708.
Scenario: A Gu Yiliang invites you to a movie with a little bit of embarrassment, a little bit of embarrassment, and a little bit of anticipation.
Q: What would you do
A: I don't know about you. Anyway, he just smiled at me, let alone watching a movie, he just asked me if I wanted to run away together, I immediately packed up and pulled him up and ran to the end of the happy world, Run forward without looking back.
709.
I rubbed my hands like a fly and buzzed in the lounge, picked up a huge black mask and put it on, found a high-necked jacket and put it on, and turned out a large scarf to wrap it around—
Why are there no gas masks or face guineas in the break room? !
When I was circling and hesitating whether I should just find a pair of stockings and put it on my head, Gu Yiliang slapped me down with a funny slap, and put a cap on my head: "I'm going to the movies, not robbing me. Bank, just wear a hat if you want."
Me: "But..."
He: "If you dress like this, you will either be caught by the police and taken to the police station when you go out, or you will be sent to the police station by enthusiastic people."
I:"… "
He took off the scarf and jacket from my body, I pondered for a moment, and my eyes swept to the cosmetic bag that survived from Xiao Chen's hands.
710.
Gu Yiliang sat on the chair honestly, let me draw and paint on his face, and asked curiously, "Do you still wear makeup?"
"The basics are still good." I lowered his eyebrows a little, and changed his eye shape. "Concealer, cover dark circles, trim eyebrows, etc., when meeting people It seems to be a little more spirited."
Him: "I can't even see that you usually wear makeup."
Straight male speech x1
He: "It feels no different from plain makeup."
Straight male speech x2
He: "It looks good even if it doesn't change."
Straight male speech x3
Him: "You look good no matter what."
Me: "...Okay, okay, just shut up if you don't know how to praise people—"
Before I could finish my sentence, he came up and kissed me, and smiled at me who was stunned: "Okay, take it away."
711.
I took it.
How could I forget that this is the attribute of seamless switching between right and wrong.
With mixed feelings, I hugged my left hand and bowed to him.
He bowed back with a puzzled face, and asked with a natural face, "What's the next step, worshipping the heavens and the earth?"
I:"… "
712.
Xiao Chen pushed open the door and came in. He was stunned when he saw me: "Why are you blushing?"
My whole heart was picked off by Gu Yiliang to make mead, and he replied with a smile, "Refreshed."
Xiao Chen changed his skills and said in a high-pitched voice: "So, you are Brigadier Xu's person?"
My heart sobered up in a second, and I said concisely: "Go away."
713.
After transforming Gu Yiliang, I took two steps back and looked at him, and I was very satisfied with the result - just the eyebrows, wearing a mask, and combing the hair like an adult, even if the imperial concubine came in person, he would not recognize him.
Gu Yiliang took the cosmetic bag in my hand: "Then I will help you."
I wondered, "You will?"
He said to himself: "I just saw you draw it, and it doesn't feel too difficult."
714.
I sat with my back to the mirror and looked at Gu Yiliang, who was drawing my eyebrows with drooping eyes. My heart was full of tenderness and sweetness. Although it was true that I was wearing ugly makeup, the daily routine of such interactive makeup - really Too sweet and spicy.
Xiao Chen looked at us without saying a word.
Gu Yiliang drew and painted, but sighed softly: "The phone is broken, otherwise I can post Weibo."
It's uncomfortable not to post on Weibo, and I don't know if I want to open a business or show my affection.
On the stall, the steaming of such a Purdue Cihang, the Women's Army is afraid that they have been begging for thousands of years in front of the Buddha in their previous lives.
I tut a few times in my heart, hee hee a few times, and think again, this kind of interaction is still quite benign, within the range that can be sent!
He transferred his mobile phone to the Weibo login page and handed it to him: "Login your number."
He took the phone, signed the number, and handed it to Xiao Chen: "Please take a picture for us."
Xiao Chen took the phone without saying a word.
715.
It wasn't until I saw Gu Yiliang stop typing and tap the upper right corner of the phone that I suddenly reacted—
Super Star Rice Ball is still here! ! !
Although he regarded me as his fan before, it's too shameful to see the prompt of Super Star Rice Ball intuitively by myself, and return your little baby! ! !
I snatched it back while the phone vibrated and popped up the message banner.
Gu Yiliang was stunned for a moment, his eyes chased the screen of my mobile phone, and then he smiled softly and rubbed my head: "Continue to draw."
It seems to have been fooled, I breathed a sigh of relief, and he painted on my face.
Xiao Chen looked at me blankly.
716.
Me: "Xiao Chen, what are you going to say, hurry up and say-"
Xiao Chen: "Don't be beautiful, look back in the mirror, hurry up, hurry up, you will be too late if you don't take a picture!!"
717.
I looked in the mirror.
I pulled away from my tender feelings, took off my two eyebrows like nori seaweed, and made myself ugly. I put on my hat and mask, and went out with Gu Yiliang.
Gu Yiliang got in the car, reached out and poked me, and then poked me again: "I'm sorry, the idea is good, but the strength didn't keep up."
Wrongly believing in a straight man, wrongly paying a straight man, my heart is heavy: "I'm so ugly I'll be—"
Gu Yiliang kissed me directly, and finally touched the corner of my mouth with the soft tip of her tongue, and then smiled: "Turn it off, you look good no matter what."
I:"… !"
Not only can he draw inferences from one case, but he can also tell nonsense and deceive ghosts with his eyes open, wonderful, wonderful, he really deserves to be the man who can bend me, Wei Yanzi.
My throat was so sweet that I even forgot that he was the culprit who made me look ugly. I even leaned in and kissed his cheek. When I came back to it, he had already focused on driving.
I:"… "
718.
No matter what, he will be coaxed around!
My throat is sweet again, this time I'm angry, I'm not good enough.
Tonight, I must take his cool shot and win the top position to wash away the shame of being teased!
I looked at Gu Yiliang's profile focused on driving, and the villain in my heart clenched his fists and made up his mind.
Down and down, he giggled.
- Sweet, so sweet.
719.
The car is speeding along the road, the atmosphere is good, and the silent cool breeze is enough to make people's minds rippling.
Then... Wouldn't it be wonderful to add some BGM to the fun
I took the initiative to open his European and American romantic classic songs TOP50.
Gu Yiliang drove the car, glanced at me who was swaying to the tune, took a breath, and said with a smile: "I thought you didn't like these songs, it seemed that you had a hard time listening to you last time I drove you. look."
That's because the mood is different! I didn't even bend last time!
I opened my mouth to speak, but stopped abruptly.
720.
Hey
Wait, according to what he means, these songs are really played for me
Has he been planning this for a long time? !
I widened my eyes: "What song did you choose?"
He touched the tip of his nose: "... Well, I wanted to take you there that day, um, to eat."
I:"… ?"
I:"… "
Oh, I remembered.
The entire high-end restaurant also invited the violinist to take advantage of it.
721.
No matter if he was doing business at that time or he was really trying to tease me, I was teased anyway, and he has to be responsible for the same goal.
A wave of sweet romantic feelings rushed to my heart, I rolled my eyes and smiled: "Well, it sounds good."
He hummed, and while waiting for the red light, he rubbed my hair, and seemed a little nervous and earnestly said, "The lyrics... are all what I want to say."
I:? No, just say so!
What a roundabout way, how easy it is, so many love words are directly compressed into a compressed package, love words.rar, and sent to Wei Yanzi.
Although I thought so, I still couldn't help but go through those lyrics in my mind, every sentence was a sultry crit, which really made people want to grouse him and feel so sweet.
Thousands of words were stuck in my heart, and the figure seemed to be floating in the clouds. I reached out and covered his hand.
It happened that the red light turned green, he paused for a while, and stepped on the accelerator.
722.
There were bursts of music, and a wave of romantic feelings poured in.
I learned a little trick to use the lyrics to be seductive. I hummed the "Close To You" that was playing, and swayed to Gu Yiliang's side. I put my learning into practice and asked, "Then why do you think I'm swaying by your side? Tips? , about the lyrics—"
The shy and timid villain answered secretly: Because I want to close to you~
He turned the steering wheel, pondered for a moment, and asked tentatively, "Because... the sound wave is too strong, if it doesn't shake, it will hit the ground?"
I:"… "
The shy and timid villain: "..."
A wave of romantic feelings receded like a tide.
723.
Does he have a setting that is 100% untouchable? !
I'm 100% likely to be touched, and I've been hurt too much? !
724.
My eyes and my heart were dead as I watched Gu Yiliang park the car outside a relatively remote Apple store.
He told me to sit in the car not to move, and entered the store by himself.
I looked at the back of him leaving, and sighed in my heart - why can my boyfriend have two personalities of incomprehensible style and amorous feelings at the same time
Is the world unfair, or is he really stupid enough to naturally flirt?
Anyway, I have always wondered about his character.
He had been there for a long time, and I was bored of waiting. With one touch of my phone, I saw two unread messages from Star Onigiri.
I want to know that he will @ me, but I haven't seen what he posted on Weibo, so I entered it.
725.
@Gu YiliangLiam: You are slightly [Breeze][Breeze][Laughter][Laughter]@weiyanziWilliam
[The picture is of him bowing his head and thrushing me in the lounge. The composition is perfect and the tone is harmonious. I am wearing two pieces of wave nori, and I know the taste of the sea.
I:… … … … … … …
726.
Master! King! Top player!
This wave of air-to-air propaganda with a steady, skin-like, and moderate degree of flirting—
I've become a Buddha, and I've become a Buddha. Is he pressing my head again and forcing me to be a lady? ! !
How long has my mobile phone been in his hand, and he has completed the tasks of "seeing my Weibo", "understanding my Weibo", "thinking up the corresponding meme", and "posting Weibo" Series smooth operation
Is he a spy lurking in the Women's Army?
The same frame, @, thrush, client, shouting over the air, and returning the same song used by his wife!
Flowers have told me how you go !
I can't do it anymore. When Gu Yiliang got off the car, he hadn't left a window for me. I covered my heart in the car, and my whole body was so sweet that I could breathe.
Insulin is no longer working and I need a ventilator.
727.
Gu Yiliang walked over with the phone in his hand, opened the door and got in the car.
He turned to me and asked, "Wait—what's the matter with you?"
It's just that my sugar-eating posture was so peculiar that I didn't have time to stop it, so I had to take advantage of the situation and pointed to the car window frantically.
He quickly rolled the window down.
I took a few breaths, pretended to be relieved, and complained with a crying face, "You want to suffocate me!"
He gave me a few artificial respiration, and tugged at my face with a smile: "If you want to kiss, just say it."
I was kissed almost twice by him, and I was deeply shocked by his ability to misinterpret and seduce more than my sugar-sucking posture.
728.
Truly a top player!
I lost again!
No, in front of him, I don't seem to have any chance of winning at all? !
729.
The car restarted, and the emotions in my eyes and heart were mixed.
I poked him, poked him again, and confirmed, "Have you ever sold rot to others before?"
He: "Ah? No?"
I:? So why are you so skilled? ! !
Me: "...Oh. By the way, you also listen to Chen Qizhen?"
Him: "Listen, what's wrong?"
Before I could answer, he turned his head to look at me and said with a smile, "Have you seen my Weibo?"
Before I could answer, he said again: "That song is too niche, I'm afraid you haven't heard it before."
I:
I:…
730.
How dare he not see my Weibo? !