Feng Wenshan had a pure purpose in responding to Yu Ci in the class before. Yu Ci is very popular in the class, so he doesn't want to embarrass Yu Ci. After all, most people would never like to eat vegetables like cucumbers. And now, he decided to apologize by slapping himself twice. Who said most people don't like to eat cucumbers
nonsense!
Feng Wenshan's bites are so juicy that the cucumber tastes sweet, and eating like this can make people addicted.
A cucumber was quickly finished by Feng Wenshan. He glanced at the dark handle and took another bite. The cucumber stalk has a bit of astringent taste, which makes Feng Wenshan miss the taste even more. He quietly glanced at Xi Jingyan's table, Xi Jingyan was holding a mobile phone to take a picture of the cucumber Yu Ci gave her.
After picking around the angles for a long time, Xi Jingyan found a few pictures that were not badly taken, added a filter and removed the sundries next to them, and then sent them to Moments with satisfaction.
Feng Wenshan felt a little itchy, he poked Xi Jingyan on the shoulder, the other person kept his eyes on the phone, and answered very quickly, "What's the matter?"
Feng Wenshan rubbed his hands together, showing a bright smile, "Sister Yan, we have been classmates since high school, and now we have been classmates in the same class for three years in university..."
In the middle of speaking, Xi Jingyan couldn't help but put down his phone and cast a suspicious look at Feng Wenshan.
After scanning Feng Wenshan's body several times, Xi Jingyan couldn't see why. But suddenly speaking in such a nasty Bara tone, there must be something wrong with Feng Wenshan. Xi Jingyan was an indifferent woman, she directly covered Feng Wenshan's face with her hand, "I have a boyfriend, no money, and no homework."
Feng Wenshan: "...it doesn't have to be."
Xi Jingyan frowned: "Then what do you want to do?"
Feng Wenshan coughed twice, and pointed at the small half box of cucumbers left in front of Xi Jingyan with a little embarrassment, "You can't finish eating so many cucumbers, why don't you share two of them?"
Xi Jingyan: "Why? Do you want to put it on your face too? But I don't think you can use anything with your soil-black skin."
Feng Wenshan, who was shot suddenly, couldn't help but rolled his eyes, picked up the cucumber that he had eaten until there was only one handle left, and shook it twice in front of Xi Jingyan. Face! I just want to eat this cucumber!"
Feng Wenshan thought that the explanation was enough, but in Xi Jingyan's ears, Feng Wenshan's wanting to eat cucumber was more exaggerated than putting cucumber on his face. She pinched a cucumber with two fingers, her eyes were astonished and unbelievable, her voice was amplified almost uncontrollably, "Do you like cucumbers?"
Although the classroom was noisy, Xi Jingyan's voice was hard to ignore. As soon as these words came out, the people around looked at him in surprise. What did Xi Jingyan say just now? Feng Wenshan likes to eat cucumbers
The boy who had been stabbed in the chest by a cucumber before widened his eyes. As someone who shared the same dorm with Feng Wenshan, he knew Feng Wenshan's taste best. Whenever something like cucumbers appeared in the cafeteria, Feng Wenshan would complain about it. What's going on today
Thinking about it, he asked, "Old Feng, what are you doing, the taste suddenly became strange?"
After asking, the boy vaguely sensed that something was wrong. A line of sight fell on him, and the boy suddenly raised his head and followed the line of sight, and immediately noticed Yu Ci who was propping his chin. The words that the boy was about to utter were immediately stuck, and he quickly showed an awkward smile to Yu Ci, "School grass, I am not targeting you, you also know that cucumbers are not delicious."
The second half of the sentence was very low-pitched, with a little guilty conscience.
After all, it was a gift from Yu Ci.
Yu Ci didn't care. Cucumbers belonged to the 'unpalatable' category in everyone's mind. This perception has long been formed, and even if Yu Ci refuted it in every possible way, it was useless. The only thing that will change everyone's mind is to let them try it for themselves.
Yu Ci didn't care, but someone did. Feng Wenshan's eyes widened when he heard the boy say that cucumbers are not tasty, "Why not? It's super delicious! If you don't believe me, try it yourself!"
Boy: "... You are so excited, are you trying to play me to see my jokes. It doesn't have to be, although it is a bit unpalatable, it is so unpalatable that it makes me cry. There are no jokes to watch."
Feng Wenshan rolled his eyes very bluntly, "Who wants to see your jokes, whether you like to eat or not, I like to eat anyway."
After the words were finished, Feng Wenshan leaned his waist against the side of the table in a difficult posture, and stretched his arms vigorously like a monkey to pick out cucumbers from the box. Feng Wenshan thought it all over, anyway, he took all of them, so he took a few more. There is no need to eat when the time comes.
When the boy saw Feng Wenshan picked up four cucumbers, his expression became more and more astonished. He stared suspiciously at the cucumber in his hand for a long time, and then looked at Feng Wenshan's face that was so precious that he suddenly felt a desire to try—
Anyway, it's not particularly unpalatable, just take a bite, or spit it out...
With such thoughts in mind, the boy closed his eyes tightly, gently handed the cucumber to his mouth, and took a small bite with his teeth exposed. The small gap looks like a grain of rice, Feng Wenshan is really angry at seeing it. He stood up and held the boy's neck, and directly put the cucumber into the boy's mouth, "Is it a man, give me a big bite!"
The boy's teeth were caught off guard, and he chewed a few times indiscriminately, subconsciously wanting to find where the trash can is, and then froze in place for a second, staring at the cucumber in his hand in confusion.
Feng Wenshan snorted twice, his face stained with complacency: "How about it, is it delicious?"
The boy seemed to have finally come to his senses, and yelled, "Damn it? Is this really a cucumber? Why is it so delicious that it's so different from what I usually eat?"
Everyone: "????"
Everyone's mood was not much different from that of the boys at the beginning. Although Feng Wenshan showed great interest in cucumbers, no one was willing to try them casually. Until now, they witnessed a scene where Zhenxiang slapped his face.
Suspicious eyes fell on the cucumber that was randomly placed on one side, and everyone looked at each other, with curiosity, temptation, entanglement, and eagerness in their eyes.
"Why don't you give it a try? At worst, spit it out quietly."
"Just try it."
"Fuck me?"
"My day?"
"Damn it's really a cucumber?"
"Ah, it's delicious! It's so refreshing, it's watery! I still want to eat it!"
"What's going on, does the school grass have any magical powers? How come the cucumbers grown are also the kind favored by God? It's too much!"
"..."
The chirping sound resounded in the classroom, and Yu Ci could not help but smile. One thing to say, seeing that everyone likes the cucumbers he grows so much is quite a sense of accomplishment. Just as he was thinking, Yu Guanghe beside him suddenly tugged at his sleeve, he turned his head to look, there was a cucumber handle on the other side's table, his eyes were as bright as light bulbs, "Fish, is there any more? "
"What do you mean I rely on you? It was given to me by Yu Xiaocao. What do you mean by taking it all away!" Xi Jingyan was dumbfounded holding the empty cardboard box with only air left, "Do you want to go too far! I I only ate one!"
Yu Ci looked back and smiled: "Yes, there are many more. Others in the school made a lot of reservations yesterday, but I didn't bring them all, so I can't let them go."
"School grass, do you have more? I still want to eat! It doesn't matter if it costs money or not, the main thing is that I want to eat!"
"Yes, yes, me too!"
"Add me one and add me one. I also want to try if this cucumber tastes good in cooking."
Yu Ci lowered his eyes and smiled, "I'll go back and have a look, if there are any, I'll send you a message."
When the lecturer came to the classroom with the textbook, he found that the classroom was extremely lively today, with a bunch of students chattering non-stop, which was really different from the past. He didn't open his mouth either. He stood on the podium and listened carefully, and vaguely heard the word 'cucumber'.
cucumber? What's there to discuss about cucumbers? !
Yuci's cucumbers soon became famous.
The post on the school forum about Yu Xiaocao giving cucumbers that was discussed yesterday was turned up, and it was once again topped on the front page. At the same time, new posts appeared on the homepage of the forum, and followed the hot label.
[Yesterday someone said that the school grass gave cucumbers and actually used the classmates as trash cans. Today I will admit it. I am willing to be a fucking trash can like this! Harmful and harmless, recyclable and non-recyclable trash cans, I can do it!]
I don't know what to choose for the ID: Hey, I won't talk to you about anything, I'll reveal my identity, I'm Yu Ci's classmate. Everyone probably knows that our school grass brought two boxes of cucumbers to school today. Yes, I was captured by cucumbers, I have never eaten such delicious cucumbers! Students who have already placed an order to buy cucumbers from Yu Xiaocao, can you share some with me? The price is negotiable!
2L: Is the poster a sailor hired by the school grass to sell cucumbers
7L: Fuck the host, why did you tell them! I just got in touch with my junior, and he promised to forward it to me, but because of your post, he went back on his word [smile]
14L: Er, are some people upstairs exaggerating? It's not that we don't know what cucumber tastes like, so there's no need to boast like this just to advertise for the school grass. After all, cucumber seeds are like that, whoever grows them is not the same
15L: Upstairs is so naive. I have a chance to suggest you try it, and you will know what it means to face-slap.
55L: I still think it's an exaggeration, but... you guys won, I really want to try the cucumbers grown in the school grass to see the difference!
88L: I'm 55L, and I came back after consulting the school grass. Are you crazy? Not one left? ?
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The discussion on the forum was in full swing, and Yu Ci sat cross-legged on the wasteland of the wasteland to keep accounts. The cucumbers in front of me are piled up like a small hill, but such a large portion has been ordered, and the alumni are really awesome.
He touched his chin, and poked Fu Nian's wings again, "Can I plant a second round of cucumbers?"
Fu Nian moved his butt, with a cucumber in his mouth, he answered vaguely: "It's up to you."
Yu Ci blinked, thought for a while and decided to let it go.
After all, when supply is less than demand, there are still many advantages.