I Ship My Adversary X Me

Chapter 46

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Until I sat down in the box, I didn't say a word, just bit my lip in silence, and fired dynamic light waves at Gu Yiliang with my eyes.

There is no reason for it, I have reason to suspect that he intends to switch to the old Huangmen.

Otherwise, why did he deliberately dress like Lao Huang and insist on sitting in the back seat with Lao Huang

You see, he still ignores my murderous gaze, and his eyes have been fixed on Lao Huang.

He's not very picky about his tastes, so meat and vegetables are not taboo

The mouth is still quite heavy, father and son double-wings are hard? Expanded? Are you going to fly

870.

Gu Yiliang seems to have reorganized his personality on the way here, with his gestures, expressions on his face, and looks in his eyes, with a completely uninhibited attitude of "Who dares to compete with me?!"

He didn't take the chopsticks, and raised his hand to Lao Huang: "Didn't ask for advice?"

I:? Foshan Huang Feihong

Lao Huang grew up watching old martial arts dramas, and he liked his style very much. He laughed and replied loudly: "Huang Qianlong!"

Gu Yiliang: "..."

Gu Yiliang: "Oh, my name is Gu Yongzheng."

I:… … … … … …

Not the Qianlong you think! Is it the Qianlong in Qianlong Zaiyuan? !

No, Gu Yiliang, what's the matter with you today? Why are you so rebellious in thinking and acting? !

What is this, a new trick that caught the attention of the boss

871.

Lao Huang didn't feel anything wrong at all, so he didn't give me a chance to explain out loud, he smiled and said, "What a name! Great atmosphere! It's a pleasure to meet you."

I:? No, he said you believe it

I couldn't stop giving Gu Yiliang a wink, and regardless of the self-restraint to keep silent, I said in my mouth: "No, no, he doesn't call—"

Gu Yiliang turned the soup on the turntable to Lao Huang without squinting, and said, "Come on, Lao turtle soup."

I:… … …

Old Huang nodded with a smile, and just took off the soup bowl, Gu Yiliang turned the turntable again, biting hard: "Come on, pig head meat."

I:… … … … …

Old Huang picked up a chopstick, Gu Yiliang turned the turntable again, biting hard: "Come on, pheasant."

I:… … … … … … …

872.

Lao Huang gave me a look of "Look, I'll say this child is sensible", and condescended to ask the waiter to pour Gu Yiliang a glass of wine himself.

Me: "Don't-"

Gu Yiliang happily raised the glass, and the two raised the glass to touch each other - Gu Yiliang lifted the rim of the glass up a little.

Lao Huang glanced at him suspiciously, and lifted the rim of the cup up a bit.

Gu Yiliang rolled up his cuffs and lifted the wine glass higher.

Old Huang raised the wine glass over his head suspiciously.

Gu Yiliang stood up with a cup, and Lao Huang also stood up with a cup—

Are you going to raise wine to sacrifice to the sky or what are you doing? !

Seeing that the cup was almost lifted to the ceiling, I grabbed Gu Yiliang's hem: "Gu—"

Lao Huang suddenly realized, bumped the cup with him, raised his head and drank all the wine in the cup, and said three times in a row: "The sesame is blooming, and it is rising!"

I:? Isn't your logic pretty self-consistent

Why don't you give me a chance to speak at all? !

when i don't exist? It's obviously a movie of three people, but I can't have a name? !

873.

The scene was so bizarre in front of my eyes that I shrunk in a forgotten corner, my head full of doubts constantly being cut and messed up.

Lao Huang put down his wine glass, sat back to his original position, and gave me a chopstick dish with a smile: "Hey, try this, Sixi balls."

Although I still didn't have a chance to speak, someone finally remembered me!

I bit the ball with gratitude, and before I could swallow a mouthful of food, another pair of chopsticks reached my mouth.

Gu Yiliang looked at me: "Try this, soft-roasted silver carp."

I:? Isn't this kind of deadly gaze what's going on

I ate.

Lao Huang was generally satisfied with our interaction, nodded, and added a chopstick to my bowl: "Crispy salted chicken."

I ate.

Gu Yiliang fed a chopstick into my mouth again: "Sweet crispy meat."

I ate.

Lao Huang: "Honeycomb corn."

Gu Yiliang: "The ants climb the tree."

Old Huang: "Sounding oil eel silk."

Gu Yiliang: "Braised prawns in oil."

I-

Me: "Why is Li Te so dumbfounded?!"

I spat out the shelled shrimp and repeated: "Why did you peel off the shell?!"

You two took me to practice the name of the dish, or what's the matter? !

874.

Lao Huang gave me a displeased look: "How can you still speak swear words, quickly apologize to Xiao Zheng!"

I:? Isn't this elbow turned outward? It's already turned to an extragalactic galaxy? Who is Xiaozheng? !

My father's life was hard to resist, I looked at Gu Yiliang with a dead eye, gave him a chopstick and said bluntly, "I'm sorry."

Gu Yiliang's mouth twitched, facing me, but looking at Lao Huang: "Yanyan really has a heart, I still remember that I like to eat this most."

Lao Huang smiled kindly, with a kind of pride in his father's words in his words: "Yanyan is very careful. He, every time he goes out to eat, he is worried about my taboos, and he ordered a lot of his favorite dishes."

Gu Yiliang: "Yes, Yanyan remembers all the dishes I like to eat. Every time I go out, I order a lot of dishes that he doesn't like."

Lao Huang: "When you say something to someone, you have your heart. Before I accidentally twisted my waist, he flew back from Japan overnight with medicine to see me."

Gu Yiliang: "Yes, yes, he is very worried about me every time I film a movie, and he is always taking precautions before it happens, and there will be no 'accidental' situation."

Lao Huang: "Yan Yan, he even bought me clothes."

Gu Yiliang: "Yan Yan, he even gave me shoes."

Lao Huang: "Yanyan he..."

Gu Yiliang: "Yanyan he..."

875.

The two of them spoke faster and faster, and the words came out of their mouths one after another like a cannonball. They detailed the various acts of kindness I had done, as if they were fighting over who is the father. Old Huang smiled and Gu Yiliang frowned. .

As for me, I have no idea. They say that I am too filial. I just want to sing a song "Two Dads" to them.

The two were talking, and for some reason, their tone gradually tightened, and the atmosphere began to become a bit stalemate.

Lao Huang said with emotion, "Hey, Yanyan helped me wash my feet once upon a time."

Gu Yiliang said unmoved: "Oh, just yesterday, Yanyan helped me take a bath."

I:… … … … … …

Lao Huang: …

Lao Huang's expression became a little subtle, he took my shoulders suspiciously and hesitantly, pressed my head, and whispered in my ear: "Who on earth are you two—"

I stood up to the table and said, "Dad—!!"

At the same time, Gu Yiliang roared angrily, "Huang Qianlong!"

876.

Lao Huang's expression changed in shock, he looked at me in disbelief, his lips twitched a few times, mist gradually accumulated in his eyes, and a little red in his eyes, his voice trembled: "You...you...what do you call me..."

Gu Yiliang: "Oh, Yanyan was called that last night—"

I covered Gu Yiliang's mouth.

877.

Lao Huang picked up a tablecloth, covered his eyes with shaking hands, raised his head and said dumbly, "It's been more than 20 years, it's been more than 20 years! I finally heard this—"

I:… … … … …

Gu Yiliang was shocked.

Old Huang covered his eyes, and talked to himself about his mental journey there, murmured about the hardships of a business marriage and a different dream, and said a few more words that I felt ashamed for my mother and me, and finally gave my mother the name points, but has not been able to unravel the knot in my heart...

Lao Huang: "Today, I finally got my wish!"

I:… … … … … …

878.

Lao Huang covered his eyes and dictated his life memoirs to himself, I dragged Gu Yiliang to the corner of the box, stared at him in dismay, gritted his teeth and whispered: "What the hell is going on with you today?! "

Gu Yiliang looked at me with a full face, and his voice leaked out of my fingers: "...he is... your father?"

No matter how deep the hurdle in my heart is, I have to cross it sooner or later. Besides, it is not that I don’t recognize Lao Huang, but my mother didn’t let me call it that when I was a child. I am used to it.

The words have already been said, and the old Huang Hao is screaming, I gritted my teeth and said: "Then it can still be your father?!"

Gu Yiliang asked with difficulty: "...Dad?"

What kind of shit is this? !

Depressed, I broke the jar and shook his shoulders violently: "Daddy! My own father, blood is thicker than water. I'm pregnant in October—no, it's my own father who gave birth to me and raised me anyway! My old father !"

Gu Yiliang's expression gradually turned blank.

Me: "Blank! How dare you give me a blank! Didn't you hear Lao Huang calling me! It's not a father and a son who will ask you if you have enough money to spend, if you need to pick up a job, or if you want to see you—"

I:"… "

I:"… … … … … "

I looked at his blank expression and slowly narrowed my eyes.

879.

Me: "Is your understanding of interpersonal relationships the only one in your mind?"

Me: "Your three views are a big problem."

Me: "Ah, now I finally know that you are not forcing anything."

Me: "What a perfect closed parenting ring."

Me: "You haven't given me a chance to speak yet."

Me: "Tsk, Lao Huang will finish howling soon, you can figure it out for yourself."

880.

Old Huang grabbed the tablecloth, sniffed, and apologized to Gu Yiliang: "I'm sorry, I couldn't control my emotions all of a sudden, I laughed."

Gu Yiliang: "...No, no..."

Lao Huang: "By the way, what did you just call my name for?"

Gu Yiliang: "..."

I too wanted to know the answer to this question and turned to look at him.

Gu Yiliang's blank expression slowly filled in the color, his eyes gradually focused, and the emotions in his eyes changed rapidly, from the big bang of the universe to the prehistoric times of heaven and earth to the extinction of dinosaurs to the origin of human beings to the construction of civilization—

The opening scene of a whole Big Bang Theory was played out in his eyes in an instant.

Gu Yiliang: "Well, Huang, Huang Qianlong..."

Old Huang: "Huh?"

880.

Gu Yiliang: "Although this name is imposing, catchy, and hidden, people can't help but think about it again and again, but it's too unfamiliar to call it, you see, it's better to call you Huang A in the future. Ma."

881.

I:… … … …

Too hard! Too much force!

Gu Yiliang looked at Lao Huang sincerely with the gentleness unique to high-quality idols.

Old Huang Fuzhang laughed: "You are not only a child of speech, but also very humorous! It's not bad!"

I:… … … … …

Lao Huang nodded my forehead in disgust: "You, learn more from others."

I:… … … … … …

882.

Gu Yiliang's figure is upright, his eyes seem to have bright stars, and the corners of his mouth are curved like the moon: "That, in fact, my name is Gu Yiliang."

Lao Huang didn't doubt him at all: "Oh, what about Yongzheng?"

Gu Yiliang: "It's my words."

I:"… "

Old Huang slapped his palm: "Fate, how do you say fate! Come, have a drink!"

I:? Didn't you realize that the name was taking advantage of you? Doesn't this name seem to have even taken my advantage into it

Gu Yiliang drank the wine neatly, filled it up again, and said, "If you don't get drunk tonight, you won't pay it back!"

Lao Huang patted the table excitedly: "Okay! The young man is very good!"

I:"?"

883.

How could I forget that Gu Yiliang has an invincible and invincible blood bonus at the wine table.

884.

Gu Yiliang took a cup on the left and a cup on the right, and respected the past and the present, and made Lao Huang Jing's heart burst into ecstasy. He praised him again and again.

When Lao Huang drank too much, he looked at Gu Yiliang with admiration in his eyes, and even helped him to prepare vegetables.

Lao Huang: "Come on, eat a chicken wing and fly into the sky!"

Gu Yiliang: "Please, try this goose paw, climb high and look far!"

Old Huang: "Wonderful, wonderful! Come on, eat a duck neck, it's a blockbuster!"

Gu Yiliang: "Please, try this fish, it turns into a dragon with golden scales!"

I:? Wasn't he still an old turtle? After calling Ama, she really regarded herself as Ziwei

Lao Huang: "Come and take a sip of wine, the journey will be full of flowers!"

Gu Yiliang: "Come and take a sip of wine, the world is in my hands!"

I:? With the current edition

885.

I found that no matter if Gu Yiliang wanted to fight Lao Huang or he wanted to fight Lao Huang with wine, as long as the two of them opened their mouths, there was no room for me to interject.

The two beauties in costumes bowed left and right, holding wine glasses in one hand, and holding vegetables in each other's bowls in the other hand, the whole book of idioms came out of their mouths, and I sat like a footmaid. aside, forgotten.

- not forgotten.

Gu Yiliang moved to me while toasting, picking vegetables, talking, without delaying at all, and finally sat upright next to me, stretched out his hand and wrapped my shoulder tightly, what to do to wipe my mouth, what to give I was feeding the vegetables, and Duan was arrogant. Not only did Lao Huang not stop it, but he also looked at us very happily. He raised his hand and bowed to Gu Yiliang for a few more rounds.

I-I don't have the strength to make an ellipsis. I have to accompany them when they drink. My stomach is full of the dishes they brought in before, and now I've poured a few pounds of wine. Understood.

886.

Old Huang patted and patted me on the shoulder with great relief, laughing from ear to ear: "You! It's not that you have nothing to gain in the entertainment industry!"

Me: "...Yes, it's my blessing to meet him."

Lao Huang: "Isn't it!"

Me: "… 886!"

887.

After a while, Gu Yiliang left the table and went to the bathroom, as if taking away the excitement of the whole audience, and the box became silent for a moment.

I leaned on the back of the chair exhausted, and Lao Huang rubbed his face and looked at me with a frown. After a moment of silence, he spoke earnestly, "Ah, rhetoric—"

Me: "Please speak."

The old yellow wine was overwhelmed with guilt: "It's because Dad didn't pay enough attention to you, and he didn't notice the change in your orientation. When did you, um, start to like men?"

My heart warmed, and I quickly sat up straight and explained, "No no no, the incident happened suddenly, and it only happened this month."

The guilt on Lao Huang's face disappeared in an instant, and he patted his chest: "Oh, then I can rest assured, just say, why am I not competent enough."

I:"… "

888.

Yes! Since he didn't mind my orientation at all, why don't he just strike while the iron is hot and get out of the cabinet on the spot!

I organized a come-out declaration for a while and put on a sincere look: "That, Dad—"

Old Huang: "Hi!—"

My Father?"

Lao Huang: "Ah!—"

Me: "...No, Dad, listen to me..."

Old Huang: "Ah, it's really beautiful - how many more calls to listen to?"

I:"… "

I grabbed his tie: "Huang Qianlong, I'm talking to you about business!"

Old Huang: "Don't, don't, don't wrinkle the tie that I finally transferred and transferred. Say you have something to say and talk about it!"

889.

I let go of Lao Huang, adjusted my mentality for a while, straightened my sitting posture, and said seriously: "Gu Yiliang is not the little star I raised."

"He's not a star either, he's an actor, understand, actor."

"The two of us are in love with each other. Although there is still a little misunderstanding that has not been resolved, the relationship has basically been established."

"That's why I thought about reporting it to you. You see, after a meal, you are quite satisfied with him, aren't you?"

"Of course, if you don't agree—"

"It's no use! We're still pretty good, everywhere."

"It's not on impulse, I have thought about it seriously."

"Although, today's society is not very friendly to our group, the relationship between many same-sex couples is also unstable and chaotic, and we are all public figures and fans - but it doesn't matter."

"After all, it's our own business to fall in love. It's good that we are stable and we don't mess up. The society doesn't agree that we don't talk anymore? The public doesn't agree that we don't talk about it? Fans don't agree that we don't talk about it anymore? It doesn't exist, I If you like Gu Yiliang, it's none of their business."

"Of course, I also know that this road is difficult to walk. Who can say what will happen in the future? If you fall in love for a while, you may not always fall in love with each other. Although we have not yet fallen in love with each other so deeply, there will always be a day. Even in the end. It is still necessary to break up, and it is enough to have it now, after all, it doesn’t matter how long it will last, as long as it is once owned.”

"Maybe my thoughts are a little naive, but he will always condone my naivety."

"He's really good."

"Well, that's it, I want to be with him and hope to get your blessing."

890.

Although the words I said were very different from the declaration I had organized, I am now buoyed, drunk, and faint, staring at my tie with a mournful expression, and reaching out and stroking the wrinkled old yellow , it is good to be able to do this.

Lao Huang: "Are you finished?"

Me: "Hmm."

Lao Huang: "Oh, you are willing to tell me this, I'm very happy, life is too short, it's okay to have fun in time, after all, when I'm a father, I always want you to be happy, and I'm always afraid of you. unhappy-"

I picked up the tongs for crab removal: "Put your tie down."

Old Huang: "Okay, okay."

Old Huang: "Where's Xiao Gu, he's a good boy."

Me: "Hmm."

Lao Huang: "If it weren't for his name Yongzheng, I really want to accept him as my adopted son."

Me: "… um."

Lao Huang: "Actually, even if you don't tell me, I can see your relationship, two juniors, how can they still turn the sky over in front of me? That is to say, I have nothing to do, cooperate with you to play and improve. Your feelings, add a little more fun."

Me: "You didn't see it at all, you want face."

Lao Huang's eyes were empty and he didn't listen: "You are too old, you are the master of your own life, and you experience your own life by yourself. As for me, I don't care about you. , take good care of yourself!"

I said seriously: "Well, thank you Dad!"

Old Huang: "Hi!—"

I:"… "

891.

When Gu Yiliang opened the door, I was grinning all over my face, and I kept yelling at the old yellow baba, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. again and again.

892.

Gu Yiliang closed the door.

Gu Yiliang opened the door.

893.

Lao Huang and I sat upright, sipping our hangover tea calmly, and looked at him suspiciously: "Why did it take so long?"