I Rely On Poverty To Sweep Through Survival Games

Chapter 79: Grandma's bedtime story (10)

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"Dad" feels that the situation is a little bit bad now, and these lucky kids seem to be a little different from the previous ones. It's like the difference between a normal high school student and a boy manga hero...

Unfortunately, it is too late to retreat now.

Before "Dad" thought of a solution, Xiao Lan had already rushed towards him with a dagger.

The sharp knife was smooth, the sharp blade brought a trembling wind, "Dad" quickly stretched out his paw to block it.

"Qiang—"

After a sharp sound, he barely blocked the knife, but his sharp claws also left deep marks.

"Dad" was shocked, and at the same time he felt a little distressed about his own claws. His claws were able to dig through the stone slab and were unharmed. This guy's dagger didn't know what material it was and why it was so hard.

And... Is this kid too strong? Like an angry bull, it's not the same way as those weak, tender and juicy cuties.

Who is the real non-human being the two of us

Without waiting for him to continue thinking, Xiao Lan's attack had come again, and the successive blades flashed in front of him, forcing "Dad" to keep backing, with both hands out, very reluctantly responding to the attack in front of him.

"Crack—"

The new knife fell, and the paw that had gone through several attacks finally broke overwhelmed.

In the next instant, the dagger in Xiao Lan's hand pierced "Dad"'s arm severely.

"[This is a poisonous dagger] It hurts Dad, with added toxicity: sodium chloride"

Xiao Lan: "..."

It turns out that this guy's name is Dad, which is really a casual name. It seems that the name of "Grandma" may really be called Grandma. What a desperate level of naming.

"Wow—"

Sodium chloride, that is, salt, went into "Dad"'s wound with the dagger, making him experience the joy of sprinkling salt on the wound, and suddenly he screamed uncontrollably.

Taking advantage of his busy screaming, Xiao Lan swung a dagger again when he was too late to return to defense. This time, the dagger struck the thick and short neck of "Dad", but it was a pity that the skin was too thick and there was too much meat, and it didn't even cut the bones.

"[This is a poisonous dagger] It hurts my dad, with additional toxicity: 84 disinfectant · high concentration"

"Oh oh oh—"

The scream of "Dad" became louder. In this silent night, there was a illusion of killing a pig knife before the New Year's Eve dinner.

Although 84 disinfectant has the word disinfection, it is generally used on clothes, floors and the like, and cannot be used on human wounds, because this thing is corrosive and irritating, and it will cause a burning sensation.

Simply put, it is to let you experience the joy of putting fire on the wound.

Under the attack of double happiness, "Dad" felt that he had got the sublimation of his soul. It seems that the "grandma" who is far away in heaven is beckoning to him, you see how loving she smiles, her embrace must be full of warmth and no pain.

He was bleeding from his neck. Although it didn't hurt to the point, the bad boy didn't know what he wiped on the dagger. The knife was really painful.

"Dad" gasped and looked at Xiao Lan: "Ho... You... are really... a vicious bad boy!

Xiao Lan looked at him innocently: "I really don't blame me."

I can only blame you for your bad luck. It was the first time I saw someone so miserable and experienced continuous salting of wounds and wounds set on fire.

Xiao Lan knows the principle of taking advantage of your illness to kill you, and in the process of speaking, she has launched another attack on "Dad". "Dad" had broken several nails and was extremely exhausted to deal with it. After a few rounds, another knife pierced him deeply.

"[This is a poisonous dagger] It hurts Dad, with additional toxicity: Amanita muscaria"

Suddenly, "Dad"'s eyes were still somewhat fierce and blurred.

He looked at Xiao Lan, and then looked at the air around Xiao Lan: "Many people...Many people are beating me, you and you are actually capable of avatar!"

The light of the knife that Xiao Lan wielded was already overwhelmingly white in his eyes. A Xiao Lan was already terrifying. The overwhelming Xiao Lan was a scene that would only appear in a nightmare, making him feel terrified from the bottom of his heart.

"Come and save me!!!" "Dad" let out a sharp cry, which made Xiao Lan's ears hurt, and the movements in his hands were also slow for a moment.

"Dad" seized the gap and sprang out from under Xiao Lan's blade. He didn't care if the clothes were cut off. He stood up his belly and shouted hoarsely: "Come on! Come and save Dad!!!"

Then, the big mouse sperms who had chased the three of Xiao Lan before also arrived, attacking the three from different directions, and a buffet was finally opened.

At this moment, the bazooka that Wang Teddy had been preparing has exerted its power.

Unlike its domineering appearance, this thing is actually a bubble tube. A large number of bubbles were ejected from the muzzle and flew towards the influx of big mouse sperm. The mice wrapped in bubbles seemed to be trapped inside. They were obviously fragile bubbles but they couldn't catch them. Even with their force, the bubbles would roll on the ground.

Big mouse sperms were wrapped in bubbles in one place, and they rolled into a ball on the ground, and they screamed dizzy and screamed from time to time.

It looks very funny.

While Wang Teddy was waiting for the rocket launcher to cool down, a guy who looked darker and thinner than the previous big mouse sperm shot out from the corner. His speed was extremely fast, and he accurately avoided the bubbles flying in the air. Rushed out of the cordon.

Sharp claws slammed towards the back of Xiao Lan, who was attacking with all his strength. Xiao Lan's moves were already old, and it was too late to change her posture in an instant and return to defense.

A triumphant smile flashed on the face of the skinny big mouse sperm, as if he could foresee the sweet and delicious way of blood spurting.

The silent black blade swept across.

In the next instant, the smile on the thin black face turned into astonishment. How did it see the ceiling? The ceiling is obviously... so high...

The corpse that had lost its head still maintained a forward posture, and it took two steps before it crashed down.

"You... killed the npc..." Wang Teddy said with a panic.

Players all know that after killing an npc, the npc's corpse will automatically look for the player to replace itself, and the first person to be found is the person who killed it.

Sure enough, the corpse of the black and thin mouse sperm slowly turned into a pool of jelly-like viscous liquid, coming quickly in Luo's direction.

And Luo just stretched out his hand unhurriedly, a black shadow that ordinary players can't see spreads out, enveloping the viscous liquid, and then it is like a sponge to absorb water, absorbing the very unknown liquid. Exhausted.

After a while, no traces were left on the ground.

An elegant smile hung on Luo's lips: "At this level, I don't deserve to come to trouble me."

The eyes of Wang Teddy, who only saw the corpse turned into liquid and tried to swallow Feiluo, and then disappeared out of thin air were filled with: Fuck, this tm is the dimensionality reduction blow of the boss.

Luo's image in his heart became more and more unfathomable, this man...what kind of skill is it, so awesome.

Think about yourself who can only rely on props, Wang Teddy is sad from it.

On the other side, "Dad" who was beaten so violently by Xiao Lan that he was almost inhuman, had completely lost his combat effectiveness.

The toxicity of Amanita muscaria broke out completely, causing him to fall into endless hallucinations. His nose and face were bruised and shrunk like a real mouse on the ground, but his belly still couldn't shrink.

He murmured: "A lot of people... Beat me... Eat Guoguo... Don't speak... Wowotou... Hey... Grandma's live broadcast..."

It seems that the world of illusion is very rich.

Xiao Lan looked around and saw that the current danger had been eliminated, so she put away [This is a poisonous dagger].

Wang Teddy also put away his bubble rocket launcher, and felt pity for "Dad"'s misery: "I sympathize with this guy a little bit."

Xiao Lan looked at it: "If you give it a match, will it look like a little match girl?"

Luo: "... What happened to your childhood?"

Thanks to the children's drawing tutorials, he still has some understanding of human fairy tales, which definitely does not include the spicy eye picture in front of him.

Wang Teddy said blankly, "You are an insult to childhood, which little girl is bald and has a big belly!"

Seeing that there was no one to support herself, Xiao Lan scratched her head and changed the subject: "Then... Let's leave first."

The three of them continued to walk in the direction of the gate, perhaps the reason for a large number of chasing soldiers was solved, and the process seemed a lot quieter.

Arrived in the foyer.

A burst of strong blood spread, and Xiao Lan looked in the direction where the blood smell came from.

It's Hu Yue.

To be more precise, it was his corpse.

Hu Yue's waist was pulled into the crevice of the cabinet. The gap was small and narrow. It was obvious that human beings couldn't get in in a normal state, so there were a lot of blood stains all around, with traces of intense struggle.

Obviously, he tried hard to survive before he died.

Hu Yue's eyes were wide open, and her somewhat immature face was full of unbelievable expressions, as if she had seen something that he had never thought of. He stretched out one hand vigorously, holding a piece of fabric in his hand, as if he had pulled someone to call for help.

"That's Gu Jiangke's clothes." Luo's super memory made him instantly recognize the source of the cloth fragments.

It seemed that Hu Yue desperately wanted to hold the golden thigh, but abandoned him at the last moment.

The unbelievable look on his face probably originated from this.

Xiao Lan didn't speak, Wang Teddy pulled the blanket from the sofa next to him and handed it to him. Xiao Lan threw the blanket towards Hu Yue's corpse far away. The blanket covered the corpse and buried Hu Yue's expression. No matter what festivals had been before, at this moment they were just the poor creatures who were caught by the descending world and forced to struggle between life and death.

Covering the corpse for the other party is the last bit of sympathy for the sick.

Maybe Hu Yue couldn't think of it. What pushed him into the abyss of death was the support he tried so hard to find, and finally helped him to clean up the corpse, but it was someone he couldn't understand before his death.

The impermanence of life is probably like this.

"Go on." Xiao Lan did not look at Hu Yue's corpse covered in blankets, "the door is right in front."

Standing in front of the door, the wooden door stood quietly, without the slightest danger.

Xiao Lan motioned Luo to take Wang Teddy back, and put the key in the keyhole vigilantly.

As soon as the key touched the door lock, a big hand slapped Xiao Lan fiercely from top to bottom, and Xiao Lan rolled on the spot, avoiding the attack.

The ground shattered in an instant. If the person standing there just now was mostly muddy.

He turned his head and looked in the direction of the attack, and saw a huge arm sticking out of the window next to the door. The slap just now was caused by the palm of his hand.

Withdrawing her arm from the window, Xiao Lan saw the face of "grandma" through the mutilated window.

Her face has become incredibly big, she is holding the entire wooden house in her arms like a giant. It is conceivable that if someone wants to leave the house by climbing the window, they will be directly attacked by her.

"Grandma" rubbed her hands casually, and the hard wood was rubbed into pieces like paper. She looked at the room with a stern smile.

This size, this combat power, obviously does not require the player to be directly facing her.

Xiao Lan thought that the "key" was specifically mentioned in the prompt.

I am afraid that the only door opened by the key in the whole house can lead to the outside world. After going out from other places wisely, he will probably only wander in this world.

With a "grandma" staring at the door, and touching the door with her hands from time to time, it was difficult for Xiao Lan to step forward and open the door.

He stepped back and motioned for Wang Teddy to take out his small board.

Xiao Lan: Do you have invisible items

Wang Teddy nodded.

Xiao Lan turned the board to Luo: Can you temporarily divert her attention? Five seconds will do.

Luo nodded slightly, then retreated into the darkness behind him.

Xiao Lan and Wang Taidi also pretended to retreat. At the blind spot of "grandma", Xiao Lan used the invisible props [You can't see me], and then stood quietly in place, waiting for Luo's actions.

The "grandma" who had poor eyesight didn't notice anything unusual, and she was still waiting enthusiastically for the next person to appear.

After a while, the sound of a window being broken suddenly came from the other side of the corridor.

"Grandma" frowned. Why do these stupid children always try to run through the window? She stretched out her hand and patted towards the window that made the sound.

At this moment, Xiao Lan quickly rushed forward and opened the door with the key.

There is no way for them to come, there is only an endless darkness behind the door, which just shows that this is the real way to pass the customs.

After opening the door, he stood by the door waiting for Wang Teddy's signal.

The next second, a small red ball appeared on the ground, which was the secret signal for Wang Teddy to go out as they agreed.

"Luo." Xiao Lan whispered, and then a black figure appeared behind him. He grabbed Luo's hand and quickly stepped into the door.

"Bad boy sneaking away!!!"

An angry roar of "grandma" was faintly heard behind him.

The system prompt for customs clearance sounds:

"Ding Dong—"

"Congratulations to player Xiao Lan for clearing the game'Grandma's Bedtime Story'"

"Get [Grandma's Random Gift Box], do you want to open it (Yes/No)"

In the darkness, Xiao Lan looked at the box that had been placed on the bedside and couldn't understand. It turned out that this thing was really a gift. It seemed that "grandma" was still very generous as the boss.

He chose to open.

[Name: This is a brick]

【Ability: None】

[Description: Hey! Grandson, is this the brick you dropped? 】

Xiao Lan: "..."

He decided to take back the sentence just now.

The author has something to say:

Grandma: Generosity is impossible, it's impossible in this life.