The little brother is simply a hero, and then there is no more.
I didn't even watch the movie. After chatting and reaching a consensus, I went to wash the rest of the dishes and he went to sleep.
When I was doing the dishes, I felt like something wasn't right.
Damn, what am I more serious about watching a love action movie
I looked at the bowl full of oil in my hand and cried silently.
9.
Don't tell me why he doesn't do housework when he sleeps and I wash dishes.
He is actually very hardworking! He finally had a holiday and he could turn the whole house over and wash it!
And you know what! I always thought he had obsessive-compulsive disorder, a very serious obsessive-compulsive disorder.
It is the kind of bottle and jar in the bathroom that he has to arrange according to height, shortness, fatness and thinness. The toothbrush and cup handle must all face in the same direction, and he wants to brush his teeth with a sense of rhythm.
His bedroom was the same as when he had just finished his psychiatric examination in college, and he had to sweep away any hair that fell from the floor.
When I first met him, I was really not used to it. I wanted to know what happened after we confirmed our relationship. I still remember, the first time we kissed, he looked at me affectionately with his black eyes, and we were far apart. Very close, I felt my heart beating faster, and the look in his eyes almost melted inside.
Then he said, honey, have you eaten gum.
I don't want to talk, I feel so tired just thinking about it...
I don't know why I'm with him either. Probably when my brain was caught in the car door, I suddenly felt that he was so handsome and couldn't hold back.
So here comes the problem.
I just found a dirty dog on the side of the road. How can I bring the dog home without being beaten by a clean freak.
10.
Oh, he didn't beat me.
This dog is very miserable. I guess one of its legs has been discounted. It is as thin as a skeleton, and the hair on its body is falling apart. It looks like a world map. Just bought chicken rolls.
I grabbed the bag and didn't let go, and it bit the bag and didn't let go.
Before I became a detective, I joined the army anyway. I can't beat anyone in terms of physical strength. It's my dinner if I die or not, and it's probably the only meal it has had for so many days.
To be fair, I quite like its stubbornness.
So I went and bought two more chicken wraps and managed to get it into my car.
When I brought the dog back, my boyfriend hadn’t come home from get off work, so I turned to the veterinary hospital. The doctor said that the dog’s leg needed surgery, and he had some skin problems, but he was so thin that he couldn’t be cured for the time being, so he gave it to me. Some medicine, let me take it home for two days.
Fortunately, the doctor said I can give it a bath, otherwise I will definitely be raped by my boyfriend.
The process of washing the dog is rather horrific.
It may be that the three chicken rolls just eaten are particularly powerful. It stubbornly resists, struggling to shake its few hairs, as if I am not going to give it a bath but to force it.
I was also soaked all over after washing the dog.
Then I opened the bathroom door and saw a gloomy boyfriend.
He said I had a badger smell of pet shampoo mixed in with the stink bugs that were full of fleas and blisters for a week.
11.
I feel like my self-esteem has been hurt.
My boyfriend washed and dried the dog and ordered me to wash the car thoroughly inside and out because my car smelled like that too.
I don't understand, he obviously doesn't ride in my car at all, why does he care so much about this.
When I finally washed the car, at three in the morning, I was so tired that I fell to the ground and fell asleep, and he started to force me to take a shower.
Don't come in without a shower, he said.
It's like you put me in bed after I take a shower! ! !
Baby is not happy!
But I didn't want to quarrel with him at the door of my house, so I had to take a shower with a stomach full of anger.
My boyfriend looked at me a few times, and suddenly said again: You are so stinky, you must not be able to wash it yourself.
Ha ha.
If you have the ability, help me wash it!
Boyfriend looked disgusted: go to the bathroom, I will help you wash.
Oh, I knew you wouldn't… wait, what? !
What did he just say? ! !
12.
Confused, I was pushed into the bathroom.
Confused, I was stripped of my clothes.
With a dazed face, I suddenly felt that this scene was simply the plot of some indescribable love action movie.
I'm so excited! ! !
When he took off my clothes, I was sober and excited. When he pushed me into the bathtub, I was sober and excited. Then he put in hot water. You know, one's spirit is very easy to relax when taking a bath.
For a client's case, I only slept for three or four hours in the past three days. I wanted to eat something and went home to sleep. I didn't expect to meet the stray dog, and I didn't expect to be kicked out by my boyfriend to wash the car. .
With so much foreshadowing, I just want to say something that I have to regret for at least half a year.
As soon as the hot water was on, I was fucking asleep.
I do not want to talk.
I want to be quiet.
The next day I woke up in my bed in my room, neatly dressed in the first set of pajamas hanging in my closet, and mired in painful self-blame.
What a perfect opportunity that I fell asleep! ! !
My boyfriend left a note on my desk saying he was on vacation and took the dog to the veterinary hospital to have a look.
Don't do love on vacation, what's the difference between you and salted fish! ! !
In that situation last night, why didn't you wake me up!
Does he just think I can't take a clean bath? ?
… I am so sad.
13.
Speaking of which, today, I actually didn't receive a good morning kiss from my boyfriend.
Is your boyfriend angry
I started to think carefully about everything that happened last night.
I don't seem to have done anything to make him angry
He told me to wash the car and I went right away, and he let me take a shower and I did it.
So what is he mad at
I don't understand, he's getting more and more unreasonable.
14.
The more I think about it, the more I think my boyfriend is cold.
If it were me, I would push him into the bathroom at night, forcibly remove his clothes, and then push him into the bathtub with his disheveled clothes...
Think hard, okay
But he is so calm!
Undress in an orderly manner! No shaking hands!
Oh don't ask me if he's responding, to be fair, I fell asleep and didn't see it.
I got up and went to the kitchen.
There is a note on the refrigerator saying that there is food in the refrigerator, just let me warm it up.
I'm still thinking about the problem that has been bothering me.
How can I persuade him to go to the hospital to have a look
He's already angry and I'm sure he'll be even more angry now.
I'll talk about it in a few days.
After dinner, I went into the study.
After the house was renovated, the study room was always used by my boyfriend. My job was basically out of the study room, and my boyfriend didn’t like others to disturb him while he was working, so the number of times I walked into this room was very limited.
I don't want to read, I just want to go to the study to find the spare key for the office. I lost the key when I was chasing someone last night. Fortunately, the key at home is still there, otherwise I might have to hold it last night. The dog squatted at the door of the room waiting for her boyfriend to come back.
The spare key was always in the drawer of the computer desk, I accidentally touched the mouse, and the computer screen suddenly lit up.
I glanced at the screen.
Are you still troubled by weakness
Are you still suffering from kidney deficiency and premature ejaculation
Come to xx male department, let you revive your glory! Be a real man for half an hour!
Wait, what kind of thing looks familiar.
…isn’t this the official website of the men’s hospital I was looking for? ?
Is the boyfriend already aware of his problem? Is this actively trying to find a hospital to solve it
This is fucking embarrassing.
To be reasonable, he must be very sensitive and inferior to this kind of issue at this time. If I bring this up to him again, his fragile little heart will definitely be hurt.
Since he went to the hospital by himself, there is no need to mention this matter.
Next, I should give him encouragement from side-by-side, encourage him to take good treatment, and let him understand that even if he can't be cured, I will not despise him.
God, I'm going to be moved by myself.
15.
I think it's imperative to tell my boyfriend that I love him.
Even if he is impotent and cold, I will not despise him.
Only in this way can he inspire his self-confidence and ignite his hope of life.
However, how to do this effectively and without trace is really a big problem.
I thought about it for a long time, but can't think of a result.
So I turned on the computer, opened the web page, and clicked search.
[How to persuade a friend with impotence to live strong]
After ignoring a bunch of male hospital advertisements and ancestral secret aphrodisiacs, I saw the inferiority and despair in the hearts of countless landlords who posted for help.
... It turns out that some people actually commit suicide for sex' incompetence.
Hey, why bother.
No, I must be optimistic about my boyfriend, love him, pet him and be considerate of him, or what if he commits suicide? !
16.
I was so obsessed with it that I didn't even hear my boyfriend open the door.
It wasn't until he stood behind me curiously and asked me what I was doing, I came back to my senses. I closed the computer in fright, and my heart was pounding, for fear that my boyfriend saw something I shouldn't have seen.
What if this irritated his fragile and sensitive little mind
Boyfriend frowned and asked: What are you looking at
I looked calm: nothing, the dog
Boyfriend looks weird: the dog is in the living room... what the hell are you looking at
I felt like I had a life crisis.
The boyfriend must have seen something, that's why he asked that.
I can't tell him the truth, I can't make him think that way.
I want him to know that I love him!
I want him to know that I will always be his strongest