I Really Don’t Want To Be Captured!

Chapter 47

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At this time, Su Li saw Miss Priest squatting in front of her own 'corpse' and said, "I say, Miss Mage, you are not a big breasts control, you actually squeezed the character's breasts so big."

"Humph, what do you know? The physics engine of this game is still great. If your breasts are bigger, you will feel the shaking when you run, you know?"

"No wonder you always like to jump around when you're paddling. Is that so? So, is Miss Mage a man or a woman in real life?"

"Me? Of course I'm a girl, a girl with a big breast~" Su Li typed with a smile.

The pastor lady on the other side seemed to be silent, but after a long while, she finally spoke: "I don't believe you unless you send me a photo of Big OO. My QQ is..."

It is impossible to send photos, after all, Su Li is not a big shot, but he can still add her on QQ. After all, based on Su Li's intuition, the probability that a pastor lady is a girl is still very high.

Thinking of this, since it's all on the Internet, I might as well just flirt with her.

Su Li opened QQ and used a small account. After all, as a scumbag, having only one chat tool would obviously be a death wish. In order to be on the safe side, Su Li usually prepared more than five chat tools. She did not have time to maintain so many accounts. She bought these small accounts with different levels on Taobao.

This is the most basic operation of multi-threading.

The QQ number given by the pastor lady was not one he was familiar with. Although it was a bit unscientific, Su Li had already written down the contact information of all the girls he had pursued, including their detailed addresses.

Although it is not ruled out that someone may use a smurf account, it will be fine as long as they don't agree to meet.

After seeing that the friend request was successfully accepted, Su Li typed with a smile: "Miss Pastor, it's me, your dear Miss Mage."

"Why do I think your Q looks a bit like a smurf?"

"How could that be? This must be your illusion. Didn't you see my QQ level?"

As Su Li was talking, she looked at the pastor lady's space and was surprised to find photos and other things in it. The person looked pretty good and was not very old, probably still in high school. And most importantly, she was not someone she knew, but her appearance seemed familiar. However, Su Li was sure that it was not anyone she had conquered before.

This is very beautiful~

At this moment, the message prompt lit up, and Miss Pastor sent a message: "I guess you are looking at my photo album now, right?"

"Yes, Miss Pastor is very beautiful. Is she still in high school?"

"That's right, are you so cruel as to attack a high school girl?"

"How could that be~"

When Su Li typed this sentence, she didn't even have any psychological fluctuations, and it seemed as if she had forgotten some of the things she had done.

"By the way, where do you work?"

"I don't know."

"What is your job?"

“I don’t know.”

"Are you a man or a woman?"

"you guess."

On the other side of the screen, a cute little girl was looking at the computer screen with gritted teeth. She even had the urge to expose the mage lady.

At this moment, a beautiful lady in a long dress walked behind the girl. She glanced at the screen casually and said, "Yi Han, what are you looking at? Why are you so angry?"

"Sister, it's nothing, I'm just chatting with netizens."

If Su Li were here at this moment, she would find that the mature lady standing behind the girl was Li Yitong.

Li Yitong came to the computer screen, smiled slightly, and said, "Let me see."

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Let me have a good rest! (shock)

Ahem, I saw a big reader asked whether Xianyu would offer a bounty. For now, I’d better not do so. I’ve been feeling a bit tired lately, and I’ve got some writer’s block. If I offer a bounty, Xianyu will probably become a dead fish.

Chapter 102 Chapter 101 The hair on my head is all erect

"Um!?"

Su Li, who was sitting in front of the computer, suddenly had a bad feeling. Even though the curtains in her house were drawn and she was alone, this feeling still came.

If Su Li had alopecia, it would probably be erect by now.

Assuming that there is no danger around you, then the danger can only come from... the computer in front of you

Thinking of this possibility, Su Li's eyes suddenly became alert. After all, there was a computer screen. Although there were photos in the album, they were just photos. No one knew what was behind the screen.

Maybe Li Yitong was watching him from behind the pastor lady? Or, it was possible that the pastor lady was Li Yitong.

Su Li suddenly regretted adding the pastor’s QQ.

At this moment, the beeping sound rang out again, and the pastor lady replied: "Why are you silent? Are you going to disappear again? "

"No, I'm watching 'Billy Billy'~"

On the other side, Li Yitong couldn't help but raise her eyebrows after seeing this reply. No matter how she looked at it, there didn't seem to be anything wrong, but the way of chatting just now always felt a little familiar~

After thinking for a while, Li Yitong said calmly: "Yihan, spend most of your time playing games. If your academic performance falls behind, maybe your dad will let you transfer to my school~"

"Also, be careful with your online friends and don't let them cheat you out of money or sex."

Although this sentence sounded like a warning, Miss Priest didn't take it seriously. She said nonchalantly, "For me, it doesn't matter where you transfer to. And don't just stare at others and chat. It's embarrassing. Miss Mage is not that kind of person."

Li Yihan stood up and pushed her cousin out of the room, then returned to the computer and typed quickly on the keyboard: "My sister was next to me just now, but she's gone now. Let's continue playing games."

"sure."

"Well, don't you think typing is a bit troublesome? How about we just talk directly through voice?"

Seeing this message, the corners of Su Li's mouth curled up slightly. She wanted to trick her into talking on the phone. This pastor lady was too sweet. After what happened just now, how could she turn on the phone

"I'm so sorry, I don't have a headset, so I may not be able to turn on the voice."

"How can you play games without headphones? How about I buy one for you? Just give me the address~" the pastor lady said unwillingly.

The voice scam failed, so is he planning to come to my door and ask for my address

"No, I can't let Miss Pastor spend money. I'll buy another one when I get my salary."

No matter what the pastor lady said, Su Li just refused to respond to the voice call and refused to give her the address, which made the pastor lady really want to find her friends to retrieve the mage lady on the opposite side.

But she didn't do it in the end. After all, this was the first and only friend she made in this game.

In fact, during the National Day holiday, she didn't play the game much. She basically just went online to see if the priest lady was there. If not, she would basically complete her daily tasks and then go offline.

She didn't even complete any of the main quests. After all, the plots of the main quests were still very interesting. It would be boring to watch them alone. It would be best to find a like-minded person to watch them together so that it would be interesting.

The time spent playing games passed very quickly. If Ling Luo hadn't called her to eat, Su Li wouldn't even have realized that so much time had passed.

After saying something to the pastor lady, Su Li chose to log off. She planned to sell all the goods she had in stock tonight. After she had some money, she would buy herself a set of fashion clothes first.

Although the equipment is a bit poor, it should at least look good on the surface.

As for the rest of the money, Su Li decided not to sell the game coins, but to continue making money.

With that start-up capital, Su Li felt that according to his memories before his rebirth, he should be able to make a fortune in the game quickly, but even if he made money, there was no way he could show it to others.

After all, as an object of attention, if her life suddenly became affluent, wouldn't that expose her flaws

If the reborn people knew that she made money in the game, then she would be finished.

Shaking his head gently, Su Li slowly stood up, walked to the window and opened the curtains. The sun had already set. Su Li stretched lazily. It was quite comfortable to play games without any worries.

At this moment, Su Li suddenly discovered that the curtains opposite him were suddenly pulled open, and then Shen Qingxia's figure appeared in Su Li's sight.

As if sensing Su Li's gaze, Shen Qingxia slowly opened the window, then walked to the balcony and said to Su Li, "Teacher, have you returned from your hometown so early?"

"Well, she just arrived this afternoon. Did Shen Qingxia just arrive?" Su Li pretended to be curious.

Even though there was such a distance between them, Su Li could already feel the strong sense of oppression brought by the other party. That burning gaze made her feel cold no matter what time it was.

Su Li originally wanted to ask Shen Qingxia how she spent the National Day, but she suddenly remembered something, and after sighing silently in her heart, she said, "There is still one day left tomorrow, so take a good rest."

"Um."

I don’t know if it’s because I haven’t seen Su Li for a few days, but her eyes seemed to have become even hotter.

After returning home, Su Li walked straight out of the house and came to Ling Luo's house. Su Li did not wait in the living room for dinner to be finished as usual, but went straight to the kitchen and began to learn how to cook seriously.

Ling Luo naturally welcomed Su Li. After all, when teaching, she could let Su Li come up and practice, and she could also teach her step by step. When she thought of this, Ling Luo couldn't help but think of the feeling of teaching Su Li to cook last time.

Although she knew that the other party was taking advantage of her, Su Li did not show any special reaction. After all, her current role was that of an innocent loli teacher.

As if thinking of something, Ling Luo leaned close to Su Li's ear and whispered, "Xiao Li, let's watch a movie together tonight."

"Okay~"

At this moment, Su Li noticed Ling Luo's smile, which seemed a little strange. It seemed that tonight might not be as simple as watching a movie.

It doesn't matter anymore. She has never been afraid of anything.

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Today I was rewatching an anime and almost forgot to type!

Chapter 103 Chapter 102 Getting by

“Ding Dong~”

"I'm coming~"

Su Li, who was in the bathroom, heard the doorbell and sighed helplessly. She didn't even put on any clothes and just pulled a bath towel and walked directly to the door. However, this time Su Li didn't open the door directly. Instead, she looked through the peephole before opening the door.

"I'm here, Xiaoli~"

Looking at Su Li wrapped in a bath towel, a look of surprise flashed across Ling Luo's eyes, but she hid it well.

"Come in first. I'll go change my clothes and be out soon."

As Su Li spoke, she opened the security door and went back into the bathroom.

Looking at Su Li's back, Ling Luo licked her slightly dry lips. No matter how she looked at it, she looked very tempting. The bath towel only covered the key parts, and large areas of her fair skin were exposed to the air, as well as her two long white legs. She estimated the time Su Li would take a shower, and came here at the right time. She didn't expect that she would be chosen by her. It seemed that her luck was pretty good.

Thinking of this, a faint smile appeared on Ling Luo's lips.

But it’s a pity that we didn’t see the classic scene where Su Li’s bath towel fell off, otherwise it would have been much more interesting.

After waiting for a while, Su Li, wearing pajamas, walked out of the bathroom. Her hair was still a little wet, but even so, she still gave people a cute feeling.

"Let me help you blow dry your hair first, then we can start watching."

"Okay~"

Walking into Su Li's room, Ling Luo naturally took the hair dryer and started to blow Su Li's hair. Ling Luo discovered that blowing Su Li's hair had some very good benefits.

I don’t know if it’s because it’s too hot, but the top two buttons of Su Li’s pajamas are not buttoned. Whenever the hair dryer blows, Su Li’s collar will be blown up.

Looking at Ling Luo's eyes in the mirror, Su Li silently rolled her eyes in her heart. She was still wearing her underwear, so there was nothing good about it. But then again, even if she wasn't wearing underwear, what was so good about these small breasts

After helping Su Li blow dry her hair, Ling Luo naturally inserted the USB drive into Su Li's computer.

Don't get me wrong, these are not study materials, but horror movies downloaded by Ling Luo. Su Li casually opened the USB drive and was about to see what movie to watch tonight when the Japanese titles of several horror movies attracted Su Li's attention.

As an experienced driver, Su Li knew what the content was about just by looking at the title, even though she didn't know Japanese.

So, why is there a learning material mixed into a horror movie?!

Just when Su Li was stunned, Ling Luo seemed to have discovered something, and then suddenly reached out to cover the computer screen and said: "Well, there's nothing, Xiaoli, you've seen it wrong."

Looking at Ling Luo's nervous expression, Su Li was 100% sure that he was pretending, because Ling Luo covered up all the titles of horror movies, except for one which was entirely in Japanese, as if he had left it there on purpose for her to see.

And if you really don't want her to see it, isn't it the best choice to just unplug the USB drive? You're still holding it here, maybe you want me to see the Japanese text, and then arouse my curiosity, and finally look at the study materials with me!

After a long while, Ling Luo seemed to remember something, and then she pulled out the USB drive. She said carefully, "Xiao Li, you didn't see anything just now, did you?"

"I seemed to see some amateurs or something, but I couldn't understand the Japanese. What did they say?" Su Li said, pretending to be a newbie.

Logically speaking, it is impossible that the old method she used in the past is still being used on her. You have to know that her current setting is that of a newbie who knows nothing.

"Xiao Li, just pretend you didn't see anything."