I Teach Kendo in Tokyo

Chapter 501: Do you like a weirdo who knows how to make a fool of himself?

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When Kazuma came out of the dressing room, he first looked at the awning, and then saw Chiyoko looking over here, apparently wanting to make sure which one was his brother.

So he deliberately stretched his shoulders, widened the distance between his legs, and walked like a crab.

Chiyoko immediately showed an expression of "I found the idiot brother".

She seems to be saying something with her mouth. Unfortunately, although Hema has good eyesight, she has not practiced lip-reading well, so she can't tell what she is saying and can only guess.

Chiyoko probably said "make money and refuel without being fined".

Should it be her.

He Ma changed back to his normal walking posture. At this time, a staff member of unknown position ran over and said to He Ma and Johnny: "You two and combatants, after hearing the sound of the slate , just come on stage from here and rush towards the female extras."

As soon as He Ma heard that there were female ensemble performers, he immediately became full of energy and looked in the direction of the staff's fingers.

Oh, the female extras look pretty good.

Staff member: "Be careful, this is a familiar member of the girl group from Osawa's office. It will be very troublesome if it is broken."

He Ma raised his eyebrows, and complained in his heart: "If you ruin this statement, it will make people feel that they are not human, okay?"

While complaining to Ma's heart, Jonny waved the pliers of the holster: "Don't worry, we will be very gentle."

"It can't be too gentle," the staff said. "Too gentle doesn't look bad enough. Anyway, please be careful."

Jonny waved his hand in the holster: "Got it, we'll take care of it."

The staff nodded: "Jonnie, you are a veteran, look at the newcomer you brought."

"Don't worry," Johnny patted his chest, and the thick leather case made a dull voice, "I brought this veteran who has also performed in the mall hero show several times."

Only then did the staff turn around in peace of mind, and while running to the sidelines, they waved to the director team.

Someone from the director's group picked up the walkie-talkie, probably to confirm the seating of each group.

After the confirmation was completed quickly, the field manager took the slate and went to the camera: "The first scene, Aikesh!"

With the crisp sound of the slate, Jonny waved the two huge claws of the leather case, and rushed towards the female extras with a "Wow" sound.

Seeing this, He Ma followed immediately, waving his pincers.

But he didn't have the nerve to make a "wow" sound, because it was too embarrassing.

Anyway, the yelling of the weirdo is all post-production, and it’s okay if you don’t yell.

Several female groups performed exaggerated screams.

He Ma chose the best-looking one and jumped on it.

At this time, the supervisor waved the director's tube and shouted: "Crap! Crap! What the hell! Where did these women come from, why are they so exaggerated!"

He Ma praised the supervisor in his heart: Well scolded, Supervisor Sang!

The supervisor stood up and angrily came in front of several female extras: "Haven't you guys taken acting classes?"

The leading female extras raised their hands: "Report, I have done it."

"It's still like this before? To act out the feeling of fear! What did you just do? It's the first time a female student who went to Disney wants to see Mickey Mouse coming towards you!"

He Ma hurriedly looked around, he was a little worried that Disney's legal department would break the void and come to enforce the law.

But it didn't. Maybe Disney hasn't been so crazy that others want to enforce the law.

The supervisor cursed a few more words, then went back cursing and sat down on his buttocks, and ordered the field manager: "Start over from where the weirdo appeared just now. The performance of the weirdo is okay, mainly because of these women."

The scene manager held the clipboard and changed the content on the clipboard while walking, and just finished correcting it when he stood in front of the camera: "Scene #1, shooting for the second time, everyone is in position, Aikesh!"

The clapperboard snapped.

This time with the horse and Johnny, he rushed towards several women with his arms waving.

Johnny still made a sound of "Wow Ya Ya Ya" very dutifully.

Several women screamed as before.

The supervisor yelled again: "Ka! Ka! What's going on! You are not visiting Disneyland! You are being attacked by strange people! Your life is in danger!"

Several female extras hurriedly bowed and apologized to the supervisor.

But one of them pointed to Kazuma after apologizing—to her instead of Jonny—and said: "Supervisor-san, this weirdo looks so funny, he doesn't feel dangerous at all, and we can't blame us for that." .”

The supervisor was angry: "You still dare to find a reason? Don't you want to say that the responsibility lies with our crew for not actually producing a cyborg? If we really did create a cyborg, we would still make a shitty Kamen Rider! We Wouldn't it be good to rule Japan?"

He Ma: "Supervisor Sang is right!"

The woman rolled her eyes at the horse: "Shut up! There's no place to talk here."

When He Ma heard this, he was not happy: "Aren't you also a trick?"

The supervisor was also angry: "Our actor is right! You are also a trick! You talk a lot of nonsense, the producer, I want to change!"

At this time, the producer ran over and whispered something in the supervisor's ear.

With his listening ability, He Ma heard what the producer said: "This is the top brand that Dasawa's office is going to promote..."

The supervisor said angrily: "I don't care! It's just an idol, is there any difference between the top card and the top card?"

In the Japanese entertainment industry, idols are a "job", called "idols", and they are the lowest level of the entire industry pyramid.

The producer whispered in the supervisor's ear again: "I can change anything else, but this one is the daughter of our company's executive Nagatani."

The supervisor frowned: "The executive's daughter? Why does the executive's daughter want to be an idol?"

The implication is that the executive's daughter can obviously take the actor's route, why should she be the bottom idol.

The producer shrugged, with a "how would I know" look on his face.

The supervisor curled his lips, his eyes fell on the girl next to the executive's daughter, and he waved his hand: "I think the executive's daughter's acting skills are good, but this girl's acting skills are not good! Change it for me!"

The girl who was inexplicably opened widened her eyes: "Eh? Me?"

At this time, the deputy supervisor came over: "Supervisor Sang, no one has changed it, anyway, it's just a few shots, flashed by, or let's just forget it..."

The supervisor was angry: "What do you mean no one will change it! Aren't there a few girls over there? They look better than these few! They have a better figure!"

He Ma looked at the direction the supervisor was pointing at, and couldn't help but be speechless: Yes, this refers to the direction of my sister.

"Especially that one, how great! Why doesn't she act? Which firm does she work for?" the supervisor asked.

He Ma took a look, okay, this refers to Ninanli cuisine.

Of course, Qingliu and Chiyoko are also in the same direction, but Qingliu's firewood stick figure is unlikely to get a good evaluation, and Chiyoko went out without dressing up today, and she didn't show her figure.

And she was hiding behind Ah Mao, only showing half of her figure.

There is only Rinan Licai, standing there generously, with a full sense of presence.

The key is that no one can suppress her today, not even monkeys.

Then she is called the king.

The deputy supervisor was still explaining: "The family members who came to visit over there..."

But at this point, he just glanced at Ri Nanli Cai, and changed his mind at that time: "Uh, let me ask, maybe it's a newcomer from a certain firm. Hey, which firm is that, who knows?" ?”

He Ma raised one side of the pliers: "That's my apprentice."

"Oh, which firm do you work for?"

Maybe the leather case was too thick and changed the sound of the horse, and the deputy supervisor couldn't hear the voice of the horse.

He Ma: "I'm from Dongdae."

"Which office is Toshida?" The supervisor looked puzzled, "Toshiba Electric newly opened?"

It is not uncommon for large companies to open offices to train their own actors.

After all, it is the 1980s, the era of expansion of large Japanese companies.

Kazuma: "University of Tokyo."

"The University of Tokyo also opened an office?" The supervisor has not yet turned the corner, "Why, the students of the University of Tokyo are all super elites. What does it mean to be an actor? It's not Waseda!"

Kazuma couldn't help but glance at Rinan Ricai, after all Waseda is her school of choice.

But Ri Nanli Caidai's shed was a little far away, so she obviously didn't hear it.

She is still posing over there. It may be the reader's professional habit in the modeling era. When she feels the sight, she automatically poses in a photogenic pose.

At this time, the deputy supervisor had already reacted, and said to the supervisor: "No, this is a student from Dongda University. He came to our place to play a trick and experience life."

He Ma thought: No, you flatter me, I am here to make money, not to experience life.

"Experience life... what are you doing, we are also professional!" The supervisor was not happy.

The deputy supervisor hurriedly said: "No, this one is also professional!"

"Tokyo University also has an acting department? Why haven't I heard of it?"

"No, this student himself has acting experience! He is the martial arts instructor of Taiying's Tokyo Express."

The supervisor's face changed: "Oh? You mean, that one, that one, that Kiryu Kazuma who made that series of fashionable martial arts scenes?"

The deputy supervisor nodded.

"Oh! How dare you! Then I have to invite that girl over there. His apprentice must be very professional! At least better than these little idols!"

Well, the supervisor probably misunderstood and understood "apprentice" as an apprentice in acting.

He Ma hurriedly explained: "No, this apprentice refers to the apprentice of kendo. She is not good at acting."

Supervisor: "That's okay, anyway, it's impossible to be worse than these idols, she's even prettier."

As soon as these words came out, the executive daughter was not happy. At this moment, a little idol seemed to have discovered Nichinan's identity, and ran to the executive daughter and whispered something in his ear.

So the daughter said, "Mr. Supervisor, that girl is a reader model of a fashion magazine, that's why she looks photogenic. These reader models, the water is very deep."

The supervisor frowned, not very happy. After all, according to the common sense, the little idol who came over and looked familiar had no right to make irresponsible remarks on the supervisor's decision.

But she is the executive's daughter, so she still needs to show some face to the executive.

"That's it..." The supervisor touched his chin, "It would be bad if any black spots were caught by magazines like Fang Chun, the weekly magazine..."

He Ma: "Let me explain first that I do not support my apprentice to participate in the filming. However, this is because my apprentice is now an examinee, and she is going to be admitted to Waseda University. My apprentice has no black spots in his private life."

The supervisor raised his eyebrows: "It's an examinee, so there's nothing you can do about it. Waseda University is also a well-known university, and the students of Waseda University are also the pillars of our country. It's not suitable to work as an actor."

He Ma also admired the supervisor, and the crowd around him were all actors, so he dared to say that.

However, the age of the supervisor seems to be quite old, maybe he is older and senior, so he is fearless.

Although the executive daughter looked unconvinced, she may have considered that the beautiful girl in Waseda would probably be a rich wife in the future, and she might marry someone, so she held back and did not refute.

She glanced at He Ma, and muttered: "Although you are from Dongda, most people will not marry you."

Obviously, what this person means is that Ri Nanli Cai will marry a high-ranking old man while he is young, and will not wait for you to slowly climb up as a young man.

He Ma wanted to retort, but it is really inconvenient to wear a leather case now.

What's more, his goal was to keep Ninan Licai away from this muddy water, but now that the goal has been achieved, there is no need to say anything.

It's better to think about how to beat this rich guy without a trace later, and it will be more relieved.

At this time, the supervisor looked at Kazuma and said, "Kiryu-san, is it alright to call me a classmate? Since you have experience as a martial artist at the Tokyo Express, then I won't hinder you from playing. Today, I will leave the scene of kicking the second horse to you. Take charge, act cool!"

Jonny was shocked: "This... Isn't this my play?"

"I decided to change it. Why do you have an opinion? Oh, the audience doesn't know who is under which leather cover. Do you think you can get more opportunities after kicking the second ride? How is it possible." The supervisor patted Joe Ni's holster, "Let's do this, you were the one who lost your role today, I asked you to play two more weirdos to make up for it. Deputy supervisor, remember, he will play weirdos in the next episode."

The deputy supervisor nodded.

Hema couldn't see Jonny's expression, but he always felt a little sorry.

So he was going to persuade the supervisor to return the play of kicking the second horse to Jonny—

But as he was about to speak, Johnny put the holster's paw on his shoulder.

"Okay, it's your job, and I'll kick the guy who plays the second rider for me later!" Johnny said.

He Ma hesitated to speak, and finally he could only raise his pincers and wave it to show that he knew.

The supervisor returned to his small chair, and the field manager took the revised slate and walked to the camera: "Okay, okay, everyone takes their places!"

The little idols to be attacked step onto their ground tokens.

The executive daughter glared at Kazuma viciously.

And Hema also decided to use his own pliers to clamp Qianjinsang, and then lift her up.

As long as you move fast enough, you should be able to lift her before her weight breaks the holster's pincers.

As long as it is lifted, it is the main structure of the pliers that is stressed.

This main structure should be steel and able to withstand it.

After I made up my mind with the horse, I just waited for the filming to start.

Field manager: "Aikesh!"

This time, Hema didn't wait for Jonny to wow first, he started it himself first, and rushed towards the daughter.

Qianjin may have sensed something from Hema Zhu's sudden aura, and looked at Hema with a frightened expression.

Supervisor: "Oh! Good! Good! For a close-up! For the executive Sang—no, the executive's daughter Sang!"

Qianjinsang turned her head and ran away with fear on her face.

But the horse ran much faster than her.

Damn, let you say hello to my apprentice! Watch me lift you up!

With such determination, He Ma Leng walked like flying in a heavy leather case.

This leather case is really heavy, and galloping at this speed has a thunderous aura.

Supervisor: "Good! Good!"

He Mayi clamped Qianjinsang's slender waist with his pliers, and lifted her above his head at once.

Qian Jin screamed in horror, struggling desperately, her pleated skirt turned upside down.

Seeing the deputy supervisor approaching the supervisor, Hema might be reminding him that the girl is gone, but the supervisor waved his hand and said, "It's okay! Just cut out the shot and it's over! Keep shooting, one shot is enough for editing later!"

This supervisor is also a ruthless person.

The supervisor even yelled at He Ma: "Turn around!"

He Ma: "Which one to turn? Me or her?"

"Turn together! Get mad!"

Without saying anything to the horse, he started to turn.

The daughter in his pincers screamed like a butchered pig.

After turning around a few times, the supervisor was finally satisfied: "Okay! Great! Card! This is over! In the next shot, the knight will appear!"

Only then did He Ma put down the girl in the pliers.

She slapped Kazuma immediately.

But Kazuma wears a weirdo leather case, with a thick piece of modeling glue on the front and thorns on the surface.

The girl slapped her and stabbed her, and then squatted down with her hands covered in wailing.

She had nothing to do with flattery, and even stepped forward to care about him: "Are you okay? This thorn is so hard, it hurts a lot."

"I'm going to sue you for molestation!" Qian Jin roared.

He Ma: "It's reasonable, I'm wearing such a thick leather case, how can I molest you?"

"you!"

At this time, the thorns on the front of the horse leather case fell off.

It was probably loosened by Qianjinsang's slap.

He Ma: "Ah, the holster was broken by you. In theory, you should accompany me."

At this time, the props group came up, and someone patted Hema on the shoulder, and whispered, "Say less, after all, she is the daughter of the executive."

He Ma curled his lips, and he also understood the reason why he accepted it when he saw a good deal, not to mention that his sister just talked about Rinan Licai, and this level of revenge was almost the same.

Of course, what's more important is that the actor of Kamen Rider over there is filming the transformation action.

This is much more exciting than the crying executive daughter.

Hema glanced at the visitors, and sure enough, Amao stood up excitedly.

Hopefully this cheers him up to make good use of the last three months of revision.

And Ma thought so.

**

After the transformation scene is finished, the next step is the fight scene of Kamen Rider vs. Monster.

Since the supervisor has allowed He Ma to play freely until he defeats the second rider, of course He Ma is not polite.

So a weird guy who can flip after using it flexibly appeared!

Then He Ma also discovered one more thing, that is his own entry, as if he recognized the leather case on his body as a prop.

So when he was fighting, he had to try his best to restrain the urge to remove his pliers and use them as props.

The main thing is that the holster looks expensive, so if you break it yourself, you won't be able to pay for it.

But even if you don't take off the pliers and swing it, he is already the most flexible weirdo in the history of Kamen Rider.

The supervisor beside him has turned into a ruthless cheering machine: "Good! Good! That's it! Don't stop and keep shooting!"

So the fight scene, which should have been divided into several shots, was turned into a one-shot battle to the end.

Finally, he kicked Erqi to the ground with one foot.

At the same time that the actor in the leather cover of Erqi rolled away skillfully, Hema raised Erqi's foot that had just been kicked away, and put on a posture of facing the sky.

The weirdo holster he's wearing now has a tail, so when he puts on the stance of a flip-flop, the tail naturally protrudes forward.

This posture is handsome or handsome, but it is a little unsightly.

The supervisor was overjoyed and stood up clapping: "Okay! Very good! This is simply the most exciting holster fight scene we have ever filmed! Children will love it!"

The producer looked solemn beside the supervisor: "Would you make the weirdo a little too strong?"

"That's the way to see it! Anyway, the weirdo will still be defeated later."

Now it is only at the end of 1981, the plot of Kamen Rider is relatively simple, evil will definitely lose, and justice will win in the end.

No matter how handsome He Ma is now, he will be killed by the main rider who will appear on the stage later.

Such is the fate of the weirdo.

An hour later, Kazuma finally finished filming the last weirdo scene, was killed and left the scene.

He went back to the locker room with Johnny.

The moment the zipper of the leather case was opened, a large puff of white mist dissipated in the air of the dressing room.

Hema got out of the holster, dripping with sweat, frowning, he threw away the holster that smelled hard to describe, wiped the sweat off his face, and let out a sigh of relief.

Johnny undressed slowly across the dressing room.

He Ma glanced at him and asked, "What, are you injured? Do you want me to help you take it off?"

Johnny shook his head: "No, no. I'm just distracted."

He Ma stared at Johnny for a few seconds, always feeling that he had something on his mind. But looking at the top of his head, there is no entry.

—Maybe it's just a temporary depression.

At this moment, Johnny suddenly said, "You know, I'm actually in this crew, and I've acted as a weirdo more than once."

He Ma: "Really? I thought you just came by chance to replace the injured leather actor..."

"It's a replacement this time. There were times when I was directly asked to act." Johnny slowly got out of the leather case.

He Ma found that he was sweating far less than himself.

Then he thought about it, and realized that when he showed his talents, Johnny had been fishing beside him.

Of course, it is impossible to sweat so much while touching fish.

Jonny continued: "When I was an actor in a leather case, I always thought about muddling along, because wearing a thick leather case, no matter how hard I tried, it was impossible for the supervisor to notice me. But today, I found out that I was wrong. The supervisor All the attention is on you."

Hema scratched his head: "This may be because I have served as a martial arts instructor for Tokyo Express."

Jonny shook his head: "No, even if you don't have this layer, you will still be favored by the supervisor. After my observation today, I am very convinced of this."

He turned his head and looked at He Ma: "I have to admit that people are indeed different. What you achieved in an instant surpassed my hard work and accumulation over the years."

He Ma: "But I..."

"But you don't even want to be in the showbiz. I don't understand. You can easily get everything I dream of in the showbiz. Why do you want to be a policeman?"

Blinking and blinking with Ma, in fact, he wanted to be a policeman at first just to keep his family alive. But to be a policeman now is more of a sense of responsibility—only by becoming a policeman can you have enough resources to kill welfare technology.

But this reason cannot be told to Johnny.

Jonny stared at He Ma and waited for a while, and after making sure he didn't want to say anything, he turned his head and slammed the door of the locker: "Damn! Say something! You just came over with a playful attitude and shook my head. My life has been completely denied!"

He Ma opened his mouth: "You..."

He hesitated, however.

He suddenly realized that he didn't know what to say, could he say "you beat pachinko better than me"

Just then, someone knocked on the door.

He Ma turned his head and found Ninan Licai standing at the door holding a sweat towel, water and other things.

"Um, did I come at a bad time?" She asked softly.

"No," Johnny waved his hand, "we've finished talking."

He resumed his usual frivolous tone: "Damn it, you Kazuma, how dare you say that you and Nichinan are innocent?"

He Ma: "It is indeed innocent."

"That's right, that's right, innocent." Rinan Licai went straight into the dressing room, stuffed water into Hema's hand, and then began to wipe his sweat with a sweat towel.

Jonny teased, "Come on, a normal girl wouldn't be so close to a big man who smells like sweat! You guys obviously have one leg."

"Nope!" Nichinan Rina denied with a grin, "I'm just used to a sweaty master in the dojo!"

"Your statement is more likely to be misunderstood!" He Ma complained.

Rinan Nina stuck out his tongue lightly, and then changed the subject: "Just now, master, you are so handsome, I think you will become the most popular weirdo in the history of Kamen Rider this time! Especially after you kicked the second knight away The movement of one foot in the sky…”

"That's called a horse facing the sky." He Ma explained.

"That's right, that ponytail will definitely explode! I used to think that this move was made by girls to seduce people, but I didn't expect this move to be so handsome."

He Ma blinked and pretended not to understand: "Isn't this always a handsome gesture? Can it be used to charm people?"

"It's possible, if you don't believe me, take a look!" Nichinan raised his legs before finishing his sentence.

Hema stepped between her and Jonny decisively, blocking Jonny's possible line of sight with his body.

Smiling, Nishinan Rina straightened her upturned legs, and her body was close to her thighs, which made her waistline stand out and her breasts were lifted up.

Now Rinan Rina's curves look similar to the big sword in Monster Hunter Rise.

"You." He shook his head lightly.

Nichinan Rina put down his legs, pulled up his skirt calmly, and looked at Kazuma with a smile.

Hema flicked her forehead hard: "Girls, don't make such open and close movements so easily!"

Nichinan Rina covered his forehead and let out a "meow".

Johnny suddenly slammed the door of the locker, said "I'll go first", and strode out of the locker room.