I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Chapter 1: I figured it out, you were green

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Just after the New Year, Anxian Town, located in the northwest area of H City, held a temple fair as in previous years. These few days are more lively than usual, because a little fairy has come to town, and it will be a special god to be able to pinch.

It wasn't until after nine o'clock that an eighteen- or nine-year-old boy came late, took out a cloth banner with "Fortune-telling" written on it from his pocket, placed it on the table, and drank slowly with a cup of milk tea. This young man has a handsome face, beautiful peach eyes, long eyelashes, very white skin, and his pupils are darker and brighter than normal people.

As soon as he came, the people who had been wandering around immediately surrounded him, forming a long queue.

"Little Immortal, you can do the math for me. You can do whatever you want." A big brother with a big waist and big eyebrows came over to please, and before he could sit down, Gu Ye waved his hand, "Go, go, your family is in harmony. , good health, what counts?"

When the big brother heard this, he left happily, as if he had picked up a big bargain.

"Cut!" In the team, a young man dressed in a famous brand stood out in the crowd. His handsome face was full of disgust. He looked at the big brother as if he was looking at an idiot. They are all mentally retarded! Believe this too

An old man in front of this man heard his disdainful smacking his lips, and turned his head to persuade him, "Don't believe me, young man, this little gentleman is the most famous immortal in our eight villages."

At this moment, Gu Ye just raised his head, saw the man's face at a glance, and then looked at the girl following the man, Gu Ye's mouth twitched, and he smiled at the man. You are truly talented.

Only then did the man see Gu Ye's appearance clearly, and he was suddenly suffocated by Gu Ye's laughing breath. He was originally a master of meat and vegetables, and he came to such a bad place to catch girls. I didn't expect that in this broken place, there are more beautiful boys than this girl. Seeing that this little liar is not too old, Luo Junkun immediately had an idea. If he can't sleep with this girl, it's not bad to play with this little guy.

Gu Ye could see what the man was thinking at a glance, and was immediately amused. With his reborn body, this bastard may not be able to afford it with any money. Gu family in the capital, a famous wealthy family all over the country, he is serious. 's little master. Now he is here, but he was sent here by his father to think about it.

Several others were driven away in front of them, and finally it was their turn. The girl holding the man's arm was overjoyed, "Little god, take a look, when will we be able to get married for a hundred years?"

Gu Ye picked up the milk tea on the table, took a slow sip, took out a WeChat QR code from his pocket, and handed it over rudely.

The man glanced at the QR code, and his eyes fell on Gu Ye's face again. As he transferred money, he approached with a smile: "Can you add a WeChat account, Mr. Xiao, one day we will see Feng Shui in our new house, and I will find you again."

Gu Ye looked at the transfer on WeChat, 50,000.

As soon as Gu Ye raised his head, the other party raised his eyebrows at him hintingly.

The girl next to her quit, pulled her boyfriend's sleeve, and asked anxiously, "Jun Kun, why did you give so much money?"

Luo Junkun said dotingly: "It doesn't matter, I'm willing to spend any amount of money for my baby."

When the girl heard this, she looked at her boyfriend affectionately and blushed.

Gu Ye was amused, "Girl, you have already turned green into seaweed, let this bastard get out of the way, don't harm the daughter of a good family."

In a word, it's like a basin of cold water, which poured out the two warm people.

"What are you talking about?!" Luo Junkun immediately became anxious. What did he say when he took the money

The girl's face was also not good-looking. She frowned and pressed her temper and asked, "Master, did you read it wrong? You didn't read your palmistry or calligraphy, so why did you say that my boyfriend is not good?"

Gu Ye's tone was still unhurried, "You can see from his face that he is a typical stingy person, and he is tolerant of his wife and children. If the eyebrows are too short and the eyebrows are messy and messy, he must be at odds with his peers in the family, and he is not a good person. Filial piety, have you heard of the old clan? Moreover, he is a typical three-length and three-short life style, and the roots of the mountain are blue, and there is already a sign of separation from the soul. If he does not accumulate virtue and do good deeds in the future, he will fall again. Those children have crossed over so well, they will definitely not live to be thirty-six years old." After Gu Ye finished speaking, he waved to the two of them and signaled to the next one.

The man's face was a bit ugly, it was so cold, and the forehead was frightened into a cold sweat. This fortune teller is absolutely right!

The girl's eyes looking at Gu Ye were full of anger, "You liar! Liar! Give us the money back!"

Gu Ye shook his head, everyone in the world wants to hear good fortune-telling, but as the saying goes, nine things are not perfect, how can there be so many smooth sailings in the world? "Go out from here, and within three steps, you will receive the news that someone is pregnant with your boyfriend's last child. If this child also falls, he will really die."

The girl pulled her boyfriend and tried to come forward to make a theory. Unexpectedly, just after taking two steps, she heard her boyfriend's cell phone ding. Even if she didn't believe it, after Gu Ye said so much, she felt a little uncomfortable. At this time, when she heard that the other party's mobile phone had information, she naturally took a look at it. Unexpectedly, just this one glance, the girl's face changed. .

The message is: Brother Kun, I am pregnant with your child, is Gao happy

The man looked at Gu Ye as if he had seen a ghost, this fortune teller was definitely weird.

"Luo Junkun! You bastard!" The girl reacted and slapped the man in the face, crying angrily.

Luo Junkun was completely dumbfounded, and he didn't even react when he was beaten. This fortune teller was even right about such a thing. He said just now that he would not live to be thirty-six years old, was that true? He is twenty-eight this year!

Following the girl's slap, many young men rushed over in the crowd. These people were the girl's brother and cousin. The countryside is a village. I wish they were all relatives. Go up and beat the scumbag. During the chaos, Gu Ye stood up and started to pack his things. Someone saw that he wanted to leave and stopped him quickly, "Little god, don't leave. It's still early, so let's do the rest."

Gu Ye smiled and shook his head, "No, the person who picks me up has already arrived. Just now was the last divination I made here. I'm going home."

At this time, a luxurious commercial car stopped on the side of the road, and a beautiful woman in a red jacket and an unusually beautiful dress, and a boy of fifteen or sixteen came down from it. When Mrs. Gu saw Gu Ye's battle, her forehead buzzed with anger. Not only did this third child not regret it, but he also dared to engage in feudal superstition and deceive people!

The third child of their family is the shame of a wealthy family. He is cowardly and stupid. His father spent a lot of money to put him in a key high school. The first time I came back, I was blackmailed by a group of gangsters for half a year without daring to speak. Years ago, I didn’t study after the holiday, so I stayed at home to study some feng shui and numerology. I dared to put up a gossip array in the bedroom, as if I could take the test after putting it in the array. His father’s blood pressure was too high, so he was sent to the country. In his hometown, let him make up lessons and reflect on it, and he doesn't want to see him during the Chinese New Year.

"Gu Ye! You even lied to the villagers. Let's see how your father cleans you up!" Mrs. Gu lowered her voice and shoved the piece of canvas on Gu Ye's table into Gu Ye's pocket, for fear of being late. It will be dismantled in a second, and they will come to the door to settle accounts.

Gu Ye looked innocent, "If he kills me, you will have one less son. You can't have another son at such an old age."

Gu Ye really didn't wrong his stepmother. Mrs. Gu came from a normal background. Now that she can become Mrs. Gu, she is not a person without a plan. However, there is no big wickedness, it is poverty that has created her greedy character, and she has a lot of small calculus. Especially after having a child of her own, she has more ideas, but after all, the original body was brought up by her since she was a child, and she would be reluctant to kill or maim her, so Mrs. Gu's usual trick is to use the stupidity of the third child. , to set off his son's cleverness and well-behaved, blow the pillow wind at night, and let the original body be beaten by his father a lot.

Mrs. Gu was stunned when she was told, and only then did she realize that Gu Ye had changed a lot. How did Xiaojie's mouth become so neat? The eyes are also smart, don't you stay? After reacting to it, Madam Gu's face turned red with anger, who is too old to give birth? !

Gu Ye took it out of his pocket, took out a few pieces of change left over from buying milk tea, and a fifty-cent steel shovel, all of which were stuffed into Mrs. Gu, very filial: "Your son, I have made money, I will go back and buy a chicken for you. Make up your body."

Mrs. Gu held the few dollars and stomped her feet angrily.

Gu Ye looked at the young man next to Mrs. Gu again, and immediately smiled and rolled his eyes, and hooked his finger at the child, "Fourth, come here!"

The original owner has lost a soul since he was a child, he is dumb and stupid, and no one wants to play with him, but this younger brother doesn't dislike him, he has always been by his side, and ran after him when he called, perhaps because of the original owner's memory. , Gu Ye felt a cordial feeling when he saw this child.

Gu Yang felt the call of the third brother, and ran over like a big Alaska, "Brother, are you really good at fortune-telling? Why have you changed?"

Gu Ye rubbed Gu Yang's head with a smile, and said meaningfully: "Yes, your brother is a teacher, and you don't go to school in the future. Follow your brother to set up a stall under the overpass, and your brother will lead you to make a fortune. Run to a well-off life and reach the pinnacle of life in minutes!"

The original owner's mother bled heavily when the original owner was born, and the rescue was ineffective and passed away. While taking care of the business, Mr. Gu has to take care of three children, which is really inconvenient, so he married Mrs. Gu. Three years later, Gu Yang was born. In this family, Gu Yang's identity is really embarrassing. Mrs. Gu has begun to calculate for her own son, but this stupid child is so old that she doesn't know how to plan for herself, and she knows how to play stupidly. , I can't study, I run behind my brother every day, and I have a good relationship with any brother.

Gu Ye showed him his face. This child is a typical stupid person with stupid blessings. He can't learn anything. He can be rich and noble all his life and grow old safely by following a few older brothers and eating dividends all his life. So Gu Ye told him: child, stop learning, learning or something is not suitable for you.

Unexpectedly, Gu Yang believed it immediately, and nodded with interest, "Okay, okay! When are we going? Let's go tomorrow! Do I want to wear a Taoist robe and pretend to be blind?"

When Mrs. Gu heard this, she had the heart to beat Gu Ye to death, "He didn't study hard at first, he only knew how to play, and you instigated him to get something for nothing!"

Gu Ye spread out his hands, "I'm telling the truth, so do you. In the future, you will wear less red and you will be poorer."

The five elements are divided into metal, wood, water, fire, and soil, and the same is true for the human body. Mrs. Gu is obviously the five elements of metal. The heaven is full, the ears are square, the eyebrows are beautiful, the hands are small, the waist is round, and the skin is white. This kind of face will definitely be rich and noble when she is an adult. It's a pity that she likes red too much. Her clothes, nails, and lips are all red. Red is fire, and fire beats gold. This has caused her to live a prosperous life, but she has no money in her hands. Everything is supported by her husband.

"You..." Mrs. Gu thought that Gu Ye was deliberately angry with her, and said to go back and see how your father would deal with you!

Unable to notice that the atmosphere between mother and brother was very discordant, Gu Yang looked at this, then looked at that, and asked with a puzzled face: "Mom, brother, isn't it cold standing here? Let's go back. home."

Madam Gu gritted her teeth angrily, you are not a fool!

Gu Ye raised his hand and signaled, "I still have something to take, so go back to the old house first."

After the Gu family settled in the capital, they still did not forget their homeland. They built a small two-story building in their hometown and returned to worship their ancestors every Qingming Festival. This time the original body was rushed here to think about it, and he accidentally fell and lost his life, but his body was cheap for him, who had the same name. As soon as Gu Ye woke up, he found that although the original body had died prematurely, he still had more than half a year of life. The same evil spirit was removed from Mrs. Gu and Gu Yang, and it was even more serious than the original body. It seemed that there was a problem with the Gu family in the capital.

After returning to the old house, Gu Ye led Gu Yang to the living room, and said to his younger brother with a serious face: "See, this is all the land that your brother has built for you, let's take off these spoils and take them home. ."

On the wall is a wall of pennants! There are big and small, all kinds!

"Wow! Brother, you are amazing! You are as powerful as the eldest brother and the second brother!" Gu Yang clenched his fist in shock. At this moment, the image of the third brother was eighteen meters high in his heart.

Mrs. Gu, who was a few steps behind, came in and took a look. She gasped in anger, these two are guilty! If these things are brought home, Gu Ye will have to be discounted by his father!

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