Although I saw shocking things, I was still a little sleepy after drinking so much with the horse, so I wanted to take a shower and go to sleep.
Japanese people must soak in the bathtub when taking a bath, otherwise they will feel uncomfortable.
Their bathroom, no matter how small, must have a bathtub.
In my previous life, I watched a program called Dream Remodeler with Ma, in which there was a Japanese living in a snail house. Because the place was too small, the bathtub could only be made square, and people could only squat in it.
Kazuma couldn't understand the Japanese obsession with taking a bath at all.
He doesn't have any rigid needs for taking a bath, and now he plans to wash up casually and go to sleep.
When he entered the bathroom, he glanced at the bathtub that Honami had soaked in, and then he remembered something good.
In order to prevent his normal reaction, Hema hurriedly distracted himself, at this moment a thought flashed through his mind, so he opened the bathroom door a crack, pointed his head and shouted to the outside: "Hey! Why does this water have no smell? Ah! There are no carrots either!"
Chiyoko's voice came from outside: "Why are you so crazy! Are you kidding me?"
Kazuma: "Just now Honami said to put carrots."
Chiyoko appeared outside the outer door, held up a carrot and threw it at Kazuma.
He Ma caught the carrot and took a bite: "Well, it's not bad, it's very crisp."
Chiyoko rolled her eyes: "Wash yours! If you really can't help it, you can solve it yourself, and remember to pack the ends of your hands."
He Ma: "I suddenly felt a little desolate when my sister said such words in such a cold manner."
"Don't be sentimental, wash it up, you have to go to work tomorrow, I can explain it clearly, I will wake you up on time tomorrow, don't try to sleep in."
Only then did Kazuma close the bathroom door, and began to undress while eating carrots.
**
After washing with the horse, relying on his keen hearing, he heard a sound from the dojo, so he turned to take a look.
The door to the yard from the dojo was open, and Qingliu was sitting on the edge of the yard, bathed in the moonlight, with a beer in her hand.
He Ma: "Are you old enough to drink?"
"You're already 20! Even Chiyoko agreed." Qingliu glanced at Kazuma dissatisfied.
Crossing the dojo with the horse and exiting the yard, she was about to sit down beside Qingliu, but Qingliu said, "You'd better go to bed! Don't let me be raped by little Qiannian together!"
He Ma: "Am I still the head of the family?"
"You are." Chiyoko's voice came from behind, "But if you don't go to bed now, it will be all yours to clean up in the future."
Hema turned around helplessly: "I want to chat with Qingliu and fulfill my master's responsibility."
"I'll just accompany her." Chiyoko said, bypassing Kazuma, sat down next to Qingliu, and picked up the unopened beer can Qingliu had by her side.
He Ma: "You will only scold her and make the wine taste bad."
"I don't know, I've always been very separated." Chiyoko said and took a sip of wine.
I don't know if it was an illusion caused by psychological effects, but He Ma always felt that her cheeks were flushed all of a sudden.
"Go to sleep," Qingliu said, "It's good for Xiaoqian to drink with me."
He Ma scratched his head: "Okay, good night."
After he finished speaking, he turned and walked to his room, and along the way he heard Qingliu and Chiyoko chatting about the concert Qingliu just attended.
Returning to his bedroom with the horse, looking at the bedroll that had been laid on the ground, he felt very complicated.
It should be Chiyoko who spread the bedding. I don't know how many days she can help her brother spread the bedding.
He shook his head with the horse and fell asleep directly.
That night, Yuzao didn't actually look for him in his dream.
Early the next morning, He Ma woke up on time.
After all, he has maintained a healthy routine for so long, and his body has formed a biological clock. Even if he drank a lot yesterday and slept late, he can still wake up on time the next day.
But after all, I drank so much last night, it's impossible to have no side effects. And Ma now has a splitting headache.
He opened the nightstand and took out the ibuprofen.
In my previous life, I always had ibuprofen in Ma's house, and I could handle it no matter if it was a hangover or a stiff neck, but I didn't expect that it would still be useful in this life.
The capsule was swallowed, and Ma stood up and staggered out of the room.
From the direction of the kitchen, there was the sound of someone being busy as usual.
He yawned and shouted, "Xiaoqian, my..."
Standing at the door of the restaurant, he looked at the busy figure in the kitchen in surprise, and stopped talking abruptly.
Honami turned her head and smiled: "Are you so surprised to see me busy in the kitchen?"
"Super surprised, okay, I forgot that you can cook."
"Don't be silly. During the period when the meaning of my life was to marry into the family, I accepted a full set of bride training. My cooking skills can directly enter the Chef King Competition without any problem."
He Ma was stunned for a moment: "What is it?"
"The latest cooking variety show, launched by Fuji TV, has invited many famous chefs to compete. I watch it every week! Last week, there was Xinghei, the legendary baker of the hand of the sun, who faced the restaurant!"
Hema was shocked: "Japanese Bread King" vs "Spirit of Halberd Eater"
While continuing to be busy in front of the stove, Honami continued: "I think they refer to the ideas of WWE wrestling and turn the food duel into a duel between the producers' culinary concepts. It's very beautiful, and the host Miss Sister is super beautiful, she is Junko Konno, a popular national idol singer."
He Ma: "Isn't she a zombie?"
"Excessive, although she is indeed acting in a zombie movie, but she is a real person. By the way, you haven't written a song for her?"
"Because I belong to the Sony music faction, and the company she belongs to is in two camps." He Ma said.
"No wonder you complain about people being zombies." Honami came to a conclusion straight away.
and horse shrug.
At this time, Qingliu appeared while rubbing her eyes, and she was stunned when she saw the people in the kitchen: "Huh?"
He Ma: "Look, Qingliu was also shocked! This is not my problem, okay?"
Qingliu: "If you can't occupy Hema's heart, then occupy the kitchen first. This is your strategy, isn't it?"
Honami waved her hand: "No, no, it's Xiaoqian who can't get up, so I had to do it."
Qingliu frowned: "She didn't drink much yesterday... Ah, I understand! This is Xiaoqian's strategy!"
He clapped his hands with the horse: "I see. This will not only allow Honami to express herself, but Chiyoko will also be able to sleep late in a grandiose manner."
Qingliu: "That's right! High, really high!"
"What are you two talking about?" Chiyoko's voice suddenly came from the other side of the corridor.
He Ma immediately turned his head and squeezed out a smile: "I say the boss agrees."
"What boss, it makes me look like a BOSS."
At this time, the sound of a key being inserted into the keyhole came from the direction of the entrance.
Kazuma turned his head to look, just in time to see Tamamo open the door and come in.
The moment he saw Kazuma, Yuzao grinned and said, "Did you sleep well last night? I guess you must have not dreamed last night, and you were immersed in the deepest sleep."
He Ma: "Thanks to you, I slept very well."
No wonder she didn't come last night.
Yuzao rolled her eyes to Chiyoko, stared at Chiyoko for a few seconds and then shook her head: "It seems that nothing happened last night."
"Wait for me!" Chiyoko raised her voice, "What do you mean by observing me for a long time and then saying that?"
"If you cooked rice with Ma Shengmi last night, Xiaoqian, you definitely wouldn't have this expression."
Chiyoko sighed: "Yes, that's right, you guessed it right! My brother didn't do anything last night, no, he should have done it, he solved it by himself, facing the toilet."
"Don't be like this, you feel very desolate by saying this."
"Aren't you miserable?"
While arguing with Ma and Chiyoko, Tamamo took off her shoes, placed them in the entrance, and walked down the corridor wearing the slippers she used to use in this house.
She directly passed Ma Qingliu and Chiyoko who were blocking the door, and entered the kitchen: "Do you want me to help?"
Honami was frying eggs at this time, and smiled at Tamamo: "Okay, even if it's me, it's too busy to prepare breakfast for so many people at once, so it would be great to share a little for me."
Yuzao glanced at the fried eggs in the pan and said, "Hema likes raw."
"I know that it's best if the yolk can flow out but the viscous state can't spread too far. Although I haven't cooked in this house for a long time, I always remember this kind of thing."
"Then I'm relieved." Yuzao rolled up her sleeves with a smile and began to help.
He Ma watched the two of them busy in the area surrounded by the stove, wall and dining table, and inexplicably began to worry about whether there would be a traffic accident with their breasts.
After all, where the size is, it is very exaggerated.
Then Chiyoko stepped on his foot unexpectedly.
He Ma looked at his younger sister in surprise, and the latter gestured at him with his teeth and claws: "You go!" Are you happy just looking at it? You are promising!
Hema patted his sister on the shoulder: "It seems that you have to continue to be the hostess of this family for a while."
Chiyoko's shoulders slumped, and she sighed a long time: "Forget it, I don't care about you, anyway, after the exam, I will move to live with him, even if it is hard, I will be my lawyer lady."
Hema turned to look at Qingliu: "Then you will be the hostess at that time."
At first, Qingliu thought that this matter had nothing to do with her, so she ran in to drink barley tea, and immediately spit out Hema's words.
"Eh? Me? Wait a minute, I won somehow?"
Honami: "The Kiryu family seems to have a tradition of the younger sister acting as the hostess."
Yuzao: "Swish and die (indeed)."
Qingliu rolled her eyes, and then flatly refused: "I don't want it. I will help with the housework when Xiaoqian is gone, but the hostess allows me to refuse!"
He Ma pursed his lips and looked at the two people who were busy in front of the stove.
"If someone finds out that I'm leaving the Kiryu dojo to run for the headquarters, I can foresee that they will immediately launch a new round of offensive." Honami said helplessly, "Nowadays many people don't like female congressmen, and some even don't usually vote. People are going out and voting to prevent me from getting elected."
He Ma: "Indeed, it's not easy for you."
"And now some people are building up momentum, saying that I can only be elected because I am a beautiful woman who can attract attention. These people have even thought about what will happen after I am elected."
Kazuma: "That's it. What about Yuzao?"
"I'm fine." Yuzao stopped his hands and looked at the sky, "But as a prosecutor, I have a lot of work, and it is expected that I will work overtime frequently in the future. I suggest you call Ninan Licai, she will be very happy every day Soaking here with you."
Honami looked at Tamamo in surprise, as if she didn't expect her to make this suggestion.
Kazuma: "Rinan is busy interviewing and working on her graduation thesis now, so she probably won't be able to come. After thinking about it, it seems that there is no other way except to do housework and take care of herself."
Fortunately, He Ma has been taking care of himself all his life, and he has long been used to it.
Chiyoko stared at Kazuma for a few seconds, then sighed long and hard: "Forget it, I think that after Ah Mao finishes his lawyer exam, he will concentrate on his work, so I'd better stay at home.
"When the time comes, brother, you can tell Ah Mao that the exams are over, if you don't have to worry about being distracted, let him come back to live, and you can save a lot of rent."
He clapped his hands with the horse and cheered: "Okay! This is good! Chiyoko, you still love your brother!"
"It's so noisy! You useless brother can't even find a wife, what can I do?"
Suddenly, Chiyoko looked at Yuzao with an expression of remembering something, and said, "Tamamo, why don't you get married? My brother said that you have your own reasons, but he didn't tell him when I asked him."
Yuzao smiled slightly: "When I have crow's feet and forehead wrinkles, I will fall in love and get married."
"Why?" Chiyoko asked inexplicably, "What's the point?"
"Yes, it proves that I have the right to grow old." Yuzao responded frankly.
Chiyoko opened her mouth wide, and after a while she said "Oh": "You are not human, I forgot. Damn it, I am envious when I hear that you are waiting for me to get wrinkles. Now I look at myself in the mirror every day. Whether there are wrinkles or not, seeing something that looks like a wrinkle causes a cardiac arrest."
Yuzao smiled and said, "Would you like me to introduce you a folk remedy, which can ensure that your skin will be as smooth as new until you are 40 years old."
"Yes!" Chiyoko said loudly.
"Okay, the main ingredient of this recipe is a catfish essence. Let me go to the sea to find if there is any catfish essence that has not been killed by the depth bomb."
He Ma: "What the hell? Who bombed the catfish spirit with a depth bomb?"
"Large catfish look like submarines on the water. During World War II, Japan couldn't find real American submarines because the sonar was too rubbish, but Japan has always been proud of its eyesight. Many catfish spirits were killed by relying on their eyesight to track the enemy. " Yuzao explained with a smile.
Chiyoko grabbed Tamamo's hand: "As long as you eat catfish, you can be forty without wrinkles? Really?"
He Ma: "Wait a minute! You don't really plan to eat it, do you?"
"Think about it carefully, catfish essence is also catfish, we usually eat so many catfish, it's no different!"
He Ma has a big mouth, and in order to stay young forever, my sister is also going all out.
Sure enough, for girls, beauty is always so attractive!
Even a family-friendly girl like Chiyoko is not immune.