On April 3, in front of the main gate of Sophia University.
The practice of starting school every year is to recruit new students from various clubs.
The quality of club life in Japanese universities directly determines the opportunities one can have after graduation, which is quite important.
In the upper class of Japanese society, in many cases, whether there is a network of alumni is the difference between whether the work can be done or not.
Of course, young people who have just entered university generally do not understand these, and it is even more impossible for them to join specific clubs.
At this time, some associations with relatively weak resources will make great efforts to attract people.
This time, among the clubs of Sophia University, the Kendo club was the one that made the most noise.
The kendo club of Sophia University is very weak, which is related to the employment direction of their school. Whether it is to work as an interpreter in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs or in the Ministry of Education, they do not need kendo level.
The most proud OB resource of the Sophia University Kendo Club is that many seniors have been admitted to the Ministry of Defense as civil servants and worked as translators in the Ministry of Defense.
Therefore, members of the Kendo Club have inherent advantages in entering the Ministry of Defense as translators.
If you are a student of the English Department of Sophia University, it is not a waste to join the Kendo Club, but if you are a student of the French Department, it will be a big waste to join the Kendo Club.
After all, the Ministry of Defense needs only a shortfall of French talents.
But this does not prevent the Kendo club from becoming the most watched club in the school.
Because Fujii Mikako was holding a loudspeaker, standing on a podium made of four desks and blasphemy: "Everyone! Look here! I am the fairy schoolgirl who was on the front pages of all the daily newspapers before! And I look like a Marilyn dream today." dew!"
In fact, Fujii Mikako is not Marilyn Monroe at all today. She has the charm of Monroe, and her clothes are not right.
But it doesn't matter, in fact, most people at the scene didn't realize what Monroe should be like.
Most of the people present knew that Monroe was "that really good-looking Yankee", and there were even a few young stunned people who equated Monroe with the passer-by nurse who kissed at the end of the eye.
In short, Mikako's shout successfully attracted all the attention to herself.
Mikako: "Our kendo club is recruiting new students today! When you come to the kendo club, you can see me in kendo uniform!"
Her simple and straightforward language highlights a strong force.
Is there anything more attractive than the kendo costume of a beautiful senior
In fact, there are. After all, the kendo uniform is tightly covered, and there are such thick protective gear. In fact, it is not very eye-catching-of course, the heroic spirit is really heroic, but the heroic spirit and the eye-catching are two different things.
If I had to say it, the tennis uniforms of the senior girls in the tennis club were much more attractive than Mikako.
But Mikako has a strong sense of presence. Many freshmen have lost the ability to think at this time, and they all want to come to the Kendo club to experience it and see what benefits the senior's kendo uniform has.
The tennis club next door was in a panic, and turned on the loudspeaker to the maximum: "The girls in our tennis club are all in miniskirts!"
Mikako turned the horn and said to the tennis club, "It's true that you all have miniskirts, but your boyfriends have changed many times!"
A senior from the tennis club went to the table unceremoniously, and shouted at Mikako: "Aren't you also Kiryu and Ma's concubine!"
Mikako: "I'm different! I'm a heroine, and I made Professor Qianjiang vomit blood! I even made Associate Professor Kazuo Qianjiang eat noodles from his nostrils!"
"My value is not based on my appearance, but I happen to be beautiful while being talented. You are different, you have nothing but your face!
"Last semester's report, you have to make fun of your classmates before someone writes it!"
The tennis club senior was so angry that she rolled her eyes: "You! Mikako Fujii! What kind of enmity is there between our tennis club and your kendo club?"
"There is no grudge, it's just that you just jumped out, so I sprayed it." Mikako replied, laughing while talking.
The Tennis Club was angry but retreated.
However, because the girls from the tennis club wore miniskirts when they were on the table, it still attracted many freshmen to join.
Mikako was holding a loudspeaker. At this time, she didn’t know how to think of attracting people for her simulated think tank, so she shouted: “Oh, by the way, besides participating in the Kendo club, you can also come to the simulated think tank! The papers produced by our simulated think tank, The coincidence rate with the papers published by famous think tanks is extremely high! After coming to us, becoming a diplomat is just around the corner!"
The students of the Kendo Club dismantled the Mikako station: "It's just that your report was published by the professor at a famous think tank, right?"
"Oh, how can you say that? Can the university professor's work be considered stealing?" Mikako waved her hand nonchalantly.
To be honest, Mikako's personality is full of affinity for freshmen, and she is still a beauty, many freshmen have already been fooled.
Seeing that the Kendo Department of Sophia University is about to expand its enrollment unprecedentedly.
But at this time, Mikako Fujii suddenly saw the figure who had just entered the school gate, and he looked a little familiar.
Mikako turned the horn and said loudly to the people who had just entered the school: "Isn't this Professor Qian Jiang? You won't have successfully inherited your father's position, right? But it's not right, we already have a new professor of international relations. !"
Professors at Japanese universities have one radish and one pit. It is rare to see two professors of the same subject in a university.
In a comprehensive university like Dongda, there are multiple professors for some subdivided subjects. For example, in the same law school, there is one professor who teaches criminal law, and another professor who teaches civil law.
But generally speaking, in the same university, there are no two professors who teach the same subject.
Even if in fact there are two professors teaching the same subject, a little difference must be made to distinguish them in terms of positions.
Sophia University already has a professor of international relations, so generally speaking, it is impossible for Qianjiang Kazuo to obtain the position of professor of international relations at Sophia University.
Qianjiang Kazuo was a little dazed when he heard Mikako's words: "Huh?"
Mikako is also a big-hearted guy, and continued to hold the loudspeaker and continue to yell: "So, our school already has a professor of international relations! It's useless for you to come here, and I won't let you be a professor! You should practice early Use your nose to eat noodles, and then you can go to Super Bianbian to eat it!"
Chie Kazuo frowned, staring at Mikako, as if thinking about what she said, and then he slowly turned to the teaching building of the English Department of Sophia University.
Mikako also turned to look at the school building.
At this time, Mikako finally felt that the situation was not good.
She decided to take a pacifying strategy with Kazuo Qianjiang: "I see, you want to see the place where your father worked, right? Hahahaha, I'm going to apply to show you around the campus."
Saying that, Mikako turned her head and winked at a third-year brother from a kendo club: "Go to the police!"
The senior brother looked puzzled, obviously not thinking about that at all, and he replied: "Let me apply? I don't know which department to go to?"
Mikako winked her eyes.
The senior brother looked at a loss.
At this time, a girl who was a sophomore with Mikako came to her rescue: "Mikako asked you to find a new professor of international relations! This kind of thing is obviously a matter between their professors!"
Mikako couldn't help shouting: "Don't find a new professor! Then we have to fight! Can't you see that Professor Qianjiang Kazuo is super dangerous now?"
Everyone looked at Kazuo Qianjiang together.
Qianjiang Kazuo was also in a state of thinking down, looking dazed.
Several classmates shook their heads together and looked at Mikako: "I don't think he is dangerous."
"Isn't this obviously silly?"
In fact, Mikako looked at Kazuo Qianjiang now, and thought he was quite naive.
But her instincts were screaming, telling her something was wrong.
She said to herself that she had experienced so many storms anyway, and she had seen all kinds of scenes.
At this time, the junior senior brother suddenly thought of something, and said loudly: "Ah, I remembered, after Qianjiang Kazuo was forced by you to eat noodles with his nose on TV, he seemed to go crazy. I heard that he went to participate in a What kind of psychotherapy class, I also have a classmate who saw him when he was doing volunteer work."
After all, Qianjiang Kazuo is also a "celebrity" who has eaten noodles with his nose on TV. It is understandable that his face will be remembered by a student who doesn't care much about international relations.
The junior brother just said this as an interesting incident that happened to me.
Mikako looked at Chie Kazuo's expression in anticipation.
But it looks like it's all right
Qianjiang Kazuo is now behaving like a harmless uncle, with Buddhism written all over his face.
Mikako frowned, puzzled.
— Could it be that I was thinking too much
—Qian Jiang Kazuo wasn’t caught by anything? He is just an uncle who has been deeply hurt by himself now
Mikako pouted.
She decided to take another look and sail carefully.
But the third-year senior brother had grown courageous, and he directly stepped forward and said that he wanted to take a photo with Kazuo Qian Jiang: "You are the only person in this world who can eat noodles with his nose, Professor Qian Jiang!"
Qianjiang Kazuo just laughed, and that laughter was like that of Maitreya Buddha.
Mikako became even more uneasy.
She took a step back and distanced herself from Qianjiang Kazuo.
The senior brother in the third grade is still obsessed with the idea of taking a photo with Kazuo Qianjiang: "Fuck, I didn't bring a Polaroid! Is it too late to borrow it from the photography department?"
Kazuo Qianjiang smiled and said to the boy: "Yes, no problem, there is time. I don't have class today."
The junior brother laughed loudly, and hooked Qianjiang Kazuo's shoulder: "Your 'I have no class today' is great, I like this burden!"
In Japan, it is customary to call all the burdens "pinching him". The pronunciation is such a simple two syllables, but he can refer to a complete cross talk joke or a staged joke.
Qianjiang Yinan grabbed the arm of senior senior brother, and asked seriously: "Is what I said just now ridiculous?"
The senior brother didn't notice the strange look on Qianjiang Kazuo's face at all, he laughed and said: "Isn't this all ridiculous? You are no longer a professor! Ever since you performed eating noodles with your nose on a political talk show, you are no longer an associate professor , there is no place for you to go to class!"
Beads of sweat came out of Mikako's forehead, and she tried to remind her third-year senior brother: "Well, senior brother, it's enough to say it once, you don't need to pinch him with the same one over and over again."
"Oh," the senior brother suddenly turned his head and said to Mikako, "You just laughed at Associate Professor Qian Jiang Kazuo together!"
Mikako was about to reply when Kazuo Qianjiang suddenly grabbed the arm of Senior Senior Brother.
The senior brother originally looked puzzled, but the doubt immediately turned into a painful expression.
"It hurts! My hand!"
With one hand, Qian Jiangyi knocked the tall and burly junior senior brother to the ground.
Everyone around was stunned by this sudden change.
The vast majority of college students did not accept this surreal scene, and some even showed blank expressions on their faces.
Chie Kazuo continued to apply pressure.
The junior's arm had been bent to an impossible angle, and it looked like it was broken.
But Qianjiang Kazuo's iron claws didn't mean to let go at all.
Mikako shouted: "That's enough, Associate Professor Qianjiang, what are you doing!"
In desperation, Mikako suddenly felt that calling Kazuo Chiene the title of "associate professor" might bring him back a little sanity.
However, it was of no use.
Qianjiang Kazuo used extremely cruel methods to break the arm of Junior Senior Brother.
The senior brother yelled, and then passed out directly.
Kazuo Qianjiang put his severed arm on his shoulder, with a heartbroken expression: "I was clearly going to teach you the truth, but you didn't listen. You don't want to drink a toast. I'm not done with you today, Chiyoko Kiryu."
Mikako looked embarrassed: "Well, my name is Fujii Mikako."
"That's not important!" Qianjiang Kazuo brandished the severed arm in his hand as a weapon, and slammed it fiercely on the face of another member of the Kendo Club, "All the students are disobedient! On the campus of Sophia University, there are all Disobedient bad boy! I will punish all bad boys!"
After finishing speaking, Qianjiang Kazuo let out a ferocious laugh: "Don't you want to run away! I planted a bomb in the school! If you run away, I will blow up the whole school!"
Mikako said loudly: "I don't believe you! You obviously said that on a whim! I see that when you left home today, you didn't even think about where you were going!"
Qianjiang Kazuo glared at Mikako angrily, and then began to pinch his face hard, tearing off pieces of flesh and blood: "Why are you contradicting me! Why are you contradicting me!"
Mikako also went all out at this time, holding a loudspeaker and shouting: "Because you are wrong! Kazuo Chie, I don't know what kind of nerves you have, but to be honest, a crazy person like you , I've seen a lot!"
Kazuo Qian Jiang stared at Mikako, showing a ferocious smile: "I've had enough of your insolence! Look at me tearing you into pieces! The kind that you can't get back together!"
At this time, the unlucky third-year student in Qianjiang Yinan's hand wailed: "Then why are you messing with me? I have no grievances with you, oh, oh, oh!"
Chien Jiang Kazuo's fingers dug into the sleeve of the junior student's jacket - there is now a freshly formed wound, and the unlucky guy's hand was just torn off abruptly.
While torturing the hapless, Kazuo Qian Jiang stared at Mikako: "You wait, I will tear you apart!"