I Teach Kendo in Tokyo

Chapter 481: A masterpiece by Hanaba Takashi and Wakamiya Daisuke

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That night, Ah Mao, who came back from work, brought back today's evening paper.

He Ma Na came over and immediately turned to the international version. As a result, the headline of the international version was Israel's air strikes on the Bekaa Valley...

This matter is also a major event, because it created a precedent for the modern air force to attack preset anti-aircraft missile positions.

Before the air strikes on the Bekaa Valley, the general international opinion was that air defense missiles had an advantage over air force fighters, so the army squads had to be used to destroy the air defense missile positions first.

In the Middle East war before, Israel's armored forces tore apart the Egyptian defense line and broke it into pieces, cleared the Egyptians' SAM air defense missile positions, and the air defense missiles were almost beaten up before the air force dispatched for close support.

As for the air battle in the Bekaa Valley, the Israeli Air Force, with the support of electronic warfare fighters, used low-altitude surprise visits and anti-radiation missiles to clear all air defense missile positions, changing the international popular opinion.

Although the air strike in the Bekaa Valley is also a major event, Kazuma doesn’t care about it now. He turned to the second page of the international version, and the news on it was that the Iran-Iraq war was intensifying…

"What the hell, is it in the domestic version?" Hema muttered.

Amao couldn't help but interjected: "Master, if you are looking for something about Senior Sister Fujii, just read the first page."

He Ma paused for a while, and then turned to the first page of a thick stack of newspapers - he was restricted by his fixed thinking before, and went straight to the international edition.

On the first page of the newspaper, there was a big line: "Mrs. Thatcher murdered the Japanese professor?!"

He Ma almost didn't laugh out loud, the reporter really is the person who knows how to catch the eye most in the world.

Normal people will definitely take a look when they see this title.

Is this still a human being

Kazuma quickly took a look, only to find that under the very impactful title, Mikako was quoted, "If Mrs. Thatcher hadn't acted according to Professor Qianjiang's prediction, Professor Qianjiang would still be talking on TV now".

Not only quoted, but also blackened and bolded.

The newspaper included a full-page photo for this headline and this quote. On it, Mikako was facing the camera with pear blossoms and rain, while Mrs. Qianjiang gave the camera a back view, and Mikako was holding her hand and crying.

He Ma hurriedly searched for the text of the report, and when he saw a line in the corner that said "Go to the second edition", he immediately flipped to the second edition.

The second edition came up with an editor's note, the style of which looked familiar: Margaret Thatcher's decision to use force against Argentina actually caused Professor Qian Jiang, a leading figure in international relations in China, to vomit blood and die? What is going on here? Please read the exclusive report of our reporter below!

He Ma An resisted the desire to complain about this style of writing, and continued to read the following, and then found that the writing below was fairly fair, very realistic, and basically explained the ins and outs of what happened in front of He Ma's house this morning.

It’s just a matter of clarifying what happened in the morning, and basically didn’t dig into the story behind it. After all, what happened in the morning was published in the newspaper in the afternoon. Counting the time for typesetting and printing, I’m afraid it wasn’t the article written by the reporter directly at the printing factory. Printed directly after writing.

Just looking at this report, it is definitely not qualified to stay on the front page.

The main reason for putting this article on the front page is the title.

Mikako is also a beautiful girl. Compared with the daily newspaper published in the morning, the evening paper is more entertainment and lace.

The front pages of daily newspapers are either serious news photos or mugshots of politicians.

This is not the case for evening papers. The front page is often a photo of celebrities. Now, putting a beautiful girl with pear blossoms and rain on the front page will definitely be of great benefit to sales.

I checked with Ma and found that apart from this front-page headline, there were no other articles about this matter in the newspaper.

The main reason is that the publication was too urgent, and the editorial department probably didn’t have time to collect the manuscript, so I threw an article up to attract attention first—in the words of the Internet age, it’s called getting the traffic right first.

Kazuma put down the newspaper and asked Amao, "Is there anything else that mentioned Mikako?"

Amao looked puzzled: "You ask me? Master, you can read it yourself. The big picture on the front page of every newspaper is Senior Sister Fujii."

Kazuma quickly lowered his head and flipped through other newspapers, and sure enough, the front page was full of Mikako's crying face.

The matching titles are more sensational than the last, including "Mrs. Tender grass, the scene where the widow came to punch the mistress.

He Ma specifically extracted this newspaper with a misleading title, only to find that it was a weekly newspaper aimed at women, and it was estimated that the main target group was housewives.

Mikako's report is next to the plot commentary of the noon soap opera.

The plots of Japanese noon dramas are very explicit, with all kinds of derailments, love triangles and four corners, the original partner tearing up the mistress, and the mistress bringing the child to force the palace, everything is available.

Mainly in Japan, housewives do not go to work, but do housework at home every day. During the day, she is very bored at home after her husband goes to work and her children go to school, so she will watch such exciting things to relieve boredom.

Hema dropped this weekly newspaper and looked through the other newspapers, only to find that they were basically the same as the first one, with a sensational headline and a photo of a beautiful girl named Lihua in the rain to attract attention, without any in-depth content.

— Not enough, this wave alone is not enough.

It is estimated that the group of people who edited the daily newspaper this afternoon have read all the evening papers, and tomorrow's newspaper should have removed Mikako's front page.

It depends on whether Fang Chun's cannonball in the weekly magazine will go off tomorrow.

Suddenly, Hema thought of what Takashi Hanabou said, that tonight there should be a new issue of the weekly magazine Fangchun at the newsstands closer to the printing plant and distribution nodes.

So Amao, who lived with Mara and was about to start reviewing: "Wait a minute! Are you familiar with the distribution network of newspapers?"

Ah Mao patted his chest: "I am too familiar with it. I know the logistics lines of the entire Geshi newspapers and magazines."

"Quickly, get me a weekly Fang Chunlai, right now, right now!"

"Okay!" Amao turned and ran.

Chiyoko just came back from school - she's preparing for a winter convention or something, practicing late at school every day.

"Why are you going?" Chiyoko grabbed Ah Mao who was about to go out.

"I'll be back as soon as I go, soon." Amo said and took Chiyoko's hand off his sleeve.

"Then remember to buy some scallions. I forgot to buy them on the way back. I don't have any scallions. Brother Fried Fish will read it again later!"

As a Cantonese, He Ma must put green onions in the grilled fish, which is not customary in Japan.

Amao responded, opened the door and went out.

With his superb hearing, Kazuma could hear the sound of the bicycle rattling away sharply.

"It's time to buy a new bicycle for Amao." He muttered.

Chiyoko heard it, and immediately said: "His car is just a little loud, but there is no problem with its performance. It is very expensive to replace a bicycle, and public transportation is so convenient now..."

Kazuma looked at Chiyoko and asked, "Aren't you afraid that he might get into an accident while riding a broken bike?"

"Amao said that if the car is safe from accidents, the most important thing is that the brakes are good, so he changed the brakes alone, and it's okay." Chiyoko waved her hand, looking very proud.

Hema curled his lips, since Chiyoko said so, then trust Ah Mao's maintenance of the car.

At this time, Chiyoko put the things she just bought along the way on the stove, put on an apron, and started to wash the vegetables.

He Ma looked at his younger sister's dress in sailor suit and apron, and wondered for a moment whether he was being cheap to Mao.

The combination of the youthful sailor skirt and the apron preferred by the family is wonderful, wonderful.

While busy in front of the stove, Chiyoko asked Kazuma, "Where's Tamamo?"

"The editor recommended by Sister Ganzhong seems to appreciate her book very much, and invited her to the editorial department to sign a contract today."

"Oh, we're going to call her Jinguji-sensei from now on?"

"Let's see if it sells well. If it doesn't sell well, only the editor needs to call her a teacher." He Ma joked.

"What about Honami?"

"She is going to study at a company affiliated with the Nanjo Foundation. After all, she is determined to inherit the foundation as a daughter, and there are many things to learn."

Chiyoko let out an "oh" and started cutting vegetables.

While cutting, she suddenly smiled: "It feels like I have returned to the time when there were only the two of us in this family more than a year ago. Obviously, less than two years have passed, but it feels like the sea has changed."

He Ma: "The wind, the flowers, the snow and the moon alternate in four seasons, this is life."

On the Japanese side, "Fenghuaxueyue" uses the original meaning when it was introduced to Japan, and expresses the emotion of the passage of time when things change.

After a pause with Ma, he continued: "Also, did you miss the guy who took a nap on the second floor?"

"Ah, Mikako is here."

"She is now one of the most famous beautiful girls in the country." Kazuma picked up the evening paper on the table and waved at Chiyoko.

Chiyoko put the cut vegetables aside, quickly started to kill the fish, and complained while killing: "Mikako will not debut from now on, right? In addition to Nichinan, is there another person who will follow the idol route in our dojo?"

"It's so miserable for Qingliu. She was originally the only idol in the dojo, but she was overtaken by Mikako."

As soon as he finished speaking, Kazuma heard Qingliu's voice coming in from the door on the other side of the dojo.

In the Tongsheng dojo, the door facing the courtyard is basically not locked, because no thief dares to come to this house.

The thieves who are active in this area, even if they have never heard of the name Gulong, know that the Tongsheng Dojo is the place where the Jinshan Pingtai Boss of the Jinshan Group hides.

Qingliu opened the door leading to the dojo from the corridor with a swipe, and jumped out: "I'm back! When is dinner? Tsk, why are there so many pictures of monkeys?"

Qingliu frowned and looked at the newspapers piled up on the table.

"Are you envious?" Hema joked, "Mikako slept upstairs, and she became a well-known beautiful girl as she fell asleep."

Just as Qingliu was about to respond, the entrance door opened, and Ah Mao ran back holding the weekly magazine Fang Chun high.

"Bought it back! The latest issue was delivered to the distribution point this afternoon!"

He Ma hurriedly took it over, and when he looked at the cover, there were two large characters: Shady!

And then the small print below: Xuebao professors completely stifle women's way to study! A genius girl is cornered!

Then there is another line of medium font size: academic sexism, shocking!

This is not over, there is another line below: Weekly Fang Chun exposes the academic witch hunt in the new era for you!

Have fun with the horse, what the hell is the witch hunt, you really have it, Takashi Hanabou.

The Witch Hunt also uses red text, and the entire cover is gray-white is probably to highlight the two characters "shady".

The main body of the picture on the cover is Mikako, and Kazuma can hardly recognize it as Mikako, because she looks so sad and in pain.

Looking at this Mikako, Kazuma wanted to write her a song "Washing Kelp" to show how much pain she has.

The cover not only has the main Mikako, but also put other things into it. At first glance, it looks like a scene of burning witches in the Middle Ages, but when you look closely, you find that Nima Sank* is burning black slaves.

But there is one thing to say, the visual impact of the three-k burning nigga is much stronger than that of burning the witch.

All of this has been sifted through a grey-white filter and turned grey-white.

With the shocking black and red text, the impact should not be too strong.

He Ma Guang was overjoyed when he saw the cover, and opened the magazine full of anticipation, but the pull page in the title page fell out.

This pull-out page is a large vertical picture of Mikako on the cover. Mikako is sitting slumped on the ground with a painful expression on her face, looking pitiful and desperate.

Qingliu commented: "Is this Mikako? Is this someone else?"

Chiyoko, who was cooking, also raised her head to look curiously, and teased, "Looks like Mikako who hasn't eaten for ten days?"

"Well, a little bit." Qingliu nodded, "Besides being hungry, I can't think of any possibility for Mikako to show such an expression."

He Ma: "I don't know how they managed to capture this scene, but the photographer must be awesome."

Amao: "This is also accompanied by words: where is the sky where women can fly freely?"

It was only then that Kazuma discovered that there was such a line of words next to Mikako's beautiful photo, which was quite well written, and the font was full of sadness.

Okay, Takashi Hanabha, this is too much.

He Mazheng wanted to say this, but found that the page was double-sided, and on the back was a picture of a petrel spreading its wings in the sky.

He Ma praised from the bottom of his heart: "Awesome."

Then the phone rang.

He Ma took Fang Chun, the weekly magazine, and went straight to the entrance, and it turned out to be Takashi the Hanfang over there.

"Have you seen the new issue?" asked over there proudly.

"I see, let my apprentice buy it and read it as soon as possible."

"How about it?"

"Amazing! But why is KKK Burning Brother used in the cover picture?"

"You stupid, did you have a camera in the witch-hunting era? It's all paintings! No matter how good our skills are, it is impossible to stitch paintings and photos together without any sense of disobedience. We are human beings, not gods!

"So we had to use the pictures of the United States at the end of the 19th century to deal with them. Anyway, many people can't tell the difference between witch hunters and slave hunters."

Hema couldn't help laughing, he really didn't expect to use the wrong picture because of this.

But it doesn't matter anymore, as long as the effect is good!

Hanafo Takashi said confidently on the phone: "Today's evening newspaper is preparing for a wave of preparations. Tomorrow we will be fully listed, and it will definitely detonate the public opinion circles like an atomic bomb.

"Tomorrow no one will care about the war between Britain and Argentina, all their attention will be on the injustice suffered by your apprentice Mikako!"