I Don't Want to Be Attacked Author: Salted Fish with Tentacles
"Introduction: I really don't want to be conquered."
Section 1 Chapter 1 What the hell are thermal weapons!
"Alas~"
Feeling the strong wind around him and the gradually enlarging ground, although he had expected this day to come, Su Li did not expect that he would die by jumping off a building. It seemed a little unsightly.
If possible, he would rather die in a more beautiful way. Jumping off a building would be a bit too tragic, but it would be better than being stabbed with a hatchet.
Su Li is a scumbag, an absolute scumbag.
As a teacher, he always likes to have some improper relationship with his lovely female students. No! Not only female students, Su Li also takes action against female teachers, and virtuous wives, etc.
As long as he sets his eyes on someone, he will pursue her without any reservation. After catching up with her, he will usually decisively shake her off after three days or even a month, and look for the next target again, and he enjoys doing it.
So he is a scumbag, an absolute scumbag.
Before embarking on this path, he had already thought that sooner or later he would fail, and now the time of failure has come.
Su Li held the girl tightly in his arms. Although there was concrete floor below, the building was not too high. With him as a cushion, the chance of the girl's death should be reduced.
So, just push him down, why hold him? It's not worth it to risk your life for a scum like him.
He has made the final attempt to remedy the situation, and hopes that the other party can survive.
After this thought flashed through his mind, Su Li felt a huge shock.
The impact of falling from a height, the sound of bones breaking, the feeling of broken bones piercing the flesh...
Drowned him in an instant.
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“Hmm!?”
Su Li slowly opened his eyes, and what came into view was a familiar ceiling. That's right, this was inside his rental house, but the ceiling seemed a little new. Was it his illusion
Su Li blinked, but soon he realized that his focus should not be on the ceiling. If he remembered correctly, he seemed to be pushed down the stairs by his students, directly from the roof.
Although the building was not very tall, it was definitely not low either. Plus, I was the one lying underneath, so I was definitely left in the cold.
But why am I in my rental house now? This is a bit strange. Moreover, I don’t feel any pain in my body. Even if I am not dead, I should be in the hospital now.
It's impossible to say that he has been sleeping for who knows how many years!
This is totally unscientific.
Su Li subconsciously raised his hands. They were a pair of fair and slender hands, and traces of manicure could be seen on the nails... Wait!
What the hell is manicure!
Why are there manicures on his hands? And his hands are too thin. Although his body is not strong, it is firm. He also knows his hands well. How can they be so thin
These are obviously a pair of girls’ hands!
As if he thought of something terrible, Su Li straightened up suddenly and lowered his head subconsciously. Although the movement of his chest was not particularly large, the rise and fall of his chest was still very obvious.
Judging from the feel, it is definitely natural.
So, what kind of state is he in now
Su Li was a little confused. Although he was a teacher, he had read some novels. This plot was very similar to a time-travel novel. Did he travel through time? Or was he reborn
Regardless of whether it was time travel or rebirth, he knew that it had to be labeled as a transformation.
Lying back on the bed, Su Li felt a little unwell. If he was going to die, then he would die. Why did he have to be reborn? Although rebirth was pretty good, how could he pick up girls with his current gender?
Can he still be allowed to flirt with men
Su Li casually imagined that scene and felt a little unwell.
Su Li closed his eyes again and wanted to fall asleep again to see if there was something wrong with the way he woke up. Maybe when he woke up again, he would become a boy.
Although he was thinking about sleeping, Su Li now didn't feel like sleeping at all.
After tossing and turning for a while, Su Li finally couldn't help but get up.
There were some very simple things placed in the small rental house, which were similar to the furnishings in my previous room, except that there were some more things for girls, such as cosmetics.
Su Li got out of bed and came to the closet, looking at the floor-length mirror above. Reflected in the mirror was a cute and lovely girl with big watery eyes, a small nose, and seductive lips that seemed to be slightly opened in surprise.
Her long black hair was a little messy, probably because of sleeping, but it made her look more cute. Su Li estimated her height to be around 1.5 meters, but definitely less than 1.6 meters. She looked like a junior high school student.
Very soft and cute.
Did I go back to junior high school? Why do I look so young? And why do I look like someone who can be bullied?!
Is this really me? Why do I feel like I've become a different person
Just when Su Li was studying his appearance, he suddenly discovered that on the calendar hanging next to him, there was a circle drawn in red pen around September 1st, as if to express something.
Look at the year on the calendar again. Isn’t this the time when I started working five years ago
Su Li looked around, then picked up the phone that was charging on the table. He entered the password skillfully and unlocked the door successfully. The date displayed on it was August 31st.
In other words, he will officially start work tomorrow!
Isn't rebirth usually reborn to the student days? Why did he reborn directly to the day before going to work? He still wanted to experience the life of his student days.
Well, he actually just wanted to flirt with a female classmate from his school days.
But now it seems there is no chance.
At this moment, something suddenly appeared in Su Li's mind. The feeling of something being stuffed into his brain made Su Li frown, but he didn't cry out.
But soon, the information in his mind made Su Li gloomy.
The extra information in his mind told him that, except for him, all the girls he had conquered had been reborn. If that were all, it would be fine.
The problem is, if she is captured, she will become a hot weapon.
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Section 2 Chapter 2 Even if there is a danger of turning into a hot weapon, we can't go hungry
"What the hell!?"
Su Li's expression at this moment can be said to be very interesting. There was a hint of weirdness in his surprise. He didn't even know why this kind of information appeared in his head, or who left the information to him.
Could it be a prank left by that illusory name? Or maybe it was just insignificant information, saying that all the girls he had conquered, except him, had been reborn. In any case, it was unlikely.
But do gods really exist in this world? No, if there are no gods, then how can I be reborn
Although the possibility is not high, but as long as there is a slight possibility, Su Li feels that he is in trouble.
Anyway, to be on the safe side, Su Li decided not to reveal his identity as a reborn person. After all, Su Li didn't dare to think about the number of girls he had conquered. If all of them were reborn...
Although he is a reborn person, he does not have the advantages of a reborn person.
I don’t know the winning lottery numbers, I don’t know the rise and fall of the stock market, I only know that housing prices will go up but I don’t have the money to buy them. Well, I can now say GG amidst laughter and joy.
Whenever Su Li thought of the girls he had conquered before, he felt a headache. Being conquered would turn them into hot weapons or something. It was unscientific no matter how he thought about it.
But logically speaking, how could she be conquered? She has always been the one conquering others.
No matter what, let's take it one step at a time.
Just as Su Li was daydreaming, she suddenly felt hungry. She casually glanced at the time and found that it was already past eleven o'clock in the morning.
No wonder I feel hungry.
Su Li gently reached out and stroked his flat belly, then decided to go out for a meal later. It would also be a good opportunity for him to go out and see the differences between this world and his own world.
Even if there is a danger of turning into a hot weapon, we cannot go hungry.
Before Su Li went to wash up, he also looked through his wallet. His current name is also Su Li, but not the Li of "li li" but the Li of "liuli", Su Li.
Not bad.
After washing up, Su Li went to the toilet. The feeling was still a little awkward for her. She was still used to the old way of going to the toilet. After going to the toilet, she just had to shake it twice. No tissue was needed there.
Cough cough!
As for dressing up, Su Li still knows how to do it. After all, she has combed girls' hair quite a few times and can be said to be very skilled at it. The same goes for combing her own hair.
When changing clothes, there was no ridiculous situation where there was only a skirt. Su Li directly changed into a classic combination of a T-shirt and jeans. When preparing to go out, Su Li suddenly remembered a very serious problem.
This made her go back to the room, take off her clothes and put on her underwear. Although it was not big, she still had to wear it. It would be a bit inappropriate if she didn't wear it.
But then again, I have never worn women's clothes, so why am I so skilled at it? It feels like I have worn them countless times. I wonder if I have a talent for wearing women's clothes.
Okay, this is just a joke.
Su Li lives in an urban village near the school. Although the houses here are old and there is no elevator, the rent is cheap. Her not-so-small house only costs about 1,000 yuan a month.
Su Li picked up her cell phone and went out directly.
She also checked her bank account and found that she still had some small cash in it. Now she just scanned the code to pay, so she didn't bring a wallet or anything. She wouldn't be walking far anyway, so there was no need to go through so much trouble.
Su Li lived on the fifth floor. After going down the stairs and leaving the building, she still had to go through the criss-crossing alleys to get out of the urban village. If it was her first time here and no one led the way, it would be very easy to get lost.
Don’t ask how Su Li knew this. When she was looking for a house, she wandered around here for most of the day, and finally the landlord found her and brought her here.
Just thinking about it makes me feel sad.
But now, Su Li has become accustomed to this complex terrain. After five years, what is there that she can't get used to? She knows every tree and blade of grass around and where there are shops.
“It feels like a lot has changed~”
Su Li glanced at the shops on both sides of the road. There are still people opening shops here to sell food ingredients, but after a few months, a new supermarket will open at the entrance of the urban village, and then the noise here will become much less.
If she remembered correctly, the supermarket would only be open for two months before the vegetable stall was replaced by a small hardware store.
For example, the owner of that shabby daily necessities store will make a fortune soon. It seems that there is a land expropriation in his hometown, and his land happens to be expropriated or something, and then this daily necessities store will be replaced by a small restaurant.
There were many details around, and Su Li noticed them all. She couldn't help but sigh. Five years was neither long nor short, but a lot of things had changed.
Before she fell from the building, she heard from the landlord that the area seemed to be going to be renovated.
While walking and looking at the surrounding scenery, Su Li quickly took a shortcut and walked out of the urban village.
After Su Li thought about it for a moment, she walked in one direction. There was a restaurant opened by one of her students nearby. The food was very good, so she had breakfast and lunch there.
The most important thing is that the student had been conquered by her before, so she could go there to test whether the information in her mind was true.
After making the decision, Su Li quickly arrived at the door of a small restaurant.
Although the restaurant is not big, it has everything it needs. The best thing about it is that it is very clean. Every corner and every table and chair have been cleaned spotlessly. It is the most comfortable place.
This is also the reason why there are so many regular customers here.
As soon as Su Li sat down, a figure came to her side. It was a girl of about fifteen or sixteen years old. She was not particularly good-looking, but she was definitely a beautiful girl. Moreover, she was the type that became more attractive the more you looked at her.
As for why Su Li knew it so clearly, it was naturally because she had conquered her before. Her name was Gigi Lai, and Su Li usually called her Li Zi, which was Gigi Lai's nickname, and usually only her mother would call her that.
Of course, there was one more person behind, that was Su Li.
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Chapter 3: An ominous premonition