"I've never seen such a beautiful female cat!"
"Here's the little fish, you can mate with me, meow."
"It doesn't have balls, let's meow."
—A group of crazy cats!
Xie Yun was going crazy, living in the body of a female cat, and in the shell of an incomparably beautiful female cat, he was welcomed by countless male cats. The most frightening thing is that when spring comes, the estrus period affects not only the male cats, but also myself as a female cat!
Faced with this situation, do you resist, resist or resist
Xie Yun ran and fled, and when he realized that his body was heating up rapidly, the fear of being pressed by the male cat to mate was greater than the cat's fear of taking a bath, and he plunged into the fountain in the park.
"...Xiao Cui, I said I saw a cat taking a bath, would you believe me?" A man was on the phone, staring blankly at Xie Yun plunged into the pool, and said to his girlfriend.
"Trust you big-headed ghost!"
Xie Yun barely suppressed his estrus by taking a cold shower. Although he can barely accept that he has become a cat now, he absolutely cannot bear to have to mate with other cats! ! !
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"Hahahaha, my god, Xie Yun is so cute."
"This story about the estrus period of male and female cats is so vivid, and so is my domestic cat. I quickly cut its balls because of it."
While the audience was watching the movie, the cat owner couldn't help showing a smile that only the same kind could understand.
After the audience left the theater, they praised the film one after another.
"I have never seen a movie that takes the life of a cat so seriously. There are many points in it that only cat owners will understand."
"Although many cats are CG effects, they don't make me think they are Wumao special effects at all. Of course, although they are not so real, I can feel the sincerity of the director and crew."
"Recommended by conscience, a movie that cat lovers must watch!"
"Strongly request the director to make another film about dogs, no animal discrimination!"
"... After watching the movie, I went to the pet market to ask, and the price of Persian cats has increased again."
"It's so good. If this movie can be put on the Spring Festival file, it will be a perfect family carnival."
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On the night of Valentine's Day, there are two types of pet bloggers on Weibo.
One is to condemn couples for throwing dog food everywhere, and everyone is responsible for caring for single dogs; the other is to go to the movies with the idea of "my master is the cutest", and become Elizabeth's fanboy after it comes out.
On Valentine's Day, the word "shit shoveler" did not appear in the hot searches, but the name Elizabeth directly rushed to the top three searches, and suddenly became the most popular search in "The Billion Heist" .
"Hello, we are the reporters of XX Video, may I ask if you two just came back from watching the movie?"
"Yes."
"Which one are you watching?"
"We have a lot of time. We have watched both "The Shit Shoveler" and "The Billion Heist."
"Then... which one do you like better?"
"Well, "The Shit Shovel Officer"."
"I choose "Shit Shovel Officer"."
""One Billion Robbery" is very good, I choose "Shit Shovel Officer"."
"..."
This is a video that has been widely circulated on Weibo. A certain marketing account sent reporters to go directly to major theaters to interview. What kind of comments did the audience have on "The Shit Shovel Officer" and "The Billion Heist".
But the reaction of the audience was unexpected.
Those who have only watched "One Billion Heist" for the time being, all expressed a little interest in watching "The Shit Shoveler", and 80% of those who have watched the two movies have a better impression of "The Shit Shoveler".
Labels such as "novel plot", "conscience work", "extremely interesting", "I want to watch it again" and so on can almost be posted on "Shit Shovel Officer".
It's not that the other movie is bad, it's just that "The Billion Heist" is good, and the audience has already expected it, and they have already seen similar movies. But "Shit Shovel Officer" was unexpected and gave the audience a great surprise.
The plum blossoms were almost crazy with joy.
Although I know that Mei Mei is very competitive, I didn't expect him to be so competitive!
Carrying "One Billion Heist" head-on, not only did it not become cannon fodder, but it seemed like it was stepping on the top. Who is the leading actor in "One Billion Robbery", is it actor Xiao Qian? !
The career fans rejoiced, but tried hard to restrain their urge to show off everywhere.
Hold it, hold it!
Now that my plum is so popular, if I show it off everywhere, I will definitely be targeted by those jealous sunspots.
However, I still want to laugh.
Fans are silently looking forward to the high-definition version after the movie is released. After all, Mei Mei's Elizabeth and opera costumes are so beautiful, it is new material, and it can be licked again!
From the release of "Shit Shovel Officer" to the present, in less than two days, the initial word-of-mouth effect has formed. Box office numbers should see an even bigger jump over the next two-day weekend. But relatively, the growth rate of "One Billion Heist" seems a bit slow, and Friday's box office may not be comparable to yesterday's premiere.
"The manager at XX Cinema said that on Saturdays and Sundays, our box office schedule will drop."
"XXX also sent a message."
"My side also..."
"I'm sorry, it's because many customers came to our theater to ask if there are still tickets for "The Shit Shovel Officer". Before that, we only gave 20% of the screenings, and the occupancy rate was very high, so we only You can properly adjust the film schedule. Don’t worry, your "Billion Heist" still has 30% of the film schedule, which is still 5% higher than "The Shit Shovel Officer." The person in charge of the theater said hypocritically.
... That's a difference of five percent! !
The staff in the operation department of "One Billion Heist" almost want to scold their mothers, what are their production investment costs, and what is the cost of "Shit Shovel Officer"? Now they dominate the box office, but the film schedule has dropped. Wait until Saturday and Sunday, where is their foothold
If they are overwhelmed by other big-budget movies, they will admit it, but "Shit Shovel Officer" has no way to compare with them in every aspect. Could it be that the audience is all blind
The people in charge of "One Billion Heist" looked at each other in blank dismay, and no one could say anything for a moment.
They originally thought that there would be another record high on Friday, but no one expected that even the previous high-ranking film could not be kept.
Twelve o'clock at night.
"One Billion Robbery" earned 160 million at the box office, and "The Shit Shoveler" grossed 99.96 million.
"Damn, it's Kajiu?" Mei Zihan and Liu Tianyi stared at the box office figure, almost staring their eyes out. It was only a little bit short of breaking 100 million, and it turned out that it was really a little bit short!
"On the bright side, our box office will definitely exceed 100 million tomorrow." Liu Tianyi patted Mei Zihan on the shoulder and comforted him, "You should prepare well, our box office forecast has reached 700 million now. It's time to prepare for a celebration party."
If the final box office of "Shit Shoveling Officer" can really reach 700 million, it means that Mei Zihan has officially left the online niche and reached the level of 700 million box office alone. If Mei Zihan before was just a guarantee of word-of-mouth and popularity for investors, then after this movie, he will also become a guarantee of box office.
Even the current four major film stars cannot guarantee that they can reach the box office of 700 million by themselves with a little-known director! Looking at the entire movie market, how many movies can reach a box office of 700 million? What's more, the total investment of this movie is less than 100 million.
"Go and prepare for the celebration." Mei Zihan sighed slightly, "When I had no money, I wished I had money. Now that I have money, I wish I had no money."
Liu Tianyi just rolled his eyes silently and ignored him.
I voted 5 million, how much can I get in the final box office share
With such a huge profit, why are so many outsiders holding money to invest in the TV and film industry
It was the right choice for Qunyu Entertainment to set their sights on the big cake of the film market. The wrong choice they made was to introduce an ambitious funder. And their biggest mistake was letting go of Mei Zihan's box office guarantee.
If I didn't guess wrong, in a day or two, people from Qunyu Entertainment should call to sue for peace.
The plum blossoms are staring at the box office. On the one hand, they regret that they almost did not exceed 100 million today, and on the other hand, they have prepared various celebrations. Starting today, they will officially feel proud, and their status in the fan circle will rise to a new level.
Of course, after the movie was released, the number of fans who came to join them must have increased significantly. Oh what a sweet torture!
"Don't be complacent, there's still the weekend." A sunspot replied bitterly on the forum, "As soon as the weekend comes, "The Billion Heist" will start to work. You just pick up the corners and corners Drink the soup, after all, two movies have been changed, you just picked up a mistake, and put all the achievements on Mei Zihan, you really have a big face!"
Faced with such a sour comment between the lines, the plum blossoms have no other expressions other than a chuckle.
weekend? When the weekend comes, I'm afraid their box office of "The Shit Shoveler" will be higher. Anyway, they have already booked tickets for the weekend, and they will go to the second and third times to try their best to support my Meimei.
However, as soon as the morning passed, the filming ratio on the online platform also began to refresh. Countless people who are concerned about the box office of these two films immediately discovered that there have been new changes in the box office scheduling rates of the two parties.
Thirty percent of "One Billion Robbery" and 26.3 percent of "Shit Shovel Officer".
It's over.
Fans of "One Billion Heist" secretly swallowed their saliva, the box office lineup did not keep the box office on the third day of its release, "Shit Shovel Officer" is going to fly!