I Teach Kendo in Tokyo

Chapter 394: when i dream

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He Ma's harmonica has immediate results.

Akanishi's expression was very ugly.

However, before Kazuma could see more effects of the harmonica offensive, Takei roared: "Enough! Is it really good to scare a girl by pretending to be a ghost?"

Hema raised his eyebrows, Zhujing didn't expect this, but it was not a big problem, he just took advantage of Zhujing's words to continue the topic.

Kazuma: "I'm not playing tricks. I really saw that white-haired guy. It's probably the same one Watanabe-kun saw. By the way, my dojo is now registered with the Ministry of Education. History long."

In fact, the Ministry of Education registered the old cherry tree in the courtyard of the Kiryu family, but this is just a matter of details, not important.

"My grandfather told me that what Tianran Lixinliu is best at is not killing people, but killing ghosts."

Kazuma basically opened up the story, anyway, it is impossible for Akanishi to know that Kiryu and Ma have not practiced natural flow of mind at all.

"Before the Meiji Restoration," he and Ma paused, "the biggest task of our Kiryu family was to expel the ghosts and monsters that plagued Edo."

Takei smiled: "Isn't this too ridiculous? Shouldn't the next step be to tell us that Yinyangliao really exists?"

Kazuma glanced at Yuzao, and murmured to himself: Zhujing, Yinyangliao not only exists, but its founder is now drinking the tea you made with cheap tea bags!

Although being interrupted by Takei, Kazuma's words are still very effective, Akanishi seems to be very shaken now.

She stared at Kazuma's face: "Is it true? You can kill demons?"

Hema Yi pointed to Yuzao next to him: "This surname is Jinguji, you are either Miss Qianjin or Miss Qianjin has not enough coffee, so I don't know this surname. Their Jinguji family looks like a wagashi shop on the surface, but it is actually a fruit shop behind the scenes. A famous family who specializes in sacrificial matters, she is with me, doesn't that explain the problem?"

Akanishi glanced at Miyaji Tamamo, still with a dubious look on his face.

Zhujing snorted: "So, when will the family of Yin-Yang Dao come on stage? Shinto, Onmyoji and Samurai, this is the iron triangle of the traditional story about exorcising demons. You are missing one."

As soon as Zhujing finished speaking, there was a thunderbolt outside the window.

The brightness of the lightning once overwhelmed the electric lights in the room.

Ms. Kabashima, the female general who was urging the workers to close the windows, reassured: "Don't worry, the hotel has complete lightning protection measures. We even erected lightning towers on the top of the mountain to protect guests who are too late to come down from the mountain from sudden thunderstorms."

He Ma: "You guys are well prepared."

"Of course, our hotel has been open for so long."

Ms. Pu Dao paused, and then said: "To be honest, I really hope that there are really heirs of the mountain god. Last year, the town next door said that a wild mallet snake was found, and tourists flocked to it, which made me envious. .If it weren’t for Zhujing and his party, I’d have teeth aching from hatred when I slept in the middle of the night.”

He Ma: "Then you will be disappointed this time. The Wild Hammer Snake is a national-level UMA (unconfirmed creature), and there are piles of enthusiasts. This is not comparable to the descendants of mountain gods in small local legends."

In fact, Hema wanted to suggest to Ms. Kamashima that if she really wanted to use the descendant of the Baimao Mountain God for publicity, she would find a manga artist named Rumiko Takahashi to cooperate with and ask her to come here to collect materials.

At that time, tell her about the legend or something, and then she will draw the national-level manga Inuyasha, and the publicity effect will be great.

Ms. Kamashima sighed: "That's true. I'd better use Akutagawa Ryunosuke to promote it honestly. After all, he really came here to soak in the hot springs."

Before the words fell, another bolt of lightning exploded outside.

This time the sound was so loud that both Kazuma and Ma shrank their necks.

The worker who was sealing the window with wooden strips suddenly shouted: "Female general! Look outside, is that the son of the mountain god you are talking about?"

Hema was shocked, didn't Kentaro follow Shantaro back to Hokuriku

He was about to get up to look at the window when Tamamo under the table touched him with her thigh.

He Ma Miao understood that this was Yuzao's fault.

Akanishi had already stood up, rushed to the window, and looked out from the half-sealed window.

Then she fell back on the tatami.

Zhujing also passed by. He pressed his hands on the window sill and stared outside dumbfounded: "Isn't it? It's actually true?"

He Ma: "It must be the plastic bag blown by the wind on the tree."

According to Yuzao, she has no way to do big things in the real world now, and she probably summoned a gust of wind to blow white cloth heads or plastic bags to the branches.

What He Ma said here is to pave the way for solving the mystery later.

Anyway, judging by Chixi's appearance, she was already terrified enough, even if she told her the truth later, she would definitely not be able to sleep well tonight.

What's more, the timing of what he said to Ma just now sounded like yin and yang.

Akanishi crawled up to Kazuma with hands and feet, and grabbed Kazuma's thigh with both hands—I don't know if the position of her grasp was calculated, and it would be very bad if it was just a little bit off.

"You can slay demons and eliminate demons, right?"

He Ma's first reaction was to drive Akanishi away.

After all, Yuzao is right next to her. Don't look at Yuzao, who usually doesn't care about the interaction between Kazuma and his apprentices in the dojo. She may not be so easy to talk to the women outside.

Unexpectedly, Yuzao spoke first: "Don't be afraid, as long as you stay in the same room with Hema tonight, you will be fine. I will also prepare some things to ward off evil spirits. Let's play ghost cards together in Hema's room."

Hema frowned at Yuzao, not knowing what kind of medicine she was selling in her gourd.

Yuzao: "Call Qingliu and Xiaoqian again, and of course Senior Ganzhong. These three will probably be too scared to sleep tonight, so we just happen to play together."

Kazuma really wanted to ask Yuzao directly: I am forcing the palace, what are you doing? Doesn't this put the topic aside

But it is naturally impossible to say such words in front of so many people, so I can only wait until tonight to discuss with Yuzao theory in my sleep.

Yuzao looked at Akanishi with a smile, then at Kazuma: "Is it okay?"

He Ma: "Yes."

It's not that he wants to be in the same room with the beautiful girl late at night to play trick cards, he just chose to trust Yuzao.

**

That night, Kiryu Dojo and his party, together with Akanishi, played in the lightning, thunder, and howling wind until late at night before falling asleep.

Because they played too high, they even drank up the hotel's beverage inventory.

When he fell asleep, Kazuma opened his eyes and saw the scenery that Yuzao showed last time—as expected, she found it again in the dream.

"What do you mean? I scared her out of her wits, and I feel like I'm about to ask something." Hema yelled as soon as he saw Yuzao—in his dream, he didn't have to worry about disturbing the people, so he could yell as much as he wanted loudly.

Yuzao smiled slightly: "Because I have found the last fragment that you haven't found. Chi Xifeng, she has at least a quarter of the blood of the nightmare."

He Ma: "Is that actually the case? I mean, scaring her with something mysterious like the son of a mountain god is so effective, so she herself occupies the mysterious side? What kind of super-expansion is this?"

"This is not super-expansion, the mysterious decline, the monsters are becoming more and more like humans, those monsters who live like humans, live, grow old, sick and die, it is normal to leave offspring with humans.

"But these humans with monster blood are basically no different from ordinary people under the background of mysterious decline.

"The one Shantaro adopted is a very rare case, after all... he is a human creation, not a natural born half-demon.

"Of course, a big monster of my level, even now that its strength is declining, may give birth to a half-monster with four pairs of ears, so we must guard against it."

Hema: "Don't worry, I think it's good. If my daughter's ears are longer, I'll call her Amiya, and if she has more normal fox ears, I'll call her Lily of the Valley."

Yuzao looked at Kazuma who had named her daughter, and blinked: "You... don't you have any other questions to ask me? About this time."

"Uh, yes. You've seen her for a week, why did you just find out that she has the blood of a nightmare?"

"Because the mystery is declining. If in the past, a guy with monster blood only needs to enter the 50-mile range around Edo, I would have sensed it."

Kazuma: "Wait, fifty miles, according to the size of Tokyo today, doesn't even reach the urban-rural fringe..."

"You can't talk about the current Tokyo. At that time, there was only a piece of Tokyo near Nihonbashi, and the place farther away was the territory of Kiban Daimyo."

He Ma shrugged: "Okay, don't worry about this. The second question, how are you going to make this half-demon with thin blood tell the truth?"

Yuzao hissed: "Don't worry, listen, she's coming soon."

And the horse heard the bell.

At the same time, the dream also changed, and a road composed of countless torii gates appeared in Kazuma's vision.

The monster, which looks a bit like a combination of an elephant and a pangolin, walked along the road, passed through one torii gate after another, and finally came to Kazuma.

The monster stared at Kazuma.

He Ma was about to stare back when he heard a voice in his ear saying, "Pretend to be dull."

It's Tamamo.

So he and the horse started to be in a daze.

The monster waited for a few seconds before it took human form.

"What?" Chi Xifeng muttered, "It blows so loudly, it's nothing more than that."

He and Ma An resisted the urge to startle her by shouting "surprise", and waited for her to move on.

Anyway, Yuzao is also playing as a puppet next to him, so he should have some plans.

Akanishi: "It's actually a slut, these two really have an affair. Hmph, you arrogant young lady, you never thought that my boyfriend would be stolen by me like this."

After the words fell, Akanishi stretched his nose and poked directly at Kazuma's head.

"Let me change your will!"

-Wait a moment! Shouldn't I hide here

But Yuzao didn't respond at all, so don't you need to hide

Hema hesitated, and the elephant trunk stuck to his forehead, and he could feel a slippery thing piercing directly into the cortex—

It was too late to say it, and Chi Xifeng twitched as if hit by high-voltage electricity.

The moment he had the idea of "she was hit by high-voltage electricity" with the horse, the picture changed. She was really surrounded by white electric light, and bones could be seen as the electric light flickered.

After all, it is a dream, so it is normal for thoughts to be expressed in a cartoon way.

Akanishi fell to the ground, rolling and screaming.

He Ma watched her screaming, thinking in his heart: Can I move

Does Yuzao have other arrangements

While he was thinking about it, Yuzao moved, and looked at Kazuma suspiciously.

He Ma also stopped being a puppet and moved his body.

"What's wrong with her?" He Ma asked.

Yuzao shrugged: "The way is still shallow. How can the soul of a human hero who has been formed be touched by a half-demon with thin blood."

He Ma: "Is it my illusion? Are humans so fierce?"

"Human beings are so fierce, so now it is mystery that is declining, and science is advancing." Tamamo shrugged, and then squatted down in front of Akanishi, who could no longer maintain a human form, "Can you hear me? Give up , Honestly tell us what you did last year."

Akanishi turned his gaze tremblingly, looked at Yuzao, then at the horse that had "electrically charged" her, and said tremblingly, "Are you..."

"I am the hero of mankind, the guardian of Osaka..."

Tamamo: "He is Kiryu Kazuma."

"Hey, at least let me have a title addiction in my dream?"

Akanishi looked at Yuzao: "What about you?"

"My name is not important, you just need to know that even though you have the blood of the dream-fucking monster, the nightmare-eating tapir, you are still not my opponent in this dream. Of course, you are not an opponent of He Ma."

Akanishi murmured: "Tamamo... Knowing the history from the founding of Yamatai to the present... seems to have experienced it personally... You are..."

Kazuma: "She is Tamamo-mae."

You won't let me say your title, so I'll say your real name, hum.

Tamamo glanced at Kazuma, and then smiled slightly at Akanishi: "Don't listen to his nonsense. I am Inari Daimyojin, Inari Hexiang, a god who blesses good harvests and good fortune."

He Ma: "You liar, where is there a god named He Xiang? Isn't that the name of a little maid in Chinese novels like Dream of the Red Chamber?"

Yuzao glared at Kazuma, and then said to Akanishi with a smirk: "In short, you can't run away now. If you don't want to become a vegetable tomorrow, just be honest."

Akanishi had already recovered a lot from the "electric shock" at this time, and when Tamamo said this, he shouted: "It's not me! I didn't turn Oda into a vegetable! I didn't! I don't have that kind of power at all!"

Kazuma also squatted down beside Chi Xi, looking at her lying on the ground: "How do you know you don't have that kind of strength? Have you tried?"

Akanishi was silent for a few seconds, then nodded: "I tried. I also tried to implant the idea of 'death' in people's dreams, but it also failed."

Tamamo: "Indeed. Humans have a very strong desire to survive, so spells like the law of death are advanced spells."

Kazuma keenly noticed that Yuzao had crossed the stage to Dungeon and Dragon, but he decided to ignore it.

In Akanishi's current state, she naturally couldn't find the problem in Yuzao's words. She said in a nutshell: "It's actually quite laborious to fall into a dream like this. I will be depressed for more than a week once I do it. So throughout high school, I That's why I forced Watanabe-kun to fall in love with me..."

He Ma: "Oh? What do you mean by that, he doesn't like you?"

"Yes, he originally liked the original head of the Department of Mysteries, our senior. It took me three years to make Watanabe forget about his senior and fall in love with me..."

Yuzao: "It's a lie. Dreams and real relationships make people who don't have a sweetheart fall in love with you. I believe you, but now I don't believe what you say. Have you forgotten? I am Inari Daimyojin, the god of harvest and marriage."

It was only then that Kazuma realized that Tamamo deliberately emphasized the purpose of being a priest.

Akanishi faltered a few times and surrendered: "Well, I couldn't make Watanabe-kun forget about senior. Not only that, Watanabe also began to feel that something was wrong with his dream."