I think there is a misunderstanding here...
Me: Misunderstanding
Boyfriend looks complicated: I think this misunderstanding is a bit big.
I don't understand.
Did your boyfriend say that on purpose because he didn't want to go to the hospital? Since you don't want to come, don't tell me you want to come in the first place! They all come and play with caution, hum, it's so annoying!
43.
My boyfriend dragged me all the way to the hospital's underground garage.
I was very puzzled by my boyfriend's actions, but I saw that his expression was so serious, there should be something important, so I didn't dare to speak, so I followed him into the garage.
My boyfriend pushed me into the car.
What's wrong with me? Is something wrong
Boyfriend looked serious.
I suddenly felt a little flustered.
Boyfriend: Are you impotent
me? ?
Boyfriend: Are you frigid
I:…
What's wrong with this man? Even if you have a problem with yourself, how can you still suspect that someone else has a problem!
I'm going to be pissed! Even if he is my boyfriend and I love him, I can't bear it!
Boyfriend: Speak.
Me: why are you like this!
Boyfriend looks a little pissed: what's wrong with me
Me: You are too much!
Boyfriend: Where am I going too far
Me: Are you saying these things too much? ! I'm going to be pissed!
Boyfriend: ... Forget it, I don't think you can tell.
I'm really pissed.
I can't tell what it is? ! Do you think I'm stupid? Where am I stupid? Can I do this if I'm stupid? !
I decided to express my anger at the moment, so I decided to open the car door and then slammed away, I pushed hard... push again... push hard...
Holy crap, this little bastard locked the door! ! !
My boyfriend pushed me back into the seat.
Boyfriend: I think you seem to have made up something extraordinary.
I was even more unhappy: what did I make up for? Say it! What have I figured out...
The boyfriend suddenly kissed him.
It's not a good-morning kiss that kisses the forehead, nor is it a good-night kiss that's just flesh-to-flesh.
It's the long-lost tongue kiss, ah tongue kiss! ! !
If it were normal, I would be very excited.
But right now what I'm thinking is...
What does this guy want to do? Does he think he won't get angry after kissing me like in the TV series! too naive! ! !
I'm going to push my boyfriend away.
I think that a detective like me who can fight for a dozen or three years on the front line of life and death can just hang up a boyfriend like a lawyer who stays in the office all year round!
Then I was pinned down again.
I'm going to cry.
It must be because of lack of exercise recently, that I couldn't push him away, and I felt that my hands were weak and weak.
44.
My boyfriend is so embarrassed.
You know, people who have been holding back for a long time are always very easy to react when they are teased.
I shouldn't do this, at least not in front of my boyfriend with physical defects, it will stimulate his fragile glass heart, he will be very sad, even beaten, feel inferior to others, and never recover.
Boyfriend: What are you making up for yourself
Me: I didn't...
How can I tell the truth!
To tell the truth, he will be more sad!
Boyfriend: Very good, you are not impotent.
Of course I am not! ! !
Well what does that mean! I'm going to be pissed!
The boyfriend said again: Do you think there is something wrong with me
Are you okay? !
The boyfriend sneered: You think I have a problem.
What should I do? I think today's boyfriend is very strange. Did he eat something strange in the morning? Wasn't he still a perfect boyfriend who is gentle and lovely and forgives everything yesterday!
… and many more.
Something seems not quite right.
The space in the car is very small, and my boyfriend pressed me like this, almost sticking his whole body to me.
He seems to be… also… responsive…
So my boyfriend is... not impotent... nor frigid...
shit.
Was it just a misunderstanding before? Thinking about it carefully, it seems that my boyfriend did not say that he has a problem... Nor did he say that the person who is going to see a doctor today is him...
This is fucking embarrassing.
Ignore me, I want to be quiet, leave me alone.
45.
I don't understand.
Since he has no problem, why did nothing happen when living together for a year!
Am I not attractive enough? But I see my boyfriend's reaction, obviously it's been a long time, right? !
Could it be that the boyfriend is a follower of some secret religion, and if he abstains for a long time, he will trigger special superpowers, and then he will save the earth with a group of friends
No, I can't think about it any more.
I always feel that if I keep thinking about it, my boyfriend will turn into an alien and leave the galaxy and return to his home planet.
Boyfriend sneered and said: I heard that you think I am impotent
I need to defend myself: no, it was a misunderstanding.
However, my boyfriend didn't want to listen to my explanation at all and was still struggling with that issue.
He took my hand and pressed my hand on his crotch, slowly stroking the fabric, the sound of rapid and deep breathing, the erection of the sex device under the pressed suit pants, both visually and audibly enough to make a heartbeat sharply accelerated.
Boyfriend: I am impotent
Me: … This is obviously a misunderstanding!
Why is he so obsessed with this question!
This misunderstanding is embarrassing enough! It's even more embarrassing to be obsessed with this problem!
How can I hint him to change the subject!
And your friends, can you let go!
We're not home yet, now in the hospital's underground garage, remember! ! !
Although I don't mind touching you like that! But can we go home and touch again! ! !
Boyfriend said: Every time you fuck me, you fall asleep. I thought you were either impotent or frigid!
ah
… Have it
Boyfriend: Living together for more than a year, more than 400 days, you do this every time!
Why can't I remember...
But speaking of it, if this matter is really just a misunderstanding... For more than 400 days, how many times has this been done less? ! What a waste of youth! Waste of time! Years are gone! Young and strong do not work hard! Sad boss! How can I be so stupid! ! !
Boyfriend: Very good, it saves a lot of medical bills.
My dear, your thinking is a little jumpy, I can't keep up...
Boyfriend: I'll buy other things with the money I save.
ah? buy what
Boyfriend smiled slightly: Guess.
What the hell, are you going to play Guess I Guess You Guess Me Guess
Why is he so retarded? Why do I feel like my boyfriend is really taking the wrong medicine today, he is completely inexplicable.
Boyfriend: Can you still think wildly at this time
Am I cranky? Where am I thinking? !
Boyfriend: Do you know how excited I am now
But I'm just embarrassed...
After such a long time of misunderstanding, doesn't the boyfriend feel embarrassed at all
If you have to ask if there are other feelings... Well, maybe there is still a little regret, wasted so much time, excited? Why get excited
Boyfriend: Can you fucking stop thinking about it! ! !
46.
He even yelled at me.
I am so aggrieved.
I'm going to hum.
How could he yell at me!
Boyfriend: I don't think I should care if you fall asleep. Why did I think you were too tired from work and fell asleep this year, so I let you have a good rest? !
I:…
Boyfriend: Because of this, I wasted a year, hehe.
I:…
Boyfriend: I should wake you up.
I:…
Me: wait darling, I'm getting sick of waking up...
Boyfriend choked.
Me: It's bad to wake me up! I might be so pissed I want to smash things!
Boyfriend: I said it all, can you fucking stop messing around, brain, make up!
I can not.
Boyfriend: … why
Me: I can't control it.
Boyfriend: Very good.
Me: And I think what I said makes sense.
Boyfriend: I shouldn't have woken you up.
Me: um, dear, you know it's good~
Boyfriend: I should wake you up.
…
... ? ?
… and many more.
Who is this person!
Isn't this tone of my gentle, kind, gentle, lovable and lovable boyfriend? ! !
47.
Boyfriend: I'm sorry, I swears.
Me: … No… It’s okay.
Boyfriend: I can't control it.
Me: I can understand how you feel...
Boyfriend: I think you shouldn't be sleepy now.
Me: not really sleepy...
Boyfriend: Very good.
Me: um... ok ok...
Boyfriend: That saves me from waking you up again.
I:…
…
My former boyfriend led the friends to save the world after a year of abstinence, inspired the second personality and the gentle main personality disappeared in another world? ?
No, I can't be cranky.
I want to return to the normal world.
…
It may also be that the main character left the Milky Way and returned to the home planet!
48.
Boyfriend: I can't control your mind.
I know! I can't control myself!
Boyfriend: But I can make you stop thinking about it.
This thing is very difficult! I haven't been able to control myself for so many years!
Boyfriend: I don't believe that you can still think wildly when you are having sex.
I don't know if I'll... wait! This is the hospital garage! ! Honey, can we go home again? ! ! Don't do this kind of thing here! It will be the headline of the news social section! ! !
Boyfriend: Yes.
... that's good, it scared me to death, I thought it was finally going to be the headlines.
Boyfriend: But you made me hard, how can I drive home like this
This is easy to do!
The boyfriend smiled ambiguous: what are you going to do
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