one!
Me: I'll just drive!
Boy friend:…
Boyfriend: Fuck.
49.
Did I say something wrong
My driving skills are very good. I have driven a car for so many years, and I am either stalking or chasing people. I must drive better than my boyfriend!
But why does my boyfriend look like he is about to choke to death
Boyfriend: I shouldn't be talking to you, talking to you at a time like this is my biggest mistake.
And yet you are still talking to me!
Boyfriend: Huh.
So let me drive home!
Boyfriend: Where's your tie
me? When I just got off the car to go to the hospital, I felt it was too hot and I lost the back seat with my jacket. What's wrong
Boyfriend: Nothing, can you pass it to me
Me: oh ok... what are you doing... uh uh... uh? ? ? !
Boyfriend: Nothing, I just want the world to be quiet, so that everyone can concentrate on doing things.
I:…
Boyfriend ripped open his shirt: I know this is the parking lot, but there is no one here, and our car is parked in the corner, no one will notice.
I:…
Boyfriend: The car is covered with film, so people outside can't see the inside.
I:…
Damn it's not safe at all!
Can I choose to say no and let me drive home? ! Give me time for a song! ! Be sure to get home safely! ! !
Boyfriend smiled: I know what you're thinking, but don't you think it's more exciting
He leaned down slowly with his hands on the chair, and the anxious heat was blowing in his ears.
Boyfriend: Don't be afraid, whoever dares to take pictures secretly, I will sue him bankrupt.
[Boyfriend's Perspective]
1.
I feel like my boyfriend is sick.
He is impotent, and may also be frigid.
I have been living together for more than a year now, and every time something is about to happen, he always falls asleep, which makes me very puzzled.
Didn't he feel something
For example, ambiguous atmosphere.
For example, I was touched by him.
How could he not notice.
Is he just pretending not to notice
He must be sick.
2.
I was very happy when we finally moved in together.
The reason why I decided to sleep in separate rooms in the first place was because I was worried that the two of us had different schedules, and that I would affect his rest when I woke up early. Besides, we all lived next door anyway, and when we went out, we turned to the other's room. We were two people. The bed is actually very convenient if you want to do something.
Now that I think about it, I was so naive back then.
He just didn't care about it at all, and he fell asleep without any pressure.
Looking at it this way, it was a wise decision.
Who can stand such flirting!
3.
He is a private detective, most of the time in charge of marriage and love investigations, and occasionally some interesting cases, he will not go home for a week in a row when he is at his busiest, and sleep most of the time when he is resting.
At first, I thought that he fell asleep after teasing because he was too tired from work. He was still repaying his mortgage and car loan, and he was still under financial pressure. He was probably worried about these, so he worked so hard.
Later I even wondered if he could stop being so busy if I made more money.
Then I found that I was thinking too much.
A year has passed, and even if he is on vacation, he still sleeps after he is finished.
Several times, he was pushed onto my bed, and he turned around to get a condom and fell asleep.
Shit, I'm mad when I say that.
I know I'm swearing.
I also know that swearing is bad.
But I couldn't help it, I even wanted to scold a few more words.
There must be something wrong with him, but he didn't dare to tell me.
very good.
I think my boyfriend is either impotent or frigid.
4.
It's not easy for me to endure it till now.
Several times I even wanted to wake him up and force it, but then I couldn't help but think of what I've learned over the years, that thick stack of criminal laws.
What's more, he's already so tired, I should let him rest.
He's not happy about it.
I hold back.
Who let me take the initiative to flirt with him in the first place.
This is actually the case, I think he probably doesn't know it until now.
At that time, I had a client who needed a divorce. I found a detective to investigate her cheating husband, and asked the detective to hand me the investigation data.
Yes, her detective is my current boyfriend.
Impressions from the first meeting... Very good, he looks a little sloppy, it is said that he did not have a good rest because of the long tracking, and the ends of his hair were raised in a pinch, but unexpectedly he looked very cute, now that I think about it, I should feel good about him. It was love at first sight.
After that, things were very simple.
I got his contact information from the client and recommended him to my other clients.
When we met for the third time, he finally couldn't help but ask me if I was specializing in this type of divorce case.
I was finally able to justify giving him my cell phone number so that he could call me when he was free.
It suddenly occurred to me when I handed the business card that I didn't know if he was single or his sexuality.
If he's a married guy, or a straight guy with a girlfriend, that's embarrassing.
He stared at my business card for a long time, then raised his head and told me hesitantly that he had no divorce lawsuit.
I was also a little hesitant, but I had already said this, so I had to bite the bullet and continue talking. You can call me even if there is no lawsuit.
I won a bet.
He's single, gay, and has a crush on me.
Two weeks later, we had our first date in the park, then holding hands, hugging, and kissing, and it went fast, but it came naturally.
After that, we stopped at the part of kissing, as if the clock suddenly stopped, stuck in an embarrassing position and stopped, I thought that things would develop after living together...
Ha ha.
I'm still too young.
5.
I don't know why I am so patient.
Whether he was intentional or not, he seemed to take me as a pleasure.
It's a brutal treat!
I remember one night, he suddenly came to my house, told me that his air conditioner was broken, and then rolled on my bed.
This kid wants to tease me again.
Judging from the energy on his face, he probably wouldn't turn his head and fall asleep.
I told him to wait, and then went to the living room to find some indescribable necessities.
Because these things are not usually used at all, I have forgotten that I threw these things into that corner, and it took some time to find them, but it should not take more than ten minutes, after all, I am very impatient at the moment.
Then I went back to the room and saw him sleeping soundly with my pillow in his arms.
very good.
I'm being selfish again.
He came to my house just wanting me to fix an air conditioner.
…
In fact, it doesn't matter whether he is impotent or not.
After all, I fucked him, not he fucked me.
I think even if he is cold and flirted, he will still have desires.
So I took him to watch a very explicit pornographic movie.
I struggled for a long time when choosing a film, and I deliberately chose a film with horror elements.
Maybe he will get into my arms with fear!
Halfway through, he suddenly told me that vampires can't help oral sex at all.
I am totally bewildered.
After that, we had a purely technical friendly discussion. Most of the time, he said that I rolled my eyes. After that, he was very happy to wash the dishes, and I was not interested, and I was a little angry. I really didn't want to see his face. , had to go home to sleep.
Sometimes I really want to beat him up.
I decided to choose a good hospital and persuade him not to give up treatment.
6.
I saw a post when I was wondering whether the municipal hospital was reliable or the men's hospital was reliable.
The poster is trying to commit suicide because of impotence.
I was suddenly a little scared, what if he felt that his inferiority was stimulated and suddenly wanted to commit suicide? !
No, I have to think to boost his self-confidence.
I'm going to tell him I love him.
7.
He even brought a dog back.
A lame dog that was dirty, half shed, and left a smudge under the floor I dragged last night.
very good.
To be honest, I don't hate dogs, and I have no problem with him picking up a dirty dog.
Yet I am still angry.
He even let the wet dog run around in the bathroom, even if he couldn't wash the dog, he also made himself into that smell.
I kicked him out to wash his car and carried the dog into the bathroom.
I don't understand why this dog reacts so violently to the bath, I'm not trying to force it? !
After washing the dog and mopping the floor, he came back.
I had an idea, and suddenly I had a new idea.
bath! What a great opportunity!
I can say he can't wash himself and then give him a bath! Rub, rub, rub, and then something uncontrollable can happen.
I was so excited that I pushed him into the bathroom.
I was so excited that I ripped off his clothes.
This scene looks like something out of some indescribable love action movie.
Just thinking about it makes me even more excited!
…
Then he fell asleep.
As soon as the hot water was released, he fell asleep.
Oh shit.
How can he fall asleep anywhere? !
8.
I really want to throw him in the bathtub and let him sleep like that all night.
But then he will get sick, catch cold, get fever.
I'd better take him out.
9.
The more I thought about it that night, the more angry I was. How sleepy was he? Can't you just have a good day without dozing off
If it was me, he would push me into the bathroom at night, forcibly strip off my clothes, and then push me into the bathtub with my disheveled clothes...
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