And the horse touched the chin.
As the two administrators said, in Japanese society, a wife's social skills are a great addition to a man.
Getting married early and letting your wife into your wife will be a very important means of expanding your network.
But He Ma is not ready to get married yet.
In fact, he didn't even think about who to marry.
On the surface, Tamamo has an absolute advantage, and among the women who often gather at the Kiryu Dojo, Tamamo is the only one who crossed that line with Kazuma.
But Tamamo itself doesn't attach much importance to marriage.
When He Ma asked Yuzao her opinion on marriage when she was in her senior year, she smiled and told a story: "A long time ago, I had a very good friend, you can be regarded as my best friend.
"We spent hundreds of years together, and then she fell in love with a human and married that human.
"But the lifespan of human beings is so short, especially in that era, a human being at the age of 50 was already considered a long lifespan, and her lover was old in a blink of an eye, leaving her alone in the world.
"She was tortured by loneliness, and finally lost her mind and became crazy, and became an evil monster. The human swordsman decided to eliminate harm for the people.
"At that time, I stopped Jianhao and begged him to give me the job of seeing his friend off for the last time.
"I was one of the strongest youkai in all of Japan at the time, and the battle only lasted for a short time.
"In the end, I beheaded my best friend and held her head until her life was gone.
"At this time, the head spoke."
At that time, He Ma couldn't help complaining: "Can you talk with only the head?"
Yuzao smacked Kazuma lightly, and continued: "There are many kinds of monsters, and there are some who can live for a while with only their heads left. The head of my best friend whispered in my arms, 'Thank you. I am glad that it was you who killed it in the end. Me. After the human swordsman kills me, he will hang me up and parade in the street, and he will be very embarrassed.'
"I said, 'What silly things are you talking about? They're all married old girls, so why not be ashamed.'
"But she acted like she didn't hear me, and continued to say, 'The world without him is so lonely. I didn't know it would be so painful.'
"At this moment, I realized that she had no perception anymore, she was just talking.
'When I saw that it was you, I actually regained consciousness. How long has it been since we fought? It's really good to fight with you at the end of my life with all my strength. '
"When I heard this, tears welled up in my eyes. From then on, I made up my mind that I can have an affair with a human being, but never fall in love until I find a way to become a human being.
"Hundreds of years have passed, and I have sung music for Miyamoto Musashi, and he would definitely come to my shop when he knew he wanted to be in Kyoto, listening to the music and telling about his experiences during his travels.
"I used to be a confidant of Mito Huangmen, but when he came to visit with the official document of the general's marriage, I performed a scene of hanging myself. Don't laugh, I really hanged myself at that time , in order to be realistic, I went up the night before."
At that time, he joked with Ma: "I also want to see how you hang up, it must be very eye-catching. I remember that human beings, regardless of gender, will pee their pants after being hung up. I want to see it."
Kazuma originally thought that he would be beaten by Fenquan, but it seemed that Tamamo was really angry.
So he performed a show of the flexibility of a man.
After admitting love to Ma, Tamamo continued: "As a monster, it's easy to fake death, and I have the help of a family that has served me for generations. Mito Komon finally married the princess recorded in history.
"At the end of the Bakumatsu, Ryoma Sakamoto and I became close friends again, but this time I used the male body to get in touch with him, so I could avoid a lot of trouble.
"All in all, I have kept my vows until now. Although I am getting old now, I am not sure how long I will live, maybe I will live as long as an elf.
"The ending of Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" at the end of the elf princess, I feel very bleak. Therefore, we can fall in love, but I am afraid that we will have to wait until crow's feet appear in the corners of my eyes and my chest muscles begin to sag."
At that time, He Ma raised his eyebrows, and after learning about the world intangible heritage to make bullets fly, he touched Yuzao's conscience and said, "I'm afraid it will take a long time, right?"
"Then marry another girl, I don't care anyway. But you remember, as long as there is a legal marriage, many things will be troublesome."
The above is the conversation between Hema and Yuzao in his senior year. In short, Hema cannot marry Yuzao now, unless her soul will be bound by gravity tomorrow.
And Honami is busy campaigning now and cannot get married.
When her political opponents attack her now, they even say things like "did she vote in parliament with a big belly when she gave birth?"
Among the girls on Kazuma's side, Honami and Tamamo are the ones with strong social skills, and Nichinan Ricai is also not weak in social skills. After all, she is a former student council president, but compared to these two specifications, she is a bit worse.
As for Mikako, who is far away in the UK, her social skills are at the level of monkeys, let alone providing assistance, she will burn the incense without delaying her legs.
Thinking of this, He Ma sighed, and spread his hands to the people in front of him: "I can't help it either."
The Hashimoto police department shook his head: "I think you are obsessed with the feeling of being surrounded by beautiful girls. According to the weekly magazine Fang Chun..."
"That's a rumor, there's no such thing."
He Ma interrupted him.
This damn conservatory Takashi made up so many affairs with horses, he always felt that it was a bit of a loss to ask him to treat him to a meal every time.
At this time, Sakaki Kiyotaro coughed, drew everyone's attention to himself, and said, "The topic of office politics will be discussed while drinking at night. I think it's about the same time today. If you get off work now, you can still catch up before the highway traffic jam." Back to Tokyo."
Everyone looked at the watch on the wall together.
He Ma: "Is it okay to leave work half an hour early?"
"There is still half an hour left, and there is no way to do any training. Don't worry, tomorrow's physical training will increase a base, and it will be fine to make up for today's laziness."
He Ma curled his lips, thinking that this paramilitary organization is just so paramilitary
Maybe the Self-Defense Forces themselves are no better.
Sakaki Kiyotaro called his deputy, gave the order "you can disband today", then turned to Kazuma and said, "Let's have a welcome party tonight, just as you are familiar with your colleagues. Let's ride in your car together." Back to the city."
Hema: "My car?"
"Your car definitely has enough seats, right?" Sakaki Seitaro asked.
Asano snapped and said, "That's definitely enough. If the car is too big, there will be no other advantages."
"Okay, let's go then!"
The Hashimoto police department frowned and said: "If I don't drive the car back, I will have trouble going to work tomorrow. There are very few public transportation methods here in Odaiba, and the city railway is still under construction. You tell me the place, and I will drive there by myself." Bar."
"Can't you come here by the commuter bus of the mobile team?" Seitaro Sakaki frowned and looked at the Hashimoto police department dissatisfied.
Kishimoto, the administrator of the training ground, cut in and said, "Hashimoto's house is far away from the departure point of the bus, which is inconvenient. He has to take the bus to work, and he has to get up at four o'clock in the morning tomorrow, before my daughter's morning training in the track and field department." .”
He Ma: "You even have a daughter."
"I got married right after graduating from college, and then I had a child." Kishimoto said while taking out his wallet and showing a photo of his daughter in it, "Isn't it cute?"
He Ma: "It's very cute."
In fact, they are not as good-looking as the girls at the Kiryu Dojo, but Kazuma is happy to say a few polite words.
At this time, Sakaki Kiyotaro's deputy came to report: "The team members have been disbanded. I will go to the welcome meeting of the Kiryu Police Department after filling out today's diary."
Sakaki Kiyotaro nodded: "Thank you for your hard work. Tono, are you coming?"
Yuuji Tsunano glared at Kazuma, then glanced at Hashimoto and the others, and said, "I, the Shimo Inaba School, don't want to affect everyone's interest in drinking."
Kiyotaro Sakaki called to Yuuji Changno, who turned to leave: "Wait a minute! What are you doing? I said that everyone welcomes the police department of Kiryu. Why, do you have an opinion on my decision?"
Tsunano Yuji was silent for a few seconds, and finally bowed respectfully to Sakaki Kiyotaro: "I'm sorry."
"Okay, it's so decided, let's go together, to the old shop I have been patronizing. Kiryu Police Department, the address is this." Sakaki Kiyotaro tore off a note from the note pad hanging on the wall, and hung it with a The pen inserted into the pad quickly wrote down the address and handed it to Kazuma.
**
The store introduced by Sakaki Kiyotaro has lanterns that look quite high-end at first glance.
The moment Yuji Changno saw the lantern, he was a little apprehensive: "Hey, although the annual salary of the police department is close to 10 million, it will be heartbreaking to come to this kind of store."
Hashimoto smiled wryly and said, "The last time I came to a store of this level, it was paid by Mitsubishi Heavy Industries."
Asano teased, "I guess after that, Mitsubishi Heavy Industries got another equipment purchase order?"
"Yeah, we bought a batch of four-wheel drive off-road vehicles to enhance our mobility." Hashimoto scratched the back of his head, "But obviously the decisive factor for how often we arrive in the event of an emergency is obviously the traffic in Tokyo The situation. Even if you use a new car from Mitsubishi Heavy Industries, if you should be blocked on the viaduct, you will still be blocked on the viaduct."
"Obviously what we should really buy is a giant police robot that can stand up and step over traffic," jokes Hema.
Hashimoto spread his hands together: "The Metropolitan Police Department has always wanted to equip us with enough helicopters for the whole team to maneuver together."
Kazuma: "Wow, if the Metropolitan Police Department forms an air mobile force, why do you need the 1st Aircraft Regiment of the Self-Defense Force?"
"I guess it's a police inspector from the Metropolitan Police Department who just finished reading "Apocalypse Now." Sakaki Kiyotaro said, "Don't worry, our meal today is included in the official expenses."
He Ma: "So we eat and drink with public funds? Damn, when I was working in the Metropolitan Police Department, I either ate bento or bread with cheese from the canteen every day. When I went out to eat, I spent my own money. On the first day when I was transferred to the mobile team, it was public money. Eat and drink."
However, Hashimoto had a frowning face: "I am the one who is responsible for writing the paperwork. If you want to make this thing flawless, it will be very troublesome, and many brain cells will die."
He Ma: "You just write it like this. Today is the anniversary of Pavlov's birth. We decided to practice Pavlov's conditioned reflex theory to see if we can eat it before serving the food in the environment of a high-end kiosk. Just flow halazi."
Hashimoto frowned: "This will definitely be called and scolded by the higher-ups."
The Kishimoto police department is concerned about another matter: "Whose birthday is today?"
"No, I'll just make fun of it." He Ma waved his hands.
In fact, he didn't know if it was Pavlov's birthday today, but he simply thought of a cross talk that satirized eating and drinking with public funds that was very impressive in his previous life.
The most famous cross talk, the stalk and the horse, haven’t been talked about yet, because the Japanese can’t understand it.
A group of people were chatting, and the female general from the kiosk came out to greet him: "Mr. Sakaki, we have been waiting for you for a long time, please come here."
Sakaki Kiyotaro nodded and followed the female general to the shop.
Although He Ma is living a tight life, he is invited to a high-end restaurant for dinner by Sony Music from time to time, so he is very contented now.
And Yuuji Changno behaved like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, looking around.
He Ma couldn't help asking: "Do you rarely come to such a high-end restaurant for dinner? When you were in the Metropolitan Police Department, did you come to entertain?"
Chang Ye immediately showed a look of embarrassment: "I... am rarely invited to such a high-end restaurant, because I don't have good wine."
He Ma: "Oh, that's it."
His words of "searching and dying" are a bit ironic.
Asano asked curiously: "Do you often come to this high-end restaurant?"
"Yeah, music companies like Sony Music are very stingy when it comes to royalties, and they won't give any extra money. But they are very generous when it comes to treating me to dinner, and the places I go to are all high-end dining booths and high-end nightclubs. "
"I almost forgot," Hashimoto Police Department looked at Kazuma and smiled, "You are still a musician who has written many national-level songs."
He waved his hand with Ma: "No, those are the products of inspiration, not my credit. I can't sell every song, don't say it as if I just write it, it must be a national song."
As soon as the words were finished, Kazuma saw the door of a private room open as he passed by, and Honami was entertaining several uncles dressed as entrepreneurs inside.
Honami also saw Kazuma, she immediately smiled and nodded to Kazuma.
Several uncles dressed as entrepreneurs followed Honami's line of sight and saw Kazuma as well.
But at this time, the waitress at the kiosk stopped serving the food and closed the sliding door again.
Asano asked in a low voice: "That was your apprentice just now, right? Why is she eating with a bunch of uncles?"
"She is going to run for a district councilor, and by attracting these entrepreneurs, the employees of their enterprises can vote for her." He Ma explained.
Honami has said this before.
In some remote towns, the election of mayors can even be completely decided by large enterprises such as construction companies in the town.
The Japanese are very particular about "reading the air". If in the company, the leader says who to vote for, most of them will do so and give the leader a face.