On Tuesday, they got their newly-issued marriage certificate. Zhuang Yiyun asked Yan Yan to pick a date, but he was not one to look at dates. For him, the earlier the better. He had wanted to go on Monday, but Zhuang Yiyun had an important meeting that day, so he had to choose Tuesday.
The two of them went for a pre-marital check-up first. According to Zhuang Yiyun's idea, they would not have an intimate relationship at all, so why would they need a pre-marital check-up? But Yan Yan didn't think so, and Jiang Li was worried, so he decided to take the opportunity to check it out. After all, it was just an opportunity. There was such a process for marriage. It was not easy to ask the other party to go for a physical examination at ordinary times, so the two of them went for a pre-marital check-up first.
It was just a marriage check-up, and Yan Yan didn't think much of it at first. But when he was doing the men's check-up, he realized that this check-up didn't seem so ordinary... He pretended to be shy and let Zhuang Yiyun go first. When he went there himself, the doctor asked if they were a couple, and the look he gave him suddenly became very meaningful.
"Doctor, what's the problem?"
"No problem, it's very healthy. Your husband is also healthy and well developed. Young man, take it easy and make sure you're well prepared. I've already warned your husband that a person like him can easily get hurt. I told him not to rush around too recklessly."
Rushing around... Yan Yan's face flushed red, and he swore that he was not pretending this time. Just imagining that scene, he was very determined not to have a nosebleed. He really wanted to know how old his "husband" was that the doctor had to remind him.
"Don't thank me. Our parents won't know about these things. Only our premarital doctors can remind us."
Yan Yan's face turned yellow, and after he went out, there was something wrong in the way he looked at Zhuang Yiyun.
After this experience, premarital examination became a super good project for Yan Yan. But he didn't expect that he wouldn't have the last laugh, and he failed when it came to the physical examination.
When he stood on the height and weight scale, he didn't think much about it until the electronic scale reported: weight 68.5kg, height 179.2cm...
"Didn't you say you were 182cm tall?" Zhuang Yiyu, who had been silent, suddenly spoke.
Yan Yan subconsciously asked back: "When?"
"You told my mom the first time we met."
"Isn't 179.2 rounded to 182?"
"That's not the right way to round off. Mathematics must be rigorous. The rounded-off weight should be 70kg." Zhuang Yiyun said as he stood on the electronic scale.
The electronic scale automatically reports: weight 76.4kg, height 190.8cm
Yan Yan: …
He has a phrase MMP that he doesn’t know whether to say or not. He hates it most when people say he is less than 180cm tall, and secondly when people say he is 70kg. Zhuang Yiyun stepped on two landmines at once. I really want to fight him! Tall people really don’t know how difficult it is for short people, right? !
Yan Yan was furious and didn't talk to Zhuang Yiyun again when he arrived at the marriage registration office.
Same-sex marriage registration is still not mainstream at the marriage registry, and they both look good, so they were always watched when they got the marriage certificate. Most of the other couples who got married had their relatives and friends help record and take photos, but they naturally didn't think about these things when they were just going through the motions, but they didn't think about it, and Jiang Li came uninvited.
Relying on her 1.80-meter height and strong physique, the captain of the women's basketball team squeezed into the crowd and came in front of the two men.
"You actually didn't call me. Yan Yan, you are really loyal."