I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Chapter 114: what! My urn is so pretty!

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Those who are engaged in metaphysics will not do such things as "digging graves". Xie Cheng has a posture that would rather die than give in. No matter what you say, I will not go.

Gu Ye asked seriously, "Are you brothers?"

"Yes."

"Then why don't you go?"

Xie Cheng was embarrassed, "It's not a job for people to dig a grave. Everything else will accompany you. It's not good to dig a grave."

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "My senior brother is happy."

Xie Cheng was enthralled, "Your senior brother is gone, when will he tell you that he is happy?"

Gu Ye spread his hands, "Yeah, everyone is gone, what's the use of leaving an empty grave? What kind of virtue can be damaged?"

Xie Cheng was at a loss for words, and after thinking about it, he still said: "No, you can't dig a grave."

Gu Ye held him back, "I even taught you the secrets of the sect. Did I treat your own brother? You go home with me now, call your father and mother now, you are the fifth of my family."

Xie Cheng was speechless, "Don't make trouble, who is older? Besides, I call you brother, am I crazy?"

Gu Ye's face froze, "Don't go?"

"Don't go."

"I kidnapped you, will you go?"

"you… "

Gu Ye sneered, "Stand on a friend like me, you've had blood mold for eight lifetimes, Ye Li, squat him tonight, take him away tomorrow morning, and go to Huai Xin City together."

Xie Cheng twitched the corners of his mouth and laughed angrily, "Gu San'er, be yourself!"

Gu Ye left with a smile, and closed the door for Xie Cheng, "Being a man, hehe! I have already died once, so I can do whatever I want."

Xie Cheng saw Ye Li sitting by his window, it seemed that he really wanted to guard him tonight, and helplessly sent a message to Yu Ze: Brother Yu, you take care of your little ancestor, he is going to dig a grave.

Yuzu: What's going on

Xie Cheng: His hexagram plate was broken. He had to go to Huaixin City to dig a grave and dig up his senior brother's tomb. This is the same hexagram plate as his tomb.

Yu Ze frowned and called Gu Ye: "Are you going to Huaixin City?"

Gu Ye used to be arrogant, like I was number one in the world, everyone else was bullshit, I could do whatever I wanted, and when I heard Yu Ze's words, his aura immediately fell to the bottom, and he said aggrievedly, "Yes. Ah, but Xie Cheng won't come with me."

Hearing his grievance, Yu Ze spoke like a spoiled child, and immediately coaxed him: "Let's buy, buy good ones, buy antique treasures, buy ten."

Gu Ye was unhappy, "No, it's something from our sect, and it's easy to use."

Yu Ze coaxed, "Must use it?"

Gu Ye nodded, his face serious and pitiful, "Must."

Yu Ze immediately lost his principle, "I'll accompany you."

"No, you're too busy, you still have to make money to support me, just let Xie Cheng accompany me."

"When are you coming back?"

"Three days."

After Yu Ze hung up the phone, he immediately told Xie Cheng, "Go with him if he wants."

Xie Cheng was stunned, "Brother Yu, are you crazy too? Beauty is wrong, you can't be so accustomed to him!"

Yu Ze said coldly and arrogantly: "This should be his thing, his senior brother is gone, no one cherishes it when he is alive, and no one needs to worship him after he dies, it is best to bury the tombstone too, there is no need to leave an empty tomb. ,Ominous."

Xie Cheng couldn't understand the meaning of it, he just thought: "You are more ruthless than him!"

Yu Ze said lightly: "You go with him, I will take care of your master."

Xie Cheng had no choice, "Okay, you two are crazy, I will give my life to accompany the crazy."

After a while, Yu Ze told Gu Ye: "Treasure, the round-trip air tickets have been bought for you, please pay attention to safety."

Gu Ye said happily: "I love you, I will send you a message and call at any time."

Yu Ze smiled, "Good."

Early the next morning, Gu Ye knocked on Xie Cheng's door and said domineeringly, "Let's go, go and ask the boss of the haunted house for money, and then go to the grave."

Xie Cheng: "...you usually talk to Brother Yu, right?"

Gu Ye straightened his back and said proudly, "Nonsense, I am the head of the family."

Xie Cheng extended his thumb in admiration, a real man.

When Wang Xueliang heard that Gu Ye was leaving, he quickly took out the prepared bank card, "Master Gu, I can open for business now."

Gu Ye took the card and wrote the password on the back, "Yes, you can open now. She apologized to you for disturbing the business of the haunted house."

Wang Xueliang was flattered and hurriedly said, "You don't need to apologize, just leave, just don't come back."

Gu Ye laughed, it was true that he would never come back.

"Are you still streaming now?"

"Live broadcast, I started from this bowl of rice, and I can't give it up." Wang Xueliang said embarrassedly: "But I don't have so much time, and sometimes I only live broadcast once every two weeks."

"Teach me."

"what?"

Gu Ye said seriously: "I want to open a live broadcast room, I want to live broadcast."

Wang Xueliang was stunned for a while, then smiled: "It's very easy to do, just apply for an account, now you can log in directly with your Weibo account, you can choose a room name, and you will be notified in advance on Weibo, you have many fans. , there must be a lot of people in the live broadcast room."

Gu Ye nodded and learned.

Wang Xueliang asked curiously, "What are you going to broadcast live?"

Gu Ye smiled, "I'll tell them ghost stories."

Wang Xueliang smiled and said, "Master Gu's ghost stories must be popular."

"Thank you." Gu Ye waved his hand with a smile, got in the car and left. He had to put the car back first, and then take a taxi to the airport. Of course, Xie Cheng couldn't let him run away.

On the way, Gu Ye told Xie Cheng: "This time they paid 60,000 yuan, and I'll transfer you 30,000 yuan later."

Xie Cheng sighed again: "A lot! There is a feeling of development!"

Gu Ye persuaded him, "You put the money in your master's or your brother's account, they will hold it for you, and you can save more money."

Xie Cheng helped the fore, don't remind him of his poor fate, "By the way, you just said live broadcast, what do you want to live broadcast?"

"Let's talk about it later, there are so many people live streaming online now, and there are all kinds of styles. I tell ghost stories, and some people should watch them. Now the national quality has improved, but the cognition is not yet in place. For example, this time, the onlookers may themselves I don’t know what the consequences of my onlookers have caused others, I want to tell some stories to let them realize some things that they usually don’t care about.”

"Yes," Xie Cheng said with a smile: "If there is a part of martial arts, boss, please ask me to make a cameo."

Gu Ye is speechless, you must be crazy.

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Before boarding the plane, Xie Cheng paid his respects at the airport, "Bless the ancestors, go out with this Conan Gu Ye, don't have any trouble."

Gu Ye kicked him and bowed, "Father Yan and Master are on top, bless me and Xie Cheng, the poisonous person, to go out together, and don't have bad luck."

The two hated each other for a long time, got on the plane together, and arrived at Huai Xin City in the middle of the night. They stayed at the hotel. The next day, Gu Ye called the errand brother, bought two hoes, and happily urged Xie Cheng. lead the way. When the taxi drivers heard that they were going to the mountains outside the city, they looked at the tools in their hands and didn't want to take them.

With a sincere expression on his face, Gu Ye said obediently with a hoe: "Brother, let's go to the mountain to dig bamboo shoots, you can send us there."

The driver's eyes immediately changed from being defensive to looking at the little fool, "Bamboo shoots only come in spring, how can there be bamboo shoots now?"

"It doesn't matter, we'll go dig bamboo shoots anyway." Gu Ye wears clean and neat, smiling like a big boy who doesn't know the sufferings of the world. He doesn't want to be a bad guy, so the driver let them in the car and pulled them. When they got to the side of the mountain, they kindly told them: "There are really no bamboo shoots in this season. If you can't find them, come back quickly."

Gu Ye picked up the hoe, thanked the big brother, and walked slowly up the mountain with the hoe. After a while, Gu Ye became annoyed, "Why do you want to be buried in the mountain? I'm tired of running so far."

"What nonsense, do you want to bury it in the square if you don't bury it on the mountain? Back then, my master and the others meant burying it on the mountain, just in time to see Huaixin City. This is the city he saved, so he can look at it with confidence."

Gu Ye said "Haha" twice, "He probably doesn't want to watch it, he's tired of watching it too much."

This mountain is not high, but the road up the mountain is narrow and steep. It takes not only physical strength, but also courage for an elderly person to go up. Gu Ye thought as he walked, Qiao Qiao said that there was a woman sitting in front of his tomb, and she was not too young. What kind of mentality did the other party go up with? Gu Ye shook his head, reluctant to think about it, and asked Xie Cheng with a smile, "The feng shui of this mountain is not bad."

Xie Cheng said with an ugly face: "My master and the others are looking for a treasure land of feng shui."

"Okay. Your expression doesn't need to be so solemn, there will be no karma, and it won't damage your wickedness. Can I still harm you?" For food, Huai Xincheng is a famous historical city, we can eat what we want."

"I want to eat seafood."

"Eat! You eat what you eat."

Xie Cheng was suddenly happy, pulled Gu Ye to climb and swish, and soon reached the top of the mountain. When the two of them went up to take a look, they were both stunned. Just in front of the tombstone, a man in a white suit stood with his hands behind his back, facing the tombstone.

Before Gu Ye had time to feel that it was too laborious to dig his own grave, he was puzzled, who is this buddy

Hearing someone coming up, the man turned around and nodded to the two of them to say hello: "Hello!"

The other party's tone was a little awkward, Gu Ye raised his eyebrows, "Japanese?"

"Yes, the Tuyumen family, the master gave the name Mingna."

This name sounded a bit familiar, but Gu Ye didn't remember where he had heard it before, he looked at the other person, he was in his twenties, his facial features were straight, his face was stern, and he had a kung fu for his aura, "My name is Gu Ye, you Running so far to pay homage to my senior brother?"

"Your name is Gu Ye?" Ming Na was a little confused and looked at the words Gu Ye on the tombstone, "You..."

Gu Ye smiled and said, "This is my senior brother. You must have something to ask for here. It's the same as telling me what you want to do. I'm his junior brother."

The other party looked at Gu Ye scrutinizingly. Even though he tried his best to hide it, Gu Ye could still see the other party's fighting intent. Gu Ye smiled and said, "You came to him to discuss, but unfortunately he is already dead."

"Yes, I came to fulfill the agreement thirteen years ago. I lost to him thirteen years ago. After I went back, I studied hard and studied hard. I didn't expect that when I came back to find him, he was already dead."

Gu Ye still didn't remember who the other party was, but it didn't affect him accepting the challenge. Gu Ye patted his chest, "It's okay, find me! I can do whatever he knows, you can't beat my senior brother, and you can't beat me either."

If there was anything else, Xie Cheng would stop him. As soon as he heard that he was going to fight, Xie Cheng also became interested and said excitedly, "Yes!

Gu Ye asked, "Where to compare?"

The other party was stunned for a while, saying that Huaxia Xuanshu Master didn't like fighting and cultivated his self-cultivation, but when he met him, he was always a combative person, "Since your senior brother is gone, it's the same as you. I once had an appointment with him, he If I lose, go back to Japan with me. If I lose, I kowtow and call my father.”

Gu Ye clapped his hands and remembered!

"If you lose, I don't need you to call me dad, just don't say that I bullied foreign friends when I go back," Gu Ye rolled up his sleeves, "I heard my senior brother say you, you didn't fight him in fighting skills, you didn't fight him in the formation. After defeating him, the shikigami summoned was slapped and cried by him, right?"

Ming Na's face couldn't hold back when Gu Ye said the embarrassing things so bluntly.

Xie Cheng asked in a low voice, "Do you really know each other?"

Gu Ye explained: "He challenged my master with his master before, and then his master lost to my master, he lost to my brother, and thirteen years later he will lose to me again, which is probably fate. "

Xie Cheng is speechless, where did you get the confidence that you can do it

Gu Ye said proudly: "When I finish digging the grave, I will compare with you, please let me go."

Ming Na didn't know what he wanted to do, so he could only hide aside. Gu Ye rolled up his sleeves and wanted to go up, and Xie Cheng pulled him, "It's okay for ordinary people to come up to this cemetery, and there's nothing to worship, but if you move this tomb, you'll trigger the formation, one by one."

Gu Ye disliked it, "What are you doing with so many arrays? There is no treasure hidden in it, it's just a hexagram plate. It won't be used, and it's useless to dig it out."

"Do you have any idea how many people your senior brother offended during his lifetime? My master and the others gave up so much energy for fear of being dug by your senior brother's enemy."

Gu Ye laughed, "There's no need, this is an empty tomb, he's not in it, everyone is lost, it's pointless to do these things."

Xie Cheng sighed, "But Master, they feel they owe you, senior brother."

"No one owes anyone, God loves him very much. I know how this formation is done, so you should get out of the way."

Xie Cheng was not at ease, "This is a joint effort of several masters, you should be careful."

Gu Ye said proudly: "Let's put it this way, the three odds and six ceremonies are yin and yang escape, the green dragon is auspicious, the twelve zodiac auspicious formulas, the eight doors and three judgments determine Kunlun..."

Xie Cheng admired, "You can?"

Gu Ye smiled, "so-so."

Xie Cheng said with a cold face, "Why are you making fun of me?"

Gu Ye smiled and said: "I do know some, but I'm not proficient, and I have a specialization in the art industry, which must be admitted. But I'm not so troublesome when I break through, Brother Ghost, Tsing Yi, Yeli, come out. Gu Ye held a spell in his hand, "Increase ghosts, protect ghosts, and strengthen ghosts." Gu Ye gave them three blessings. In broad daylight, ghosts were rolling on the shady mountains, scaring away countless birds. Holding his fingers, his brows turned cold: "Smash the formation!"

Xie Cheng was taken aback, "You are crazy, so many masters' efforts are just to protect your brother!"

"No need," Gu Ye said proudly: "No one cares when you are alive, and you don't need to care about others after you die, smash!"

Xie Cheng heard him say something similar to Yu Ze's, and his mood was complicated for a while, and the ghostly anger swept over. The formation was violently demolished by three ruthless men who didn't know what mercy was. Kicked, the small tree in the middle of the formation has grown to 20 cm thick, and I don’t know who broke it. There was no wind on the top of the mountain, but it was flying sand and rocks at this time. Fortunately, there are no ordinary people here, otherwise I will be scared and faint. In the past, I had to suspect that there were goblins in the mountains.

After all five formations were violently destroyed, Gu Ye took a hoe and started digging graves on his own.

Seeing this step, Xie Cheng had no choice but to help Gu Ye plan with a hoe. After a while, the tombstone was pushed down, and an urn was dug out from it. After Gu Ye took it out, he smiled and said, "It's quite high-end."

Xie Cheng's mouth twitched, "Hurry up!"

Gu Ye put the urn on the ground, rubbed his hands, opened it, and took out a red hexagram plate, Gu Ye happily rubbed his sleeve with his sleeve, and held it up high happily. Hongyan, Gu Ye said excitedly: "Xie Cheng! Look! The treasure handed down by my master, isn't it beautiful?"

Xie Cheng nodded, "This coquettish color really suits you."

Gu Ye held it in his arms, and his heart instantly felt full and warm, "It's good, it's still comfortable to use this weight."

Xie Cheng said helplessly: "Hurry up and bury your brother's urn back, and this tombstone will also be filled in for your brother."

"No," Gu Ye kicked the tombstone into the pit, "I felt unlucky when I saw this tombstone and buried it."

Xie Cheng said angrily, "Don't make trouble, okay? The dead are the worst."

Gu Ye insisted: "No, it's buried. It's our teacher's tradition. Help, and it's buried."

Xie Cheng couldn't beat him, so he could only bury him. After burying, he smoothed out the soil, bowed down and bowed, and was very devout.

Gu Ye's mouth twitched, still feeling unlucky.

Seeing this, Ming Na walked over with a dignified expression, "Is this also your local custom? I saw a report that there is a place in China where tree burials are carried out. , the burial, the custom is amazing."

Gu Ye was almost amused, and said seriously: "This is just the rules of our sect. The apprentice digs graves and inherits the inheritance. Don't think about digging up other people's graves, or you will be beaten to death."

Ming Na said seriously: "Thank you for reminding me, I'll take it down."

Gu Ye couldn't hold back his smirk, but he actually believed it, "Okay, now that I'm done with my business, what do you want to compare?"

After seeing Gu Ye's ability just now, Ming Na gave up the idea of competing with him now, "Tomorrow evening, still in this place."

"Okay," Gu Ye said with a smile: "Go back and prepare well, don't lose too badly, it's hard to explain to your master when you go back."

Xie Cheng pulled Gu Ye away, "You should prepare when you go back, don't lose, you can't afford to lose this person."

Gu Ye said indifferently: "I have seen on his face the image of defeat without a fight."

After the two went down the mountain, they finally got a taxi and returned to the hotel. Unexpectedly, they met Ming Na here again, and they actually stayed in a hotel. Gu Ye raised his eyebrows, "It's really fate. For the sake of fate, I'll send you a hexagram. Be careful at night. You have a bloodbath tonight, so be careful."

Ming's eyes flashed, he bowed his head slightly, and said politely, "Thank you."

Gu Ye and Xie Cheng took a step first, and Xie Cheng said in a low voice, "I feel that this kid came to our country not only to compete with your senior brother, but also to have other things."

Gu Ye said indifferently: "Then we don't care, as long as we don't die in our country."

"Why did you help him just now?"

"It's still the same sentence. The death of an international friend in China will not affect us well. At that time, there will be rumors that your safety in China is not good and the people's life is not happy. Then take the opportunity to find trouble and fight a commercial war or something." Gu Ye Disgusted: "I don't want to see that mentally retarded face."

Xie Chengwen nodded, "What you said makes sense, so, in order to celebrate that you can speak, let's have a good lunch at noon. I want to eat two catties of prawns."

"Let's go! Brother will take you to eat!" Gu Ye hugged the hexagram that he had lost and found, and was about to float up happily, "Is two enough? Not enough for eight, brother is rich, so I won't take you to a five-star hotel. After a circle, you don't know what my father is Gu Decheng!"

Xie Cheng twitched the corners of his mouth, and when it was over, Gu Ye went crazy.

Huai Xincheng is a famous historical city. The two of them ate and drank at noon. They strolled around the city in the afternoon, went to several famous tourist attractions, and took a few photos. Wherever he goes, Gu Ye will carry his bag, not on the back, but hanging on his chest, with both hands around his bag, just like holding a baby. Xie Cheng can see that he has so many things in his bag, and he is not afraid of losing anything else, except this hexagram, which he is afraid of losing, which is really good in Gu Ye's heart.

Gu Ye happily passed the photo to Yu Ze, and said with a smile: "I thought I would have a lot of emotions when I return to this city, but I didn't expect that I would be like a passerby, quietly watching the scenery here and experiencing the culture here. I didn't feel any discomfort at all."

Hearing what he said, Yu Ze was relieved, and Gu Ye really let go.

"When you're on vacation, I'll take you out for a walk, buy you a manor, build a horse farm, and build a racing track. You can play whatever you want."

Gu Ye said with a smile: "Okay, work hard to make money and buy it for me."

Xie Cheng took a look at a small ornament, called Gu Ye to come and have a look, shouted twice and found that Gu Ye was still on the video call, Xie Cheng was tired, no matter what time, the companions discriminated against single dogs.

After the two of them had played enough, they ate some snacks on the street for dinner. When they returned to the hotel, Gu Ye smiled and reminded Xie Cheng: "There is a lot of fun tonight, I will let Ye Lei tell you when I find out."

Xie Cheng saw that he laughed so badly, "It won't be that Onmyoji..."

"Shh!" Gu Ye whispered: "Don't say it, it won't work if you say it."

Xie Cheng rolled his eyes, what God said was ineffective.

Soon, night shrouded the entire Huai New City, and it was cold. In the second half of the night, a layer of white mist fell from the sky, and the quiet Huai New City was like a foggy city.

Gu Ye was sleeping peacefully when someone pushed him. He opened his eyes vigilantly and heard the sound of "da-da-da" outside the window. Gu Ye blinked and got up with the mentality of watching the excitement and let Ye Li Quickly wake up Xie Cheng, the excitement is coming.

Gu Ye got out of bed, stretched out a finger, and quietly opened the curtain a crack, and saw a purple-black child's head flying in the air, with no limbs below his neck, and a string of intestines tied underneath, " The sound of da da da" was the sound of the teeth chattering when the child's head flew by.

Gu Ye was so excited that he was no longer sleepy, "It's really exciting."