34.
I think so.
The embarrassment of being caught by my parents while watching a pornographic handjob is no less than that.
wrong.
The embarrassment of watching an overweight human-beast tentacle multi-P hybrid porn handjob by my parents is nothing but the embarrassment.
35.
I locked the screen with my hands as fast as the wind, I turned the phone over and buckled it, and smiled at Gu Yiliang: "Ah, how are you?"
"..." Gu Yiliang glanced at my phone, was silent for a moment, and said hello to me.
I calmly looked for words to fill the boundless embarrassment: "We have quite a lot of rivalry scenes, and we will play against each other when we have time."
"Well," he nodded, "I just joined the group and came over to say hello to everyone."
There is no problem with the content of the dialogue, but why does the word order feel so confusing
I also nodded: "Oh, haha, did you come here after eating?"
He paused: "Not yet."
I couldn't take it anymore, and the villain in my heart twitched with embarrassment.
36.
In the end, it was Xiao Chen who rescued me. He rushed in with two cups of milk tea and said, "You didn't say what ingredients you want to add, so I bought two cups. Which one do you want to drink?"
As soon as he turned his head and found that Gu Yiliang was also there, he immediately stood up straight, called Brother Gu, and Gu Yiliang also said hello to him.
I finally found a topic to talk about, and I said, "Wait and turn it on. You can't do it without eating, right? Have a cup of milk tea to cushion your stomach?"
After I asked, I remembered that the article I just scanned seemed to mention that Gu Yiliang doesn't like sweet drinks, so I added: "It's all with less sugar, not too sweet."
Gu Yiliang was slightly startled and nodded.
Ah, embarrassing firefighter Xiao Chen.
I gratefully took two cups of milk tea from him and took a closer look.
There was nothing in one cup, pure milk tea, and the other cup was filled with coconut pudding, pearl and aloe vera, and it was packed together like a bottle of chowder in my hand.
37.
This kid is a fucking genius.
38.
Ah, embarrassing arsonist Xiao Chen.
I resisted the embarrassing shudder all over my body, gritted my teeth and said to Gu Yiliang, "Look at this... If you don't mind, let's open both glasses and mix the ingredients together...?"
After saying a sentence, I was so embarrassed that my soul went out of my body, full of expectation that Gu Yiliang would wave his hand to say no more and leave my lounge quickly.
immediately.
39.
"Okay," he walked up to me and sat down, "do you have a knife?"
I stared at him in a daze, but Xiao Chen repeatedly answered yes, yes, and found a clean fruit knife and handed it to him.
He gently and skillfully used the tip of a knife to swipe the plastic lids of the two cups of milk tea, tore the seals open, and found a spoon from the plastic bag, and asked me, "What do you want to add?"
I woke up from a dream and replied, "Immortal grass is just fine."
He took out all the immortal grass and put it into my cup, and asked again, "Are you adding anything else?"
I waved my hand: "No, no, you haven't eaten, so just eat more to replenish your blood sugar."
He looked at the cup of milk tea with rich ingredients in front of him with some embarrassment: "There are so many more, can you add something else?"
40.
I said, "Then add your WeChat."
41.
I must be a fanciful idiot.
Not only me, Gu Yiliang, but also Xiao Chen were stunned. The three of them worked together to form a strange circle of silence.
42.
Xiao Chen may not be able to stay any longer, so he made an excuse to go to the bathroom and took the lead to say goodbye.
So only me and Gu Yiliang were left to sit in the lounge without saying a word, embarrassed to the point of being embarrassed for you and me, embarrassing to be indistinguishable from each other.
Gu Yiliang is still a man. He broke the silence, took out his mobile phone and clicked on the QR code interface: "I forgot to add you before, sorry."
I quickly answered: "No, no, no, no, no."
I picked up the phone.
I put the phone back again.
I tried my best to remain calm and smiled slightly: "Well, why don't I just use your mobile phone to search for my WeChat ID?"
He probably also remembered the scene he saw when he entered the door. He froze without showing any trace, and handed me the phone.
43.
Well, WeChat is added.
Just think of it as contributing to the great cause of the Women's Army!
I fidgeted and bit the tip of the straw, watching Gu Yiliang slowly, uh, eating that cup of milk tea.
The air is silent, only embarrassment is better than a thousand words.
Gu Yiliang is still a man, he turned his head to look at me, and praised politely: "You look pretty good, the blue and gray match you very well."
Come on, it's time for business to blow each other! I looked at him dressed in brick red, and blurted out praise: "You look so good looking, you match me."
44.
Heaven, how much I want to turn into a lightning rod that rises from the ground at this moment, let thousands of thunder and lightning strike me, and help me soar in place.
Shoot me! Shoot me!
45.
Gu Yiliang was stunned for a moment and couldn't help laughing.
Not the kind of dry laugh to relieve embarrassment, nor the kind of slightly sarcastic laugh, just the kind of simple, very happy laugh.
It is rare for him to sit so close to me, allowing me to face the baptism of his magnificent beauty.
Hong Kong Zhen, not only the patriarch poured a full banquet on him, but I felt that the goddess Nuwa had also stepped in. When pinching him, I probably asked Michelangelo to help me, so I just looked at his face. Can write an aesthetic and artistic appreciation.
46.
Just kidding, I'm not good at writing, so I can't write.
But he must be too good-looking, he can almost use the smile on his face to make people drop their heads.
47.
But he must have laughed too long, is it so funny
I watched him laugh and laugh, like a golden ear of wheat that was overwhelmed by the wind, like a branch bent by a lot of fruit, like a simple and honest farmer's uncle bending over with a smile.
You see, I have finished reciting a nursery rhyme in my heart, and he is still laughing.
I couldn't help but push him: "What are you doing?"
He finally stopped laughing, but there was still a smile in his words: "Why didn't I find you so funny before."
I will answer this question in an instant: "Because you don't have a pair of eyes that are good at discovering beauty?"
he:"… "
48.
I covered his mouth a second before he was about to laugh again.
His warm breath fell on my finger side, his brows were slightly furrowed, and he blinked innocently.
It was about to turn on, and before I could let go of my hand and stand up, Xiao Chen pushed open the door and ran in, shouting, "It's in place, it's in place—"
49.
Xiao Chen looked at me, then looked at Gu Yiliang, and then looked at my hand covering Gu Yiliang's face, turned pale in shock, turned around and slammed the door shut, stepped in front of me a few steps, and sincerely persuaded: "Wei Brother, in a society ruled by law, murder is a crime!"
50.
I think this "Lan Jue" can't be filmed anymore.
51.
I retracted my hand tremblingly, and held my forehead tremblingly. I caught a glimpse of Gu Yiliang's expression in the corner of my eye, and waved my hand tremblingly, indicating that he should stop talking. Now I am poor, weak and helpless. Help, can not stand any wind and rain and even the slightest stimulation.
Obviously Gu Yiliang misunderstood the meaning of my wave, he smiled clearly: "I'm not angry."
I do not… "
"It's just," he gave Xiao Chen a puzzled look, then moved his gaze back to me, "Why did you ask him to call you Viagra?"
52.
I fuck.
53.
OK.
I beg you who will do me a favor, and bring me all my zhangba snake spear, zhuge crossbow, tiger head and Zhan gold spear.
If you can't move it, just give me a bottle of Smiley Half-Step Epilepsy.