He Ma was about to leave the bath with his head held high, when he suddenly remembered that although the water on his body was dry, he still maintained the state of just getting out of the bath.
His things are on the shelf of the male soup next door.
So he turned around and came back.
The boy looked at him who turned back suspiciously just now.
He Ma grinned at the young man, quickly climbed up the wall, turned back to the male soup to get his clothes.
He had a difficult time in front of the shelf—I'm halfway through the shower, do I need to change into new clothes
He has a habit with Ma, he must change his clothes when taking a bath, otherwise he always feels uncomfortable wearing dirty clothes after washing.
Sometimes he even feels that dirty clothes irritate his skin and itches a bit. Originally, he thought that everyone was like this, but when he went to live in a dormitory together at the university, he realized that this was his exclusive problem.
Everyone in the dormitory imitated the title of Metal Gear Solid 5, "The Phantom Pain", and named Kazuma's broken problem "Phantom Itch".
But now, halfway through the bath with the horse, it feels like a waste to wear clean clothes, and it’s uncomfortable to wear dirty clothes...
Just as he was hesitating, the police outside shouted: "I am the inspector, Sato! People inside, listen, if you don't come out, we are going to break in! Prepare tear gas bombs!"
He and Ma Heng made up their minds, put on dirty clothes, and ran out of the bathhouse: "Wait a minute! Don't break in! Stop!"
After shouting, he realized that there were only a few policemen outside, including the people shouting with loudspeakers.
"It actually worked." The young policeman next to the trumpeter whispered.
He Ma's ability to listen to the wind is good, and he can hear this kind of whispering clearly.
The man with the loudspeaker was probably the inspector Sato, and he pointed the loudspeaker at Kazuma: "Don't panic! It is very troublesome for the Japanese police to use tear gas bombs. Just taking the tear gas bombs out of the arsenal requires at least three letters, no I can’t figure it out after a few days of tossing around.”
Hema lowered his raised hands: "Is that so..."
"Come here and report your name and school address."
"Tokyo Prefecture!"
"Don't be so loud, we can hear you." Director Sato waved his hand.
Shrugging shoulders with Ma, he has been time-traveling for a year, and when he hears others want to declare his name, he will subconsciously become very energetic, which shows that this meme pollution has penetrated into the marrow of his bones.
After registering Kazuma's name, Director Sato frowned: "Kazuyu Kazuma, University of Tokyo? Are you that Kiryu?"
Kazuma: "Yes, I am that Kiryu."
I feel that following this trend, he can change his name to Naga Kiryu in the future.
"It's over." Patrol Sato pressed his forehead, "I have never told my wife that I love her."
He Ma:
Sato continued to read Sui Sui: "I always want to find an anniversary to say this well. After all, our marriage was completely arranged by the family on a blind date, and then we got together like this. We have never said anything about love..."
"What are you talking about? Even if you are from Kyushu, it's not so nonsensical, right?"
"I'm talking about you being a famous catastrophe! When you were in Osaka, there was an accident in Osaka, and several policemen died. You were in Tokyo, and there were always accidents in Tokyo. In the latest one this year, even the entire Kandagawa Police Station went to heaven. Yes. Now you are in Fukuoka... still under the jurisdiction of my police station... "
Hema's first reaction at this time was: He didn't know what happened in the hot spring street near Sendai. It seems that the U.S. military and the Self-Defense Force are quite good at covering up.
In the future, maybe it will become a routine for the police to be unlucky wherever I go, and I will be regarded as a walking plague god.
However, the inspector Sato in front of him fast-forwarded from the rumors to the time when he hadn't said goodbye to his wife, and his ability to associate was too strong.
Is this how Kyushu people think
Sure enough, the further west the Japanese hometown is, the more funny it is
Saga, which is further west than Fukuoka...
He Ma cleared his throat: "I am not a plague god. From a scientific point of view, it is not appropriate to assert that I will encounter various major events in the future based on the fact that I have encountered various major events in the past."
However, according to Yuzao, He Ma is a star, the son of man. This is similar to the son of luck when he was cultivating immortality. A big event, a miracle.
This time, science doesn't work.
Of course, if you ask Yuzao directly, Yuzao will definitely tell you to believe in science, and then use theories such as probability and survivor bias to convince you.
He Ma continued: "You don't have to worry too much, but I think you should confess your love to your wife as soon as possible."
Director of Inspection Sato grinned at Kazuma: "I was joking just now, can't you see it?"
"... Uh, I just think your performance just now is awkward."
Sato inspector general sighed: "It's really embarrassing."
The young policeman next to him joked, "Senior Sato has been contributing jokes to magazines, but he has never been selected."
Okay, a cop who aspires to be a joker
Before Kazuma opened his mouth to comment on the matter, another policeman came over nervously and whispered something in the ear of Chief Inspector Sato.
Kazuma leaned on Shunfeng's ear, and heard clearly: "The victims registered over there, one of them is named Xia Inaba."
"Wait a minute!" He Ma raised his hand to interrupt each other, "The group of people over there took the initiative to beat me, why did they become victims? A group of them surrounded me and beat me!"
Inspector Sato: "Are you injured?"
"That's not..."
"You beat the two of them until they were swollen, and you didn't get hurt at all. Now you still say that he is a victim. Don't take advantage of it and act like a good boy."
He Ma: "No, the fact is that I am the victim. I can't just because I can beat... Wait for me, I only beat one person, how could there be two swollen?"
In his memory, only the rock climber named Fujimura was swollen by his beating with a bench.
The rest of the Japanese body was a little bruised at best.
"There are indeed two swollen people." Minister Sato took out his police handbook and looked through the records. "One is Fujimura Saburo, and the other is my grandson Yosuke."
"I didn't hit the second one! He broke into the women's bathhouse by himself, and was beaten up by the ladies like that. It's none of my business!"
Sato inspector raised his eyebrows: "It's true that this guy called my grandson came out of the nvyu... So that's the case, so he should be considered obscene women? Hey, come and ask the girl who just came out of the nvtang, is there anyone?" I want to sue my grandson Yang Jie for indecent assault."
Not far away, the policeman who appeased the ladies with the hotel staff responded.
At this time, the policeman who had just come to report to Chief Inspector Sato was in a hurry: "Senior Sato! The third son named Shimo Inaba over there, who claims to be the police chief!"
"Really? Then? He has three heads and six arms?" Sato inspector looked at his subordinates suspiciously, "What do you want to tell me?"
"Let's say that's the Superintendent of Police..."
"Young man," Director Sato patted his subordinates on the shoulder, "I'll tell you a common sense in the police world. The police chief is indeed the highest police rank in Japan. Yes, it sounds awesome, but he can only manage Tokyo Metropolitan Police." .As the Fukuoka prefectural police, the police chief can’t supervise us. Those who can control us are called the chief of the police department. You can ask Mr. Shimoinaba if he has a father who is the chief of the police department.”
The young policeman who reported the letter looked like he had stopped thinking during the update of the world view: "Eh?"
Sato patted him on the shoulder: "Go and ask! It's okay, the police chief really can't control us. And we, the non-professional team who haven't gone to college, will definitely not be transferred to Tokyo in the future."
The young policeman thought for a while, then nodded: "Then I'll ask."
He turned and ran towards the crowd of Nippon Sports students.
Sato's partner was speechless: "He won't really ask?"
As soon as the voice fell, Kazuma heard the policeman over there asking Akira Inaba: "Minister Sato asked, do you still have a father who is the chief of the Police Department?"
Akikan Shimoinaba's expression was even more ridiculous than when he broke his fingers with Ma just now.
And Maha laughed.
Director of Inspection Sato also clapped his hands and laughed loudly, while laughing, he picked up the loudspeaker and shouted to Akira Shimoba, who was going to attack: "No matter who your father is, you have to go in if you attack the police.
"You are here to participate in the Yulong Banner. We will greet you from the Kendo Association. They will definitely remember to disqualify you and adjust the schedule."
Sato put down the horn, and his partner said worriedly: "Is it really all right? Although the chief of police is only in charge of Tokyo, it's not good for his son, right?"
"You don't understand?" Sato glanced at his partner, "You've only been in the police station for three years, so you don't know. The boss of our Fukuoka prefectural police was released from outside Tokyo, because he didn't graduate from Tokyo University, so he was arrested." The grouped Dongda Party squeezed away."
The young policeman frowned: "What else?"
Sato: "Why am I lying to you? Our boss likes to wear a white watch, right? There's something to that.
"At the Metropolitan Police Department, high-level graduates from the University of Tokyo will wear a gold watch, which is the so-called gold watch group.
"Boss wears it all white on his wrist all day long. Think about it, how obvious it is."
He Ma and the little policeman nodded together: "I see."
Sato frowned and looked at Kazuma: "I was thinking about it just now, your ears are so good."
"No," argued with Ma, "you said it loudly just now, is it normal for me to hear it?"
Sato inspector stared at Kazuma suspiciously for a while, then shook his head: "Forget it. Anyway, good hearing is not a good thing. The less you know, the longer you live. Let's go, go to the police station. You should be very used to entering Is it the police station?"
He Ma nodded: "Yes. The police station is good. The people inside say it's nice and nice. I like staying in the police station the most."
"Hmph, it turns out that you haven't entered as a suspect. Close the team, close the team!"
After finishing speaking, Sato realized that the horn was not turned on, so he turned on the horn again and added: "Attention everyone, the team is closed!"
The little policeman who just went to ask Inaba if he didn't have another father asked, "What about those people who are big in Japan? Take them away too?"
"Of course! Take it back to make a record. And just now there is the testimony of Kiryu and Ma, saying that they are the initiators of the fight, so I have to take them back until I find out what happened. And the one over there, I asked Are the girls? Are they going to sue for indecent assault?"
The group of policemen who were in charge of questioning the girl shook their heads at Sato.
Sato was stunned: "I won't sue, sure enough..."
Women in Japan have been molested, and they rarely choose to sue, because they think it is equivalent to shouting "I'm not clean" with a loudspeaker.
Because of this, the Japanese satyr phenomenon has been banned repeatedly.
In Japan, there are even cases where passers-by bravely caught the prostitute, but because the woman involved was unwilling to sue, the prostitute escaped.
What's more, some Japanese women feel that being molested shows that they are attractive.
Whenever he sees things in this regard, Kazuma can only sigh "as expected of Japan".
Sato Inspectorate looked at Kazuma: "Let's go!"
and horse nod.
He was then taken out of the hotel and into a police car.
Sato also got into the car, and turned to look at Kazuma in the back seat: "By the way, our police station won't go to heaven tonight, will it?"
He Ma laughed and said, "Not at all."
"I think so too. How could someone be like the detectives in detective novels, who would be unlucky wherever they go?" Sato inspector minister asserted.
He Ma always felt that he might have said this too early.
Sato's partner took the co-pilot seat, turned around and asked Kazuma with a little interest: "I heard that you always hum a song after playing. Is it because you didn't enjoy playing to the fullest?"
Only then did He Ma realize that he forgot to hum the tune.
The purpose of humming the tune is to better absorb combat experience. Of course, experience is never too much. Mosquito legs are also meat.
But it is impossible to say "Oh, I forgot" with Ma, that would be too out of place.
He Ma: "I didn't enjoy this battle at all. Music is a natural product of emotions. If emotions are not there, there will be no music."
The young man who has only been a policeman for three years has seen so many things in the market, and immediately showed admiration to Kazuma: "It makes sense."
Makes sense, your sister, I said nonsense.
Inspector Sato was obviously old-fashioned and completely unmoved: "You'd better not sing. My car is old and it drives bumpy. If you sing in my car, I'm afraid you will bite your tongue."
After speaking, he started the car and proved his words with practical actions: his broken car was only a little bit worse than the car of the traffic policeman Kobayakawa who took a ride with Ma in Tokyo.
But Renkobayakawa's car was bumpy, so there was nothing he could do about it being fast.
Inspector Sato's car is estimated to be less than 20 mph, and the bumps are the same as a 100 mph car, so there is a problem.
Of course, it may also be that the road conditions in Fukuoka are not good, and there are more broken stones.
In short, when he and his horse fell to the Dongdu Police Station, they were almost torn apart.
"It's here. Don't have a bitter face, it's just more bumpy."
Director of Inspection Sato patted Kazuma on the shoulder: "I have to spit over there!"