512.
The current situation is very critical.
I swiped my phone in excitement and anxiety.
Whether we can pull back a city smoothly depends on this battle!
513.
Here's the thing.
Although this house is not big, it clearly has three rooms, but Gu Yiliang invited me to live with him in one, that is, the master bedroom with bathroom. What do you think he wants
Although there is nothing special about two big men sharing a bed.
Although the pajamas he prepared for me were very conservative and fit perfectly.
Although I had a sneak peek at the other two rooms, they were completely empty without even a bed.
But I still firmly believe that his move is to take away the few happy beans I have left.
514.
At this moment, he was taking a shower in the bathroom, and I had already taken a shower under his courtesy. After washing with the toothbrush he bought from the haberdashery, my pajamas were lying on the bed.
515.
The sound of the water was pattering, and every 15 seconds I looked at my phone, I nervously turned my head and glanced at the bathroom door.
I understand this plot, I have seen it in the fanfiction.
After waiting, he will open the door of the bathroom, only wrap his lower body with a bath towel, rubbing his hair with a fluffy towel, deliberately inadvertently showing his tight muscle lines in all directions, and the water dripping from the ends of his hair. The beads would slide all the way from his pectoral muscles to his abs, and then "slip into the hidden part wrapped in the bath towel", thus confiscating my few remaining happy beans.
516.
I have memorized the script, so can I still make him do what he wants
Of course not.
So what I have to do is to pre-empt him the moment he opens the bathroom door, kill him with one hit, and make him unable to control himself, he can't help himself, and he can't take care of himself.
I have the spoiler in my hands. To put it bluntly, isn't it just a wave? I will definitely be able to make more waves than the waves of Honghu Lake!
Give it a try, the bicycle will become a motorcycle, I will win this wave of his happy beans!
I have to win this round!
517.
I swiped my phone frantically, and quickly browsed through posts such as "How to seduce a straight man", "I have a special skill to seduce a straight man", "How to seduce a straight man of steel" and so on.
— and then disappointed to find that neither applies.
I want a strong visual impact! Intuitive! Expressiveness! tension! The kind that comes right up! powerful! Do you understand Baidu, do you understand? !
518.
Listening to the sound of water in the bathroom gradually decreasing until it stopped, I was anxiously roaming the vast Internet, and a few keywords suddenly jumped into my eyes: the most sexy, the cutest, the most seductive, the most fascinating, and the straight men can't resist The - the duck sits.
I swept my eyes down and glanced at countless related pictures. It was not bad, at least I liked it.
Then it's up to you, Pikachu!
519.
In the past few days, I have been fooled by Gu Yiliang, and I have never seen the expression on his being teased. I must see it today!
Overjoyed, I rolled on the bed, raised my hand and undid two buttons on my pajamas, spread my legs and sat down facing the bathroom door—
Huh
I sat down and sat down and sat down again.
520.
Why can't you sit down? !
521.
I turned on my phone again and took a look.
What does it mean that men can't do this action
What is the difference in the structure of the pelvis in men
What is the general inability of males to form duck sitting
522.
When I was seven years old, I took a natural science class and heard the teacher say that if an earthworm is cut in half, it will turn into two earthworms, and then I caught one and came back and cut it upright. Would I still believe this evil
Seeing the bathroom door slowly open, I adjusted my expression and sat down violently—
523.
Gu Yiliang's movements of wiping her hair stiffened, and she looked suspiciously at me, who was sweating profusely, with a twisted expression on the bed.
I couldn't feel my lower body anymore, and looked at him with empty eyes, and his neat long-sleeved pajamas.
524.
Me: Huh.
Me: Is the ambulance there
Me: Are you there
Me: help.
Me: This time it's true.
525.
Just came out of the consultation room, Xiao Chen, who was urgently summoned, looked at me, who was staggering, and Gu Yiliang, who was half-armed and half-supported.
Xiao Chen opened his mouth to speak, and I flew over fiercely with an eye knife.
Xiao Chen's lips moved slightly, and my two eye-daggers flew over fiercely.
Xiao Chen was silent for a while, his lips moved slightly again, and I used my eyes to fire a storm of pear blossom needles at him.
Xiao Chen was silent for a while, his lips moved slightly again, I—
Gu Yiliang blocked my vision.
Xiao Chen: "Didn't I say why you still come to the big hospital? Why don't you converge anywhere? Take a look at the medical records. You have the wrong number. Why is it an orthopaedic department and shouldn't be attached to the anus—"
I ignored the pain in my pelvis and covered his mouth.
526.
Xiao Chen, who was hastily driven away, disappeared from sight with his medical records.
I turned my head to look at Gu Yiliang with a heartbroken heart: "Look, there's nothing wrong, you said that you won't go to the hospital..."
Gu Yiliang looked like he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and was delayed again by my sharp eyes.
He coughed dryly and said sternly: "With the medical record, you can ask the crew for a leave, and rest in the hotel for two more days. I will bring you the computer to play with?"
That's too much burden for others, that's too much to delay the progress of the crew, how can the lady still be in business, then my happy bean...
-what
There was a little man in his heart that narrowed his eyes.
I looked at Gu Yiliang helplessly and pitifully, pinched the hem of his clothes and whispered, "Then will you accompany me?"
527.
Gu Yiliang took my hand slightly tighter, and hummed.
- Huh
A smile appeared on the little man's face.
I lowered my eyes and whispered, "But that will delay your filming."
Gu Yiliang's hand was still tight and did not let go, and said in a low voice, "I'll accompany you after the play."
- Huh huh
The smile on the little man's face gradually became strange.
I stroked the wrinkles on the hem of his clothes that I pinched, and continued to whisper, "Will that delay your memorizing lines?"
Gu Yiliang's arm that was holding me became a little stiffer, and her voice was a little unnatural: "...No."
528.
- Huh huh
Is this how Gu Yiliang was teased? !
Happy Bean is rushing into the account!
It turns out that this guy eats green tea!
Say it earlier!
529.
I laughed loudly in my heart, and put on a gentle and considerate look on my face: "Then you can memorize it when you come to accompany me, and I can also help you with the words."
Gu Yiliang seemed to have unloaded a thousand pounds for a moment, his arms relaxed, and he smiled and exhaled: "Oh, okay. You don't need to play games with you."
I:"… "
530.
I can go to your mom! ! !
531.
I shook my hand and turned my head to leave, but I was restrained by the dull pain in my pelvis.
Gu Yiliang took two steps forward to support me again, and laughed without restraint: "—Acting skills still need to be honed, and emotions are not in place."
I:"… "
532.
Secondary damage! referee! He hurt me twice!
No, three times! He also mocked my acting skills!
Give me back my paramecia Gu Yiliang! I don't want this black belly! !
533.
I gritted my teeth angrily and rolled my eyes to Siberia.
He tugged at my face in a funny way: "I haven't asked you why you are playing with yourself when you have nothing to do."
I clapped his hand away and said angrily: "You also said that you have nothing to do, and you are so idle that you want to try to challenge the physiological limits of the human body, can't you?"
He started laughing again, the kind he couldn't stop laughing.
Seeing that he was about to break his waist again, I warned dangerously, "Enough is enough."
He reluctantly stopped laughing and rubbed his cheeks: "You can't even lift me up, so what are you trying to challenge?"
What year and month will this crop be remembered
A soldier cannot be killed or humiliated! I solemnly swore through gritted teeth: "Wait, I'll be better in two days, and I won't be named Wei if I can't lift you!"
"Oh?" He raised his eyebrows and smiled, rubbed my hair, and suppressed his voice softly, "Yanyan wants my last name so much—?"
534.
I fuck.
535.
I fucking know he's playing ethical jokes.
I fucking knew he was referring to the father's surname not the husband's.
536.
But why are my happy beans still rushing out? There are not many left. I beg you to hold your hands high and stop flirting. Leave me a way to survive! !
Woohoo, why on earth did I go to this step with severe pelvic pain! ! !
Everyone is from the same company. Why is there such a big gap between people? ! !
537.
I said angrily: "You!"
He smiled: "Me?"
I gritted my teeth and said, "You do this again!"
He looked strange: "Am I doing this again?"
Me: "I just…!"
Him: "You just...?"
Me: "...I'll sing for others!!!"
538.
Him: "Huh."
539.
…
Huh