I Really Didn’t Want to Be a Trainer

Chapter 567: Section 567

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Jigglypuff became more and more angry, and his chubby body turned red:

"Po-li!"

Immediately, Jigglypuff jumped off the console, ran into the recording room, and slapped Meowth in the face.

"Boo!"

"Meow, it hurts! ( ̄ε(# ̄)Σ"

Miaomiao was slapped to the point of being helpless. She held her red cheeks and said with tears in her eyes:

"Damn it, Meowth isn't very good at fighting!"

Musashi was so angry that he clenched his fists: "This unruly little fellow, as expected, teach him a lesson!"

Kojiro quickly hugged Musashi's waist and tried to smooth things over with a wry smile:

"Okay, okay, we are all here to help the cadres, so let's not cause any trouble!"

"This guy... was also invited by the cadres?" Musashi was stunned and thought, "Really? It seems that it can sing very well..."

When Xiaozhi saw Jigglypuff, he said with a hint of surprise: "Jigglepuff, long time no see!"

"Boli!" Jigglypuff smiled, pushed Pikachu aside, and raised the microphone towards Ash.

Pikachu looked innocent as he stood on his feet and scratched his ears.

“Pica?”

Xiaozhi looked at Jigglypuff, then looked at the microphone and grinned:

"Are you here to teach me how to sing?"

"Boli!" Jiggly nodded happily.

"Okay! With everyone's help, I will definitely finish the singing!" Xiaozhi was full of confidence.

Lu Ye scratched his head in confusion.

Let Jigglypuff... teach Ash to sing

Doesn't that mean everyone present will be hypnotized!

However, Jigglypuff also has good intentions, and he is one of the best singers in the elf world...

Lu Ye coughed dryly and said, "Rotom, turn on the recorder first."

"I can't understand... (O_o)?" A question mark appeared on the Rotom Pokémon screen.

"Didn't you record Gengar's "Destruction Song" last time?"

Lu Ye said: "This time, maybe we can even record Jigglypuff's "lullaby."

Rotom suddenly realized and replied to Lu Ye in an electronic voice: "But ↑I↓still↑like↓this form~?"

"Quickly turn off this hellish special effect for me!"

In the recording studio, Meow Meow was unwilling to accept his role as a teacher and was snatched away by Jigglypuff.

If that's the case... the record label might not release "Miaomiao Song" and instead release "Jiggle Song"!

"Meowth won't allow this to happen!"

Meowth's "Crazy Scratching" and Jigglypuff's "Serial Slaps" left an afterimage.

This posture looks like a cat fight.

However, Meowth's fighting power fluctuated, and he became weaker when facing a weak opponent, and was ultimately defeated by Jigglypuff.

"Meow!" Meow rubbed his red cheeks again, "Or... Let's work together! Meow will also be the little brat's teacher!"

"Bo Li~"

Jigglypuff was arrogant, enjoying the attention of everyone, and held his microphone high.

Outside the recording studio.

Lu Ye took out an eye mask from somewhere, put it on, leaned back in his office chair, and said lazily:

"Geng Gui, I'm going to take a nap first, and we'll have lunch after I wake up."

"Kou Jie?" Geng Gui was puzzled.

This special Jigglypuff has a 100% chance of hypnotizing people with his singing, and he also likes to take out a marker and doodle on the faces of sleeping people.

Since you can't avoid Jigglypuff's "lullaby", just enjoy it.

Lu Ye wore an eye mask, rested his head on his arms, and yawned.

At worst, I can just wash my face after waking up and continue training Xiaozhi.

With Jigglypuff and Meowth, two singing gods, present, I'm sure the stupid thing can learn something...

As I was thinking, a soft singing voice floated into my ears.

In stark contrast to Xiaozhi's singing, it was as soft as a feather, like a crescent moon shining on the surface of a lake, creating silver ripples.

"Po~po-po-po, po-li?, po~po-li-po~?"

Jigglypuff held the microphone, closed his eyes, and immersed himself in his own singing.

It was the first time for Lu Ye to experience Jigglypuff's ballad in person. His tiredness gradually eased, he relaxed, and fell asleep.

"This is really..." Lu Ye rubbed his eyes and said lazily, "Good news for insomniacs..."

"Recording now, Loto..."

The Rotom Pokédex staggered, and finally lay on the console, exhaling snot bubbles.

"Koujie~Koujie~"

Gengar was in his sleep, with his mouth wide open, singing along with Jigglypuff's song.

This is clearly the "dream talking" move.

Fortunately, the singing was too soft and the "Song of Destruction" move failed, so it did not interrupt Jigglypuff's singing.

"Po~po-po-po, po-li?, po~po-li-po~?"

The singing continued, and Jigglypuff seemed to be standing in the center of the stage. When the song ended, he bowed gracefully.

However, the expected applause did not come.

Jigglypuff looked around at the people lying on their backs and sleeping soundly, took a deep breath, and puffed up his cheeks angrily.

"Bo Li! (o`~?o)"

Bo —

Jigglypuff unplugged the microphone, revealing a shiny graffiti marker, and jumped over to Ash in anger.

"Pikachu, I won the championship~" Xiaozhi said in his sleep with drooling eyes.

"Pikapi~" Pikachu lay on his side in Xiaozhi's arms, calling Xiaozhi's name.

Swish, swish, swish—

Jigglypuff quickly drew funny faces on Ash and Pikachu's faces.

Then it jumped to the sleeping Rocket trio and wrote quickly.

Finally, Jigglypuff walked out of the recording studio.

"Boli!Σ(°Д°;"

There was a look of disbelief on Jigglypuff's face.

In front of it stood a yawning black-haired young man and Gengar chewing berries.

"After thinking about it, I feel that washing my face is quite troublesome."

With the last bit of consciousness, he stuffed the [Zero Yu Fruit] into his mouth and swallowed it whole.

Teacher Lu turned to Jigglypuff and said with an apologetic smile:

"If you're not satisfied, you can continue to doodle Xiaozhi and the others... I'll just forget it."

[Zero-Yu Fruit] can wake up the sleeping state, and more importantly, the prototype of this thing is the "Chestnut".

The raw material for the sugar-roasted chestnuts at Mr. Lu’s house a few days ago was the [Zero Fruit], which Geng Gui was carrying with him!

"Koujie~( ̄~ ̄)" Gengar raised a chestnut and shared it with Jigglypuff.

Jigglypuff stared at Lu Ye blankly, then smiled happily:

"Boo!"

Its biggest dream is to find a friend who can listen to its entire song.

In order to realize this dream, Jigglypuff wandered for a long time.

But today, this dream has finally come true!

"Boli~" Jigglypuff stood on tiptoe, spun around happily, and suddenly froze.

Lu Ye yawned, his expression slightly complicated:

"This hypnotic effect... can't even the Zero Residue Fruit completely remove it?"

I should have thought of that earlier!

Jigglypuff can even hypnotize super newbies... but this time the dosage is less!

Soon, Teacher Lu lay back in his office chair and took a comfortable nap.

“Hiss~~”

Jigglypuff was struck by lightning, holding his face bag with both hands, shaking his head:

"Bori!! (〃>霜)"

When I woke up again, it was already dusk outside the office.

All the fatigue in Lu Ye's body disappeared. He walked to the mirror in the bathroom and looked at Gengar with graffiti on his face.

"Kuh-huh!" Gengar covered his mouth with his short hands and chuckled.

"You're still laughing at me?" Lu Ye said with a smile, "Look at yourself first!"

Even with graffiti on his face, it still can't hide Mr. Lu's handsomeness.

This beauty, which can maintain perfection and handsomeness in any situation—

It is a true portrayal of contemporary readers.

Back in the recording studio, Jigglypuff had calmed down. He sat on the table, holding the music score, his little feet dangling.

"Bo Li~"

"It said it was sure it could teach the little brat meow."

"Stop using that singing move, okay?"

Kojiro said awkwardly, "It's just teaching skills, Meowth can translate for the little brat!"

"That's right, even my perfect makeup was ruined by it!" Musashi yelled.

"Boli!?(?`^??)?"

Just as Musashi and Jigglypuff's eyes met and sparks flew.

Lu Ye walked into the room carrying a large stack of lunch boxes.

"It's time to eat. One portion for each person." Lu Ye said, "Don't steal the energy cubes of the elves. Jigglypuff also has a portion!"

The box lunch is the employee meal for Zhuqing Radio Station, which includes three dishes and one soup, and the food is quite satisfactory.

The energy cubes are made by Teacher Lu himself, mixed with sweet honey and rare tree fruits, exuding an attractive luster and fragrance.

Gulu—

Musashi and Kojiro, with their Adam's apples rolling, would occasionally cast their glances at Meow Meow who was eating with relish.

"Meow meow, don't you usually eat boxed lunches?" Musashi gritted his teeth.

"What does it matter, meow? Meow meow is also an elf meow." Meow meow stuffed the energy cube into his mouth and said happily.