I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Chapter 102: Ha ha! Be cool!

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Huang Yong greeted Master Meng's eighteen generations of ancestors in his heart. He said it like an expert in the world. In fact, depending on the money, a stick of incense will sell for a thousand yuan. I ask him to add incense beforehand. Start with three sticks, the more the better. Of course, the service has to be paid separately, and the price has to be divided. If the money is short, this master will not care.

Now asking Master Meng to save his life, Huang Yong can't show dissatisfaction on the surface, he is cruel, gritted his teeth, "I will pay 80,000 yuan for incense money."

Master Meng narrowed his eyes, took a sip of tea, tapped two fingers on the table, and said slowly: "I see your face, you are a very rich and noble life, your life is only worth 80,000 yuan. ? Grandpa thinks, you are more than this price."

His two fingers tapped and tapped suggestively, meaning: double.

Huang Yong suffocated, gritted his teeth and said, "160,000."

"Grandpa thinks it's fine." Then Master Meng slowly stood up, took two painted spells from the drawing questions with a smile, and wrapped them in a cloth bag, "You take this bag first, Drive away the grievances on your body, go to the back and have a good sleep, and when I close the store at night, I will go with you, and I will see if the ghost dares to come."

"Thank you, Master Meng." Huang Yong took it with both hands and scolded the master who was pretending to be money for countless times in his heart. On the surface, he bowed several times gratefully. In short, with the master to save his life, he immediately relaxed and his body was relieved. The child became tired and really wanted to sleep.

Master Meng's small shop has two bedrooms and one living room. One bedroom lives by himself, and the other has a small door to sell things. The living room was filled with talisman papers, peach wood swords and other messy things. The house was messy and messy. The place where he slept was a small broken bed on the balcony, and the surroundings were also full of clutter. Disgusted, lie down and sleep.

He thought he could finally sleep peacefully, but what he didn't expect was that when he closed his eyes, it was Li Shan's bloody face again. The other party didn't say anything, just looked at him with a smile, that strange look made Huang Yong wake up in a dream, and sat up suddenly, sweating coldly.

Looking at the bag containing the spell, Huang Yong was at a loss as to whether the spell would work? Is this a dream? Or did the other party really come

Master Meng was arrogant and asked him that he might be considered not to believe him, and he might lose his temper. Huang Yong didn't dare to ask. He clenched the spell tightly in his hand and lay down for a while, but he couldn't fall asleep. The air conditioner hanging on the wall was blowing cold air, which made him have to think of the picture of Li Shan crawling out of the air outlet of the air conditioner. Not nervous. If it goes on like this, he thinks he will have heart failure.

Staying up until evening, Huang Yong was hungry. He didn't eat breakfast and lunch, so he couldn't keep an eye on it at night, so he called the hotel next to him and asked to bring eight dishes and two bottles of good wine. Follow Huang Yong to his house.

As soon as he entered the door, Master Meng's face froze, "It's such a heavy resentment, this ghost will not set you on fire easily."

Thinking of last night's picture, Huang Yong's legs went weak.

Master Meng said calmly: "Don't be afraid, after this disaster, you will be promoted and raised, and you will be rich and noble."

Huang Yong was overjoyed and said nervously: "Thank you Master Meng for saving me! It's all up to Master!"

Master Meng smiled slightly, put on a robe, put on a hat, took out a peach wood sword with a straight face, after chanting a spell, put on the altar, sat on the ground, and began to meditate, "Don't worry, as long as he dares to come, I will It will make him go crazy."

Huang Yong looked at his outfit, and his heart was completely relaxed. He looked very reliable. He was saved.

In the evening, Li Shan and Guiwa still came. Huang Yong's house was obviously popular, but the lights were dark, and the living room was flickering, as if a brazier had been lit. Break in. Guiwa cocked his nose and sniffed, "I seem to smell the scent of incense, but it's still a poor quality incense, and the quality is worse than the one used by Master Gu.

Li Shan said with a sullen face, "The master really came back with him, rich and easy to do."

The ghost child took out a coin from his pocket and gave it to Li Shan with a smile, "Uncle, I will spend my money for you."

Li Shan was stunned for a moment, then smiled, "You gave it to me, what did you spend?"

The ghost baby touched his head and smiled, "I don't need it, as long as I have a place to live, I still have food to eat, clothes to wear, and I don't want money."

Li Shan's face softened, and he put the money back into Guiwa's pocket, "You can save it for buying candy, uncle doesn't want it."

While speaking, Master Meng, who was meditating, opened his eyes vigilantly, "What a ghost! Two ghosts?"

Huang Yong shrank under the table in fright, and looked at Master Meng for help. Master Meng picked up the peach wood sword, twitched the corner of his mouth, and said with relief, "Don't worry, no one can hurt you with me here."

He stood up, walked a few steps to the window, stabbed a spell on the sword, and said with a cold face: "Where is the evil ghost, who dares to kill people, see the Daoist overcame you today!"

A ray of white light slashed past, and the ghost boy pulled Li Shan to escape in a thrilling manner, and ran away, "My dear! Beat the ghost! Run quickly!"

The ghost baby is cowardly and even means to resist, and the thief runs fast. Li Shan had never seen such a scene before, so he could only run with the ghost baby.

At this time, two talisman papers were thrown out of the window, chasing after them looking for their ghosts and glowing with light, and when they were far away, they already felt the danger above. This Taoist priest is really capable.

"Help, help, help! Master Gu, save me!" The ghost boy screamed in fright and ran for his life frantically.

Just when it was about to catch up, a murderous ghost energy condensed into a sharp arrow, flew past the ghost baby's ear, and silently blocked the two talisman papers behind the ghost baby. One arrow penetrated two, black. The ghost energy directly burned the two talismans to slag. The ghost baby looked up in surprise, "Yeli! Lingling!"

Eight-year-old Ye Li stood in the air with a cold face, dressed in a black robe, a red belt, and his black hair tied with a red headband, standing with the wind. With a black longbow in his hand, he glanced at Guiwa and the others with a blank expression, and indifferently pulled them behind him with a ghostly energy, "Go away, it's in the way."

The ghost baby was so frightened that she shrank her neck and didn't dare to make a sound.

Yeli pulled his long bow and aimed it at the glass of the twenty-story building. The murderous ghostly aura shot directly into Huang Yong's house, and violently demolished all the ghost-killing things set up by Master Meng. The ghostly aura and white light After the collision, all the rune papers and magic circles were destroyed. Ye Li's eyes turned cold, and he snorted with contempt, and commented in two words: "Too wasteful."

Ye Li sat Lingling on his shoulders, also wearing the same style of clothes as Ye Li, with long hair hanging down to the waist and fluttering in the wind, big purple eyes flickering while watching the play, swaying his calves leisurely, applauding his brother, Proudly said: "How dare you ask for help, do you think we don't have ghosts? Ghost boy, are you two okay?"

The ghost boy shook his head, silly, "It's okay, we're running fast."

Master Meng watched the magic circle he had carefully laid out being destroyed. The scene was in a mess. The ghost qi even suppressed his spiritual qi. With a gloomy face, he swallowed nervously, "Who are you?"

Lingling pinched his waist proudly, almost to the armpit, and told the other party arrogantly, "Gu Ye's daughter Gu Lingling, it was my brother who beat you, and my father said that this ghost was covered by him, Where did you come from, or else I'll clean up with you."

"Gu Ye..." Hearing Gu Ye's name, Master Meng's eyes flashed, and a bit of timidity flashed in his eyes. Gu Ye alone dared to kick the door of the headquarters of the Xuanshu Society, breaking all the magic circles and killing the ghosts. It was brought in because the person who learned the profound arts hurt the spirit he raised. With such a stinky, hard-hearted, and short-tempered temper, he has his own abilities, and his family background is so strong. If you fight against him, there is absolutely no good fruit to eat.

Master Meng immediately had the urge to turn his head and run.

Seeing that he was not moving, Huang Yong asked anxiously, "Master Meng, where is that ghost? Did you kill him?"

Master Meng's face sank. Thinking of the 160,000 yuan he got, he was reluctant to take it out. Besides, this construction company honored him as a master. . So Master Meng stiffened his neck and said fiercely, "Gu Ye can't deceive people too much!"

Ye Li snorted coldly, "Bullying you? You deserve it! Get out!"

Master Meng was frightened by the murderous aura in Ye Li's voice. This kid is young and has a strong murderous aura.

Lingling said crisply: "If you do too much injustice, you will kill yourself. You old man, help everyone, be careful of being punished!"

Master Meng's face flushed with anger. He is only forty years old, how does he look like an old man

Ye Li has already pointed his bow and arrow at him, his eyes are cold, his eyes have already told him, don't you get out? Soul fly away!

Master Meng took a deep breath. After all, money and face are not as important as life. He hurriedly said to Huang Yong, "I will refund you the money. I can't help you with this matter. Please ask yourself for more blessings!"

"What?!" Huang Yong was immediately stunned. He was full of confidence just now. How could he just ignore it? "Master Meng! Master Meng? I'll give you more money! Two hundred thousand! Two hundred and twenty thousand! Master Meng?!"

No matter how Huang Yong shouted, Master Meng ran away without looking back. Gu Yeyang's ghost is so powerful, what does he think he is so powerful

Huang Yong held his head in disbelief, and his whole mind was empty. Master Meng, such a person who loves money, didn't even want money. What happened

Seeing Master Meng running out of the building, the ghost baby finally puffed up his chest, pulled Li Shan from the window to the 20th floor, pointed at Huang Yong inside, and shouted angrily: "Uncle! Go! Fuck him. Fuck him!"

Ye Li glanced at them and didn't bother to care. He helped Lingling, who was sitting on his shoulders, and flew back to Ye's side.

Gu Ye took out a bundle of paper figurines that Lingling had folded, and Lingling had already painted them with spells. After Gu Ye injected the ghost energy, he lifted the spell, and as the paper figurines fell to the ground, countless people and Li Shan A ghost who looked exactly the same appeared. Gu Ye squinted his eyes and waved his hand, lest the world would not be in chaos and said, "Let's go together, those who don't confess their guilt, don't sleep well."

At this time in the police station, "It's strange, why is the list of the Li Shan case gone? Who saw the list I put on the table? If the Li Shan case is true, they are all suspects."

"No, let's look again."

"It's gone."

"Whoever collects it as garbage, I'll print it out for you."

This night, all the people on the list were so frightened that they cried and called their mothers and fathers.

Early the next morning, someone in the Xuanshu group asked: Is Gu Ye in the group? Xie Cheng, pull him in.

In fact, Gu Ye has always been there, but the people who have learned before don't like him, so he has been in the air all the time. At this time, when someone is looking for him, he bubbles up: I'm here, what's wrong

Crayfish is not too numb: I received several people's inquiries in the post bar today, saying that the ghosts encountered last night were scary, and I heard that the ghosts you raised went out to fight yesterday. Does this have anything to do with you

In fact, everyone's guesses are close to ten, and only Gu Ye dares to make such a toss, and only his faction has the ability to make so many ghost substitutes.

Gu Ye smiled and replied: They charged unscrupulous money, let me scare them, tell them quickly, if you want to survive, surrender yourself.

Someone asked: According to the situation, even good ghosts can enter.

Gu Ye: I lied to scum (lighting a cigarette.jpg)

Hahaha in the group, I didn't expect Gu Ye to be so good at talking and joking, and they all became familiar with him, saying that they had also learned this method. One person can't think of a bad move. If everyone thinks about it together, there will be no worst damage, only more damage.

As a result, the police station received more than a dozen calls to surrender that day. For the first time, in a case without evidence, the suspects turned themselves in in groups!

The policeman in charge of this case is also stunned, what's the situation

At this time, Huang Yong couldn't bear it anymore. As the main suspect, he was also an insider. No matter how good his psychological quality was, he couldn't bear to be so frightened. He knelt on the ground and cried, "I surrendered, please arrest me! What are you asking, what do I say, don't let me out, I can't take it anymore!"

police:"… "

Faced with more than a dozen criminals who surrendered themselves, they all huddled in an interrogation room, scrambling to pour out their crimes like pouring beans.

The highlight is still on Huang Yong's side. He was arraigned separately. Huang Yong is no longer as calm as he was when we first met. His face is sallow and his eyes are blue and black, as if he hadn't slept for several nights. He was trembling, as if he could faint in the next second.

"Li Shan did fall while working on our construction site. He fell to his death on the spot, mainly because the safety measures were not good. We took 70% of the money for the safety protection and split it equally. Chen Hong took it. One-third of the total, and the rest of us divide equally. This is not the first time, we have done this before, and we have used inferior ropes, hollow chains, and old nets for several years."

The policeman raised his eyebrows in surprise and looked at him suspiciously. It was the first time he saw a suspect who cooperated so well.

Huang Yong continued: "After Li Shan fell to his death, I called Chen Hong to discuss. In order not to affect the delivery of the house and performance, I took four of Li Shan's workers and put his body into the cement mixer. , was smashed on the spot, mixed with several tons of sand, and the body was nowhere to be found. What else do you want to know? Just let me live in the police station and I will say anything."

The police felt their scalps go numb when they heard it. This method of destroying the corpse and destroying traces is simply insane, "Catch Chen Hong first and then talk about it!"

Chen Hong had been under the surveillance of the police for a long time, and when he said he wanted to arrest Chen Hong, the policeman in charge of monitoring him hurriedly reported: "Chen Hong is missing, I have been watching, and he has not come out of the house, but I don't know why, a The big living are gone!"

The police immediately dispatched police to look for Chen Hong, who was already standing on the roof of Building No. 15 in Changming Community. Of course he didn't want to come, but was caught.

"What the hell are you trying to do?" Chen Hong felt the wind from above, and when he glanced at the building in the distance, he felt dizzy and had a feeling that his feet were hanging in the air. He was so frightened that he squatted on the ground, pressing his hands on the ground, and moved dare not move.

Li Shan asked indifferently: "A person who was wrongly killed, what do you think I want to bring you?"

"I don't want to die! I can't die!" Chen Hong climbed up the stairs with both hands and feet, trembling all over, and his body was cold with fear.

Li Shan walked over, grabbed his collar and dragged him to the edge like a dead corpse, picked him up, made him stand, pinched his neck and made him look down, Chen Hong immediately scared When he collapsed, his whole body was shaking like a sieve, and he dared not open his eyes.

Li Shan squeezed his hand around his neck slightly, and asked gloomily, "Is it very high? If you fall, you will surely die?"

Chen Hong nodded vigorously, "It's terrible! I can't, I'm afraid of heights!"

Li Shan said coldly: "Look, it's so high, it's at this position, it's just falling down here, the protective net below is really not strong, it will be broken when you hit it, do you want to try the feeling of jumping down? ?"

"Don't! Let me go! I'll be a bull and a horse for you in my next life! I'll burn incense and worship Buddha every day!" Chen Hong was so frightened that his voice changed, he begged for mercy incoherently, and said tremblingly: "I beg you! I was wrong! Now, let me go!"

At this time, someone found someone upstairs, and they called the police. The firefighters arrived quickly, put a thick air cushion on the bottom, and shouted at Chen Hong with a loudspeaker, telling him not to think about it.

Chen Hong was so frightened that he almost urinated. When he saw the firefighters, it was like seeing a savior. He cried and shouted, "I don't want to die! Save me! Come up and save me!"

Li Shan twitched the corner of his mouth, stood behind Chen Hong and pushed gently, "Feel it."

"Ah!!!" With a shrill scream, Chen Hong fell straight down and was forced to experience the despair of falling from a high altitude.

The result: not dead, but with multiple fractures all over the body.

When the police found Chen Hong, he had already been carried into an ambulance. So far, all the people involved have been arrested.

This is a case where there is no evidence and the suspects are all surrendered.

Li Shan's four co-workers, who concealed and did not report, participated in the destruction of corpses, and were confiscated of 200,000 yuan of stolen money, and they should also be held legally responsible.

Li Shan saw this result, his eyes were neither sad nor happy, the resentment on his body dissipated little by little, he bowed deeply to Gu Ye, and did not straighten his waist for a long time.

Gu Ye said with a smile: "In this world, there is still justice. Money can't buy everything, it can't buy justice, it can't buy law, and it can't buy a stupid master like me who doesn't want money."

Li Shan said gratefully: "Thank you! I have nothing, except thank you, I don't know how to repay you."

"Your sincere thank you is enough." Gu Ye smiled and waved his hand, "If your obsession is gone, just go and go where you should go."

Li Shan's figure gradually became transparent. Before disappearing, he glanced at Guiwa and sighed, "It would be great if you were my son."

Guiwa looked at Li Shan who disappeared with a confused expression, "What do you mean by uncle?"

Gu Ye explained: "Uncle means that he likes you very much and wants a son like you."

The ghost baby held his face, his shocked eyes almost popping out.

Gu Ye laughed, the two of them really had fate, "Would you like to reincarnate with him? I'll send you there."

The ghost child asked subconsciously, "Are you going to drive me away?"

Gu Ye smiled, "I just think you two are destined. If you don't want to leave, you can stay. You are responsible for the hygiene of the home, but you have enough food."

The ghost baby happily got into the cloudy doll pendant and flew around Gu Ye, "Then I choose to stay!"

After sending Li Shan away, Gu Ye lit three sticks of incense sticks and bowed to his master's tablet, "I will remember everything you taught me, even if you have been gone for so many years, I still do it to avenge the ghost, Pave the way for others and live with a clear conscience, Master, are you happy?"

The curling green smoke hovered over the tablet, and the tablet would not give him any response.

Gu Ye looked at the cold tablet, aggrieved like a child, "Don't you miss me? Don't come back to look at me, don't even give me a dream, how assured you are of me? I'm looking for a partner. , man, are you surprised?"

After being silent for two minutes, Gu Ye's eyebrows and eyes softly touched the words on the tablet, and the corners of his mouth raised, "Old man, I'm doing well, don't worry, I'll send you some beautiful girls another day, Be happy~"

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Li Shan's case was soon reported to be closed. This case made the entire police station feel incredible. After Mu Jingfei learned about the whole thing, he called Gu Ye: "Did you get involved in this case? How to solve the case? Unheard of."

"Hehe." Gu Ye narrowed his eyes and smiled, neither admitting nor denying it.

Mu Jingfei immediately knew that his guess was correct, "Stinky boy, we really want to set up a special department at that time, will you come?"

Gu Ye smiled and said, "What am I going to do? Eat?"

Mu Jingfei said angrily: "Be the team leader, I will hand over all special cases to you, and we can still cooperate."

"Then I can't do it. I won't clock in to work every day, and I won't follow the rules, but I have a personal recommendation, and the age is suitable and relatively stable."

Mu Jingfei chuckled, "I'll just say that, there's nothing to do."

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "Oh."

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There are still two days before school starts, Gu Ye packed up his things, moved completely to find Yu Ze, pulled her sleeves and acted like a spoiled child, "Honey, you want to send me to school."

Yu Ze finally waited for him to finish his work, and he agreed to any request, "Okay, I will arrange a time in advance."

Gu Ye took out a card from his wallet, "This is the key card of my house. I changed the password one day and forgot to tell you when it was ready. You took me to school in the morning and my luggage to my house. Someone washed my car and sent it to me."

Yu Ze nodded and agreed, "Okay, leave early in the morning to catch up."

Gu Ye said happily: "Everyone else goes by himself, I am different. I have a partner, and I am so handsome and rich. How can you say that I am so good? How can I have such a good vision?"

Yu Ze was amused by him, holding his hand, finally enjoying this leisure time, "You are the best."

Gu Ye was thinking of a few words, but being praised so sincerely, he felt embarrassed, "Let's go out for a walk. When I came, I saw a new ice cream shop opened on the street. I wanted to eat it."

It was night outside and it was not so hot anymore, so the two of them took a walk after dinner and walked out of the house holding hands. On the road, many people saw the two men holding hands, and they all cast their eyes in surprise. The two of them didn't care, whoever liked to watch who watched, and they were upright together.

Gu Ye came to the ice cream shop and said happily, "I want mango flavored, big portion."

Yu Ze told the waiter, "I want a small portion."

Gu Ye said willfully: "I want a big one."

Yu Ze coaxed: "The big portion is too big, you will have stomachache after eating it, you want the smaller one."

Gu Ye pouted, "How about listening to me?"

Yu Ze smiled and said, "That's under the condition of not violating the principle."

After a while, Gu Ye held a small bowl of ice cream, raised his eyebrows and looked at Yu Ze, and said dissatisfiedly: "I found that you are really a chicken thief, and you always keep half of your words. But forget it, who makes you handsome? listen to you."

The two sat down near the window, eating ice cream, watching people coming and going outside the window, Gu Ye smiled and said, "I will open an ice cream shop when I get old."

Yu Ze looked at him tenderly, "Didn't you say you want to open a library?"

Gu Ye shook his head, "I don't want to open it, my dream has changed again, and I have to build a temple for Father Yan. I have many dreams."

Yu Ze laughed, this dream is like a child's, he can change it if he wants to. In the end, he wasn't sure what he wanted to do, "I'll decide later, anyway, I can support you."

Gu Ye smiled and rolled his eyes, fed a piece of mango into Yu Ze's mouth, "I love you."

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On the day when the school started, Gu Ye packed up early, Yu Ze personally took him to the school, and when he arrived at the school gate, when Gu Ye got out of the car, he was hit by Zhao Pengyu and Xia Xiang, Zhao Pengyu stared at his uncle resentfully, Growing up so big, his uncle never sent him to school.

The faces of the students passing by were indeed him. There was a post on the campus intranet that said: Just look at the legs and you will know if it is Gu Ye!

Gu Ye was lying on the car window, smiled at Yu Ze and said, "This year's new course is coming out. I have no class on Saturday and Sunday. Don't come here, I'll find you."

Yu Ze smiled and touched his head, "Okay, I'll wait for you."

After Yu Ze left, Zhao Pengyu dared to go over and poke Gu Ye on the shoulder, and said in disgust, "Tiny, you two are tired every day. If you could give birth, would my little cousin already run all over the place?"

Gu Ye smiled, "Oh, I told you that you don't understand, you single dog, you have no match before twenty-five."

The corner of Zhao Pengyu's mouth twitched, "It's true, it's too poisonous!"

Gu Ye spread his hands, "I'm just kidding, you can believe it or not."

The more he looks like this, the less confident Zhao Pengyu is in his heart, "Can you be more serious?"

Gu Ye sneered, "When did I get serious?"

Zhao Pengyu just wanted to say that when he was with them, Gu Yezheng had really little time.

The three walked in together, Zhao Pengyu felt bitter, "Freshmen will report tomorrow, I don't know how many pure elementary school girls will come, can I really find someone in college?"

Xia Xiang joked: "This year, it seems that new students will have military training on the second day. You can go and watch to see if there are any blind people who can see you."

Zhao Pengyu was not happy, "Where am I in poor condition, why can the blind see me?"

Gu Ye looked at the other party's face and shook his head with a smile. Zhao Pengyu's love life was very smooth, but his vision was very high. In recent years, he really didn't like him.

The next day, the younger brothers and sisters flocked to the school. As in previous years, the seniors and seniors were responsible for the reception at the gate. As a representative of the whole school, Gu Ye was sent by the teachers of this department to receive the new students. Let's see, not only do we have good grades, but we also look good. You regret not applying for financial management! So, three people moved the table early in the morning, took the school's introduction sheet, and were forced to open.

A primary school girl saw Gu Ye and shouted excitedly, "Senior Gu Ye! Can you sign my name for me? I'm your fan!"

Gu Ye's mouth twitched, what's wrong with these girls, why do they like to study metaphysics

Another girl came running over, not from this department, and said excitedly: "I studied hard for you. I was admitted to this university, senior, please sign for me too!"

Gu Ye signed his name in disbelief, "You learn for yourself."

Just after saying this, a sunny boy shouted excitedly: "Senior Gu Ye, I like you! Your fortune-telling is too accurate!"

There was a burst of laughter next to him, all applauding the boy, Xia Xiang said with admiration: "This is the first boy who dares to confess directly to Gu Ye, he has courage and courage!"

Gu Ye: "..."

Zhao Pengyu held up his mobile phone with a sneer, "I recorded it, you treat me to a good meal, otherwise, huh, these high-quality videos will be uploaded to my uncle's mobile phone in the blink of an eye, you just wait, shy Yanghua, hook The little aunt of three and four."

Gu Ye held his forehead, "I please, delete it quickly, you are not as cute as twins."

Zhao Pengyu grinned, "When they grow up, they will become as uncute as me, little aunt."

Gu Ye was speechless, "At least they want face."

Zhao Pengyu raised his eyebrows and raised his mobile phone, just like he was holding up Shang Fang's sword, "I'm going to send it out! Quick, apologize to me! I'm going to swell and fly quickly, I'll tell you!"

Gu Ye was delighted, "Fa, there are many people who like me, I'm so good, let him see."

Zhao Pengyu asked in surprise: "Who is shameless between us?"

Xia Xiang smiled and said, "It's shameless."

Gu Ye nodded, "You play so well with these two shameless people, you are shameless enough."

Xia Xiang blinked, only to realize that he was also surrounded, and he was also happy.

Not far from them, there are senior sisters from other departments. When they are not busy, they call Gu Ye teasingly: "Gu Ye junior brother, did you bring your mobile phone today?"

Gu Ye has always had the reason for refusing to add friends: not bringing a mobile phone, this is the consensus of the whole school, so there are often outgoing senior sisters teasing Gu Ye, do you bring a mobile phone

Gu Ye smiled and said, "I brought it today."

The senior over there raised her eyebrows in surprise and asked, "Can you add a WeChat?"

Gu Ye smiled and said, "I'm sorry, my partner told me that I can't add Miss Pretty on WeChat. He is very jealous."

Everyone who heard this looked over in shock, and Gu Ye himself admitted that he had a target!

Many people heard this sentence, and the news was quickly uploaded to the campus network. For a time, the campus post bar exploded!

School gossip top1: The school grass personally admits that there is a target!

Many classmates are curious: Countless people mourned that they had lost their love, and persuaded each other: Don't worry, they will definitely not make it! Must be divided! That woman definitely didn't care about Ye's good looks, and she proposed to break up with inferiority! Now is our chance!

There are many people who ask: Is it Yu Ze? There is only one rumored boyfriend of Gu Ye.

Some people think it's unreliable, just kidding, can you really find a man? Which eldest lady, marriage or something.

Downstairs, I instantly made up the story of the marriage of 80,000-character giants and dogs, and students who were engaged in literature could also write short stories. In the end, Yu Ze appeared and the marriage was over. The scene was particularly intense.

Posts that closely follow this topic, gossip in the school top 2: New students are coming, they are going to military training, do you form a group to eat popsicles in front of them

The sophomore remembered the crimes he had suffered, and the +1 floor instantly generated thousands of entries. They all signed up to go to the playground to play umbrellas and eat popsicles. Whoever doesn't go is a dog!

The most interesting thing is that the school gossip top 3: Burn incense devoutly to the photo of my male god, Master Gu, and ask Master Gu to bless it. It rained during military training.

It looks like the landlord is a freshman, and many newcomers follow him to visit Ye, and the emojis of kowtow and incense can be made into a series, and the seniors all join in the fun: It rains when I ask for military training, because the rain also requires training. of.

Xia Xiang likes to gossip on the campus gossip forum. When he saw these screenshots, he showed Gu Ye, and asked Gu Ye: What do you think

Gu Ye almost vomited blood, "Why did it make me feel cold? If I could change the weather, what school would I go to, I'd become a fairy!"

Gu Ye couldn't help but typed the names of the classmates on the screenshot, and posted a Weibo post after a long absence: A group of little clever ghosts, there will be no rain tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, just wait!

So, the school gossip top4: Master Gu predicted that there will be rain the day after tomorrow! Screenshots are proof!

The freshmen who knew Gu Ye jumped up with joy and cheered: Great! Military training should be cool, hahahaha~~~

More people thought it was impossible: The weather forecast didn't say there was rain, how did Gu Ye see it

The academic school analyzed it: from meteorological analysis, when the radius of the water droplet increases to 2-3mm, the gravitational force between water molecules cannot maintain such a large water droplet, and when it falls, it is split by the impact of the airflow on the way, making the large water droplet. It turns into small water droplets and falls, which is also an important reason for the formation of rain in water-forming clouds and mixed clouds with strong updrafts. Now the air pressure is stable, and there is no condition for rainfall. Scientifically speaking, there will be absolutely no rain the day after tomorrow.

A lot of Gu Ye's fans replied to him: You are wrong, the process is not important, the science is not important, what Gu Ye said is the most important, Gu Ye is a master, he said that it rains when it rains!

The "fanatical" star-chasing behavior of such imprecise brothers and sisters who don't believe in science has aroused serious dissatisfaction with the academic brother, who is also a ruthless man: If it rains the day after tomorrow, I will live stream upside down and drink noodles! Eight bowls!

Gu Ye's fans: "..."

After a short silence, everyone silently praised him and sent the warrior up.

School gossip top 2: If it doesn't rain the day after tomorrow, this hero will live upside down and drink noodles! Eight bowls! Let's wait and see, okay~