He Ma exaggeratedly breathed a sigh of relief on purpose: "Huh, you've come, if you don't come, I'm going to pee my pants."
Yuzao smiled: "Then I should come later and bring my camera to take pictures of your embarrassment."
"Please forgive me. But humming this song can really bring you here... If you don't come, I can explain it as a hallucination. If you come, I can only believe that this is a mysterious incident."
Shenyin, in layman's terms, is to stray into a hidden place.
For example, the famous movie "Spirited Away", in fact, the literal translation of the original Japanese name is "Spirited Away".
There are also some horror games, where a group of people are trapped in a certain school in a different time and space, which is also a kind of ghost.
Yuzao looked at Kazuma and said with a smile, "This is an illusion."
"Did you come out of the hallucination?"
"Maybe it's because you like me so much that you want to see me."
He Ma: "Then I dream of you every night because I like you so much?"
"No, that's called thinking by day and dreaming by night."
"Come on, be serious, what's going on? Don't talk about quantum entanglement!"
Tamamo didn't answer immediately, but turned around with a serious expression, and walked forward holding Kazuma's hand.
"Get out of here first." Her voice floated from the front.
It was only then that Kazuma realized that she was wearing that kimono with ink patterns on a white background, so he teased, "You still have time to change into another set before coming here?"
"This is your hallucination. You saw what I was wearing just because you liked me wearing it." Yuzao seemed to continue to insist that it was an illusion.
Isn't it weird that a hallucinated character is so self-aware
However, if Kazuma knew that he was making complaints about this, Tamamo would immediately point out, "That means that I am such a self-aware person in your impression."
Tamamo led Kazuma through a long passage made up of countless torii gates.
As they moved forward, the surrounding red-based scenery collapsed, gradually revealing the clear water and blue sky.
He Ma looked at it for a long time, but he couldn't see the scenery around him.
Finally, the road formed by the torii gates came to an end, and Jinguji Yuzao turned around and smiled at Kawama Waner: "Then see you in the real world."
"Oh, but how should I leave? Although the surrounding scenery has changed, I'm still hallucinating, right?"
Yuzao smiled and said nothing.
Then the vision with the horse blurred.
The scenery is gradually swallowed by white light.
When everything became completely white, he opened his eyes and woke up.
He was sitting on the side of the road, and a large truck roared past on the road in front of him.
Even lying on the innermost side of the sidewalk with the horse, the gas from the exhaust pipe still breathed into his face, choking him to cough.
He was about to stand up when he saw a pair of feet in small sandals on his right, with bells tied to his ankles with red strings.
He Ma looked up along the ankles, and what caught his eyes was the familiar long skirt, the thin wasp waist tightened with external straps, the exaggerated chest muscles that were about to block the face from below, and the smiling face.
He Ma: "Is this also an illusion?"
Yuzao smiled and said, "No. I just happened to pass by and saw you lying on the side of the road."
Liar, how can there be such a coincidence!
"Obviously I sang to summon you!"
Yuzao tilted her head: "Song?"
Pretend, you just pretend.
He wanted to stand up, because if he looked up at Tamamo like this, a certain part would steal the spotlight, and it would remind Kazuma of a scene he had often dreamed about recently.
But after trying hard with the horse, I realized that my legs and feet were a little unstable.
Subconsciously, he wanted to grab the nearby bump as a point of application.
Fortunately, Yuzao moved quickly, grabbing his arms with both hands and holding him up.
Otherwise, He Ma will become a traitor who attacks in public.
"This angle of view is more normal." Kazuma looked down at Yuzao and said, "So what's going on?"
"It's Shenyin." Yuzao responded.
You just said it was a hallucination!
As if sensing Kazuma’s internal complaints, Yuzao continued: “In fact, most of the ghosts are hallucinations or lies. Some people bet on horses and spent the wages they just paid, and when they go back, they will lie and claim that they have been thieves. If you go to fool around with Xiaosan and don't come home for a few days, you will lie and claim that you have been hidden by the gods.
"Although the truth of most of these incidents was quickly found out after reporting to the police, the lies they told were still spread.
"Because most people prefer mysterious events such as the disappearance of the gods, and are more willing to spread related rumors."
Hema looked at Yuzao, speechless: "As expected of you. If I fail the Metropolitan Police Department in the future, I will write a light novel. The title is "The big monster who lives in my house aspires to become a scientist and explain everything with science."
"Such a long novel title will be rejected by the publishing house." Yuzao laughed.
Oh, by the way, the concept of light novels has not been hyped yet, and "Hearing the Sound of the Waves", which many people regard as the origin of light novels, has not even been created.
Therefore, the titles of novels in this era still emphasize simplification, and they cherish words like gold.
"So what's going on? Be serious." Counting the time in the dream, this is the third time He Ma has asked this question.
This time Yuzao didn't interrupt again: "Tunnels and everything are high-incidence areas for ghosts and supernatural events.
"Especially those tunnels that were forced to be built regardless of actual needs, because the traffic flow is very small and the maintenance is neglected, so they will have a great atmosphere and are very popular among ghost lovers.
"I have bought so many ghost magazines, and almost every few issues have a special topic where reporters visit such-and-such tunnels.
"When I read supernatural magazines, I always sigh that the government has wasted tax dollars on these useless projects."
Kazuma nodded: "I felt the same way when I read the Hokkaido development plan. Are so many expressways built to give bears a walk?"
"Regarding this, in fact, the highway in Hokkaido also has the intention of making it easier for the armored divisions stationed in Hokkaido to counterattack the Soviet landing forces."
"Then I guess the final purpose of these roads is to facilitate the advance of the Soviet armored group into the hinterland of Hokkaido. Wait a minute, we are talking about the hidden spirit. What is the matter with the Soviet Union! Talk about hidden spirit, Komla!"
The last Kangmla who sighed was "comrade" in English, and he imitated the Soviet accent with Ma.
Tamamo was amused and laughed happily.
After laughing, she continued: "Generally speaking, the less populated the place, the lower the power of science, so those remote tunnels, abandoned schools and hospitals, there may really be gaps leading to Chang'an."
He Ma: "The ones I just saw are called Chang An, I know, I know, this is an illusion, you don't need to emphasize it any more."
Looking at Yuzao's expression, Hema felt that she was going to emphasize it, so he hurriedly stopped her.
"The old undersea tunnel in the Kanmon Strait has been built for so many years," Yuzao continued, "it's not uncommon for it to become the entrance of Changan after the traffic volume decreases at night. After all, there is that guy in the Kanmon Strait..."
He Ma: "Who? Is it a guy who looks like a terracotta figure?"
"Pottery figurines?" Yuzao tilted his head again, "What kind of pottery figurines are they?"
After thinking about it with the horse, he said the most obvious external feature he could capture: "It's a terracotta figurine whose eyes are like two horizontal walnuts."
Tamamo frowned suddenly: "Pottery figurines from the Jomon period?"
Well, it seems that everyone was impressed by the eyes after seeing the terracotta figurines.
Yuzao showed a thoughtful expression, so he kept quiet with the horse and did not disturb her, waiting for her to come to a conclusion.
Finally, she said, "I really haven't heard that that guy has a hobby of collecting pottery figurines. But because the pottery figurines look like horror movies, they will be used in many horror works.
"Osamu Tezuka's three-eyed Tongli also appeared, after all, he is very unique and easy to impress.
"Where did you see that terracotta figurine?"
He Ma: "The truck of Fufu Science and Technology seems to be a modern imitation. Every pottery figurine is almost the same. It is obviously cast from the same set of molds. Things that were handmade by ancient people would not be like this."
"Then these stains on your body... did you jump out of the car while driving?" Yuzao asked again.
"Yes, I rolled on the ground a few times to cushion myself."
"Then you saw the terracotta figurines?"
"Yes, I saw that terracotta figurine..." Hema roughly pointed to the place on the sidewalk where he saw the terracotta figurine, "It stood there, there was no car on the road next to it, and the traffic lights at the intersection were flashing red. It's clearly not reality."
Yuzao nodded: "What else?"
"There's also singing, it's the nursery rhyme "Bird in a Cage"."
Tamamo was stunned: "It was quite scary to hear someone sing "The Bird in the Cage" under such circumstances. Many Japanese nursery rhymes are very scary."
"Yeah, the melody can be used as background music in horror games by changing the melody."
"But she can sing "Bird in a Cage", that means that guy didn't run away. She likes that nursery rhyme very much, just like I like "Travel Song" very much." As he spoke, Yuzao suddenly raised one hand and pointed at someone Say hello, "Yo, long time no see."
Kazuma was stunned for a moment, then turned his head to follow Yuzao's gaze.
He saw a guy in a striking red kimono standing beside the tunnel entrance in the distance. Even with his "Eagle Eyes", he couldn't see the guy's face clearly, as if only his face was shrouded in a mist.
However, the sound still entered Hema's ear, and it was unknown whether it was because Hema's hearing was superb, or if the other party used magical powers such as sound transmission.
"Before Yuzao, I don't have any humiliating girls for you to eat."
Both the horse and the horse were shocked, did you say this as soon as you came up? He glanced at Yuzao beside him, and found that Yuzao was smiling, as if what the other party was talking about was just an ordinary housework.
The voice continued to float: "Didn't she tell you? Yuzaoqian is a vicious big monster. Whether it's a human or a monster, she doesn't hesitate to eat it."
Yuzao said: "Hema, I have never eaten a human."
At this time, He Ma suddenly had a crosstalk actor's nature, and replied: "Who said that, didn't you eat me up?"
"But I didn't stew you."
"Then I thank you."
At this time, the voice of "that guy" came again: "Is this your lover this time?"
"No, I have never fallen in love with a human before, and I have never had sex with a human. But this time, I am in love."
"No wonder, you have become weaker."
"Each each other."
Speaking of this, Yuzao handed the parasol in his hand to Kazuma: "But if we want to fight you now, the consumption of demon power is too serious, and the replenishment of demon power is too slow in modern times. Therefore, if you want to attack, you can only rely on my Darling to remove you."
Kazuma holds the parasol and poses it like a wooden knife.
Suddenly, Kazuma discovered that there was a mystery in the handle of the parasol. He grabbed the middle of the umbrella rib, pulled the umbrella head off with force, and pulled out the Western rapier hidden in the umbrella rib.
Whoa, cool.
Yuzao whispered: "The guitar sword of He Qingliu is the product of a craftsman."
He nodded with the horse. To be honest, with a knife in his hand, he is worthy of any monster.
There was a "hehehe" laugh: "Tamazao, you are still the same as before. If this is the case, let the human beings solve the problems. Anyway, it won't be long before, you should look up what's up. Coming to the door."
He Ma sneered: "You still want to use tricks? I already know that you are going to make trouble at the Thousand Lantern Festival."
"That's not what I want to do, it's an experiment that humans want to 'artificially induce kitsch with a preset situation'. I don't even know what kitch is. There will be a later date, before Yuzao."
After the voice fell, Kazuma saw the thing moving backwards towards the tunnel.
No, it looks more like floating.
Kazuma asked Tamamo in a low voice: "What kind of monster is she? Can I find it in Shigeru Mizuki's illustrated monster collection?"
"I should be able to find it. But I don't know if his main body is Umibozu or some other sea monster. I haven't been directly hostile to her, and I haven't seen the main body."
"So when you monsters fight, you always show your original shape and bite each other?"
"That's right, it's very bloody. That's why many female monsters are pacifists, because everyone wants to look beautiful, and they don't want to show their original shape."
Hema: "I think your prototype is also very beautiful, the furry feeling is great."
Yuzao smiled and said nothing.
He Ma: "So the welfare technology is not only eating nightmares, but also teaming up with other monsters."
"It doesn't have to be a joint venture. It may just be that the transport vehicle is going through the subsea tunnel, and then she discovered the smell of perfume I left on you, and came out."
I still smell like perfume
He Ma lowered his head and sniffed suspiciously.
"You don't think that you only have the fragrance of white plums on your body?" Yuzao asked with a smile.
Hema suddenly remembered that Yuzao had given him a gift made of wheat ears before, and he had been wearing it all the time, which probably smelled like that.
It turned out to be the case.
Yuzao asked again: "What's the deal with the combination of nightmare-eating tapir and welfare technology?"
"I heard the news that Fufu Technology has newly established a fourth development department related to dreams. Don't you think it's a coincidence?"
"Indeed." Yuzao raised her eyebrows suddenly, "Well, Kazuma, I have a very important question to ask you. Where did Mikako go?"
Kazuma didn't realize it all at once: "Mikako... damn it, I forgot."
He grabbed Yuzao's hand and glanced at her watch: "Fuck, it's been so long since my appointment with her. Did I pass out on the side of the road for three hours? Let's go quickly, Where are you somersaulting cloud?"
Yuzao burst out laughing, and at the same time raised her hand and snapped her fingers.
An unpretentious car drove over and stopped on the side of the road.
"Somersault cloud is coming." She said, "Please."