I Really Don’t Want To Be Captured!

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Chapter 46: Gugugugu

"Come in."

At Li Yitong's invitation, Su Li slowly walked into Li Yitong's room, a room that was not big, but definitely not small either. Since it was newly built, it looked quite new at first glance.

Although it is a small room, there is a small kitchen inside, but Li Yitong never cooks.

The furniture in the room is also very complete, with everything that is needed. There is also a small refrigerator in the kitchen, but there are no ingredients in it, just some drinks and the like, which can occasionally be used to store desserts.

Su Li remembered that one time when she came to Li Yitong's room, she secretly ate her matcha cake, and then Su Li had to use a whole big cake to coax her back.

Women's obsession with desserts is really scary.

"Please sit down for a while. There is no tea here. Xiaoli, would you like a drink or hot water?"

"Just give me a cup of hot water, thank you."

Su Li sat on the chair, pretending to look around with curiosity, but did not dare to walk around casually, as if she was here for the first time.

At this moment, Su Li really wanted to give herself a thumbs up. She could actually perform such sharp acting skills. Perhaps, she should enter the entertainment industry. Her acting skills are definitely much better than those young and popular actors.

Just when Su Li was daydreaming, Li Yitong, who was pouring hot water, came back to Su Li. After handing the hot water to Su Li, she said with a smile, "How is my current dormitory?"

“Very good~”

"By the way, why doesn't Xiaoli apply for the teacher's dormitory?"

Hearing Li Yitong's words, Su Li said without hesitation: "Maybe it's because we all lived in dormitories when we were in college, so after we came out, we wanted to live outside by ourselves."

"I see~"

It was still the same reason. Once upon a time, she had asked Su Li the same question, and the answer she got was the same. It made Li Yitong feel like she had returned to the past.

No, she has returned to the past now, but some people and things are different.

Putting away unnecessary thoughts, a gentle smile appeared on Li Yitong's face again, and she said, "Xiao Li, if you want to rest at school at noon in the future, you can come to me directly. Although my bed is not big, it can sleep two people."

"Really?"

Su Li's eyes sparkled with anticipation, and at the same time she silently complained in her heart, isn't this exactly what she had said to Li Yitong before? But the location was in her room.

Su Li didn't expect that her words were plagiarized again. What should she say? She was wondering whether she should apply for a patent for what she said.

Although he really wanted to complain, Su Li still didn't dare to show what he was thinking and could only pretend to be looking forward to it.

As for whether she will come in the future, of course she won’t.

You know, sleeping in the same bed with Li Yitong, who knows what Li Yitong will do to you. You know, you are a weak girl now, and Li Yitong probably doesn't need to exert much effort to make you cold. No! It should be hot, hot like a hot weapon.

"Well, of course it's true. I haven't even been to Xiaoli's house. Should I find some time to go and take a look?"

Li Yitong has already said this, how could Su Li refuse? Even if she wanted to refuse, she couldn't.

"You can come over anytime~" Su Li said casually.

"By the way, Xiaoli, don't you want to sleep now? I need to read a book later, so I can give you my bed."

"No, I want to play with my phone too."

As Su Li was talking, she took out her cell phone and opened a famous novel website. She used to read novels on this website often, but now most of the novels she wanted to read had already been read by her, so she could only go and look for books out of boredom.

The first step to reading a novel is to open the ranking list. As soon as Su Li opened the ranking list, she was stunned by a book in Zhou's collection. The name of this book is "How to Cultivate a Hot Weapon Sister". It tells the story of how an ordinary male protagonist trains his sister step by step to become a hot weapon. Hot weapons literally mean a kind of weapon, don't get me wrong.

The reason why Su Li was shocked was because this book should not be released in two years? A book that was supposed to be released two years later actually appeared at this time.

What does this show!

This means that a reborn person who has changed his job and become a plagiarist has appeared.

Who could it be? Su Li looked at the pen name.

'Cuckoo'

The moment she saw this pen name, Su Li suddenly wanted to eat pigeon meat. What was this "gugugu"? Just from these three words, she had no way of telling which sister was the author of this book.

Just when Su Li was deep in thought, Li Yitong suddenly came over, took a look at Su Li's phone, and said, "What are you looking at?"

"No, I just wanted to see if there were any novels I could read." Su Li said a little embarrassedly.

Su Li did not dodge the point about reading novels, because she was just reading normally. If she tried to hide it, it would more easily arouse Li Yitong's suspicion.

"I didn't expect Xiaoli really doesn't like reading novels."

"No, I just take a look when I have nothing to do."

Li Yitong just glanced at it twice and then went about her own business, because Su Li understood that the other party hardly read these novels at all. This was the conclusion Su Li came to after spending many years with Li Yitong.

What Su Li didn't notice was that after Li Yitong left, she quietly opened a novel APP and started flipping through it casually.

When she saw the first place on Zhou's collection, a look of doubt flashed in her eyes. Although she had not read this novel before her rebirth, she was still able to understand it based on the name.

Because when she was dating Su Li, she saw her reading this book. If she remembered correctly, this book should not appear so soon.

But a book that shouldn't have appeared at this time, appeared at this time. Doesn't this prove that my idea is actually correct

Besides her, there were other people who were reborn, and not just one or two, maybe many.

There must be some pattern in this, but she is not sure what it is. Although she is not sure, if she investigates it, maybe she can solve the mystery.

It's getting more and more interesting~

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Tickets, I want tickets! —Xianyu said, waving his tentacles.

Chapter 47: Wait a little longer

"You're finally online. It's so late. I thought you wouldn't be online today."

Su Li had just finished taking a shower and turned on the computer to log into the game when she received a message from the pastor lady.

After a casual glance, Su Li's hands quickly typed on the keyboard: "I was on duty just now. Not everyone can spend a lot of money like you without working."

The pastor lady is really rich. After spending some time with her, Su Li got the information that the equipment on her can be used for a long time, but once she reaches a certain level, she will definitely buy a new set of the best equipment at that level.

And Su Li was still wearing her mission uniform. What should Su Li say

Run to where the pastor lady is, you can see a beautiful female character in a white dress standing there, seemingly looking at the scenery. Don't be fooled by the pastor lady's appearance, in fact, she is just wearing fashion.

Under this costume is actually a level 30 rare armor, a highly enhanced one. Didn’t you see the giant sword on the priest lady’s back

Su Li felt that Miss Priest should play the role of a warrior.

Su Li had also mentioned this issue to the other party, but in the other party's words, she liked to play this kind of violent priest. What else could Su Li say? Just call her Miss Priest.

After accepting the invitation to join a team from Miss Pastor, Su Li saw Miss Pastor typing a line of words: "What do you do? You have to work the night shift. Why don't you just quit your job? I'll hire you to play games with me."

"Forget it. I think my current job is pretty good."

Su Li did not directly answer what her occupation was, but just glossed over it. The pastor lady did not ask any more questions, and continued to complete various tasks together as usual.

When Su Li was happily using this newly learned skill to kill monsters, the pastor lady suddenly typed: "By the way, are you a man or a woman?"

"Of course it's a man~" Su Li answered without any hesitation, without even a trace of emotion in her heart.

This was also her standard answer when others asked her this question before her rebirth. But then again, she didn't know whether the pastor girl was a boy or a girl. But a name like "My Breasts Are Big, I Speak First" shouldn't be a girl.

But this is not certain.

"A boy? I don't quite believe it. My intuition tells me that you should be a girl." Under the strange gazes of passers-by, the pastor lady casually chopped the monster in front of her into two halves and cast a healing spell on herself.

Su Li was stunned for a moment when she saw the reply from the pastor lady, but she didn't care. She just had a hunch and thought that maybe the pastor lady was just trying to trick her. To be honest, she had never been tricked by anyone before.

"I am really a man. Are you a man or a woman?" Su Li typed silently.

"Guess~"

Just with these two words, the pastor lady has been doing her tasks without any movement. As for Su Li, how could she possibly guess such a boring question? She didn't meet him in person and didn't do anything. Even if the pastor lady was really a girl, and a great beauty at that, it was none of her business.

On the other side, a beautiful girl who was also sitting in front of the computer like Su Li pouted in dissatisfaction, looking at the character who was still casting spells with a staff, and muttered to herself: "Don't you have any curiosity at all? Under normal circumstances, shouldn't you make a guess?"

The girl was complaining while casually lifting the chair. Lifting a chair can be very dangerous sometimes. For example, now, she accidentally used too much force and couldn't lift the chair back up.

"bump."

“Ah! It hurts.”

The girl was lying on the ground, covering her feet. When she fell, her toes accidentally kicked the table. It hurt so much, it was really heartbreaking.

"Curiosity, in some cases, is not a good thing." Su Li thought silently in his heart while playing the game.

To be honest, there are not many girls who fall into their own hands because of curiosity. So, sometimes being too curious about someone or something is not a good thing.

Time passed by minute by minute. Su Li stretched lazily, said hello to the pastor lady, and logged off directly. She still had to go to work tomorrow. If she played too late, she would feel uncomfortable even if she could get up tomorrow morning.

After turning off the computer, Su Li walked to the window and opened it casually. She could feel the slightly hot evening breeze blowing towards her. Thinking about it carefully, Su Li felt like she had been traveling here for about a week.

It’s only been over a week, and she thought it had been a long time. Now she is more or less familiar with the life here. After all, it is a rebirth and not a time travel, so it is normal for her to adapt quickly.

I just have to think about how to avoid being discovered that I’m a reborn person every day. It feels a bit tiring.

By the way, why would a scumbag like me be reborn? It would be fine if I was reborn, but why would even the girls I had conquered be reborn as well? This is really a very strange thing.

Also, if you are attacked, you will be transformed into a hot weapon. It's like a punishment from God to yourself.

While thinking about these strange things, Su Li found that the lights in Shen Qingxia's house seemed to be on. Was she observing herself through the gap between the windows? If it was Shen Qingxia, she might really do such a thing.

After all, Shen Qingxia had done this kind of thing before her rebirth.

Su Li squinted her eyes and glanced towards Shen Qingxia's house, but in her vision, all she could see was a blur.

There was nothing she could do about it, since she was nearsighted. In fact, she did wear glasses, but she didn't wear them often. Not to mention contact lenses, she had never used them before her rebirth. As for now, she didn't know.

Not knowing what she was thinking of, Su Li sighed softly, then closed the window again, drew the curtains, and prepared to go back to her room to sleep.

After the lights in Su Li's room went out, the lights in Shen Qingxia's room also went out.

In Shen Qingxia's room, Shen Qingxia casually fell on the bed, and it was unclear whether she was feeling the soft quilt or thinking about someone while hugging the quilt.

"Well, we have to wait a little longer. We have to wait a little longer. I feel like I can't wait any longer, teacher."

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Want tickets (poor

Chapter 48 Pleasure

“So sleepy.”

Su Li was sitting in the office, yawning lazily. If you look closely, you can see that there is a faint dark circle under Su Li's eyes.

Although Su Li logged off the game early last night, going to bed early does not mean going to bed early. He first started analyzing the reborn ex-girlfriends he had met in the past week or so, and analyzing their current personalities and so on.

After all, after the breakup, Su Li seldom had any interactions with them, and personality or other changes also needed attention. During this period, although Li Yitong and the others had been testing Su Li, Su Li had also been testing them.

Only by knowing yourself and your enemy can you win every battle.

Only by analyzing each person in detail can we avoid mistakes.

After a thorough analysis, when Su Li was about to go to bed, she suddenly thought of the pastor's gender issue for some reason. She kept thinking about this issue and couldn't fall asleep until two or three in the morning, when she fell into a drowsy sleep.

At around six o'clock, the alarm clock rang again.

Being a teacher is like this, she has gotten used to it, but habits are habits, and if she doesn’t get a good night’s sleep, even she will still feel sleepy.

As he thought about it, Su Li yawned again.

"What's wrong with Xiaoli? Why do you look like you didn't sleep well?"