I Teach Kendo in Tokyo

Chapter 96: Good eggs, no problem eggs

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In fact, He Ma didn't know what the Japanese high school mathematics textbooks were. The original owner was a scumbag, so there was nothing related to the textbooks in He Ma's memory.

So Hema can only say: "Yes, but it's not systematic, isn't it? The derivatives and congruences that are often used in analytic geometry are actually related to calculus..."

After talking with Ma, he was not confident anymore, and he even began to doubt whether Tongyu studied in high school or university in his previous life...

The chairman stared at Kazuma with deep, impenetrable eyes, and the lenses of the thick-rimmed glasses happened to reflect the light of the fluorescent lamp not far away.

With Ma Xin, he put on a posture that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water. He didn't intend to explain any more. If he is suspected, he should be suspicious. Is it possible that the chairman can still guess that Kiryu and Ma are time travelers

Unexpectedly, the Chairman came up with such a sentence: "Student Kiryu, weirdness is not always friendly."

In an instant, the hairs on the back of Hema's head stood on end.

Sure enough, this world is not a normal technological world!

Think about it carefully, in this world, there are knives who can choose their masters, there are Bodhisattvas who can run away, and there are swordsmen who can sprint out afterimages—well, well, not swordsmen yet, but they will be in the future!

In short, there are really strange things in this world, but how much these things affect reality is still not very clear to He Ma.

And to figure out this problem, there is no doubt that it depends on the captain of the transportation brigade, no, it is the chairman of the committee!

"What do you mean?" He Ma first pretended to be stupid, luring the other party to explain further.

"Literally, classmate Hema must have obtained a talisman that blesses his studies at some small shrine. I am the president of the school's ghost story club, and I have sorted out quite a few urban legends like this."

The chairman took out a booklet from his bag and showed Kazuma the contents.

This is a clipping album, which contains "tofu blocks" of supernatural events cut from various newspapers and magazines.

The chairman also carefully classified and labeled the clippings, and handwritten many supplementary records beside the clippings.

-Huh

And the horse scratched his head.

Why does it feel different from the expected development

He Ma looked at the chairman again.

The chairman's figure and face are especially suitable for wearing a shrine maiden costume, so Kazuma Manxin thought that she was actually a genuine shrine maiden.

He is usually a serious top student in school. When the night is quiet, he takes off his glasses, loosens his braids, puts on a shrine maiden costume, and picks up a naginata to slay demons.

It turned out to be just a fan of urban ghost stories

At this time, Chiyoko stretched her head to look at the newspaper clippings displayed by the chairman, and suddenly pointed to one of them and said, "Ah, I've heard of this before, my classmate went to ask for a love amulet, and the senior she had a crush on confessed to her the next day .”

"Really?" The chairman took out a pen and carefully wrote down Chiyoko's testimony just now in the newspaper clipping book, "Can you tell me your classmate's last name? Just the last name is fine. There are still a few months and a few days left to ask for it." , it would be best if you could also tell me."

Chiyoko thought for a while, and told the chairman the date he remembered.

"Well, thanks for the information." The chairman said as he took out a small bag of candy and stuffed it into Chiyoko's hands.

"What?" Chiyoko looked at the candy in his hand suspiciously, "Kinpei candy? It's in a package I haven't seen before."

"Because it's produced by my family, it's delicious." The chairman said in a brisk voice, and she seemed very happy to get new testimony about urban legends.

Chiyoko swallowed, and looked at Kazuma.

It's true that this Jinpei candy looks quite good. The family is so tight, Chiyoko probably hasn't eaten candy for a while.

"Thank you then, chairman." Hema said to the chairman.

"How long are you going to call me Chairman?" The girl's voice was slightly complaining, "We are comrades who work hard together for Dongda, aren't we?"

Before Kazuma could answer, Chiyoko answered, "Yes, brother, you should call him Chief Cao."

The chairman and Hema asked in unison: "Why?"

"Because they are all comrades-in-arms, so you see, right?" Chiyoko patted Hema on the shoulder, "Brother, come on, it's not bad to be the leader of Wagashi House in the future."

I laughed with the horse, and the feeling of being teased by my sister is honestly not bad.

But, old girl, I bought you with a bag of Jinpingtang, isn't your sister-in-law too cheap

He Ma was complaining about his old sister in his heart, and the chairman stretched out his hand to pull his rest. When He Ma turned his attention, she asked seriously: "So, what's the answer? How long will you call me chairman?"

Because of Chiyoko's gag just now, Kazuma's thinking circuit is also in a rather funny state at this time, so he replied: "About ten months."

"Huh?" The chairman, who has always been very calm, showed a dumbfounded expression. To be honest, he was quite cute. "Is there really a time limit? Why is it ten months?"

"Because you will graduate from high school in ten months, and you will no longer be the chairman of the committee." He Ma explained solemnly.

In fact, he wanted to laugh, but the chairman's dumbfounded expression was so cute, he couldn't help but put on a straight face to tease her more.

The chairman also realized that she was teased, she sighed, and her shoulders drooped: "Don't make jokes at this time. Or, you have completely forgotten my name, so you can only make fun of it?"

After the chairman said this, He Ma discovered that he really didn't remember what the chairman's real name was.

Searching all over the memory, there is only the title of chairman.

It stands to reason that for a beauty of the chairman's level, boys shouldn't even remember her name.

Although she has braids and thick-rimmed glasses, she is not the kind of country girl character that only appears in comics.

When she wears this outfit and stands on the streets of big Chinese cities in 2020, passers-by will definitely think that she is a model for street photography.

The original owner couldn't remember the chairman's name, so he could only explain that the original owner's attention was on Mikako.

The chairman looked at Hema, her eyes lost their brilliance and turned into dead fish eyes. It seemed that she realized from Hema's expression that Hema really didn't remember her real name.

Chiyoko was still on the sidelines: "Brother, this is your fault. You flirt everywhere like this, and you don't remember people's names. Maybe you will be stabbed at some point."

This time, the chairman picked up on Chiyoko's words: "That's right, people will dump their corpses on Mount Tiancheng later."

"Why Mount Tiancheng?" Chiyoko was confused by the sudden appearance of the place name, "Is there any special meaning?"

Kazuma: "Chiyoko, haven't you read Yasunari Kawabata's The Dancing Girl of Izu?"

"Brother, have you actually read it?" Chiyoko asked even more surprised.

After thinking about it with Ma, based on his impression of the original owner, there is a high probability that the original owner has never read it.

But it doesn't matter, the current traveler and horse have read it in order to pretend to be a literary youth to pick up girls!

Read the Chinese version!

So if the chairman suddenly recited the sentences in it, he would be caught blind. It's better to pretend that he didn't read it, it's safer.

So He Ma turned his eyes away and put on a guilty look: "I read it... a little bit, at least I know there is Tiancheng Mountain in it."

Chiyoko: "Actually, you read the introduction in a tourist brochure or something?"

It seems that Chiyoko also knows very well that his former brother's mind is a cultural desert.

After all, Chiyoko once questioned why Kazuma was able to use idioms suddenly.

Fortunately, she didn't get to the bottom of it, otherwise He Ma would have capsized without meeting the Chairman.

He Ma felt that if he continued to circle around on this topic, he would have to explain why he was suddenly educated now, so he chose to forcibly switch the topic back to the chairman’s name:

"Chairman, I really didn't forget your name on purpose, it's just that you... are too conscientious, and the impression of the chairman is too strong, so I can't remember your real name, that..."

"Jinguji," the chairman interrupted Kazuma, "Jinguji Tamamo, please don't forget this time."

He Ma couldn't help frowning, and his eyes drifted unconsciously to the chairman's head.

Chairman, with a name like this, you don’t have an entry like a fox fairy on your head, isn’t it appropriate

However, He Ma didn't see a single entry above the chairman's head.

The chairman blinked and raised his face strangely: "Is there something on top of my head?"

He Ma Xin wanted to try it out, so he said, "Yes, I saw that you have grown fox ears."

The chairman chuckled.

Chiyoko: "Brother, have you always been so good at flirting at school? You seem to be much more proficient than those who come to strike up a conversation."

That's right, I'm... wait!

"Who hit on you?" He Ma Rulin was a big enemy.

"Don't be so nervous, don't you know what your sister looks like, is it normal for someone to strike up a conversation?"

He Ma was about to answer his sister's words, but the chairman took the conversation back.

As if she hadn't heard the off-topic conversation between Kazuma and Chiyoko just now, she continued the original topic directly: "I was originally called Jinguji Yuko, but I always wrestled when I was a child, so I asked the host of Di Shitian, the host It's not good to say the name, it's chubby, so it falls a lot."

The pronunciation of Yuzi in Japanese is very similar to the pronunciation of egg, so it is estimated that this is what the host said.

"So, when I was three years old, my family changed my name to Yuzao. It is said that after changing the name, I will not fall."

He Ma said "oh", and then said: "You are quite round now, some parts."

Chiyoko stepped on Kazuma fiercely: "Brother! *Harassment is prohibited!"

At this time, the clerk of the bookstore suddenly appeared next to He Ma: "Well, a few, sorry, some customers complained that your voice is a bit loud."

"Oh, sorry." The chairman hurriedly bowed to the clerk, "We'll leave right away."

After that, she glanced at the horse.

"I know a good second-hand bookstore with a complete range of books and a good environment. The owner is a very knowledgeable old woman. I like it very much."

He Ma nodded: "Okay, please lead the way, Chairman."

"... still called the chairman?"

"Sorry, egg."

The chairman pursed his lips, glared at Kazuma with a hippie smile, shook his head helplessly, and admitted.

"Let's go," she said.

"Okay, eggs."