803.
It really is the most fun to talk about love without any ambiguity in a crowd full of friends—
I was not relieved by Gu Yiliang's rustic LOVE for a long time, and at the same time, I felt in a trance that even if the program team asked us to worship on the spot under the witness of thousands of people on this gorgeous stage, I was in a trance. Without the slightest hesitation.
His eyes are so beautiful. Is it the ocean? How can he be filled with such abundant affection
His lip shape is so beautiful, is it a boat, how can it carry such a heavy warmth.
His voice is really beautiful. Is it a siren? How can he confuse people with such earthy love words
It's like I'm holding a small boat, about to capsize in the waves!
The storm is too big!
804.
The metaphors in my head kept surging, I was stunned for too long, and the host laughed and dragged me aside: "You also said that Yan Yan's acting skills are not good, and you are about to bring me into the play—"
I:? Who was shouting to feel the earthy smell just now?
Host: "How about it, this should be Yanyan's first time playing his own fanfiction, how do you feel? Do you feel a little excited?"
No, who usually plays their own fanfiction when they have nothing to do
— But then again, even though the speech is the first time to do it, we are actually more like the humanities than the humanities in private...
The camera is still there, I smiled and played Tai Chi: "Haha, Brother Gu's acting skills have always been very good, always play with him—"
The host interrupted me abruptly: "—what? Are you so excited that you want to kiss?"
Me: "? No, I mean—"
Host: "What do you want a kiss?! What do you want a kiss?!"
Host 2: "Hey? Yanyan wants to kiss? Well, we have prepared a small board for a safe kiss here—"
I:"???"
805.
Isn't it the host, aren't you two from Hunan? Why are you still playing Tieling's set? !
Isn't there a variety show of the last century like Safe Kiss? ! Variety show renaissance? !
It's not that you two are trying to kill me? !
806.
The host: "Cough, okay, this is actually the punishment part. Although your performance was perfect just now, but the earthy love story is not up to the standard, the earthiness is not refined enough and it's awkward, so... "
I:? Who set the target? ! Isn't this part on the table? ! You don't even want my life for the ratings, do you? !
The corners of Gu Yiliang's mouth curved like a crescent moon, and she said lightly: "That's it, that's fine, alas..."
I:? Who's ready for you? Why do you even sigh with laughter? You seem quite happy
I pretended to be exaggerated and reached out to hit him: "Hey, isn't it! This is my first kiss on screen! Where's the agency? The agency—"
On the other hand, I frantically reminded everyone that we are people with a company.
The host turned a deaf ear and handed the heart-shaped plastic film board to Gu Yiliang, and said with a smile, "Wow Yanyan even blushed, is Xiao Gu's lethality so great?"
Gu Yiliang shrugged, took the plastic board with one hand, and grabbed my waving wrist without looking at it with the other: "No way, he's just like that, always shy."
I:
Before I could type the ellipsis in my mind, he took the plastic plate and blocked it in front of my face, pressed my wrist and pressed his lips firmly.
807.
The plastic film was so thin that there was almost no sense of existence, and the familiar soft lips pressed against my lips, and the color faded in an instant.
All the booing onlookers, the host who was joking at the word card, the other two couples of CP who clapped their chests fortunately for "escaping the catastrophe", the Detachment of Women who might be screaming on the screen, the black fans with heart-breaking... It faded away and turned into a cloud of smoke in the distance.
I can only see Gu Yiliang's fearless and smiling eyes.
808.
I found that Gu Yiliang was really not afraid.
Whether it's going out to watch a movie together and being discovered, or various interactions on social media, when I go to the show to accept this kind of punishment for creating a topic, he is as bright and magnanimous as I am drinking hot tea with a hidden ghost in my heart. The person who woke me up and urged me to get up to catch the plane was not like him.
Is it because he is really good at acting, or does he think that even if we have something, we can sit upright without having to hide it, so he is extra calm
I don't understand, I never understand what's in his eyes.
Except for an emotion called "like", there is no doubt about this.
809.
As the saying goes, extremes must be reversed.
People, when emotional fluctuations reach a peak, they will calm down instead.
Just like me right now.
I've seen through this unrighteous world, this gay purple billowing red dust.
Life is too short, it's time to bend and bask in the sun, to "business" as much as possible, and then to be consistent, I've fully realized it, and I've become a Buddha.
I don't think about drinking tea anymore, I sit on the lotus throne, eating fragrant and drinking wax.
810.
"Ten seconds is up," I wiped my mouth and pushed Gu Yiliang away, "Don't laugh, Brother Lang! Keep the board, we will never lose in the next stage!"
Gu Yiliang smiled and rubbed my head: "Hey? Full of fighting spirit."
Isn't this nonsense, we lose ten for the real deal, they are married in front of the camera, if we can lose, then we should break up.
To put it bluntly, isn't it just sugar? send! crazy hair! Shake off your shoulders!
Women in front of the screen! Blessed are you!
I flicked the willow bottle to let you know what it means to soak in the rain and dew!
811.
So in the next section.
When the host was talking, Gu Yiliang and I looked at each other with a smile, the corners of the mouth curled and the eyelashes fluttered, our eyes lingering.
When it comes to exposing each other, we know the bottom line, we have a good grasp of it, and we all have a tacit understanding.
While waiting for the interaction, we kept making small movements, he grabbed my shoulder and I pinched his waist.
During the interaction, our limbs collided one after another, helping each other, interacting and helping each other, until there was no room for the other two groups to exert themselves.
After the interaction, he smiled and moved naturally to help me wipe the sweat off my forehead. I smiled slyly and tapped the back of his hand to show my gratitude.
In the truth, every word seems to be ambiguous, and in the big adventure, the scale is infinitely released without the slightest twist.
I still couldn't lift him up when I asked him to lift him up, and finally he perfunctory with the princess hug, he smiled and told everyone about our previous bet, and called me Gu Yanzi generously.
What does it mean when everyone gathers firewood and the flames are high, the little wolf dog sang a section of "your name and my last name" to cheer him up, and the big wolf dog ran to tune it to him.
It really didn't waste a minute or a second, every frame and every sound had content, and the two words "Niangzi" were written all over the screen!
812.
It was still a big adventure. Gu Yiliang was checked on the WeChat contact page. In front of everyone's eyes, the name he remarked to me was "Your little baby Wei Yanzi", which looked extremely dazzling in a row of serious names.
The host immediately screamed and said that something was wrong. Something went wrong.
To be honest, even I was stunned. Why didn't I know that this name was the one he remarked to me
Besides, before the show, even I specially cleaned up the contents of my mobile phone. Shouldn't he be the one who would make such mistakes
This is, came out hand in hand unexpectedly
Gu Yiliang waved his hand haha, said with a smile that he was in the cos star rice ball, and faced the camera directly, in a few words, he made a wave of implantation and promotion for the star rice ball.
I'm even more stunned, why is he... No matter how he looks like he came prepared
So that day... I paid attention to his star rice ball, or was he seen
He also borrowed a trick
This person can play too many tricks, right? !
813.
The big wolf dog bowed his hands: "You two are working too hard."
The little wolfdog nodded: "Really."
The big wolf dog waved his arm: "If we lose, we can't win, we can't win."
The little wolf dog clasped his fists with both hands: "Gan Bai has the disadvantage."
I:? It's not that I think that the two of you have a lot of tacit understanding and are quite compatible with each other
The big wolf dog put on Gu Yiliang's shoulder: "Brother Gu, I have a discussion with you, why don't you exchange the two of us, give me Yanyan, give you this stupid wolf, otherwise I really can't take it. ."
The little wolf dog rolled his eyes and stared, covering his heart with one hand and pointing at him with trembling fingers: "You you you you—"
Gu Yiliang smiled and hid me behind him: "That won't work, Yanyan is mine."
I sighed in my heart to show my love, rolled his eyes, took the guitar handed over by the host and shoved it into his hand: "Okay, don't waste time, hurry up and learn!"
814.
In a limited time of fifteen minutes, the eldest girl mainly teaches the uncoordinated eldest male protagonist to dance the folk dance, the little wolf dog wants to teach the big wolf dog who has a tone disorder to sing, and I want to teach Gu Yiliang, who can't understand music theory, to play the guitar.
— It's really hard to tell which group has the more difficult projects.
The rest of the two groups took action one after another. BGCP, under the host's push, embraced with small hands and small waists. Under the host's lead, BLCP turned into a love song duet, with pink bubbles popping out.
815.
Me: "Are you holding a guitar like this, you are holding a pipa!"
Gu Yiliang changed his posture.
Me: "You're rebounding the pipa - aren't you ready to fly or what?"
Gu Yiliang changed his posture.
Me: "Take it upside down and press the chord with your left hand!"
Gu Yiliang didn't move.
I leaned over and fiddled in his arms, asked him to straighten the guitar, and then pulled his hand on the strings: "I haven't played the guitar and haven't seen anyone else play—"
Me: "Did you do it on purpose?"
He gave a muffled laugh in my ear, reached out and rubbed my arm.
816.
The host of Yanguan Liulu jokingly said: "Xiao Gu, it is for you to learn to play the guitar with Yanyan, not for you to learn to play him. What are you doing?"
Gu Yiliang: "Talk about love."
Me: "Play the piano!"
817.
Me: "Do you know how to play chords?"
Him: "I don't know."
Me: "Do you know how to pluck the strings?"
Him: "I don't know."
Me: "Come, come, give me the guitar and I'll show you."
Me: "Do you understand now?"
Him: "I don't know."
Me: "...you hold the guitar, yes, put your index finger there, move your middle finger down a notch..."
He blinked: "I don't understand."
I:"… "
Me: "Well then, put your hands up and put your hands up - I'll teach you the head office, right?!"
I half-kneeled in front of him, pinched his fingers one by one and put them in the correct position, then pulled his hand and swept the strings twice: "Okay, this is Fm—"
He smiled and pinched my fingertips: "Fm7, right, fingering T132? You want to teach me to play "Hug"?"
I:"… "
818.
You really are a smart little guy, don't you? !
819.
I threatened in a low voice, "You can play guitar? Cheat the show crew? You cheat! I'm going to expose you! I'm going to tell the teacher!"
He said innocently: "I really don't know... I just watched a tutorial on the Internet before, and I have a little impression."
Me: "Hey? Why do you want to watch a guitar tutorial?"
he:"… "
Me: "… oh, you want to… "
He: "...This song is the most basic."
I couldn't hide the smile on my face: "Don't ask, don't ask, learn quickly!"
Still waiting for the next show to eat casserole.
820.
This song is really simple. It can be played with four chords, two beats, one fingering and strumming. I borrowed paper and drew a score for him on the spot and demonstrated it again. Played countless times.
Regardless of whether the tunes he plays can be heard or not, the way he bows his head and plays the guitar seriously cannot be summed up in just one sentence that is pleasing to the eye.
Fortunately, by chance, I let him teach this song to him first on the show, instead of letting him learn it in private and use it to coax me, otherwise I'm really afraid that I will be teased by him.
He turned his head to look at the other two groups that were making good progress, and scratched the strings in frustration: "It's so hard to play guitar—"
I gave encouragement at the right time: "You've already learned very fast, and there's still time. Practice two more times, and if you lose, you'll lose. Anyway, the punishment is—"
His eyes lit up.
Me: "Don't lose intentionally! Don't!"
821.
I have to say that the entertainment effect is really good looking at the big male protagonist who is completely uncoordinated and the big female protagonist with solid dancing skills and a flexible figure. The entertainment effect is really good. I can't catch the heroine all the time - I feel like I'm watching cats and mice.
The chorus of the big and small wolfdogs is not too much. It is obviously a love song, and it just sings the taste of Shajiabang. The big wolf dog obviously has his own unique opinions on singing, and also has special singing skills. , angrily beat him with a fistful of powder, causing the female audience to howl.
My peers set off so diligently. When it was Gu Yiliang's turn, I looked at him with a hopeful look and patted his shoulder.
822.
Host: "Hey? Yanyan will also perform together."
I:"?"
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Host: "Of course you want to perform together, you are a team, team, team spirit, do you know what to do?"
Me: "Then I... dance for him? Do you have any props and fans? Lend me one, or do I perform a peacock? Do a yangko?"
host:"… "
Host: "Yanyan really doesn't have the air of an idol at all, hahaha."
Host: "Of course it's singing! Don't be afraid, you see Big Wolf sings so boldly, come come, come face the audience—"
No, it was mainly because I promised Gu Yiliang that I would only sing for him
Look, look, Gu Yiliang looked over in dissatisfaction!
If you lose your trust in your lover, how can you take over the world? !
I thought about it: "Okay."
823.
I hummed and moved a small prop stool next to Gu Yiliang, sat on the side, turned to look at him: "start and start."
He froze for a moment, hooked the corners of his mouth, and played the prelude.
Facts have proved that fifteen minutes is not enough to learn a guitar song well. Gu Yiliang's eyes were not on the score at all. He swept the strings with one hand, and almost created new chords with the other. Only the tempo was barely correct. of.
It's too much of a test, it's like playing the Internationale for you and forcing you to sing a drunken concubine.
I simply cut off my brain, blocked his accompaniment, and just thought I was singing a cappella to him.
I pretended to be guiding him all the time, making meaningless gestures with my fingers that seemed to remind him, frowning slightly, and keeping my eyes open on him the whole time.
His smile deepened, and he played the original chords with incomparable tenderness, and looked back into my eyes.
824.
Who, love me, hold my hand, hold me, kiss me, oh-love, don't go.
825.
It seems that a little wolf dog is praising me for my good singing, a big wolf dog is praising our tacit understanding, a host is praising Gu Yiliang's quick learning, and it seems that the male and female protagonists are cueing the new play they are about to shoot.
I can't really hear it.
In my eyes, only Gu Yiliang, after sweeping the last ending, turned his face away from the camera, and silently made a mouth shape to me with a smile—
"Don't go."