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Chapter 73: Grandma's bedtime story (4)

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Early the next morning, Xiao Lan just opened her eyes, still a little confused in her mind. The first thing that appeared in his eyes was... a butt bathed in sunlight.

Also wearing Pikachu pattern underwear.

Xiao Lan was startled, and the sleepiness that had just woke up completely disappeared in an instant.

He rubbed his eyes and looked there again, finally seeing what was going on.

Wang Teddy's sleeping face is really bad.

The whole person is now presenting a posture of upside down, only half of the body is still on the bed, and the legs and the quilt are inextricably entangled. The buttocks are pressed on the pillow and become the highest point of the whole person, just in front of the ventilation window. With a ray of light shining into the room, Pikachu on the underwear looked bright and dazzling.

It's all like this, but Wang Teddy on the opposite bed didn't mean to wake up. He still slept beautifully. His carefree appearance really resembled a pig that had slept and ate all day in a pig farm.

He was chewing on the quilt in his mouth, and he was chewing deliciously, he couldn't stop muttering, and he didn't know what he was dreaming of.

Xiao Lan looked at Wang Teddy, who was full of creativity in his sleeping position, and instantly understood Wang Ke's deep waters: "No wonder your brother doesn't want to sleep with you..."

Just by looking at this posture, you can know what kind of suffering it is to sleep with Wang Teddy.

Soon after, the iron gate opened and "grandma" came in.

She asked the players to get up in a cordial tone: "Did you sleep well? My dear children, come out soon. Grandma will take you to breakfast. Good children can't sleep in bed."

After the players came out of the room, Xiao Lan found that there were only eight people present.

His eyes swept across every room selected by the player, and found something wrong in one of them.

The door of the room was half open, and there were sticky spider silks on the floor and ceiling, and blood stains that were dragged. The blood stains were also mixed with some debris and debris that seemed to be digested, which looked very bad. He remembered that a male player lived in that room, looked very silent, and basically did not communicate with other people.

Judging from this posture, that person is probably not lucky enough.

Other players also noticed something wrong in that room, and their eyes floated over there uncontrollably.

"Grandma" saw this and laughed happily: "The disobedient children that grandma told you, but will be punished..."

An inexplicable gloomy air filled the corridor, sweeping away the sleepiness of getting up early, and the players felt a little chilly.

They looked at the messy room, with some worries about their future in their hearts, perhaps the next one was themselves.

"Let's go, it will be bad after breakfast." "Grandma" turned around and passed in the direction of the iron gate.

The players also followed her silently and moved forward.

"Grandma" took them into the restaurant. The restaurant did not seem to be large in size, and the furniture was basically wooden. The floor was covered with patterned carpets, and the furniture was also decorated in a rustic style, and the furnishings were very warm.

However, when they saw the breakfast on the table, the players' faces were all green, assimilated by the color of the breakfast.

Because the table is all green, although it has been finely cut and placed on delicate plates, it cannot conceal the fact that the table is full of various vegetable leaves. And these dishes have not been cooked at all, just a table of raw and tender leaves, not even a dipping sauce on the table.

Wang Teddy's expression was a bit bitter. He whispered: "I... don't want to eat grass, I want to eat meat, even a ham sausage."

Xiao Lan agreed, and replied in a low voice: "I don't think humans have evolved to eat green vegetables until now."

The two exchanged a painful and helpless look. Xiao Lan felt that she and Dark Cuisine probably had some undissolved fate. Counting the copies he had experienced, no boss's cooking skills were normal.

Although he can eat it, a table of green cabbage leaves really challenged his limit.

Luo approached Xiao Lan and said in a low voice, "Sir, after leaving this game, I will make reservations for several restaurants with excellent reputation."

Hearing this, Xiao Lan's eyes rekindled hope of life.

Be sure to pass the level quickly! The pain is only temporary, the good hope is ahead, steak, hot pot, crayfish, barbecue, seafood, and lamb are waiting for him! ! !

The players walked to the table in the dangerous sight of the "grandma", and ate their breakfast impeccably.

The fresh, crispy vegetables taste pretty good. They should be great if you put them in a salad, but they are so dry without seasoning, and the anti-starvation ability of the vegetables is also very weak. It is a bit painful to eat until you are full.

When the difficult breakfast time was over, "grandma" suddenly said, "Good kids, when you come to grandma's house, you will naturally do housework together, right?"

"Grandma will find a child to help me prepare lunch together. If I don't do well, my grandma will punish him, but I am a tolerant grandma. As long as the child who made a mistake sincerely regrets it, the grandma will forgive the child who made the mistake."

Her eyes scanned among the players, and finally her small eyes were fixed on Xiao Lan, "It's you, lucky boy, you have the opportunity to help grandma."

The players looked at Xiao Lan with expressions of sympathy or gloat.

Only Wang Teddy had a bad expression on his face. He had learned Xiao Lan's cooking skills, and that experience could be called the darkest time in his life. He couldn't help but speak, trying to persuade "grandma" to give up this terrible idea: "Um... Grandma, would you like to think about it again..."

"Grandma"'s gaze sharpened and her complexion sank. She turned her head to Wang Teddy: "Are you refuting Grandma's opinion?"

Wang Teddy choked and shook his head desperately. He thought that this "grandma" had a bad look in his eyes and might not be able to see his movements clearly, so he added: "No, no..."

And the players here obviously don't know anything about what is about to happen.

Now he didn't know whether he should sympathize with "grandma" or the player who is about to usher in Xiao Lan's special lunch.

After the meal, Xiao Lan followed the "grandma" into the kitchen alone.

"Grandma" pointed to the shelf with vegetables next to Xiao Lan and said, "Go and help grandma wash the vegetables, good boy."

Xiao Lan said hello, picked up the dish for washing vegetables and walked towards the shelf. When Xiao Lan turned around, he could feel the gaze of the "grandma" behind him following him, as if sticking to his back.

The shelves are full of Dangdang vegetables, which looks green and almost merged together.

Xiao Lan stretched out his hand towards the vegetables, he suddenly felt a strange feeling, as if there were many pairs of malicious eyes staring at him in the depths of the darkness, they were dormant, expecting Xiao Lan to reach out and then pull him. Into the unknown.

Xiao Lan's movements paused, but only for a moment, he continued to stretch out his hand nonchalantly and grabbed a tender and plump green vegetable in front of him.

At almost the same moment when Xiao Lan's hand caught the green cabbage, a cold and stiff hand stretched out in the dark, and that hand gripped Xiao Lan's wrist tightly and pulled him forward.

It seems foreseeable that this person will die in pain after being broken by a hard steel frame.

However, it didn't move.

It seemed to be a little dazed at what it was doing. It froze for a while and then increased its strength and pulled it again, still motionless.

A smile appeared on Xiao Lan's lips, and she dared to come and play tug of war with him. This unknown thing was still too young and too innocent. He backhanded hard, let go of Qingcai, grabbed the cold hand that was pulling him, and then squeezed hard.

Accompanied by a slight "click", he broke the hand directly.

The hand didn't know what material it was, there was no blood flowing out when it was broken, and the hand feels light and fluttering. Xiao Lan tried to take him out and have a look, but the thing disappeared as soon as the sunlight touched him, and only a little green and white color could be seen. It seemed that he could only live in the dark.

At this time, the voice of "grandma" sounded behind Xiao Lan: "What was the voice just now."

Xiao Lan raised her eyebrows slightly, "Grandma" was standing several meters away from him, and the sound of the hand being broken was also very slight, but "Grandma" could hear clearly.

It seems that although her vision and sense of smell are poor, her hearing is unexpectedly sensitive.

Fortunately, when she and Wang Teddy complained about her in the back, they were far away from each other, and the voice was very soft. However, we need to pay more attention to it afterwards. I don’t know that the “grandma” knew that her good children were disrespectful to her behind her back. Will you be angry

Faced with the inquiry of "grandma", Xiao Lan answered calmly: "Oh, I accidentally broke a celery, sorry grandma."

"Grandma" replied: "Oh."

It looks perfunctory, and I don't know if I believe it or not.

After Xiao Lan finished washing the dishes, the "grandma" arranged for him to cook.

Xiao Lan stood in front of the stove, holding the pan designated by "grandma" in her hand. There seemed to be a da, da da, and then the soft but sticky spider silk fell towards Xiao Lan's head.

Xiao Lan didn't raise her head either, she waved the pan directly, patted the thing that was trying to be a monster on his head, and then started cooking according to the steps "grandma" said.

However, it seemed that some spider silk fell into the pan just now

Forget it, it doesn't matter.

The "grandma" face on the side is indeed getting darker and darker. This guy clearly follows the steps she gave to cook, but the final product looks very casual, even getting closer and closer to the squishy. I don't know what it is like. Cooking talent.

Feeling that the atmosphere behind her was not right, Xiao Lan stopped her movements, raising her attention and guarding.

Googly tumbling in the pan.

In the next instant, a sharp knife flew towards Xiao Lan's back, and Xiao Lan flashed his head.

Then more and more flying knives were flying in the air, and the sound of "swish" broke into the air. The flying knives also formed a continuous rain of knives, trying to engulf Xiao Lan.

"You—this—a—bad—baby—child—"

A sharp roar sounded in the kitchen, "Grandma" looked very angry, and the flying knife attacked Xiao Lan frantically.

Xiao Lan escaped easily, her agile figure wandering around in the kitchen.

To be honest, after repeated combat training, this kind of seemingly powerful, but in fact full of flaws attack, in his eyes, is like a fishing net full of holes, very easy to dodge.

Speaking of lethality, it's still more uncomfortable for "grandma" to growl loudly at the moment, and his ears are sore.

Fifteen minutes later.

The sky full of sharp blades stopped, and the voice of "grandma" returned to loving kindness: "My dear child, do you know what's wrong?"

Xiao Lan nodded along the way: "I see, grandma."

It seems that the punishment time for "grandma" is 15 minutes.

After that, the "grandma" drove Xiao Lan out of the kitchen and decided to prepare lunch by herself.

When it was time for lunch, the players choked silently at the dishes on the table.

Placed in front of them, on the left was an unidentified object that was scorched and not much different from the charcoal block, which looked suspicious of edible conditions. After being introduced by the "grandma", they knew that it was a loving dish made by her.

There are tears in the eyes of the players, it turns out that grandma, your cooking skills are like this, and we will no longer despise you for giving us vegetables.

The one on the right is a mush that can't distinguish the raw materials, and seems to be equally suspicious in terms of edible conditions.

The players looked at Xiao Lan with sorrow and indignation-they were born from the same root, so why bother!

The author has something to say:

Xiao Lan: Blame me.

Luo: Mr.'s cooking skills are the best in the world.

Wang Teddy + all players: Your conscience won't hurt!