As we all know, the Spring Festival Gala is a day of carnival for jokes on the Internet.
There are no programs that you can't complain about or write jokes. Without the Spring Festival Gala, how lonely the jokers would be!
Although young people don't like to watch the Spring Festival Gala very much, they still like to watch the jokes about the Spring Festival Gala.
From the "red pepper" background at the beginning of the Spring Festival Gala to the host's congratulatory speech, the jokers quickly produced many jokes to gain attention.
Similarly, big hitters on the Internet also presented their new pictures to celebrate the New Year.
Mei Zihan, as a member of the Spring Festival Gala program, naturally cannot be avoided.
Painter Yaoyao Umbrella v: Oh oh oh, Mei Zihan's performance today is really aggressive! ! ! I touched a picture in an instant for everyone to enjoy the picture jpg
In the picture is Mei Zihan with a Q-like bun face and singing "A man should be self-improvement" with his waist inserted.
Fans said that they were so cute that they could not wait to take Xiaomei Zihan home and raise her!
Duanzi Xiaodoubao v: Today, my mother asked me if the singer is Lu Pingan? I said yes. My dad asked me if this person was Wei Yi, and I said yes. My girlfriend asked me if I was a happy life, and I said yes. In the end, my cat asked me if this is its poop shoveler, and finally I can say "no"!
"Hahaha Xiaodoubao, I can hear your envy and hatred."
"When "The Shit Shoveler" is released, remember to take your cat to watch it~~~"
"Mei Zihan is really handsome in boxing, I think this kind of guy who looks good in boxing and fighting is really full of security, nympho~"
"My friends from abroad specifically called me to ask me if I had resources for TV dramas and movies starring Mei Zihan. I cleverly sent me the collection of Lei dramas that Mei Zihan had acted in before. I don't need another rival in love anymore!"
"Upstairs is really insane."
"Since then, I have gained another black fan."
"The landlord did a great job, please ask for a resource by the way."
"Hasn't that kind of thing been destroyed humanely? I had nothing to do a few days ago and wanted to challenge the difficulty, and found that I really overestimated myself."
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Favorite drama Wang Ye v: I don’t know why, but when I see Mei Zihan boxing, I can’t help but think of the movie "The Domineering Boxing King Falls in Love with Me" starring Mei Zihan gifgifgif.
Click on the picture, and what appears is the scene of Mei Zihan smashing a wall with a trick of beating cattle across mountains.
This is also one of the Lei dramas that Mei Zihan has starred in. Mei Zihan is the senior brother of the heroine in it, the boss of boxing.
Obviously, Mei Zihan's character inside was designed to break a wall with one punch, and the gangster broke a wooden board with one punch at most, and defeated Mei Zihan in a daze. Then the heroine ran up to the character played by Mei Zihan crying bitterly and said, "Brother, you admit defeat, he is very powerful, and he will definitely replace you as the boxing champion."
hat? !
Viewers said their IQs were challenged.
Wait, heroine, do you have masochistic tendencies? Your senior brother treats you very well, and you still say that you treat your senior brother as a papa? In the end, the heroine hit your daddy in a blink of an eye, and you still want to say that the hero is so good? Didn't you put the medicine in the water cup of the elder brother who you treat as a papa in advance
This scene is also intoxicating. In the end, the male second played by Mei Zihan abandoned his meridians in order to achieve the status of the leading male boxing champion.
ps: This is a modern idol drama.
"People do things, why does it remind me of this drama? I just want to lick my Mei's prosperous beauty in peace, okay?"
"The blogger is a big deal, and you actually finished watching this stupid drama?"
"Every time I watch these dramas, I feel that no kind of black fan can shake my status as Mei."
"It's full of black history, and I, Mei, have nothing to fear!"
"It's plum blossoms, let's make up the show!"
"No, no, forget about the high difficulty. We are Buddhist plum blossoms. We only pursue this moment, and let the past go."
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Most of the jokes about Mei Zihan today are about the Lei drama he once starred in!
But the poisonous thing is that even if the plum blossoms know that clicking on the moving picture will show all kinds of eye-catching things, they still click on it honestly.
My plum is really poisonous.
I don't want to see this kind of thing at all!
After the Spring Festival Gala ended, Mei Zihan found that his Weibo fans had increased again.
... Well, it seems that the company has paid for itself to buy fans again.
Mei Zihan seriously thought that it would be better to use the money to buy fans to give herself a red envelope. The show I performed should not be able to gain so many followers.
Mei Zihan, who had been sitting in the first few rows and being paid attention to by the director team, was really not ashamed to play with his mobile phone.
In the early hours of the night, Mei Zihan had already boarded the plane home.
It's not easy for airlines either. They have to go to work as usual during the Chinese New Year. In the past, there were almost no people in the business class, but today the business class is all full. All of them are artists who came back from the Spring Festival Gala like Mei Zihan.
Mei Zihan finished taking photos with several colleagues one by one, then said a few words casually, and stopped talking.
... Everyone has just finished the performance, and they are really tired. Just take a photo and post it on Weibo, so you don't have to bother to pretend to be affectionate anymore.
After all, Mei Zihan was the youngest in the business class, and he was the first to perform, so he was in a good state of mind. But the others were different. They fell asleep quickly, apparently exhausted.
It seems that Brother Liu is really kind to me, at least I can still sit here with a good spirit.
Mei Zihan couldn't help sighing, and closed his eyes to rest his mind.
I won't be able to sleep for long after going back, and I will go back with Jiang Ying to pay New Year's greetings at night, tsk, I know that I will definitely not be able to sleep at night after thinking about it, now I can rest for a while, so I can maintain my energy.
When the time comes, what should I say first
Is self-introduction should be simple or complicated, which one should I choose to make Jiang Ying's relatives have a good impression of me
It's so sad.
Mei Zihan frowned, looking like he was having a nightmare.
— Then secretly photographed by an entertainer.
Hey, it seems that Mei Zihan is also under a lot of pressure. Popular artists will have all kinds of troubles.
It was already past four o'clock in the morning when Mei Zihan came back.
Because it's cold, there's no tendency to get a little brighter outside.
But... isn't it too dark at home
Mei Zihan turned on the flashlight of her mobile phone and turned on the light, only to find that all the curtains in the house were drawn, and the clock on the wall was several hours fast.
cough cough.
Mei Zihan immediately felt as if a big stone had hit her chest.
Looking back at the stupid things I did last year, they were really stupid.
Hey hey? etc!
Mei Zihan stood where he was, and suddenly realized a very important question.
At this time last year, I closed the curtains and turned the clock faster, as if I was sleeping in Jiang Ying's bed? If Jiang Ying did the same thing with me on purpose, wouldn't Jiang Ying want to fall asleep in her own bed now
Mei Zihan rubbed his hands secretly, feeling a little excited.
No, no, no, I can't just go in like this now.
I punched on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala before, and I broke out in a cold sweat. I was so nervous that I almost didn't know how to speak, okay? Fortunately, I didn't have to speak, and went down after the performance. In the middle of the performance, Mei Zihan had forgotten what he was performing, and was just performing there mechanically.
Mei Zihan went to the bathroom lightly, and then started to take a shower.
After washing, he directly took a towel to surround him, adjusted his hairstyle in front of the mirror, and then quietly pushed open the door of his room.
Haha, Jiang Ying, here I come! !
Mei Zihan lifted the quilt, the smile on his face froze.
— Sure enough, he wasn't there.
"I think too much." Mei Zihan sighed, "Jiang Ying wouldn't do such a stupid thing!"
But I took off my clothes, and today is still Chinese New Year, if there is no welfare at all, it would be too much of a disadvantage.
Unwilling to give up, Mei Zihan came to Jiang Ying's door.
Hey, it's not closed!
God help me too.
Mei Zihan's movements were lighter this time.
"Jiang Ying, are you asleep?" Mei Zihan asked softly.
no respond.
I really fell asleep.
He also heard breathing.
Mei Zihan lifted a corner of the quilt little by little, and then slowly moved in.
The quilt is so comfortable!
Hey, this should be Jiang Ying's foot.
Mei Zihan blinked and covered the quilt completely, just in time to see Jiang Ying's face.
How strange.
Even though there was no light in the room, I could still see him clearly.
At this moment, Mei Zihan seemed to feel the guidance of fate.
Jiang Ying seemed to be sleeping with only a pair of underwear on
Mei Zihan couldn't help wanting to do something, but felt that he didn't have the courage, but it was a pity to give up like this.
Why.
Mei Zihan leaned over, gave Jiang Ying a kiss, and then quietly put her hand on Jiang Ying's waist, approaching slowly like a snail, and after confirming a little distance between herself and Jiang Ying, did this I fell asleep contentedly.
Even if nothing happens, Jiang Ying will be happy to see my face for the first time when she wakes up tomorrow!
Mei Zihan closed his eyes.
I'm sure I won't be able to sleep with joy today!
Ten minutes later, Mei Zihan's breathing became even, and she slept very soundly.
Jiang Ying slowly opened his eyes.
He woke up the moment Mei Zihan entered the door.
But Jiang Ying felt embarrassed.
After all, he has done the same stupid thing as Mei Zihan, if he wakes up now, Mei Zihan will definitely grab him and ask him about this and that.
Still pretending to be asleep is safer.
Unexpectedly, Mei Zihan was so courageous that he would climb onto his bed naked after taking a shower.
Nothing to do but a simple kiss.
At that moment, not only Mei Zihan felt a pity, but Jiang Ying also felt a pity.
Mei Zihan's head was very close, and his eyelashes were slightly upturned, and there were a little dark circles under his eyes, obviously tired.
"Happy New Year." Jiang Ying said with a smile.
He also put his hands on Mei Zihan's waist, and closed his eyes reassuringly.
Having someone in your bed with you doesn't seem like a bad feeling either.
At least Jiang Ying really fell asleep that day.