"My Boyfriend Seems Sick" Author: A Goose
brief introduction:
I think my boyfriend is sick, the sickness of unspeakable shame.
1.
I think there is something wrong with my boyfriend.
It's not that kind of mental or personality defect, nor is there any serious illness. My boyfriend doesn't smoke or drink, and he works out all year round. He looks very healthy, and is healthier than me anyway.
Well, it seems.
I think he is sick, the sickness of unspeakable shame.
One question, will your boyfriend stop touching you after living with you for a year
Even sleeping in separate rooms.
2.
Damn it makes me sick to talk about it.
I've lived together for a whole year. I've seen him shirtless, but I've never seen him take off his pants. The biggest scale of the show is the daily good morning and good night kisses, and they are also fixed regularly. If he asks for a kiss at noon, he doesn't necessarily ignore me. .
But most of the time at noon I didn't have time to look for him. I was so busy with work that he usually fell asleep when I got home.
He is used to getting up early and exercising in the morning. He once wanted to take me there, but I stayed up late every day when I was busy, and getting up early was killing me.
So he had to come to my room every morning, drag me out of the bed, and give me a good morning kiss.
Now that I think about it, it's a miracle that I didn't kill him when I got up.
What, how are you after the good morning kiss
Oh, and not after the good morning kiss.
Even if I had slept in my black lace panties the night before, he wouldn't have made the next move.
I'm just giving an example, I don't have black lace panties.
After all, I am an aesthetically normal adult man.
In fact, I just wanted to ask, do you know which men's hospital is more reliable? I want to take him to see it.
3.
I just work a little irregularly, why do you all think that I am engaged in some indescribable profession.
I am a private investigator and my boyfriend is a lawyer.
My income has not been stable, and the job is entirely based on character, and except for the kind of work that is routinely investigated, there are only other jobs you can't think of.
I even feel like some of my clients have their cerebral cortex polished.
I'll give an example.
I was looking for a suspect, who was so tired that he didn't take a bath for a week and went home. In the end, the client told me that he just had no inspiration to write a novel, and he made up the case.
fuck it.
But he paid, and it was God who paid.
My boyfriend's income is relatively stable. He has passed the most difficult time at the beginning, but his work is very tiring. I met his friend some time ago, and I mentioned it to me. I don't understand why he wants to So desperate to take the case, after all, the money we both earned together, life is more than enough.
You said that everyone worked hard for life outside during the day, and at night they wanted to do something passionate to save their numb souls, right
Living together for a year and nothing happened I really don't understand.
4.
I forgot to mention that the good morning kiss was on the forehead, probably because I didn't brush my teeth, and the good night kiss was less frequent, because he and I were always working overtime.
This kind of kiss doesn't hold any desire at all.
But he's really good at making love, and his mouth is so sweet that people want to fall in love with him when they hear it.
However, there is no more after that.
I think he's probably frigid, at least 70% of the time.
As for whether the remaining 30% is an obstacle to some function, I don't know.
I've never seen him take off his pants.
Don't talk about getting up in the morning to see Zhenzhang, remember, we divided, room, and sleep.
Ha ha.
The only thing that can be ruled out is that he is definitely not cheating.
Don't forget what I do, as long as he dares, I can find clues to his derailment in a hundred ways.
Apart from this difficult question, the boyfriend is indeed an impeccably good boyfriend.
He is handsome and sweet, and he is good at cooking and can play the violin.
But I really don't want to listen to him play the violin when I come home tired from work... It's like a sleepy song, and I fall asleep right away... At this time, it's obviously more refreshing to take a shot.
But he will never understand my heart.
5.
Why do you think I'm not working hard enough.
I work very hard. As a person who has never liked to take the initiative, I really work very hard.
People who say I don't work hard obviously don't have a boyfriend like me.
For example, he insisted on playing the violin after going home for dinner at night.
I deliberately took a shower, changed my bathrobe, pulled off my neckline and pretended to be asleep on the sofa to give him a chance! ! !
Then he drew flowers on my face.
Well, I knew it when he was drawing, but then he couldn't help but actually fell asleep.
Really tired.
The next day I pointed to the graffiti on his face and asked him what the fuck was this.
He said: Uh... send you a hair
Ha ha.
For another example, in the summer, I deliberately broke the air conditioner in my house, and then used it as an excuse to sleep with him.
In summer, everyone wears less clothes, and something can happen if you are not careful.
He said: You sleep here first.
Then went out.
Don't think too much, it's not going to take a shower or going downstairs to buy some indescribable necessities.
He went to fix the air conditioner in my house.
Stay up all night, fixed it.
I couldn't hold back and fell asleep. When I woke up the next day, I saw him smiling at me with dark circles under his eyes: the air conditioner is repaired, you can move back to sleep tonight~
But I'm not happy at all.
I can't be happy.
I want to pry open his head to see what's inside.
Does he really not understand? ! At this time, I went to repair the air conditioner!
Why didn't he go to heaven!
Why is there a lawyer who knows so much about air conditioning repairs
My heart is tired.
I have also done things like forgetting to bring towels/clothes/underpants to him when taking a shower, leaning on the sofa with legs crossed around the towel after taking a shower and watching TV, finding various excuses to share a bed with him, etc.
All, useless.
But aren't these hints straightforward enough? I think his IQ is quite high and should be able to understand.
Don't talk about being strong, he is a lawyer, and I'm afraid he will get angry and sue me and ruin my family.
What's more, I still like you more.
So, my boyfriend is either inactive or cold-hearted.
6.
After choosing the hospital, how can I persuade him to go to the hospital.
I have never talked about this issue directly before. If someone asks me this kind of question, I feel that it will hurt my self-esteem, because I am afraid that he will not be happy.
Tell him that this is a general medical examination
I don't believe it myself.
To be fair, I still like him very much, and I am afraid that he will break up with me because of this problem.
If there is something wrong with him, now that medicine is so advanced, we will see a doctor when we are sick, and I will not despise him if he cannot be cured. After all, some rubber crafts and manufacturing industries are also very developed now, I just think he can't hide it for a lifetime. Well, I want to know the truth, that's all, it makes me feel very uncomfortable that he hides it from me like this.
But having said so much, I still don't know how to tell him about it.
You said that if I asked him directly if he was impotent, would he just beat me to death
7.
When it comes to how I met my boyfriend, it's quite a coincidence.
One of my clients asked me to investigate her cheating husband and forward the information to her lawyer, she wanted a divorce.
Yes, her lawyer is my current boyfriend.
The first time I met, I felt okay, just an ordinary lawyer who seemed to be meticulous.
But it looks pretty handsome, and it suits my taste.
After handing in the documents, I left and didn’t remember much about it. I didn’t expect that after a while another client of mine asked me to investigate his cheating wife and then forward the documents to his lawyer… Yes, this client’s The lawyer is still him.
This time he took the initiative to say hello to me.
The third time... Well, I said it was a coincidence, the third time was still a familiar plot and a familiar lawyer.
I asked him if he specialized in this type of divorce case.
He also asked me if I was helping people investigate the mistress's extramarital affairs.
After speaking, he couldn't help laughing and handed me a business card.
I told him: I have no divorce lawsuit to fight.
He smiled and said: You can call me without a lawsuit.
Seriously, he's really sultry and good-looking when he smiles.
How to do! Remember that smile once in a while! I miss him!
8.
When I got home the other night, he didn't work overtime, and neither did I.
We ate dinner together and watched a movie together.
He picked the movie, and I was a little surprised that it turned out to be an indescribable movie.
Yaoshou, ah, I'm a little excited to watch an indescribable love movie.
So while he was downloading the movie, I was so excited that I didn't wash the dishes, so I ran to take a quick shower.
I haven't seen this movie, I'm so busy that I don't have time to watch the movie.
It opens in a gray forest with a ghostly old castle.
The protagonists are the humans who strayed into the castle and the vampires in the castle.
Oooh there's a horror element! I like!
Horror movie! Just looking at it, you can pretend to be afraid of shrinking into your boyfriend's arms, and then rubbing it will be a matter of course, how wonderful!
Yet I was still too naive.
Most of the people who do my job are bold and honest.
In the business of being a boyfriend, in addition to being bold and serious, I am also more careful.
We started to have a deep and friendly discussion about whether vampires can help oral sex, and we thought about how many injuries the unspeakable part of the bitten brother received should be counted as several grades of injuries. Can't help but sigh this