644.
From the hotel lobby to the elevator, and then from the elevator to Gu Yiliang's room, the total distance is less than 100 meters. I seem to have completed the long march.
First, I have to cover his entire face with a mask to avoid paparazzi or illegitimate children who may appear in the corner at any time.
Secondly, I had to carry his whole body halfway to prevent him from standing unsteadily and falling to the ground to take root.
In the end, I had to reach out and tug at his clothes and trousers, because as soon as he saw the elevator door open, he immediately tried to undress and untie his trousers—
This hand speed is indeed a high-level player who can hit 5000 points or more in Dota. For a moment, I almost saw his gun, okay, captain, don't shoot me!
645.
Just when we were in the elevator, he wanted to undress and take off his pants. I had to let him take off his clothes and take off his pants. The entanglement that he had to take off his clothes and his pants, if it was filmed, the entertainment circle would explode tomorrow. We both join hands Go west, no bones left.
646.
Finally, I moved Gu Yiliang to the door of the room skillfully. As soon as I let out a sigh of relief, I saw him pat his pocket and turned to look at me in confusion: "...Where's my room card?"
I breathed back in again.
How do I know where your room card is? !
Seeing how he was shaky while patting himself, I quickly asked him to stand facing the wall with both hands against the wall, and slapped his pockets on his clothes and trousers to help him search for the room key.
647.
The door of the room opposite the door in the corridor behind him suddenly opened, slammed shut, and opened again after a while.
The male protagonist poked his head out, looked at us for a few seconds, and breathed a sigh of relief: "It's you, I thought the anti-pornography was here."
I:? Did I know something amazing
Me: "Brother, please help me contact the front desk of the hotel. Brother Gu is drunk and can't find the room key—"
Male protagonist: "Don't let him sleep on his own after drinking like this. Don't throw up in the middle of the night and no one will clean up. You don't drink too much, so just take care of him."
648.
hiss-
No, I didn't drink too much, I drink less than you guys
Although my alcohol intake was well practiced by Lao Huang, I actually walked in an arc, only because Gu Yiliang was so drunk that I didn't dare to get drunk.
What if something happens to him, then am I not widowed? !
Moreover, he is now in a state where he will draw a gun if he disagrees, and I would not dare to be in the same room with him!
How can I save a drunk man, I'm afraid that I can't help but fight him with a bayonet!
649.
After the above barrages were brushed out of my mind, Gu Yiliang had already finished brushing his teeth in the bathroom of my room and was ready to take a shower.
650.
I was dizzy and circled around the bathroom, thinking about whether I should break in and put on a show, "Yeah I'm drunk, the ground is slippery, I fell, how did I accidentally stab you in your arms? ??" scene was objectively limited by his own acting skills.
A drunk self and a drunk sweetheart are in the same room, how many possibilities can be added, subtracted, multiplied and divided
What should I do now! How to do! Wasn't it written in the fanfiction? !
- Homo sapiens!
I was so excited that I quickly opened the old Ford's current search #Niangzi# drunk, knocked on the bathroom door, and said seriously: "I'm just outside, call me if you have anything!"
There was a hum inside.
650.5 [Memo on Yiliang Mobile Phone - Excerpt 2]
He pretended to be drunk and was taken to his room by the opposite family.
The red wine and white wine were mixed, and it was true that he vomited, but Yi Shi was still there.
Why is typing always a big deal
I made a lot of mistakes, maybe I was really a little drunk.
that is drunk
651.
Why is it all written that Gu Yiliang can't pour a thousand cups and I'm so drunk? It's completely contrary to reality, my relatives in the Detachment of Women—
I was in a hurry to browse the plot related to the fanfiction, when suddenly there was a bang and a low pain in the bathroom.
Did he slip? !
I quickly threw off my phone and opened the door directly: "Gu—"
Gu Yiliang stood half-naked by the open shower, with water stains on his trouser legs.
He stared at me blankly with red eyes, still holding the phone in his hand.
What is he doing? He wants to take a bath with his mobile phone in his pants
I subconsciously glanced at the phone in his hand, and he immediately hid the phone behind him without thinking.
Behind him is the open shower.
I watched helplessly as his phone was washed black by the water.
652.
… Drinking alcohol is bad for IQ.
653.
I asked, "Did you hit somewhere?"
He was silent for a moment, then answered aggrievedly: "... I'm too tall and hit the shower."
I:"… "
Blame me! Blame me for not being taller than you! Lower the shower head!
654.
I was dizzy for a while, I don't know if I was drunk or was wronged by him, I wish a noble concubine fainted in a drunken manner and plunged into his arms—
only.
I took a shower with my phone in my pants, my head hit the shower, and I even scrapped my phone...
In his current state, I'm afraid I don't even know who I am. Even if something really happened in this situation, it doesn't make any sense. I should stop thinking about him.
Taking advantage of people's danger is not right!
I forcibly washed my brain, and now I am straighter than a laser!
I rolled up my sleeves, grabbed the phone in his hand and put it aside, tore off the shower, raised my chin at him, and commanded domineeringly, "Take off your pants."
655.
Woohoo! This line is so offensive! I never thought that one day I, Wei Yanzi, would be able to say this to Gu Yiliang!
656.
As a result, before my aggression could be exposed for three seconds, a man rushed up and pushed me against the wall.
The back of my head almost hit the wall, and a pair of hands reached out in time to put it on the back of my head, making a thud.
I raised my hand to hold his wrist in shock: "Are your hands okay?!"
Gu Yiliang didn't answer, the bear rubbed against me like a tree, and some kind of hard object made me panic.
Isn't it hard for a drunk person to get up? ! Why is he so talented? !
I just finally brainwashed myself!
He doesn't think of me as someone else, does he
I pushed him through gritted teeth: "What are you doing? Are you trying the poison with silver needles on me?!"
He looked at me ignorantly: "Are you [beep-] poisonous?"
I:"… "
It's not that he's already drunk enough to distinguish between humans and animals, no, he's already too drunk to recognize people, why is he still so unrepentant
657.
He stared straight at me with his drunken eyes in the warm water vapor. I was almost familiar with him. His whole body twisted frantically like an inflatable plastic man outside a supermarket, and he was always bound by his arms. on.
How to say this car is going to start without saying where it is going, I am not prepared at all? !
No, if other people face this kind of situation, they may have levator anus, but I don't want to have sex with him after drinking? !
Let's set up a table of wine and sit down and talk about it in detail before we mess up. He probably doesn't know who I am now, right? !
Besides, what I have on my body is a butt, and it is not a fully automatic drum washing machine, nor does it have the function of automatic cleaning and automatic water discharge when it is turned on? !
There was chaos in my head, and he rubbed lightly on me and whispered, "… okay?"
I:"… "
OK, the galloping Wanma was tripped over by his soft voice all of a sudden.
I'm drunk anyway!
My heart skipped a beat, shaking my hands to unbutton his pants, and looked down at his—
658.
- Farewell! I, Wei Yanzi, take a step ahead, and this is a long way to go. May you cherish it!
659.
What I have on my body is the butt, not the soft earth. If he goes down with this stick, I'm afraid he will wipe out me!
I woke up most of the time, but there was only darkness in front of me, shaking my hands to help him put on his trousers, zip it up, fasten the buttons, and stroke the wrinkles on his trouser legs.
His eyelashes trembled, and he tilted his head suspiciously: "... Yanyan?"
660.
661.
-Hello! I, Wei Yanzi, are back!
662.
The power gap was here, and I couldn't pull the hand he wrapped around me, so I grabbed his hair and forced him to raise his head slightly: "...What do you call me?"
His expression looked even more puzzled, and he hesitated to say: "... Then, Xiao, Xiaowei?"
Wei, who is the size of your little mother!
Like a crack in the heart, it gurgles out sweeter than any candy I've ever eaten.
Progress... 99%
The corners of his mouth seemed to have a self-will, and they rose up disobediently. I tugged at his face: "Do you know who I am?"
"...Why don't you recognize me?" He said in a low voice, "I'm drunk, not stupid..."
Me: "… Who was the person who just put the phone under the shower?"
he:"… "
663.
He pursed his lips and looked at me, gently tugging at my pants.
I was stunned for a moment, and my heart suddenly alarmed. No, happiness returns to joy and joy to joy, but I still don't want to be wiped out!
What to do? What to do? What to do-
Said that the almanac did not say so
Said it was inconvenient for me to have a small day
Said that the Qin Tianjian figured out that Wei Yueyan was facing the moon
I was in a panic, thinking about how to get rid of this matter, but he lowered his eyes first and whispered: "...No, without equipment, it will hurt you."
I:"… "
What is equipment? I'll go out and find a wild monster to fight a dozen to see if it will drop?
But the hidden meaning in his words, the way he looks, the tone of voice, is too catchy. For a moment, I wanted to grab the door and go out to find wild monsters.
664.
I was thinking about where to look for wild monsters, what level of wild monsters to look for, and whether I could beat them. Gu Yiliang suddenly brought his face in front of me, and his lips were only 0.5 centimeters away from mine. The heat from my breath hit my face a little bit.
I burst into flames and scratched his back with my fingers.
He asked, "… may I kiss you?"
Creeps! I'm going to find the monsters now! Wild monster, wash your neck and wait to die! !
I replied, "… um."
665.
kiss.
666.
Let it be ashes and ashes, ten thousand years is too long, I only fight for the day and the night.