I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me
瘸子都被我忽悠的站起来了
Author: 黑猫睨睨
Latest: Chapter 166
Status: Completed
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Genres: Supernatural, Horror, Comedy
Tags: carefree protagonist celebrities clever protagonist collegeuniversity confident protagonist
The third young master of the Gu household, Gu Ye, had a wooden personality, a stuttering speech, couldn’t remember an answer after being told ten times, didn’t dare to protest after being bullied, was considered the shame of high society. His father, in a fit of anger, sent him back to the old home in the country for the new year. But unexpectedly, he came back like a new person, in half a year testing into the top university of the capital with the highest score in the whole school.
The entire high society circle was shocked!
After receiving his acceptance letter, the Gu family searched for Gu Ye for three days, and finally found him under an unassuming overpass. The Gu Ye who used to remain silent after being beaten had laid out a stall, stepping on a few hoodlums beneath his foot, and was selling drawings while he called out: “Exorcism Wards! Guanyin safety talismans! Wards against evil for the house! Anti-goblin and demon talismans! ……Supersale on wards and talismans! If you have the right karma, 88 per ward! Don’t pass this by!”
He looked down beneath his foot, saying with a grin: “I have special Give Up Wickedness Talismans, I think you each need three.”
Sassing heaven, earth, and air, if you don’t obey then let’s fight and don’t blather, supernatural arts grandmaster bottom. Polished scoundrel, beast in human clothing, wife-spoiling maniac, black-bellied top.
顾家三少爷顾叶,生性木讷,说话结巴,一道题讲十遍,他连答案都记不住,被人打了都不敢吱声,堪称豪门之耻。
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他爸一气之下,过年的时候把他送回了乡下老家,没想到回来之后就像变了一个人一样,半年后还以全校第一的成绩考上了帝都第一大学!
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整个豪门圈子震惊了!
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接到录取通知书之后,顾家找了顾叶三天,终于在一个不起眼的天桥底下找到了他,那个被揍了都不敢吱声的顾叶正在摆摊,脚底下踩着几个小混混,边卖边画边吆喝:“驱鬼符、观音镇安符、收宅镇煞符、斩妖除魔符……符咒大甩卖啊!只要是有缘人,一张八十八!走过路过不要错过!”低头看脚下,笑眯眯的说:“本人特制改邪归正符,我觉得你们一人需要三张。”
怼天怼地怼空气、不服就干别逼逼的玄术大师受X斯文败类、衣冠禽兽、宠妻狂魔腹黑攻
那些烂七八糟的符咒都是剧情需要胡诌的,都别当真哈~
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