After the evening's activities, Hema had to call home to find someone to drive because he had been drinking.
Chiyoko volunteered to come over, but Kazuma refused, worrying that it would not be safe for her to come here alone.
In the end, please Tamamo.
Then Kazuma sat on the GTR with Nichinan and waited for Tamamo to come over, and opened the window to blow sober up.
"In the end, apart from understanding that it is difficult to bring them down through normal legal procedures, I have gained nothing." Nichinan sighed.
He Ma: "It can't be said that there is no gain. At least we understand that the people of Hyuga Co., Ltd. still have concerns about the law and can't do whatever they want."
"What's the use? They definitely have a way to brainwash people and stamp their thoughts."
"Things that big monsters can't do with magic, can they be done with modern psychology..."
He Ma wouldn't believe it if he hadn't seen the masterpieces of the Soviet Union.
Nichinan suddenly thought of something, looked at Kazuma affectionately and said: "Master, you are also familiar with psychology, right? Why don't you try to hypnotize me too! Hypnotize me and make me stronger!"
He Ma: "If I could do that, I would have done it a long time ago."
"Before you managed to make me think that one of the two glasses of water had salt added!"
"That's just using a little trick, something on the same level as quack tricks." He Ma waved his hand, "Brainwashing can't be done with that."
"Why not, don't you see that those who fool the elderly into buying health care products are also using quack tricks, but the final effect is almost the same as brainwashing!"
He Ma showed a wry smile. He Ma also suffered from the direct sales aimed at the elderly in his previous life. His grandparents looked at such a shrewd person, and they still believed in the words of those liars when they were old, buying health care products one after another.
Hema doesn't know whether it's because people start to cherish their lives when they get old, or whether people's ability to think is really reduced when they get old.
Nichinan looked at Kazuma's side face: "Master, when you get old, you may become like that. You will believe what those direct selling 'experts' say."
"First of all, the age difference between me and you is only one year, even though I am your master. Secondly, you are digressing."
Ninan stretched her waist, whether it was intentional or not, the movement of her waist highlighted the curve of her chest muscles: "It's boring to wait like this, just talk about anything. Oh, what can I do in the future, If they can tie me up once, they can come a second time, and if you don’t have time to save me, Master, I will be brainwashed.”
"No, haven't you noticed a key piece of information? The detective at the police station revealed that the ex-girlfriend of the karate champion was arrested for three days and dumped after being rescued.
"When I looked through the file, I paid attention to it. I'm afraid it will take at least three days for those people to be brainwashed. Look at those who ran out in a day or two, and all sued them. Satisfied with their service."
Nichinan Licai nodded thoughtfully: "It seems that this is the case."
"I also asked Senior Enjoji about the county councilor." Kazuma continued, "After all, Councilor-san didn't report to Hinata's company, and the police don't have a file. According to Enjoji-senpai, Councilor-san should be Bought a two-week package. Fuck, why does the MP have such a long vacation!"
Nichinan smiled and said, "He is not a civil servant, but a politician. Master, do you want to change from a civil servant to a politician? During the day, you fight wits and courage with others in the office, and at night, you take your favorite knife and become an extrajudicial sanctioner."
Kazuma: "Then it's the same duty as Honami."
"Honami is a woman, and politics is still too difficult for Japanese women."
He Ma: "It can't be said that there is no hope at all. It is much easier for her to run for the councilor in the 23rd district of Tokyo than in other places. After all, Tokyo is a modern metropolis. Make it higher, and young people should be more willing to vote for beautiful congresswomen."
Nichinan: "Indeed, Honami's appearance is a natural plus point among young people. Why don't Honami try to idolize herself? Vote for me, love you, jiu~ How about it?"
"As expected of a former idol preparation." Kazuma gave a thumbs up, "But if you do this kind of marketing, it's tantamount to pushing more traditional people to the opponent's side. Honami and her team must be free and proper in this kind of campaign. We are worried. When she is elected as a member, the next step is the Tokyo Metropolitan Assembly, and about ten years should be enough for her to accumulate enough political capital to enter the Tokyo Metropolitan Assembly."
Nichinan let out a long sigh: "Ten years, Honami's youth has just slipped away."
"Nonsense, ten years later she will only be thirty-two years old, and she is still young and lovely."
"Thirty-two years old is already a middle-aged lady according to the traditional concept."
"That was in the past. Modern women have better nutrition, and because they are freed from heavy physical labor, they wear less, so the shelf life of youth has also become longer." He Ma paused, and added, "Of course there are Thanks to the cosmetics.”
He Ma has seen it in his life. There is a teacher who teaches Japanese culture. He is almost forty years old. He is still young and cute, except for being a little fat.
Nichinan showed a wry smile: "Honami and I are both the type who can go out without much makeup. Like me, I usually put on a base makeup and go out. Later, I was reduced to relying on cosmetics, which in itself reflects the time. Ruthless."
He Ma smiled, ignored the question, and continued: "Go to the Metropolitan Assembly, and spend about ten years accumulating contacts and political resources. When she is forty years old, she can be the governor of Tokyo."
"Do you have to be the governor of Tokyo at the age of 40... Politics is the grave of youth. Master, you have to take responsibility, you are the one who led Honami to this road. You are responsible for marrying her back as a half-old lady go home!"
"No, wait a minute," Kazuma looked at Nichinan, "I'll marry her, so what do you do?"
"Oh, someone feels good about themselves! Why, do you really think that we can't be happy without you? You're so beautiful, Master." Nichinan patted Kazuma's shoulder while laughing.
He Ma stared at her for several seconds, then tentatively asked: "Then I'll... marry her, are you sure you have no objection?"
"No objection, no objection. I'm more like you, Master. At most, I'm a dick. After all, I'm a top student and also a hot girl. It's normal for a hot girl to have a dick."
He Ma: "A hot girl who kept herself clean for three years in college?"
In Japan, the term "Hot Girl" actually implies the meaning of "***", and most students agree that Hot Girl is already killed by hundreds of people and thousands of people.
The key is that these girls themselves feel that it is normal to do this kind of thing.
There are also things like sex and socializing. Sometimes these girls think that I am a hot girl, and if I don’t do something "in my profession", it seems that a hot girl is disqualified.
Of course, there must be girls who are just hot girls with good looks, but they are relatively rare—that is, there are more in anime works.
Nichinan seems to be such a person.
"I'm obsessed with studying, can't I?" Ri Nan curled his lips and looked down at his nails.
Her nails were manicured and painted in a really brilliant color—standard for a Spice Girl.
But at the moment, Nichinan is wearing a white-collar professional attire, which doesn't go well with the gorgeous manicure.
He Ma asked, "Did no one say that your manicure doesn't match your business attire?"
"There are some, but there are too many. I was scolded by the editor-in-chief's uncle. My female colleague, that is, Mieko Oshiba, also suggested that I change to a simpler one." Nichinan spread his five fingers and looked at his manicure reluctantly. , "Becoming a social person, you have to say goodbye to dressing up as a hot girl."
He Ma was about to say something when suddenly it began to rain outside the car.
The rain was quite heavy, pouring in from the car window, and He Ma could only roll up the car window, then started the car and turned on the air conditioner.
Nichinan: "My side is leeward, and there is no rain coming in. It will be fine if I rely on my side for ventilation."
He Ma: "The wind direction will change later, and you will be covered all over."
As soon as the words were finished, the direction of the wind changed, and a strong wind came in from Nichinan's side, soaking a large area of her clothes all of a sudden.
Nichinan closed the window, then tore off the paper towels on the car and gently wiped the clothes.
"Master, master, look! The welfare picture is also!" She smiled and said to Kazuma.
"Okay, I saw it." Hema said perfunctorily.
- Welfare screen after a little rain, are you looking down on me and someone? No, are you looking down on someone from Kiryu
Ri Nan curled her lips, and suddenly laughed again, she immediately began to take off her shirt: "Oh, my clothes are wet, it's uncomfortable to wear, and I catch a cold easily, so I have to..."
Kazuma took a large towel from the supply box in the backseat and threw it on Nichinan.
Nichinan: "Why do you have everything in your car!"
"Ask Xiaoqian, she prepared it for me."
"Why would someone bring such a big towel in the car!"
"This Chiyoko told me the reason. She said it was for me to sleep when I was guarding the prisoner. I wrapped it around my body as a quilt and lowered the chair to sleep."
Nichinan curled his lips: "Xiaoqian is really meddling."
Suddenly she thought of something again, and smiled: "Since there is such a big towel, it's fine for me to take off my shirt to dry it."
Kazuma glanced at Nichinan who was wriggling under the towel, shook his head and said nothing.
Seeing Kazuma's reaction, Nichinan sighed: "It's boring, don't do it anymore."
"Don't do it, I'll see what other tricks you can come up with. Anyway, there is such a big gear lever and handbrake between us, I don't believe you can still cross the Maginot Line."
Nichinan glanced at the car parts between his heel and the horse.
Then she took hold of the gear lever in a very evocative gesture and leaned close to it.
He Ma: "Why do you want to taste the leather?"
Nichinan: "Salty."
"Nonsense, it would be a big problem if it was sweet."
"Master, look at the way I hold the gear lever, right?"
He Ma: "No, I don't know how to add a gear lever, I don't have that habit."
Nichinan was speechless and straightened up.
He Ma: "Besides, I'm used to doing this while holding the big top."
Nichinan burst out laughing loudly: "Pull you! If you want to see me get a big head, just say it. Really, it's boring. They just want to give you some benefits, don't pull them down."
"What kind of welfare is it if you lick the gear lever of my car? You have to use your chest muscles to hold the gear lever. I barely count it as a bonus for you."
"You said it!" Nichinan became energetic and eager to try.
Then she discovered that because the two were sitting side by side in the car, as long as she clamped the gear lever, the sight of the horse and the horse would be blocked by the back of her head and back, and she could hardly see it.
Unless she can squeeze herself into the little space under the dashboard of the car, wrapping her pecs around the gear lever.
So Nichinan forced himself under the dashboard, but because the Japanese car is relatively small, it got stuck.
And Ma laughed.
Nichinan thumped the chair hard: "Don't just smile, pull me out!"
"No, I think this performance is very novel, I want to watch more."
Rinan Rina gritted her teeth and tried to pull herself out, but she couldn't use any force in this posture.
He Ma was still complaining next to him: "Our car is shaking so much now, maybe people think what we are doing."
"Then what are you doing!"
"I won't do it, I am a gentleman, and I will never take advantage of others' danger."
"Which honest gentleman would just smile when he sees a lady in trouble!"
"I am a gentleman, but I am not a gentleman. There is a difference between the two. A gentleman cannot be indifferent to a lady's difficulties."
"You! Damn it, how could I fall in love with a big villain like you, Master!"
At this time, Kazuma finally had enough of laughing, and stretched out his hand to pull Nichinan out.
Ninan Licai sat slumped on the seat, rubbing his waist: "God, I guess my waist is strained, what am I trying to do?"
"Your skirt is still torn." He Ma reminded.
"Ah! My skirt! Ah, but it doesn't matter, let Xiaoqian sew it at home."
"You can't sew yourself?"
"My home economics classes are all done by my followers."
Japanese high school home economics classes not only learn cooking, but also sewing-related content. Japanese school home economics classrooms even have sewing machines.
Nichinan sighed: "Oh, why didn't Yuzao come here? I thought that the period before Yuzao's arrival was the time for me to show off, and I could use the strength of alcohol to push the relationship further, but in the end I got In the end, I lost my skirt and lost my soldier.”
He Ma was about to answer when he suddenly saw someone driving a small electric donkey approaching him through the rain curtain.
He Ma: "It is estimated that Yuzao is here."
Rinan also saw the little eDonkey passing through the rain curtain: "Why does she drive an eDonkey here?"
"She doesn't have a motorcycle driver's license." He Ma replied.
"Can't she drive here?"
"Maybe the car won't be tuned for a while?" Hema shrugged, opened the door and got out of the car, looking at Yuzao approaching in the rain.
"Oh," Yuzao stopped in front of Kazuma, "It rained halfway, and I completely made a mistake. Now I am a drowned fox."
Kazuma looked at her completely soaked clothes and said, "Come in quickly, there is a big towel prepared by Chiyoko, wipe it off."
"It was a great help."
While speaking, Nichinan in the car had turned over the front seat and went to the back seat to stay there.
Tamamo handed over the battery car to Kazuma, and got into the cab by himself.
He Ma hesitated for a while with the battery car, and finally lifted the car, put it on the roof, and took the rope from the trunk to tie it up.
When he got back into the car, Nichinan asked in the back seat: "You... tied the battery car to the top of the GTR?"
"Ah, what's the matter?"
"Sports car lovers will cry!"