I Rely On Poverty To Sweep Through Survival Games
我靠贫穷横扫逃生游戏
Author: 柏瑭
Latest: Chapter 202
Status: Completed
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Genres: Mystery, Supernatural, Horror, Yaoi
Tags: action comedy drama horor mature mystery psychological supernatural yaoi
Xiao Lan was a pauper who couldn’t do anything that required money.
On the road after work, he was engulfed by darkness and opened his eyes to a frightening and dangerous survival game.
The app that can’t be deleted; the people it locked on to were unable to escape except through death.
Ordinary players: Save me, I don’t want to die!!!
Xiao Lan: Sorry, the phone is too broken and it froze. Can you wait a little longer?
A hand reached out from inside an old-fashioned television; the people caught would enter its world.
Ordinary players: Ahhhhhhh! What to do?!
Xiao Lan: According to my many years of experience repairing old household appliances, it seems that this model can be opened like this…
Finally, the bosses gathered around Xiao Lan one day, prepared to deal with this (game) bug.
But they saw him roll up his sleeves and stride forward on long legs, and he beat up the bosses until they doubted their ghostly births.
Xiao Lan: Do you think an overtime worker’s night travels are for nothing?
Luo: Sir is always this cute.
Passer-by (shivering): Isn’t your definition of cute a little strange…
萧岚是个任何需要钱的事都搞不定的穷光蛋。
下班路上被黑暗吞噬，再睁眼就是恐怖危险的逃生游戏。
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无法卸载的APP，被锁定的人除非死亡都无法逃脱。
普通玩家：救命我不想死！！！
萧岚：不好意思手机太破卡住了，要不你再等会？
老式电视里伸出手来，被抓住的人就会进入它的世界。
普通玩家：啊啊啊啊！怎么办！
萧岚：按照我修旧家电多年的经验，这个款好像是这么拆的……
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终于有一天，boss们把萧岚团团围住，准备解决这个bug。
却见他挽起了袖子，迈开长腿走上前，将boss们揍得怀疑鬼生。
萧岚：你们当加班狗的夜路是白走的？
洛：先生总是这么可爱。
路人（瑟瑟发抖）：你眼里可爱的范围是不是有点偏……