another, the evil spirits fell.
Their bodies were cut into countless pieces.
Han Li's figure appeared on the hillside not far away.
She held the spiritual blade and raised her head slightly.
Han Li had already felt that there were several powerful wills staring at her.
What was hidden in the shadow behind her was already excited.
"Although the quality of these tributes is average..." In the ear, a rustling whisper said slightly excitedly: "But... if it is you who pay tribute..."
"The great master will be very happy!"
Paying tribute is just an attitude.
Show loyalty to the Eternal Lord.
Although, He may not care about these.
but…
What was done and what was not done are two completely different concepts.
and…
This human being was chosen by the Lord.
Therefore…
That's why they are so active.
He doesn't even care about his own tribute and concentrates here.
The reason is still the same - attitude problem!
In essence, this is actually competing for favor!
But now, the faceless god has lost points.
Therefore, as long as this side scores, even if it is only one point!
It’s all progress, it’s all advantages!
The final settlement is the key to victory or defeat!
Therefore, everyone who invests in this human being is very happy!
There is nothing more joyful than watching the faceless god deflate!
The murmuring voice even showed emotion for the first time.
He is so happy!
Han Li didn't know these things.
But listening to the murmurings, I felt the excitement of what was hidden in my own shadow.
She fearlessly raised her head to intimidate those terrifying beings who were watching her.
"Get out of our world!" Han Li shouted loudly: "Devil!"
"Give you one last chance!"
She raised the spiritual blade in her hand: "Don't say you didn't predict what you said!"
…
The will of the Spider God Queen looked through the clouds at the ignorant human being.
"How brave you are!" Spider God Queen thought: "How dare you set foot on the territory of the abyss and talk so brazenly!"
But He didn't act rashly.
Not only because this is not his territory, but taking action rashly may offend Lupusio and the Shadow Demon Queen behind him.
He even directly clashed with Grazt!
More because...
The Spider Queen has smelled a conspiracy!
As an expert at weaving conspiracies, He is all too familiar with this flavor.
so…
"There is something weird about this human being..."
The Spider Queen quietly hid her divine thoughts: "Let Lupusio test her..."
"The worst thing is, after Lupusio captures her, I will come out and buy this human from Lupucio..."
For the demon lord of the abyss, nothing is off limits!
As long as the price is right, they can even sell themselves!
Of course, the premise is that both parties to the transaction are equal in power.
Otherwise, you will be blackmailed in an instant!
This is the nature of the devil, chaos, disorder, and repetition!