He Ma went out to see, good guy, an old lady in a black kimono, pulled a child in black, and sat down at the door of his house.
He Ma looked at the scene, one head and two big.
If the opposite side pulls dozens of strong boys to seek revenge and say "I want you to be buried with my old man", it will be too late for He Ma to be happy-provided that there are no inappropriate guys with a level of 40 or above among the strong boys.
Even if there are a lot of people coming from the other party, Hema can use the terrain and props at home to deal with it.
Anyway, there are always more solutions than problems.
It's good now, they dragged the little grandson to sit in front of your house, just crying, and the horse's force is completely useless.
The old lady saw that He Ma had come out, but instead of speaking, she just cried, and Jean He Ma didn't even have a chance to refute.
For a while, he and the horse had nothing to do, and could only look at each other with that black-clothed kid.
The kid looked dazed, completely unaware of what was going on, and judging from his behavior of glancing at the stalled competition in the horse yard from time to time, he really wanted to escape from grandma's clutches as soon as possible and go to yard to play.
While He Ma was observing the other party's group, photographers surrounded him and took pictures of He Ma with the expression of catching a big fish.
Some reporters probably couldn't wait for the old lady to speak, and directly yelled at Kazuma: "Kiryu-san, how do you evaluate your apprentice mad at Professor Qian Jiang to death?"
He Ma Xin thought, reporter, you did a good job. I was worried that I had no reason to speak. If I really want to let the old lady cry and keep silent, I can only go up to comfort her first, that would be too passive.
He Ma pressed down his gratitude to the reporter, and looked at the reporter seriously: "You are spreading rumors. Professor Qian Jiang is old and in poor health. This is a regrettable coincidence. My apprentice is just a normal academic disagreement. "
After hearing Hema's words, the old lady couldn't just cry anymore. She stood up, took the child with one hand, and pointed at Hema with the other: "You are talking nonsense! That woman, she knew that my wife had a heart problem, so she deliberately angered him Yes! You are trying to piss him off!"
"Calm down," He Ma put on a sad expression, "It doesn't do us any good to make Professor Qian Jiang mad at us, we have no motive for doing so. This is just a regrettable accident."
"You have a motive! Because my old man said, don't graduate that woman! So you have to piss him off!"
Kazuma: "Calm down, I believe that with Professor Chie's character, if it turns out that my apprentice Mikako Fujii is right in his judgment on the international situation, Professor Chie will happily take back his words and apologize to my apprentice of."
This is a lie, just because of Ma's understanding of Qianjiang's old stuff, he won't apologize, and he will stick around until the end, tripping up Mikako everywhere.
However, the Mrs. Qianjiang in front of her is absolutely impossible to admit that her wife is a narrow-minded person who must take revenge.
It is estimated that the old lady herself knows the character of her old man. After being attacked by He Ma with such a rainbow fart, she stuttered: "You..."
He Ma saw that this trick was effective, and hurriedly continued: "I know that there have been various rumors about Professor Qian Jiang's personal virtues."
This is a warm-up for the big bomb of Fang Chun in the weekly magazine.
"However, I don't believe those rumors at all! Because a professor who is full of peaches and plums, even if he has some academic flaws, may make misjudgments in international affairs, his character is absolutely unquestionable." He Ma said, Get that called a high-sounding.
At this moment, He Ma keenly noticed that among the group of people who came with the old lady, someone smiled.
The man was also dressed in a black suit with white flowers for the funeral. His age looked to be in his late thirties and his late forties. The lines of his face were very clear, highlighting his ability.
The overall impression of this person is that of a successful young bureaucrat.
Kazuma noticed his watch—it was a silver watch, but it didn't look cheap either.
It seems that there is no gold watch group in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs system, but there is a silver watch group.
Why does this guy laugh when I praise the professor's character
But Hema can be sure that this guy doesn't think that Professor Qianjiang is a good character.
He Ma watched this guy carefully, and at the same time continued to boast: "When Professor Qian Jiang vomited blood, I was also there. I think the professor just couldn't accept that his prediction was refuted by a young student, or a young lady. Yes, when he calms down and thinks quietly, he will find that he has met a rare genius in the field of international relations.
"He will be as excited as Bole finally discovered the Maxima, at least I believed so at the time. So he vomited blood and died. The most regrettable and heartbreaking thing is us, because if the professor is still alive, he will definitely have a crush on Ms. Fujii Mikako in the diplomatic circle. Promotion provides a strong boost.
"This support is very important, because everyone knows that there are no female diplomats in Japan, and the diplomatic world is completely dominated by men. Even if a girl has great talent in international relations, she will still struggle in the diplomatic world.
"Mrs. Qian Jiang, please believe me, if I can exchange my life for Professor Qian Jiang's life, I will do so without hesitation! I am deeply saddened by his death!"
The performance with Ma almost failed at the end - he almost laughed out loud, but fortunately he held himself back temporarily.
He also squeezed out tears. In terms of acting skills and horses, he is much better than Mikako.
Mrs. Qian Jiang stared at Kazuma, her eyes were about to burst into flames.
It seems that this old lady is also very aware of what kind of pee her old man is.
She could spend her whole life with that old man, so she probably wasn't a good bird.
But the talk with Ma, all kinds of rainbow farts, praised Professor Qian Jiang highly, and the old lady wanted to refute her rainbow farts with Ma and her old man first.
As a result, the old lady was speechless for a long time and could only point at the horse with trembling fingers.
The child who was led by her was unhappy: "Grandma, you hurt me!"
The old lady lowered her head and glared at the child, who cried out in fright.
It's okay for the child to cry, and after crying, he still shouted: "I want grandpa~"
It is estimated that grandpa usually loves him, but now he subconsciously yelled like that.
The old lady found a treasure, and said loudly to Hema: "Did you hear that? Look at this child! Doesn't your conscience hurt! I know you studied law, and you are a future lawyer. I can't say it." You, but you are a lawyer, you can't violate your conscience!"
Well, this is completely illogical. But this kind of guy who clearly wants to mess around, can't expect them to be logical.
The old lady pulled the child up, and knelt down in front of He Ma with a plop: "You should do some personnel work, the future Dongda lawyer!"
He Ma is not too polite, his plan is very simple, he kneels directly to the old lady, and then said: "I told you, I am the one who wants Professor Qian Jiang to live the most now! If I die, I can be resurrected Professor, then kill me! Kill me!"
Isn't it just cheating, who is afraid of whom.
If you really do something, I will defend myself. Anyway, there are so many cameras around, and the evidence is solid. There is no need to hire the exclusive lawyer of Nanjo's family to end it. Ordinary lawyers can handle it.
If it doesn't work, there is another lore with the horse, that is, go directly to the ground, and come at me if you want to kill or cut!
If you really do something, I will defend myself. If you don't believe that I can't kill you, you old woman, if you don't do it, I will rely on it.
This response, in theory, is similar to opening invincible, the side effect is that it will leave a dark history that cannot be looked back, and it will definitely be ridiculed by girls in the future.
Just when Ma Heng and Ma Heng were determined to play tricks, Mikako rushed out.
She slid a shovel from the entrance, and when she stopped in front of Mrs. Qian Jiang, she happened to be in a standard kneeling posture.
This is the legendary "sliding kneeling".
But Mikako's crying scene is not good, I'm afraid she will suffer when she comes out at this time—
Kazuma looked up worriedly, only to see Mikako's eyes filled with tears.
This is at least half a bottle of sodium hyaluronate!
Looking at Mikako's grinning expression, it should be caused by the sodium hyaluronate in the eyes-everyone who has dripped it knows that it feels like spraying balm into the eyes, which is cool and spicy.
"Sorry, I was wrong!" Mikako said.
He and Ma Xin thought that this was going to happen, and at the same time, the old lady Qian Jiang smiled—
But at the next moment, Mikako said: "My mistake is that I shouldn't be admitted to the English Department of Chi University!"
The old lady Qianjiang felt that the situation was not right, and a half-formed smile froze on her face.
"My mistake was that I shouldn't have studied international relations! Professor Qian Jiang was right. Girls just need to think about marrying in that way, and that's fine. Why are you studying such nonsense!"
It was hard for Kazuma to hold back her laughter. Mikako would say this at this time, definitely because she really feels that it is troublesome for her to do so many things now, and she might as well just focus on getting married from the beginning.
Mikako continued: "What Princess Sissi, what is there to admire!"
Well, here, Mikako used the words that she and Ma asked her to memorize before and after the interview.
But the mention of Princess Sissi here is really a bit out of order, and the reporters all showed puzzled expressions.
While Kazuma was thinking about how to interrupt to explain, Mikako said loudly: "There is also Thatcher in the UK, she is also at fault! She is a woman, she doesn't look like a woman, she launched an attack in a daze, and made Professor Qian Jiang throw her away. Face! She should be damned too! Just as damned as me!"
At this time, the reporters all showed expressions of seeing Jesus coming.
He Ma couldn't hold back any longer, he wanted to go home now and laughed loudly.
As expected of Mikako, there is no logic and no method. Thinking of where is where, a random hammer is surprisingly effective.
Mikako grabbed Mrs. Qianjiang's hand: "Mrs. Qianjiang, mistress! Let's go to the British embassy to protest! Protest that Mrs. Thatcher did not act according to Professor Qianjiang's prediction! It was Thatcher who killed Professor Qianjiang! She didn't say 'Her Majesty has demanded that the Royal Navy do its job', the professor is still talking on TV!"
Kazuma had a hunch that Mikako's words would be on the front page tomorrow.
No, instead of tomorrow, she will be on the front page of today's evening paper!
The old lady Qian Jiang broke her guard: "You are crazy! What is the matter with the British Prime Minister!"
The old lady wanted to shake off Mikako's hand, but Mikako's hand strength was cultivated by climbing trees. She weighed a lot, but she could climb the eaves of the house with one hand and swing up.
Mikako's iron claws are not something an old lady can easily break free from.
Mrs. Chie shook her, but she didn't shake it off, causing Mikako to grab her arm with both hands instead.
"If Thatcher hadn't launched the attack, no, if Thatcher hadn't been a woman, maybe Professor Qianjiang would have correctly judged that Britain would attack!" Mikako continued, "It's all because Thatcher is a woman. , that made the professor mad! It's all her fault!"
He Ma Xin thought that when you first slid and knelt, you still said it was all your fault, does this change the truth
But Mikako has always been outrageous.
While crying, she continued to make a generous statement: "Professor Qianjiang has always looked down on women. He even said in front of countless people that I look like a prostitute because of my body. So it must be because Thatcher is a woman. It has affected the judgment of the professor. Although the professor also made a misjudgment when Nixon visited China in 1971, he is a leading figure in the field of international relations after all!
"It's all the fault of Thatcher being a woman! If she were a man, Mr. Thatcher, there would be no problem. Professor Qian Jiang would give me high marks when he read my summer paper, and there would be no subsequent series thing!"
"Enough!" Mrs. Qianjiang yelled angrily, interrupting Mikako, "You bunch of wolves! Just wait!"
He Ma: "You can sue us."
"Damn! Did I know that the entire legal profession, half of the world belongs to your East University!"
"The other half belong to Meiji. If they don't deal with us, they should be happy to take over." He Ma reminded him kindly.
The old woman roared: "No need! There are so many reporters watching here, so let everyone judge and judge! Today's matter will be published in the national newspapers, and tomorrow the whole country will know about you couple!"
After finishing speaking, the old woman glared at Mikako who was tearful: "You weasel, you still want to enter the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and become the Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs? Dreaming!"
After saying that, the old woman spit at Mikako.
Mikako lifted the old woman's skirt to block the phlegm.
"You!" The old woman was about to get angry, and raised her hand to hit Mikako, but in the end she gave up, worrying about the reporters around who had already entered a state of wolf and tiger, snatched the skirt back, dragged the child and left.
Half of the reporters followed up and took pictures around the old woman, while the other half surrounded Kazuma.
"Excuse me, what does it mean to blame Thatcher?" a reporter asked loudly.
Mikako replied without thinking: "Professor Qianjiang said in class that Thatcher is a woman and has no courage to launch an attack."
"Really, did Professor Qianjiang really say that?"
"Did he look down on Mrs Thatcher?"
"You just said that Professor Qianjiang would not have misjudged Thatcher if he was a man. Does that mean that Professor Qianjiang thinks that male rulers will attack?"
Kazuma grabbed Mikako, who wanted to continue answering reporters' questions, and forced her back into the room.
This can't let her big mouth play freely, maybe she will make some troubles.
While stuffing Mikako into the room, Kazuma said to the reporters: "My apprentice is crying so sadly, she is already very tired, please let her go to rest!"
After shutting Mikako in, He Ma just breathed a sigh of relief, and the reporters began to besiege him again.
"Did you teach Ms. Fujii's speech just now?"
"No!" Kazuma denied, "My apprentice Mikako is a genius who can be admitted to the English Department of Sophia University, and she was a special student in sports before entering the third year of high school. She has such a result after only one year of hard work. She's so smart that she doesn't need someone else's point of view to feed her."
Talk to Ma, and the reporter will brush up his notes below.
He Ma suddenly felt a little guilty, what if everyone really took Mikako that day
But he thought about it again, didn't Mr. Satan have a good time in Dragon Ball? Yamcha and Kobayashi, whose combat power is much higher than that of Mr. Satan, all hiccupped, but Mr. Satan survived all the way to Dragon Ball GT and was still alive and kicking.
So Mikako is like this, maybe it’s pretty good.
However, in Dragon Ball, Mr. Satan is the strongest on earth on the bright side, and is admired by thousands of people. When you use vitality to bomb Buu, without Mr. Satan, you may not be able to collect vitality that can blow every cell of the skinny puppet. Woolen cloth.
Could Mikako also become the most influential person in Kiryu's gang... How could it be possible, no matter how you think about it, the future national singer Qingliu has more potential.
After this incident, no matter how lucky Mikako is, she will be a civil servant of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
While thinking about it with the horse, he made peace with the reporters.
He found that his skill with Si Ni had improved a lot compared to that in the spring, and when he took the first-class civil service examination and was admitted to the Metropolitan Police Department, they might not let him and Ma go to the Criminal Department, but to the Publicity Department. .
After spending half an hour with the horse, the reporters were finally sent away.
He went back to the house and saw Mikako sitting in the dojo and weeping.
He Ma was shocked: "What's wrong with you?"
Mikako turned her head and looked at Kazuma with tears in her eyes: "I drip too much sodium hyaluronate, I can't stop my tears..."
He Ma: "How much did you drop! It's been half an hour!"
"Yeah, I cried for half an hour. I asked Yuzao, and she only said that I should pay attention to replenishing water."
As she said that, Mikako picked up the cup, gulped down the water, and shed tears while drinking.
He Ma Fu'e: "I'm actually worried about you, and I'm thinking too much."
"I'm so happy that you're worried about me, but can you find a way to stop my tears first?"
"There is no way, drink more hot water." Hema waved.
"Hema, so heartless!"
**
This afternoon, Takashi Hanafang called: "Hema, I have good news for you. Our editor-in-chief felt that what happened this morning would dilute our exclusive power, so he ran to the printing factory and lost his temper." Well, the new issue will be loaded this afternoon, and it will probably be put on newsstands together with tomorrow's morning paper.
"The ones that are close to the distribution network may be put up this afternoon, are you happy?"
He Ma: "Oh. So now, what's the situation in the press in general?"
Takashi Hanabou said with a smile: "It's overwhelming. Many reporters even called the British embassy in Japan to ask how they commented.
"If I were you, I would pick up the pen now, write an open letter to Mrs Thatcher in Fujii's tone, and then send it to the Asahi Shimbun."
And Ma Le: "In terms of loss, it's still your loss."
"That's right. I'm a professional at embarrassing people. Anyway, I'm just a paparazzi, and the heat is just right to pat my ass and leave, regardless of the flood behind me."
"You, sooner or later you will suffer retribution." He Ma said.
"Anyway, it's not today, nor tomorrow. Today is just an appetizer. Look, the public opinion bomb I brewed is coming."
He Ma laughed and said, "I know, I still owe Ruomiya-san a Pulitzer Prize."
And a golden rain.
Hanaba Takashi laughed out loud.