I Teach Kendo in Tokyo

Chapter 248: Is it that exaggerated?

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Half an hour before the start of the beauty pageant, the playground is already crowded with people.

Originally, there would not be so many people in a high school cultural festival, but this year, Beige's High School had a celebrity before the cultural festival, which caused many people to come to watch it.

On the first day, the martial arts performed by Class B of the third year was very effective. The battle between Kazuma and the girl who claimed to be Saori Kitagawa has become a modern ninjutsu duel through word of mouth.

After all, He Ma and the girl both performed a run-up to the wall and a backflip combo, and it was impossible to be blown into a ninjutsu by a troublemaker.

As a result, on the second day of the cultural festival, more people came than on the first day, to the extent that many classes that opened snack bars did not have enough materials, so they had to send people to purchase materials quickly.

It is said that President Nichinan also made a little change, in the name of the student union, he dispatched the school truck used to stock the cafeteria, and brought back a batch of ingredients for emergency.

He Ma also heard that there was a guy in the next class who made a small fortune selling popsicles.

That guy's dream, it is said, is to travel all over Japan by setting up stalls and doing small business like Torajiro in Torajiro's story, and then publish a travelogue.

His journey of a thousand miles may have taken the first step by relying on the popularity brought by Hema.

In short, the superposition of so many factors made the playground of Beige's High School full of people at this time.

He and the horse mixed in the crowd without knowing the sound, listening to the crowd chatting.

"What the hell is that curtain? Is it playing a Dahe drama?"

"I don't know. It's said that the senior lady and senior sister brought servants and set up a special place to change clothes for herself."

"Miss, why does such a young lady come to our public school?"

"Didn't you hear that, I transferred after chasing that Kiryu senior."

"Senior Kiryu? Wait a minute, does the young lady mentioned in the weekly magazine Fang Chun really exist? I thought it was a fabrication!"

When Kazuma heard someone talking like this, he couldn't help but glance at the curtain that Nanjo's house had put up.

At this time, the master of ceremonies had already stepped onto the stage.

"Everyone, good afternoon, I've been waiting for a long time! Are you disappointed to see me, the vice president, come out? Let me tell you some good news! President Nichinan, I want to participate in this beauty pageant in person! That's why I changed I am hosting!

"Come on! You can see the peerless elegance of Chairman Nichinan!"

The students below were agitated. Although they had heard through various channels that Ninan Ricai would participate in this year's beauty pageant, they couldn't help cheering when they actually heard the confirmed news.

Through the cheers, Kazuma realized the terrible popularity of Nichinan Ricai among boys.

Through the memories of the original owner, Hema knew that Rinan Licai was a very eye-catching beauty when she first entered school. When she was a freshman in high school, countless people expected her to participate in the beauty pageant of Beige University.

He Ma finds it strange that the chairman of the committee also has the appearance and temperament that are not inferior to Nichinan Ricai, so why is he not as popular.

As for Mikako, a beauty is a beauty, but her temperament is too much like a good brother, the kind of good brother whose friendship with you is like a glass of wine and an old song.

According to Hema's understanding, men would not regard this kind of girl as a love object. They waited many years later, when the relationship between husband and wife fell apart, and then remembered the tomboy who was like a good brother back then, and couldn't help but want to be with her back then. , should be happier now.

Now, it's not the golden age of Mikako, boys don't understand the value of the girl next door.

In short, in the past two years, most of the boys' dream lovers at Beige's University, Rinan Licai, was finally going to be on the stage of the beauty pageant, and the reaction of the boys was quite normal.

And Nanjo, as a newly transferred beauty, is definitely not as popular as Nichinanri Cuisine.

The two boys who just talked about the curtain of Nanjo's house obviously haven't seen the charm of Nanjo Honami yet.

The vice president made a few more jokes on the podium to stir up the atmosphere, but the effect was actually mediocre.

In He Ma's view, this vice president is the kind of person who thinks he is very humorous, telling jokes all day long.

This kind of person has seen a lot of people at the wine table with horses in his previous life, and he takes jokes and dirty jokes as humor, and has no idea how vulgar his behavior is.

What a real sense of humor is and Ma can't tell, he only knows that he occasionally has some whims, and he can amuse a table when he speaks them out.

Sometimes it can even resolve the awkward effect of some embarrassing jokes and jokes thrown by others.

This vice president has no sense of humor.

He Ma commented in this way, and suddenly came up with a thought: the vice president might not be able to catch up with Ninan Licai.

While making comments with Ma, the vice president also finished the joke, and then started to get to the point: "The time is up, everyone is probably tired of listening to my nonsense, then let's skip the opening remarks, please miss Bei Gao Candidates come to power!"

After speaking, he gestured to the changing tent set up by the student union to invite you to the stage.

The girl who had been waiting at the entrance of the tent immediately raised the curtain, and Nichinan Licai walked out of the tent first.

Hema squinted his eyes and looked like everyone else, following Nichinan Rina onto the stage.

The denim hot pants and the top with the hem raised and tied up to reveal the belly are the popular style of the 1980s that Ma is familiar with.

Fan and Ma are quite acceptable in this era. In a few years, wide-shouldered tops and smoky makeup will become popular.

The wide-shouldered top, and Ma always feel like a Saiyan battle suit, the kind Vegeta wears.

In "Shaolin Soccer", Zhou Xingchi also spoofed this kind of popular dress in the 80s. It seems that Hema is not the only one who is quite critical of this kind of fashion.

Originally, Hema thought that Nichinan Ricai would highlight her pectoralis major, but she chose SHOW with long legs and a thin waist. Compared with the girls who came out behind her, they fell behind. take.

However, there are no Honami Nanjo and Mikako Fujii in this wave of people.

Chairman Jinguji Tamamo followed at the back of the team, but the impact of the kimono was too strong, and most of the eyes were drawn away from Rina Hinan.

Kazuma heard someone say: "White background with ink pattern, this color kimono is rare."

"That's Jinguji-senpai. My family is a super old-fashioned wagashi shop. It is said that when Ieyasu Tokugawa moved to Edo, what he liked most was the snacks offered by their family. One-third of the sunflower leaves were given to the Jinguji family."

Kazuma raised his eyebrows, and couldn't help but look at the person who was whispering, only to find that it was the two who had just discussed the curtain of Nanjo's house.

Why are these two talking so much

Hema thought about it for a while, and realized that he had seen the crest of Jinguji's shop, which was printed on the snack box brought by Jinguji, but there was no one-third of the sunflower pattern.

The family crest system in Japan is quite complicated, and it often happens that the lord or noble person treats part of the family crest as a reward. Sometimes, through a simple analysis of the family crest, one can know the past glory of the family.

If there is such a thing as Tokugawa Ieyasu rewarding one-third of the three-leaf sunflower, the sunflower pattern will definitely be placed in the most prominent position, highlighting the family's prominence.

It seems that this is just ordinary middle school students bragging.

Kazuma continued to watch the stage. At this time, the vice president had already noticed that there were few people: "Hey, why are there two missing? Could it be that the news that President Nichinan participated in the beauty pageant in person shocked him, so he withdrew?"

Before he finished speaking, Rinan Nina grabbed the microphone: "Don't say such things, it's very rude. Sister Nanjo must be delayed by something. But for the fairness of the game, we can't wait too long Long time, let's call Nanjo-senpai's name and call her out!"

Kazuma is convinced of Nichinan's move, turning an unexpected incident into an Easter egg that seems to be arranged, and it can also bring a warm atmosphere by the way.

"Miss Nanjo!" Nishinan Rina took the lead and yelled, "If you don't come out, I will take away the champion! Come on, everyone shout together."

The boys happily yelled together.

At this time, the curtain of Nanjo's house was opened, and Honami Nanjo came out gracefully, also dressed in youthful and dynamic clothes, shorts, a casual shirt fastened at just the right position, and a toad mirror hanging from the neckline. Nichinan's outfit has been "equipped" accordingly.

Kazuma instantly understood that Nanjo changed clothes on the spot based on the clothes Nichinan was wearing.

There were bodyguards from Nanjo’s family at the scene, all with headsets on their ears. They should have told Nichinan’s dressing style inside the curtain by radio.

Nishinan Sato looked at Honami Nanjo and said with a smile, "Senior sister, can't you?"

"I think going all out is a respect for the opponent." Nanjo replied with a smile.

At this moment, Mikako emerged from the curtain.

She changed her usual impression of being a good brother, and wearing a long skirt, she looked like a young lady.

It's terrible, Mikako also has the style of a young lady, she really depends on her clothes.

However, her way of acting was still the same as usual, pushing Nanjo as soon as she came out: "Okay, okay, let's talk about the confrontation when we get on the stage, and there will be a part where you and Nichinan can compete."

Seeing such actions, Kazuma was sure that it was Mikako, and he was not brainwashed by any strange technology of the Nanjo family.

Nanjo and Mikako came on stage, Nichinan returned the microphone to the vice president.

"Oh, today's beauty pageant is so full of gunpowder! Students, I am on fire! Now, let's ask each contestant to introduce himself according to the contestant number!"

The part of self-introduction, to be honest, was unexpectedly ordinary.

Nichinan Licai just introduced his grade and class very politely, and he was working as a reader model, and that was all.

He Ma originally thought that she would do something exciting, such as announcing to all the boys: "I know you all posted my photo in the magazine to cast a spell, so you have to vote for my wife for this, right?"

Or declare "I'm not interested in ordinary people, if there are aliens, people from the future and people with superpowers, please come to me."

Kazuma speculates that Nanjo was originally planning to tidy up in the self-introduction session, but seeing that Hinami was not tidy, he also introduced himself very politely and finished.

On the contrary, the chairman of the committee openly declared in his self-introduction that "my stunt is learned by playing the tuba, and my voice is very loud and energetic".

Then came the talent show, which took the most time in the beauty pageant.

Obviously it's a beauty pageant, in the end everyone must vote for the girl who can arouse their desires the most, but they still want to show off their talents.

Just like self-introduction, Rinan Ricai, as the No. 1 contestant, came on stage first.

"I'll just sing a simple song," she said, "I'll sing "Blue Coral Reef" by Song Shengzi."

As soon as He Ma heard about Song Shengzi, he thought of his own knife.

Not long ago, he replaced the poster of Song Shengzi on the back of the knife holder with the movie poster of the sailor suit and machine gun that he got from Taiying.

Kazuma listened to Blue Coral Reef all his life because of the movie "Love Letter" by Shunji Iwai, in which the hero sang this song when he was dying, expressing his nostalgia for the relationship that he never got.

The voice of Nichinan Licai is actually quite good, a bit like Matsu Seiko, but compared to the singing voice shown by Kitagawa Saori yesterday, it is a bit too bad.

However, this comparison is a bit unfair to Nichinanli cuisine. The native Kitagawa Saori has the innate entry of the sound of nature.

Such things as talents are sometimes unreasonable.

After the song of Ninan Licai was sung, the crowd on the playground was full of excitement. He Ma observed carefully and found that in addition to applauding Ninan Licai, some people were also looking forward to how Nanjo would "response to the battle".

He Ma is actually looking forward to it.

"Brother, do you want some biscuits?" Chiyoko ran to Kazuma at some point, holding a bag of wafers in her hand.

He Ma took out a wafer and asked at the same time: "Aren't you joining in the fun inside the curtain?"

"Brother, I saw that you were lonely among the crowd, so I came out to accompany you. Are you moved?"

"I'm touched. Damn, Amao also working part-time today?"

"Yeah, he has a very full schedule for part-time work, and then he has to study so late at night and practice kendo. I'm really worried when he will be exhausted."

He Ma Xin didn't think so, he is a knight of the law, this entry is so clear, how can he be so easily exhausted.

Damn, I really want this kind of entry.

"Ah, it's the egg." Chiyoko who was worried about Ah Mo just now turned her attention to the stage, "Hey, why are there so many people holding musical instruments?"

He Ma hurriedly looked at the stage, and then laughed, Dan Zi pulled the whole playing section onto the stage. Use the wind section as your own talent show, you really have it, Jinguji.

Jinguji Yuzao held the microphone: "My talent show, I was going to play the tuba, but it didn't match my image a bit. It feels super weird to play the tuba in this kimono. So I call everyone Let’s play a taiko drum.”

Chiyoko spit out all the biscuits in her mouth: "What is she going to perform?"

He Ma wiped off the biscuit crumbs that his sister sprayed on his face, and replied: "If I heard correctly, it might be Taiko."

"Tai, Taiko?" Chiyoko's eyes widened.

He Ma was about to talk back when he saw a few guys in traditional Japanese "coolie outfits" carrying a drum onto the stage.

Everyone has the family crest of the Jinguji family on their clothes, just like the Banner Samurai.

There is also a family pattern on the drum, and it is exactly the same as He Ma's impression, there is no one-third of the clover.

Jinguji quickly rolled up the water sleeves of the kimono and tied them with a rope. Japanese women have a special way of tying up the water sleeves of the kimono so that they don’t get in the way when they work.

A skilled person like Jinguji tied up her sleeves, indicating that she often works at home.

Nanjo said that she would not tie herself.

After tying up the water sleeves, Jinguji Yuzao took the drum stick from the servant, then suddenly remembered something, put the drum stick under his arm, and took the microphone again: "By the way, let me introduce, these two are my family and fruit A regular customer of the house, today I heard that I am going to perform a taiko drum performance, so I came here to add to the fun.

"Mr. Koyama, a shamisen player, Meijin Inoue, a shakuhachi player."

Following Nanjo's introduction, the two men who seemed to be in their forties bowed slightly to salute.

He Ma couldn't help but help his forehead.

He felt that after listening to this performance, everyone present would get a buff...

Jinguji on the stage wanted to pass the microphone to the members of the student union, but suddenly his eyes fell on the person he forgot to introduce, and he quickly added: "Ah, by the way, there is also Mr. Kusakabe, a Noh performer, who is in charge of the opening scene. voice."

The Noh performer looked honored as he waved to the young people below.

And the horse has been speechless.

Wagashi House, is that an exaggeration