I Really Can’t Act

Chapter 129: Elsa

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"Director, the clip of "Blood Pool Picture" is out, do you want to see it?" The editor stretched his waist and asked, twisting his neck.

Han He nodded slightly, "Open it and have a look."

It has been two or three months since the filming of "Blood Pool Picture", and the post-production is still in the process of production, but the editing used as the trailer can still be perfectly cut.

"Blood Pool Picture" wants to catch up with the Christmas or New Year's Day schedule, and it is theoretically possible. After all, this is a martial arts film, and it is shot on location, so not many special effects techniques are needed, but Han He is a person who strives for excellence, so everyone is not too rushed, and they are rushing to the progress in an orderly manner.

But even so, "Blood Pond Picture" is almost time for the first film by now.

Regarding publicity, "Blood Pond Map" has already made relevant plans. The total cost of "Blood Pool Picture" can be controlled at about 50 million yuan, and the actors' remuneration is almost negligible. There are already several companies willing to sign with Han He with a guaranteed share of 500 million yuan, which is not too low.

The market for martial arts films has long since declined. If it wasn't for the support of the state for their own scripts, the most time-consuming review can be completed in a few steps, and the director is the famous Han He. Hundreds of millions are hanging.

And the money for promoting the public relations company will naturally be paid by several companies. According to the preliminary publicity plan, there will be a total of three versions of the film on the line, and the one produced now is naturally the first one.

Most of the clips in this version are in the form of text plus character scenes, and the time is only a short one minute, which is only enough for a few leading actors to come out and play soy sauce.

Originally, their plan was to show the first clip after a while, but no one thought that Mei Zihan, who played the male second, would become popular overnight, and now is the time when his popularity will skyrocket. It would undoubtedly be better to play the clip at this time.

"Director, isn't it a bit too simple?" The editor saw that Han He didn't say a word after watching it, and instinctively looked for problems in himself.

"It's not bad." Han He thought for a while, so let's post it according to this. After all, everyone's results have not been made yet, and it is difficult to cut too richly. It's hard for a clever woman to cook without rice. If there is no ready-made material in the later stage, he can't cut it even with golden scissors.

"The male second's playing time is only seven seconds, why don't you add more?" The editor asked cautiously. In fact, he had already made this film before it took him, but Mei Zihan was not popular at that time. Now he is not easy to change, so he can only use it first.

"No need." Han He smiled, "Later, the two versions of the film will need to be edited more. Besides, he is also very popular now, so it doesn't matter if there are fewer shots."

"yes."

"I'll take a look at the post-production side." Han He smiled and patted the editor on the shoulder, "You will send it to Xiaozhen later, she is in charge of new media operations."

"OK."

Han He quickly finished dealing with the first clip, and turned his attention to the later stage.

Well, do you want to ask Mei Zihan to come over and take another Easter egg

At this moment, Mei Zihan and Jiang Ying came to Jiang Huai's villa like thieves.

Well, Jiang Huai is not around at the moment.

Business trip.

As for how luxurious this villa is, how Mei Zihan wished to raise the banner of the proletariat to rise up and resist, etc., let's not talk about it for the time being.

Both Jiang Ying and Mei Zihan had read the script of "Shit Shovel Officer", and laughed for a long time, but they also understood the difficulty of this movie.

First, the starring cat is not a male cat, but a female cat.

But the male protagonist of another big star always thought that this was Alexander he raised. Yes, the main character named his cat Alexander.

The protagonist is a big star, so busy that he can only drink saliva every day, and he can't come home several times a month. The original male cat he raised, named Alexander, had long since disappeared. The high-paid nanny was afraid of being fired, so he found a female cat with the same coat color to act as a male cat.

As for the balls of male and female cats, that's another story. Anyway, the protagonist doesn't eat the fireworks on earth and has almost never raised small animals. Even if the difference between a castrated male cat and a female cat is as big as the earth and the moon, he doesn't know it at all.

Therefore, this female cat originally named Elizabeth has been called Alexander for more than a year. The real Elizabeth False Alexander cat is very angry and must severely punish this shovel that does not shovel shit at all but is fine. shit officer.

The difficulty of acting is also here.

As the core character of this movie, Mei Zihan not only wants to act as a cat, but also as a female cat. Not only has the species changed, but even the gender has changed. The difficulty of performing can be imagined. If the acting is not good, the core jokes of the show will become less funny.

Therefore, it is necessary to get close to the cat at close range.

Second, this cat is quite smart, and will become a catwoman later. Of course, the role of Catwoman has to be played by another person, and it's just a gorgeous soy sauce. However, because in the process of change, there is still a little ambiguity between one person and one cat, which is difficult for others.

Mei Zihan said that he did not have such a messy habit.

No matter how much he likes a small animal, it is impossible for him to want to spend the rest of his life with a small animal.

"Actually, what kind of aliens is this script talking about? It's actually a story about a cat monster and a human." Mei Zihan couldn't help but wonder, "Why is it so troublesome to use the cat monster directly?"

"It's difficult to go through the trial of the cat demon. Besides, aliens are more popular. It's a good thing to have one less cat demon to steal your limelight." Jiang Ying's vision of seeing the problem is different from that of Mei Zihan.

"... Dear, do we have to be so sneaky?" Mei Zihan couldn't help asking, "Let's just get close to the cats." Isn't Jiang Ying and Jiang Huai on good terms? better

"My cousin's cat is very fierce, very fierce." Jiang Ying said after a moment of thought, "and it likes to leave its mark near the main entrance, so the housekeeper told me to enter through the back door. I know it, so It's okay, but if you want to play with it, it can't let it think you are an intruder."

Sure enough, capitalist domestic cats have a lot of problems.

Mei Zihan thought for a while, "Forget it, I'm going to dedicate myself to the movie. Should we climb over the wall or drill holes?"

"… Need not."

"But we don't have a key."

"My fingerprints are collected at the back door, I just press it." Jiang Ying stretched out her hand and waved it in front of Mei Zihan, "The wall of my cousin's house is very dangerous. If you really climb over it, you will definitely go to the hospital."

The rich families who can easily climb over the wall on TV must be fake rich families!

Mei Zihan followed Jiang Ying, watched Jiang Ying unlock several doors with her fingerprints, and walked in cautiously.

The back door is the garden, quite a large garden.

"My cousin's pets are here. They are taken care of by someone. They are all docile. Don't worry." Jiang Ying introduced to Mei Zihan as he walked, "He doesn't have many hobbies himself, and he doesn't have many hobbies when he comes here. There are not many people here, but the children in the family like it very much, so we simply collected the fingerprints of all of us so that we can come anytime.”

After walking for less than two minutes, someone in the garden walked towards them.

"It's the zookeeper." Jiang Ying tilted her head and said to Mei Zihan.

After the man walked over, Mei Zihan realized that he was wearing very simple clothes, and there were even many muddy animal footprints on his jacket. He himself looks quite gentle, and he looks like a good person.

"This is Wang Chuan'ai, who studied animal medicine at university," Jiang Ying introduced.

"It turned out to be Mr. Jiang Ying." The young man named Wang Chuanai didn't show any surprise when he saw Mei Zihan, "Did Mr. Jiang Ying come here to play with the cuties?"

"Is there a female cat? It's better to have a smarter personality." Jiang Ying asked, "My friend is planning to make a movie, and the protagonist in it is a female cat who is quite smart, spirited and angry."

"Let's think about it." Wang Chuan'ai didn't feel surprised when he heard this, "The animals here are very close to people, and they are willing to play with humans. They are much smarter, but there is indeed one female cat who is angry, that is, Elsa."

"Aisha should be playing at this time, you come with me." Wang Chuanai said with a smile.

Mei Zihan and Jiang Ying followed.

"Aisha, come here." Wang Chuanai yelled somewhere.

Mei Zihan only saw a black shadow crash into Wang Chuan'ai's arms, yes, it was a collision.

"Aisha, you are getting fat again, you need to exercise more." Wang Chuanai touched Aisha's meat pad, and then walked towards Jiang Ying and Mei Zihan holding it, "Aisha has a very good temper, and her paws are also Trimmed, let me stay with you here, lest it get angry."

Mei Zihan: ...

"Are you sure it's a cat?" Mei Zihan looked at Wang Chuan'ai seriously and said, "I think there is something wrong with it."

"No problem." Wang Chuanai said suspiciously, "Oh, you said its size, Aisha is a Maine Coon cat, and it's orange, so it's inevitable that she will get a little fat if she eats too much."

Is this called a little fat

You can hardly hold it anymore!

Mei Zihan deeply felt that this might really be a cat that had been irradiated by alien lasers, sincerely. The ones he saw before were obviously small ones, why is the one in front of him so big? This guy can run out and fight the lion!

Probably aware of Mei Zihan's contempt for its size, Aisha turned her head in Mei Zihan's direction and showed her claws.

"Okay, Aisha, you are a lady, don't do it with guests." Wang Chuanai took a breath on Aisha, "Oh, Aisha, your hair is still so soft. Wait, are you talking to Mike again? Got into a fight?"

"I remember that it didn't seem so big before." Jiang Ying coughed, "Okay, the two of us will play with it, you have to observe them carefully, you know?"

I think people are going to fight with me.

Mei Zihan always felt a little scared when he looked at the cat whose eyes seemed to be shining coldly.

The author has something to say: Mei Zihan: I think it can save a lot of special effects costs by making movies without makeup. Sincerely, I don’t know if my cousin is interested in letting his cat debut!