I Shocked the World After Being Forced to Farm
被迫种田后我震惊世界
Author: 苏词里
Latest: Chapter 89
Status: Completed
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When Yu Ci woke up, he was perched on top of a 20 meter high branch with an unknown bird standing on his head. With a dull tone, the bird said, “Look downwards, this is the land I have conquered for you.” Unfortunately, the gifted land was barren. Then the strange bird gave him two options:
1- Turn the wasteland into a farm
2- Friendship gift’s a pile of shit, so he’ll kick him down to become a pile of shit.
Yu Ci, trembling in fear, picked up the small hoe and started the story of forced farming.
Since then, Yu Ci diligently tilled the land, until one day he stumbled upon a pearly white egg in the wasteland. A beautiful man hatched from the egg.
When the man was happy, it would be a peaceful, sunny day with soft, gentle breezes.
When the man was angry, there would be thunder rumbling and lightning flashes.
When the man pursed his lips and was being uncommunicative, there would be an overcast.
Yu Ci: ??
Qi Huai noticed the youth who hatched him was always smiling at him, gently and patiently coaxing him, buying him clothes and sweets. As long as he requested something, there would be nothing that can’t be done. Afterwards, Qi Huai found out the truth. This person was cajoling him into a humanoid weather controller to make the farm crops grow better.
Qi Huai: Scum.
On this day, the sun was blazing hot and all the plants on the farm were drooping their heads. Yu Ci was extremely distressed at the sight, pulled on Qi Huai’s hand and asked, “Could you please cry for a moment? This place needs a good rain. The more tears, the better.”
The other party had a faint smile as he pressed against Yu Ci, “I can cry, but I can also make you cry. It won’t matter how loud you’re being.”
Yu Ci: …..
郁辞醒来的时候，他缩在二十米高的树枝上，头顶一只不知名的鸟支着腿，语气平淡：“向下看，这是我为你打下的江山。”
可惜的是，送上门来的江山寸草不生。
然后，怪鸟给了他两个选择。
一，把底下万里荒原开辟成农场。
二，友情赠送一坨翔，并且将他踹下去摔成一坨翔。
郁辞战战兢兢地扛起小锄头，从此开启了被迫种田的剧本。
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郁辞勤勤恳恳种田，直到有一天，他在荒原里发现了一颗莹白的蛋，里面孵出了一个俊美的男人。
对方一开心就风和日丽，一生气便电闪雷鸣，抿嘴沉默时阴云密布。
郁辞：“？”
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祁淮发现把他孵出来的少年最近老是冲他笑，温温柔柔地哄着他，给他买衣服买甜品，只要他开口，没有什么做不到。
后来，祁淮知道了。这人哄着他就是为了让他当人形气温控制器、让农场里的庄稼长得好一些。
祁淮：渣男。
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这一天，阳光热辣，农场里的各类植物蔫哒哒的耷拉着脑袋。郁辞心疼极了，他拉着祁淮的手打着商量问：“你能不能哭一下？这里缺场雨，越大越好。”
对方似笑非笑地按着他，“我哭就算了，但我可以让你哭，多大声都没问题。”
郁辞：“……”
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