When Kazuma came out of the dressing room and waited behind the stage curtain, Rina Hinan had already said his opening remarks on the stage.
Probably just to introduce why the two sides fought.
When talking about monsters and combatants first, Jonny and the others made a few somersaults first, and then Nichinan led the children to call out the righteous Superman Seaman to punish rape and eradicate evil.
Waiting for the stage with the horse in the background, I feel weird inside.
It's trivial for others to be worth hundreds of millions after traveling for a year. It's not without poverty, such as Klein, but after traveling for a year, he is already going to hit Sequence 0. On the other hand, He Ma doesn't even have an exemption.
Alas, people are more popular than people.
In order not to live in a container, He Ma had to work hard to make money.
At this time, Rina Nichinan's voice came from outside the stage: "Next, let's call for the righteous hero Seaman!"
The children yelled along with her.
There are quite a lot of children who listen to the voice.
Hema strode onto the stage and glanced at the auditorium, only to see the director of pig stocks standing at the back of the auditorium, with his hands crossed in front of his chest, looking at Hema with the eyes of a pig waiting to be slaughtered in the market.
—What's the matter, this is to see if the salary I paid is worth the price
He Ma didn't want to find a reason for pig stock to deduct money, so he immediately decided to give him a powerful performance.
So he lunged forward, jumped up, and performed an air split.
Where did the children below see this, and immediately cheered.
It's a pity that the stage is a bit small, and He Ma had already reached the other side of the stage when he landed at the end of the air splits, and He Ma had to turn around and come back to continue the action.
As soon as he turned around, he saw the combatant who advised him to do a backflip, so he remembered the backflip, stopped immediately, and followed the backflip.
He flipped off the stage directly.
The children shouted loudly again.
As soon as he landed on the ground, he thought to himself: It's broken, and the money will be deducted now.
That's not okay, no one wants to deduct my salary, no one wants to!
The stage of the shopping mall is about half a person high. Wearing a heavy leather case to go up, normal people must be like the old father who crossed the railway to buy oranges in Zhu Ziqing's "Back View".
He jumped up with a whoosh, grabbed the iron bracket on the edge of the stage with his hand and pulled, and he went up.
He not only went up, but also flew higher than the stage.
Then he thought, I'm already like this, so I just don't do anything, and the stage effect is full.
So he took full advantage of the power of Jack Chen's series of entries, climbed up to the steel frame where the lights were hung on the top of the stage, and stood on it in a pose overlooking the enemy.
Because he was standing high, and the place itself was the roof of the shopping mall, the wind was very strong, so the red scarf on his horse leather jacket was blown up by the wind.
Standing on the steel frame with the horse, I wondered what the hell was going on just now. I made a mistake and fell off the stage and became like this. I must be sick. Did I get infected after staying with the inner monkey for a long time recently
But the children were so happy that they applauded desperately one by one.
Some of the parents also looked really happy—especially some of the male parents, who had "fuck I want to put on a holster and play like this" written on their faces.
Not only those who came to watch the performance, but also other people who were resting and eating normally on the rooftop, now their attention was focused on Hema.
Because the location of Hema Station is really high, you can see the red scarf floating from anywhere on the roof square.
Kazuma looked down at the weirdo played by Jonny on the stage, and the three combatants, wondering how this would end.
At this moment he heard Johnny mutter, "Why the hell?"
He Ma answered him in his heart: I don't know either, so I just followed the trend.
Sure enough, I've been with Mikako for a long time recently, and it's a bit funny.
Never mind, it's not a problem to stand around all the time, say the lines and then go down and fight-yes, the Kazuma character still has lines, but it's very old-fashioned superhero lines.
And there is no need to memorize it by rote, as long as you say the same lines when you are on stage.
After all, the main narrative of this kind of performance relies on narration—that is, Ninan Ricai.
He Ma: "Evil organization that does many evils, I will destroy you on behalf of the moon!"
After speaking, he jumped up and made a rolling action in the air like a Contra game character, and when he landed, he even posed in the pose that SNAKE appeared in "Metal Gear Solid 2".
This part-time job is more exciting than expected——Hema shouted happily in the child who would never grow up.
Combatant B screamed and rushed forward.
He Ma always felt that he wanted to be knocked down quickly and lie on the ground fishing.
So he casually punched Combatant C on the chest—of course not hard. With the muscles of He Ma, ordinary people can't bear to beat him hard.
Combatant C immediately let out a scream that he was coping with the errand, and was about to roll away.
He Ma didn't let him go, grabbed his waist directly, picked him up as a weapon and threw him at another combatant who rushed over.
—Want to earn wages while lying down? It's not that simple, let me make good use of your value!
Another combatant—because there is a letter B on his leather case, let’s call him Combatant B——Combat B was shocked. He has been acting in this stage play for so long, and he has never seen a human being used as a weapon wheel. The shocking process He was thrown to the ground by the wheel.
He Ma saw that Combatant B had fallen, and casually threw Combatant C beside him.
He has controlled the strength of these movements very well, it should be fine for the two of them wearing such thick leather covers.
The remaining combatant A saw that the horse turned to him, and then glanced at the two brothers lying side by side on the ground. He raised his hand and gave himself a slap—of course it wasn’t a real hit—and then fell to the ground with a groan. .
The children in the audience were all overjoyed and burst into laughter.
That leaves Jonny playing the weirdo.
I couldn't see Johnny's expression through the holster and the horse, but anyone could guess that he must be very embarrassed at this time.
According to the script, it was time for Johnny to beat up Hema and make Hema suffer.
But now that He Ma is acting so fiercely, Jonny, who plays the weirdo, is naturally under a lot of pressure.
He has to be more aggressive than the horse.
However, that is basically impossible, because Kazuma is the hero of Osaka, the animal trainer of Mikako Fujii, and Kalixi of Kagoshima...
In fact, Hema's idea is very simple. After Jonny started to attack, he resisted a few times symbolically, and when Jonny used a flying kick, he performed Neymar rolling on the ground.
Because he didn't want to suffer a flying kick in vain, he fell to the ground and started rolling when he was ready for the opponent to make a move.
This can also look like a weirdo with accurate feet.
Hema heard Johnny take a deep breath—this is indeed the ear of a wolf, and he can still hear the sound of breathing and heartbeat through such a thick leather case.
Then Jonny said loudly, "Damn Superman! How dare you hurt my combatants! I'll make you pay!"
Although the lines are terrible, it can be heard that Johnny's lines are good.
He rushed towards Kazuma with two pincer-like arms.
Kazuma originally wanted to fight back and forth with Johnny a few times, but only then did he realize that the leather-covered hands made it impossible for him to perform martial arts moves like those in Hong Kong Kung Fu movies.
As a weirdo, Johnny can only open and close his attacks.
This kind of attack and horse flashing should not be too simple.
He subconsciously dodged three times before realizing that he should be beaten here.
But as a martial artist, it is a shame to be hit by this kind of attack!
"Damn Superman!" Johnny yelled. "Sneaking around like a loach! It's so annoying, let you try this!"
As Jonny spoke, he made a POSE, and then the luminous parts on the leather case began to glow.
I have to say that the leather case of this broken program is really well done.
But the problem is that He Ma is a newcomer, he doesn't know the effect of Jonny's trick at all.
A child in the audience shouted: "It's the flamenco light!"
—What is the flamenco light!
Forget it, He Ma decided to show a very painful look to deal with it.
"Uh, ah!" Hema shouted.
Jonny: "Jie Jie Jie, my flamenco light has the power of a million horses!"
It seems that Johnny has also watched Hong Kong comics.
"Let me finish you with this last blow! Suffer, Seaman Superman!" Jonny put on a run-up posture.
He Ma didn't wait for his run-up, went directly to the ground, and then started Neymar to roll. Generally in the Kamen Rider series, it is the responsibility of the second rider to perform Neymar's roll, and the horse is clearly the main rider, and he still rolls up.
Johnny: "Why did you lie down before I kicked it?"
"Doesn't this show that your legs are good?" He Ma who was lying on the ground agreed.
The children burst into laughter.
Rina Hinami pushes the plot forward with narration: "Superman is at stake! He needs our strength! Let's call his name together! Come on, 1, 2!"
The children below shouted together: "Seaman!"
At this time, there was already a circle of people around the theater, and many adults who came to the rooftop to buy something to eat, drink and rest after shopping in the mall also gathered here.
This is all thanks to Kazuma's exaggerated performance.
Many of them also shouted with the mentality of booing.
The director of the pig stock probably never thought in his life that his small project could be so eye-catching, and he happily shouted along.
Lying on the ground with the horse, I was thinking about how to get up. Is it better to stand up with an unyielding will after being seriously injured, or to stand up like a carp
In the end, he chose the carp to stand upright, jumped up to the steel frame on the top of the stage several times, threw back the red scarf on the leather case, and looked down at Johnny Freak with his hands on his hips.
Jonny looked up at Kazuma, and muttered, "Damn you again?"
Put a pose on the steel frame with the horse: "Heroes of justice, as long as there is evil in the world, they will never fall! Die, Johnny!"
After talking, Hema realized that he had spoken the stage name of the "man in the middle" of the holster.
But forget it, never mind.
He jumped down from the steel frame, posing in the air as a knight kick—falling knight kick!
Johnny: "People will die!"
He yelled and threw himself to the side, dodging a kick that fell from the sky.
Landing on the ground with the horse, he raised his hands in a victory pose.
Nichinan Licai: "In this way, the peace of Tokyo has been protected. Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations!"
After she finished speaking, she also came to the stage and stood beside Kazuma while applauding.
The other actors in the leather suits also stood up at this time, stood in a row with Kazuma, and took the curtain call hand in hand.
Kazuma held Nichinan Rina's hand with her right hand. Her hand was small, smooth, and a little cold.
The children in the audience were very happy. This was probably the most exciting performance of a heroic stage play they had ever seen.
The big friends who watched were also very happy. After all, it is not often seen that actors in leather covers jump onto the steel frame.
The director of pig stock is very happy. If the theater's evaluation is high, his evaluation will naturally rise, and he may even get the opportunity to transfer back to the head office.
When you return to the head office, you will have the opportunity to use the method of working years to become a minister.
Because the audience was very enthusiastic, He Ma and others bowed twice before stepping down.
When we got to the backstage, we immediately took off our helmets with the horse.
The moment the helmet was taken off, a puff of white air came out from the neckline of the holster—in winter, hot and humid water vapor meets the cold air outside to form this stuff.
Then the cold air poured in from the neckline, making Kazuma a lot more comfortable.
Nichinan Licai came up and held Kazuma's hand: "It's great! You are indeed a master! Your performance is so wonderful!"
Jonny, who also just took off his helmet, asked suspiciously: "Master? Is this a popular PLAY among young people?"
"No, I'm learning kendo at Kiryu-senpai's dojo."
Combatant C teased with that yin and yang tone: "Hey, is it just learning kendo? I can't stop watching, but also learned a lot of physical hygiene knowledge?"
Rinan Rina frowned: "It's just kendo! Senior Kiryu is well-informed, and all the girls in the dojo are prettier than me."
Combatant B nodded: "It seems that there is such a thing. I remember that in the report of Fang Chun in the weekly magazine, it was said that the Kiryu Dojo is like the general's Ooku."
"What is Da'ao?" Combatant A asked suspiciously.
"Don't you even know Da Ao? Don't you watch Da He drama?" Combatant B asked in surprise.
Combatant A: "Don't watch it, do you have to watch it?"
"Of course, it's something that NHK filmed to strengthen our national character. Japanese people want to watch it. If you don't watch it, you're not Japanese."
He Ma raised his eyebrows, thinking that this rhetoric sounds familiar.
At this moment, the director of the pig stock came in a hurry, pushed away the Nichinan Ricai in front of Hema, and then held Hema's hand: "Great! You are the talent our mall needs! I have already talked to the personnel of the mall The department has said hello, you can join the job tomorrow, go to the security department, usually work in the security department, and come to perform in the afternoon!"
He Ma: "Thank you for your kindness, but please allow me to refuse."
The director of the pig stock looked shocked: "Why? If you do this job for a year, you have the hope of becoming a full-time member!"
In the cognition of the director of the pig stock, "becoming a member of the general society" is probably a magic word, as long as he says it, no one will kneel down and thank him.
So he looked at Kazuma with a "young man, what are you crazy about?" expression.
He Ma: "No reason, I still have to go to class..."
The director of the pig stock waved his hand and interrupted Kazuma: "What's the use of attending classes! Look at this man!"
He pointed at Johnny.
"This person has been taking training courses in the firm for several years, but he is still in the training state now. The firm even canceled his qualifications for free classes, and now he has to pay the firm to go to the firm to take classes.
"I don't have a job, so I can only act as a weirdo in a leather case. If he didn't beat pachinko so well and made a lot of money, he wouldn't even be able to afford the rent!
"It's hard to mix in the entertainment industry. The last class is much better than mixing in the entertainment industry. Look at those female stars, many of them end up marrying members of ordinary clubs!"
From Johnny's expression at this time, it can be seen that he is very uncomfortable. The words of the director of pig stocks are basically two stabs in his heart and sprinkling salt.
The pig stock supervisor didn't realize this at all, or realized it, but didn't care at all.
He Ma decided to express his anger for Johnny, so he said, "I don't want to be in the showbiz."
"Then what are you going to do?" The director of pig stocks glanced at Nichinan Licai, as if thinking of something, "By the way, Nichinan seems to be learning kendo in a dojo. Are you running a kendo dojo? What's the use of that, unless You can become a famous swordsman, the kind who can get the announcement of the TV program, otherwise your dojo will not make any money at all, okay?"
He Ma felt that he had also been stabbed in the heart.
Yes, dojos don't make money, no one knows that better than me.
In order not to be driven by my sister to live in a container, I have come out to do this kind of work.
Zhugu misunderstood He Ma's expression, he took a step forward, and his fat body was almost attached to Ma's body. Fortunately, there was a leather cover to prevent it from being too disgusting.
"Come work here, and you will become a regular member after one year, and you will never have to worry about being fired. The company will take care of the rest of your life. As long as you work hard, you will be able to continue to be promoted. When the time limit expires, I will be your supervisor. ! This is the broad road.”
Kazuma: "Sorry, I'm not interested in this path. I'm a student at the University of Tokyo."
The supervisor of the pig stock was stunned.
After graduating from the University of Tokyo, no matter what department they are in, whether their major is the right one or not, if they enter the company, they will be higher than him as a supervisor.
The graduates of Dongda University who have just entered the company and parachuted into this shopping mall will directly become his immediate boss.
More importantly, the students of Dongda University are different from the branch manager who can't be transferred back to the head office after all his efforts. It is impossible for the students of Dongda University to stay in a branch for a long time. They usually come out to accumulate experience. Recall the head office directly.
And for a supervisor like him, even if he can return to the head office, he will only be promoted to a minister in the end.
As long as the graduates of Dongda University are not too bad at being a human being, they will be at the professional level in a few years.
University students in Dongdong, described by the system of One Piece, are equivalent to Japan's Tianlongren reserve army.
Zhugu hurriedly let go of Hema's hand, stepped back two steps, and his attitude changed suddenly: "The proud son of Dongda University, what do you mean by coming to me to play a heroic show?"
He Ma Xin thought nonsense, I am short of money.
But before he could open his mouth, the director of pig stocks had already come to a conclusion on his own: "Oh, I know! This is that, that and that! Come from the crowd, go to the crowd! Dongda, I understand! "
On the contrary, He Ma looked at the director of the pig stock in surprise: What do you mean? Everyone knows that Dongda University is a den of the left wing
But in this day and age, this cognition is not wrong. Even if the entire Japanese society turns right later, many professors at Tokyo University still insist on the left-wing position.
The director of the pig stock said again: "It turns out that he is a student of Dongda University. No wonder he can perform the show so well. It's no wonder it's no wonder. I didn't say anything about today. I was kind. Don't worry about it. Then, I'll go first." .”
After speaking, Zhugu turned around and ran away.
Nichinan Rina smiled beside him and said: "Senior, your status as a student of the University of Tokyo is as useful as the badge of Mito Komon. I have never seen such a embarrassed pig stock manager. Senior, you did a good job! This guy , always look at me with lustful eyes."
He Ma: "When men see you, they will be obsessed with sex, right?"
As he spoke, he also glanced at Nichinan's chest muscles.
"Nonsense, senior, you didn't look at me like that." Rinan Licai complained.
He Ma was about to respond when he noticed that Johnny had a sullen face and his brows were tightly frowned.
Hema threw down Ninan Ricai, stepped forward and patted Jonny on the shoulder: "Don't pay attention to what that kind of person says."
"No, he's right." Johnny looked at Kazuma, "If I hadn't mastered the weakness of several pachinko machines in the game arcade, I'd be living on the street by now. Maybe it's time to give up Unrealistic fantasies, admitting that I am an ordinary person."
Jonny looked at Kazuma and showed a slightly tired smile: "I'm 28 years old. If I don't wake up, I won't even have the opportunity to do physical work in the factory. Taking advantage of the current economic boom, I will honestly work in Tokyo. Work in the factory for a few years to save some money, return to my hometown to build a similar house, and marry a similar wife... "
He Ma thought that he would also like to rap for a while, but Jonny glanced at Ri Nanli Cai and said with a smile: "I was thinking that I would definitely marry a wife as energetic as Ni Nan Jiang in the future."
Kazuma glanced at Nichinan and admitted that she was indeed very energetic.
Johnny shook his head, tucked Boogie's helmet under his arm, and headed for the locker room.
**
At the same time, the well-being technology marketing department.
Shi De Ansheng, the researcher of the marketing department, said to the deputy director of the marketing department: "This is the investigation report of several competing products on the market. We traced their manufacturers and analyzed their equity composition.
"The largest of these companies that produce competing products is the Nanjo Consortium's industry."
The head of the marketing department was speechless: "Is it the Nanjo consortium? Isn't that related to Kiryu and Ma? Is the news confirmed?"
De Ansheng nodded: "Sure."
"Understood, I will immediately notify Mr. Aichuan Fallon."