I Really Can’t Act

Chapter 1: Mr. Snail

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"What money, what dowry, it's just my sister's selling money!" A handsome young man gritted his teeth and looked at the beautiful woman standing in front of him angrily, as if he was looking at some kind of wood.

"This man from the Li family is weak. He married a few wives before and died, and he gave birth to a bunch of children. Seeing that my family is in decline, he fell in love with your elder sister. God has a good eye and took him in early. At that time, I was too young to save you, sister, but now, I already have a job. Sister, you are still so young, who is it not to marry?" The young man pressed on step by step, as if to force his sister to do it. It's the same as making a decision.

"Sister, have you forgotten, Brother Wang is still waiting for you!" The young man finally said the last sentence, causing the woman in front of him to change her eyes.

"OK! Card."

Following the director's command, the tears in the eyes of the young man and the woman disappeared in an instant, and the two of them also laughed.

"Very good, very good. Xiaomei, your mood was a little flat just now, you'd better growl a little more, growl, understand?" The director pointed at the young man with a big belly, "Grandpa and aunts have bad eyesight , they won’t empathize if you’re not emotional, understand?”

"I understand." The young man nodded, indicating that he understood.

"Well, everyone, get ready for dinner. We still have more than a dozen scenes in the afternoon, and we will try to finish filming this month!" The director left satisfied, not intending to stay and eat lunch with them.

It has only been half a month since the show "The Widow of the Li Family" started. According to the director's plan, the filming of this 40-episode drama will be finished this month. Naturally, it is inevitable that the progress will be overdue. Some. From the perspective of other crews, it is simply impossible to finish filming a drama in one and a half months. But for them, hey, control light familiarity!

In terms of TV dramas, there are those who go for word-of-mouth ratings, and naturally there are those who go for money.

"Sister-in-law of the Li family" is such a film that uses the slogan of women's self-reliance and self-improvement. It claims to be the latest sadomasochistic anti-Japanese drama in the Republic of China. Netizens often call these "Thunder Drama", "Auntie Drama" and so on, alas, let it go.

Although this plot is old-fashioned, but the aunts who can't stand it love this one.

The leading actors are all 18th-line transparent or outdated stars, the prices are very cheap, the acting skills are a little bit, and there is no airs, so it is naturally fast and good. The TV station is also willing to spend some money to buy the ratings of these dramas soaring in the daytime, anyway, just don't suppress it.

There are thousands of TV dramas a year, and there are only a hundred or so that can be broadcast, which is better than anything else.

And the scene just now was about the scene where the heroine's younger brother came to ask her sister to remarry, but the heroine refused to show the heroine's unswerving and noble character...

Well, what the screenwriters say is what they say, they just need to leave after the performance and pay.

"Xiaomei, you did a good job just now. You can just listen to what the director says, but you can't really go away like Brother Roaring." .

"Hey, Sister Xiaoman, I know." The young man, that is, Mei Zihan, who played the role of the heroine's younger brother, smiled embarrassedly.

No one knows the name Mei Zihan, but people even boast about it, "The name is really inspirational" or something like that.

The edge of a sword comes from sharpening, and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from bitter cold. Even children in the first grade know this sentence, isn't it a model of inspiration

But Mei Zihan himself is not very inspirational, otherwise he wouldn't be still messing around in the Lei drama.

Wang Xiaoman was born glamorous and is only in her early thirties now. Ten years ago, she was popular for a while. She acted in some idol dramas as the second female and the third female, but later she was stereotyped and her career plummeted. Turned over, and now 80% of the circle has been withdrawn. It’s just that it’s difficult to play those good roles again after taking over the big mom drama.

Big Mom dramas are filmed and broadcast quickly, with five, six, seven or eight episodes a day, and can be finished in a week or two without any splashes. Wang Xiaoman even went back and forth to act in several crews. Anyway, the characters are more or less the same, and they don't need to memorize the lines, and they can even make it up. The same is true for Mei Zihan.

This year, "The Widow of the Li Family" is already the fourth drama that Mei Zihan and Wang Xiaoman have collaborated on!

In addition to the previous collaborations, Mei Zihan couldn't even count them. The two had known each other for five or six years, and they usually referred to each other as siblings.

"Sister Wang, you and your brother-in-law are going to get the certificate next month." Mei Zihan laughed, "These days my brother-in-law is posting some common sense about pregnant women in the WeChat group every day, let me watch you more Woolen cloth."

Wang Xiaoman smiled on his face, touched his belly that was not yet protruding, "I didn't expect the baby to come so fast, and this drama was picked up before and couldn't be pushed. there is none left."

"Brother-in-law has been chasing sister Xiaoman for so long, and finally got a beauty back." Mei Zihan was also happy for Wang Xiaoman from the bottom of her heart.

Wang Xiaoman is righteous and forthright, but she is a bit straightforward and offended some people in the past. Although her acting skills are really good, she has never had a bright future. The brother-in-law is Wang Xiaoman's former classmate, who has been chasing Wang Xiaoman for more than ten years, and now his wish has finally come true.

"Fuck you." Wang Xiaoman made a gesture to hit her, but Mei Zihan dodged it directly.

"Xiao Meizi, my sister is telling you something from your heart, you can't continue to grind like this." Wang Xiaoman glanced at Mei Zihan, and said earnestly, "Actors are different from actresses, twenty-seven is just the beginning I can't help it, age is also restricted, and there is no hope of being popular anymore. But you are different. If you continue to hang around in this kind of drama, you will really have no chance of turning around in the future."

In the TV drama circle, the lowest level is the actors of their dramas, and they are not even comparable to those shoddy idol dramas.

Idol dramas can still deceive little girls, but aunt dramas are not very popular.

Even if it's an aunt drama that once hit the ratings champion, it doesn't have much bonus for the actors!

Little red depends on praise, and big red depends on fate. The ratings can indeed represent some things, but they cannot represent everything.

This circle is changing with each passing day, but its charm has not diminished but increased.

According to Wang Xiaoman's point of view, Mei Zihan's conditions are actually very good, and his plasticity is quite strong.

He is 1.79 meters tall, not particularly tall, but he is a good height to play with actresses. His skin is also very good, and he can easily challenge roles in his teens to thirties. His face is also delicate and sunny. Traits, roles are not easily restricted.

If you want to be a good actor, it is inappropriate to be too ugly or too good-looking. If you are too ugly, you can’t play those high-profile characters. If you are too good-looking, you can easily be treated as a vase, and you can’t play those down-to-earth characters, such as Mei Zihan Such handsomeness with personal characteristics is just right.

It's a pity that Mei Zihan has such good conditions, and he has been in the entertainment circle for five or six years, but he can only live in such a crew. Wang Xiaoman always feels a little uncomfortable.

What is Mei Zihan lacking? Isn't there a lack of a good teacher and a good opportunity!

"Sister Xiaoman, it's not like you don't know that I'm unlucky." It's not the first time Mei Zihan has heard Wang Xiaoman say this, and he is very skillful in dealing with it, "I did meet a good character, but I played well. It can only be regarded as a pass, and that drama has not been aired until now! I thought about it, my acting skills are still a lot worse, at most it is at the level of an idol drama, and when I get older, I will It’s good to pick a role.”

Wang Xiaoman sighed for a while, and then the crew came to distribute lunch boxes.

"I brought it myself today, no need." Mei Zihan waved his hand, rejecting the boxed lunch.

The film crew was terribly stingy, and the box lunches were all eight yuan.

The ghost knows that there are still single-digit boxed lunches, so let’s not talk about the taste.

"Hey, you, a kitchen killer, also bring your own boxed lunch? It can't be bread and sushi or something." Wang Xiaoman is pregnant, so naturally it is impossible to eat the crew's boxed lunch.

She poked her head out and saw that Mei Zihan had really brought out a lunch box, opened the box, and inside was very nice-looking twice-cooked pork, as well as several vegetables, and a few small cherry tomatoes in the small compartment of the lunch box.

"Heh, is there a snail girl hiding in your house?" Wang Xiaoman joked.

A smile appeared on Mei Zihan's face, and his eyes were gentle, "Miss Tianluo doesn't have one, but Mr. Tianluo has one!"

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