I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Chapter 122: Take a look at the people living in hell

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Yu Ze said solemnly: "I've always been calm, but if anyone asks me in the future, I'll just say it."

Gu Ye breathed a sigh of relief, guessing that no one would dare to ask Yu Ze's emotional questions directly.

Yu Ze reminded Gu Ye again: "You too."

Only then did Gu Ye react, and Yu Ze had something to say, he said helplessly: "Then many people must ask me."

Yu Ze asked dissatisfiedly, "Am I embarrassing you?"

"No, you are so good," Gu Ye held Yu Ze's face and quickly coaxed. Seeing the other person's eyes, Gu Ye's heart softened, "Don't look at me so resentfully, I will find a chance to say it."

Yu Ze tickled the corner of his mouth, "When did you broadcast live on Saturday?"

Gu Ye: "...Aren't you taking care of everything? These little things are so clear."

Yu Ze lowered his head with a smile, and kissed the tip of Gu Ye's nose, "I'll take care of you."

Gu Ye laughed, "Okay, I'll give you a name, calm down, let me say it, don't say it."

Yu Ze raised his eyebrows, "Why?"

Gu Ye replied with a kiss. He also asked why. He was not stupid. When someone asked Yu Ze, he would definitely tell others aggressively, that we were together, and a straight ball hit, no matter what others said. His Yu Ze is the favored son of heaven. He never cares about his own reputation, but he can't bear others saying that Yu Ze is not good. He couldn't stop Yoyo from talking, he just wanted to keep him safe and live, but he didn't expect Yu Ze to be so jealous that he couldn't do anything.

On Friday morning, Gu Ye posted a notice on Weibo in advance: At 8 o'clock on Saturday evening, the ten hexagrams are free, and I went to school.

After posting, Gu Ye exited Weibo, got up in a lack of energy, hung it on Yu Ze's back, and went to wash his face.

Yu Ze was already dressed neatly, carrying Gu Ye to the bathroom like a big doll, and asked with a smile, "Can you help me?"

Gu Ye pushed the other party out in disgust, "You hurry up, don't you want to drive? Hurry up."

Yu Ze instructed: "Let's go after dinner, and notify me at school."

"Got it, Dad." Gu Ye was tired and found another father for himself.

Gu Ye had eaten and returned to school. It was past ten o'clock, and the first class was over. Xia Xiang saw that he was not in a good mood, and asked with concern, "That thing is difficult to deal with?"

Gu Ye blinked, and after realizing what Xia Xiang said, he nodded solemnly.

"Have you played all night?"

Gu Ye: "... um."

Xia Xiang asked with concern: "Are you okay, aren't you injured? I heard someone was injured."

Gu Ye was helpless, "Where did you find out?"

Xia Xiang smiled and said, "Don't worry about it, I heard that you really turned into a zombie?"

"Um."

Zhao Pengyu was also curious, "How to solve it?"

"It was solved by a lot of people."

Xia Xiang asked, "What about the process?"

"I just solved it together. Find out what to do." Gu Ye has lost patience, and the two of them are still asking, "Where? It's amazing, we've only seen it on TV."

Thinking of the process of elimination, Gu Ye felt a pain in his face and back, and he said indifferently: "You are not in this circle, so don't inquire, ask again, and kill."

Zhao Pengyu and Xia Xiang looked at him blankly for a while, then started working together, pressed Gu Ye on the table, and kneaded his hair into haystacks.

Gu Ye was tired and didn't come back for two days. These two have gone crazy, and they are no longer cute and cute.

Obediently went to class for a day and a half, and it was the weekend. Before the get out of class ended, the teacher said that there would be a mock test next Monday, and reminded the students not to be too busy on the weekend and to study hard.

I don't know if it was his own delusion, Gu Ye felt that the teacher looked at him when he said this, and thinking about his recent performance, Gu Ye felt that he really took too many leave, which made him feel a sense of crisis, this simulation If the test is not good, the teacher will definitely ask him to talk.

Xia Xiang rubbed Gu Ye with his elbow, "Come on, or you'll get cold."

The corners of Gu Ye's mouth curled up, "Don't worry, I will definitely do better than Zhao Pengyu in the test."

Zhao Pengyu, who was lying on the gun innocently, disagreed, "I really haven't played recently, I haven't played games, I haven't played basketball, I've been studying hard. If I do better than you this time, huh, little aunt, do you want to bet?"

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "What are you betting on?"

"If I do better than you in the test, I'm going to play basketball in the next month. You go with me. You cheer me on every day, and let all the girls in the school come to see me play."

Gu Ye laughed, "What if you are not as good as me in the test?"

Zhao Pengyu is full of confidence, "Then do whatever you want, I don't believe it anymore. Studying every day is not as good as you who ask for leave every day."

Gu Ye smiled and said: "Well, I won't bully you, this junior. If you are not as good as me, you will shout three times in the gym: Uncle Gu Ye will rule the world forever."

Zhao Pengyu disliked it, "Is it shameful?"

Gu Ye smirked, "It's not me, it's you that is embarrassed."

Zhao Pengyu rolled up his sleeves, full of confidence, "Okay, it seems that this time we have to win, or we'll be thrown into outer space as a shame."

Xia Xiang looked at Zhao Pengyu sympathetically, every time he lost to Gu Ye, and he never won for several years, why bother himself

Zhao Pengyu really wanted to win back, so he stopped playing, and studied hard when he got home. Gu Ye lay lazily on the sofa, and took a look on his own Weibo. There were already a lot of comments on his last Weibo, and the comments were very exciting.

Hahaha, the master goes to school! Facts have proved that even the best people go to school.

Master Gu, study hard and make progress every day!

My name has been chosen, it must be the most special, so that Master Gu can see me at a glance.

Hey, hey, my name has been chosen too! hehehehehe~

Tomorrow night's live broadcast, I am most looking forward to seeing everyone's names.

Be obediently waiting for Master Gu's live broadcast. If you are fortunate enough to draw me, I will definitely make a photo album for the two of you, any age you want.

Gu Ye touched his chin and was inexplicably interested in this album. He couldn't help but reply: What's your name, can you tell me in advance

When Gu Ye asked this question, the fans all screamed: Master Gu, can you be more reserved? Do you know who you are with

Don't be stupid upstairs, he must know that before asking, you two just announced it? Stop going in circles!

It has already been shown so bluntly, one day you two say that if you are not together, I don't believe in love, let's announce it soon!

No, I have difficulty breathing and my brain is deprived of oxygen. It's officially announced! ! !

Gu Ye didn't answer any more questions, and was eager to scratch the ears and cheeks of the fans, until the person replied excitedly, my name is: President Yu's boyfriend is the most handsome in the world.

Countless people followed to build the building: Then I am President Yu's boyfriend who is the most beautiful in the world!

Then I'm President Yu's boyfriend, the number one god in the world!

Gu Ye, holding his forehead, already had a premonition that the painting style in the live broadcast room tomorrow night must be very ghostly.

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Going home on Friday afternoon, Gu Ye stayed at home for a long time, then went to Yu Ze's house the next day, tidied up the house, bought a few pieces of furniture, and some ornaments, and had them delivered. I originally wanted to cook and eat together at night, but unfortunately Yu Ze had a meeting in the afternoon and told Gu Ye in advance that he might go back later, so he didn't have to wait.

It's too troublesome to toss back and forth. Gu Ye has to broadcast live at night, so he simply told the other party to leave him alone and go about his business. After tidying up the house and looking at the brand new home, Gu Ye felt much more comfortable. The place where he lived should make people feel warm, and the cold and cold place was the hotel.

At eight o'clock in the evening, some snacks prepared by Gu Ye started the live broadcast on time. When everyone saw the background of his live broadcast, they were amazed: The environment is different from the last time. Does Master Gu have so many villas

Inexplicably, I saw the atmosphere of business elites in this decoration style. I don't know if it was my illusion. Master Gu, where are you

Gu Ye was speechless, they could see so many things on one background, but they could be broken. "Okay friends, let's say that the ten hexagrams will be calculated for free tonight. Whoever draws will be who will be counted. Let's start."

Everyone asked: Can I ask how long the live broadcast will be tonight

Gu Ye took a bag of pistachios and said while eating, "Go to sleep when you're done."

Fans wailed for a while: I've been waiting for you for a week, I've been waiting for you to come, you can leave when you're done! Can't! At least two hours!

Gu Ye said embarrassedly, "I usually want to go to bed at nine o'clock."

Fan: No! You do not want! You don't have to sleep much before you are alive, you will sleep forever after you die!

Gu Ye wanted to tell them, but not necessarily, after he died, he might really want to go out.

"It's starting, I have seen your names, I will also read the barrage, yes, I will also read the gift area, it's not that the more gifts you swipe, the more you get, the more you spend, and you can buy snacks yourself. "

Even if Gu Ye said so, there were not many people who bought gifts, and there was no shortage of rich people everywhere. Gu Ye looked at the names that flashed by quickly, and keenly found a very good Id in this group of people, Gu Ye smiled and said: "The first lucky person, the name is: Master Gu's family is happy and healthy, longevity and heaven. together."

The live broadcast room is happy: it can still be like this!

This name is so stupid!

Gu Ye asked with a smile: "What method do you choose to use? You can send photos to see the picture, send palmistry, generate the horoscope, or measure the word."

The man said excitedly: I want to see palmistry!

Gu Ye smiled and clicked on the other party's id, "I'll add you as a friend, and send me the photo."

After reading it, Gu Ye nodded, "Okay, this brother has a typical phase-worship pattern, and his pattern is like a jade lute. People with phase-worship patterns are honest and dedicated to their work. This gentleman should have been taught since he was a child. You are excellent in study, and when you get to work, you are also outstanding, and you are often praised by your boss. In my opinion, at the end of this year, your career will go to a higher level, congratulations in advance. One last reminder," Gu Ye teased: "You can marry. "

Everyone was busy taking screenshots, and everyone was stunned at the last sentence: What does it mean to marry? Not me

Master Gu's family is happy and healthy, Shou and Tianqi: How can you tell it's my boyfriend? Amazing!

Gu Ye said with a smile: "I guess."

The girl threw a lot of gifts to Gu Ye in surprise: The calculation is too accurate! It was indeed my boyfriend's hand!

Everyone applauded Gu Ye in surprise, it was great!

Bravo! It all counts!

Master Gu is indeed Master Gu, so handsome! Good cow!

It's not a good cow, it's just bragging. You can see so many tricks by looking at the palmistry. Isn't it his care

Master Gu's family is happy and healthy, longevity and Tianqi: I swear it is definitely not a trust!

Regardless of the doubt, Gu Ye saw another name, "Next, the name is President Yu's boyfriend who is the most handsome in the world, and he promised to make a photo album."

What the hell! Ah ah ah! ! !

Officially announced, satisfied! Master Gu personally asked for it!

You choose, choose, choose, choose, choose! My God! Please send it out after it's done!

Master Gu, are you so narcissistic! Do you know that you are so straightforward

Don't talk too much, be careful of getting slapped in the face, and now I don't know what's wrong with the Internet. As long as they are not ugly, they want to sell rotten fans. They are all used by rotten girls, who destroy the network environment.

Upstairs know shit! Got it right for you? Have you eaten your rice? Enclosing yourself is preventing you from digging into the ground

Gu Ye immediately noticed that the combat power of his fans seemed to be very powerful, and they scolded people in a set way. He took a sip of water, "Let's continue to do the fortune-telling, friend, which algorithm do you choose."

President Yu's boyfriend is the most handsome in the world: I see him.

Gu Ye: "No makeup photo."

After Gu Ye added the other party's friend, the other party sent him a photo of himself, Gu Ye was amused, "Why are you sending my photo?"

President Yu's boyfriend is the most handsome in the world: I want to count your marriage for you!

Gu Ye smiled and said: "That's impossible, the fortune teller doesn't count himself, he can only count others, and I'll give you another chance."

The other party immediately sent Yu Ze's photo to him, and it was considered Yu Ze's.

Gu Ye reminded him: "This is the last chance, and it can't be changed. I've even considered Yu Ze's appearance before, safe and rich, emperor's destiny, smooth relationship, living together forever, no children in my life, only love one person in my life ."

The people in the live broadcast room were like chicken blood, and asked him: Do I only love you in my life

Gu Ye took a sip of water and said with a smile: "If you don't answer the interview, the next one."

Fans will almost cry, let's make it public! Please! What's the difference between this and public? We just want to hear from you!

Gu Ye pretended not to see it, "Next, the black fan whose name is to send Gu Ye to Xinjiang to kneel and count grapes." Gu Ye was so happy after reading that, these people are so talented!

The black fan who sent Gu Ye to Xinjiang to kneel and count the grapes: I ask about feelings, measure a knot, and tie a knot of concentricity forever.

Gu Ye nodded and said slowly: "There is a thread on the left, and there are thousands of tangles. The girl's emotional path is not very smooth. But fortunately, there is good luck on the right, and the ending should be good. The ending is also a break, before the proof. Love has passed away, the latter has not yet appeared, don't worry girl, it is your good marriage, you can't miss it."

The other party is excitedly thanking Gu Ye: Great! I am desperate for the future, Master Gu gave me hope!

The live broadcast room was lively. At this time, someone swiped the card at the door. Gu Ye tilted his head curiously and looked over. Yu Ze pushed open the door and came in. He saw Gu Ye who was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, holding the computer while the live broadcast was live, and said with a smile: "Baby, I'm back."

Gu Ye reflexively clicked on the small plane in the lower right corner of the computer, and set the computer to airplane mode, "Didn't you have a business talk?"

Yu Ze took off his coat and hung it on the hanger by the door, "I'll be back early when you're at home."

Gu Ye pursed his lips, "Have you eaten yet?"

"I ate, what about you?"

"I ordered a takeaway, then, don't talk."

Yu Ze raised his eyebrows, a little puzzled.

Gu Ye said helplessly: "I'm broadcasting live, wait for me to finish the calculations."

Yu Ze let out a "tsk", didn't answer, and went to the bar to pour water for a drink.

Gu Ye restored the network, and said solemnly: "I'm sorry, the network card just now."

The live broadcast room is about to overturn the sky: it's too time to get stuck! I hear a particularly magnetic sound! !

Can pull it down, tell me who it is! Sounds so familiar!

Bao, I'm back, hehe~

Don't make trouble, maybe it's his brother!

Does your brother call you Bao

Don't be disgusting, okay? I just watch fortune-telling, men stay with men, bye bye.

You don't like you going, what's wrong with you? One less of you is a lot.

Actually, I'm a fan of Gu Ye's boyfriend.

CP demolishers eat shit!

CP demolishers eat shit! +1

CP demolishers eat shit! +2

Gu Ye said calmly: "Let's continue the calculation, the next one is, if you see my id, it means that you are about to lose a star." After Gu Ye finished speaking, "Playing games with you makes my heart tremble."

The other party gave Gu Ye a row of gifts. The name was very cheerful, and he spoke very calmly. He probably didn't pick it up by himself: I'm also simple, ask for words, and I'll test my recent career. Just one word of loyalty, loyal loyalty.

"Loyalty characters can be dismantled. The top is the middle, and the bottom is the heart. If you want to start a career, you should first determine the backbone of the center. The Chinese character uses a method of adding a head, and adding a mouthful is a problem. You should already have a candidate in your heart, right? You are hesitating, why don't you change it?"

The man gave Gu Ye some more gifts and exclaimed in amazement, "You actually took my situation into account. It's amazing that you can count so much with just one word."

Some people praised Gu Ye for being accurate, and some people said that Gu Ye: Just one word, you have replaced the person who was already determined, why are you so big? So unfair to that person!

Gu Ye said lightly: "I just figured it out from this word. It has nothing to do with me whether others want to listen to it or how to operate it. I am only responsible for the person who asked me to measure the word. I will send you to Xinjiang to kneel and count. Grape."

The fans were all happy, and some people advised Gu Ye: Master Gu, don't read these comments, just look at me, I just want to know who that person was just now.

right! Please let him show up!

The topic just turned back, and then turned back again, Gu Ye said helplessly: "Aren't we a live broadcast of fortune-telling?"

Fans: Isn't the most important thing about your relationship

At this time, Yu Ze walked over with a glass of water, Gu Ye raised his head and looked at the other party helplessly, he didn't want to "get stuck" again.

Yu Ze glanced at him resentfully, didn't show up, just put the water in front of him, turned around and sat across from him, took out the computer, and reviewed the report.

Even so, the people in the live broadcast room are still crazy and already know who he is: even if only one hand is exposed, I know it is Yu Ze!

Lovers watch, Gu Ye, look at your wrist for yourself! Yu Ze's watch is made to order, the only one in the world!

No wonder Gu Ye's watch looked familiar, but he never recognized it!

You all live together, why not make it public

Oh my god, the cp I knocked turned out to be real, let me slow down, I really lacked oxygen.

Gu Ye looked at Yu Ze helplessly, so he didn't have to show his face at all, everyone could guess who he was from this detail, and he was very suspicious of Yu Ze's intention. Gu Ye picked up the water glass and coughed calmly, "Okay, the next one."

The change of topic was extremely blunt, and everyone was no longer a hexagram, and they were all looking for Yu Ze's figure. Gu Ye finished eating half the bag of pistachios, so the fans stopped shouting. Because no matter what they shouted, Gu Ye just ate snacks there, didn't make a sound, didn't speak at all, and it was useless to provoke him. Seeing that everyone stopped shouting, Gu Ye said calmly, "Next."

Gu Ye and Yu Ze have been living together, and in Gu Ye's live broadcast room, they saw Yu Ze's news being sent to Gu Ye's Weibo, and many people came from Gu Ye's Weibo, and the number of people in the live broadcast room was very fast. reached more than 10 million people. This traffic is rare on the entire platform.

Gu Ye's identity is also relatively special. He is not a real star, but his traffic is comparable to the first line. He is not an Internet celebrity, but he can attract so many people in one live broadcast. After the people on the live broadcast platform found out, they also discussed whether to give Gu Ye an olive branch and asked him if he would come to live broadcast regularly. As soon as this idea was proposed, it was rejected by the upper management.

"If he wants to broadcast live on our platform, let's live it. Tell him, we don't want a penny of the reward money, we give it all to him, thank him for increasing traffic to our platform, he can donate it, even if we do charity. He may not get this treatment when he goes to other platforms, like this type of person, you can't keep him with money, you can only use affection."

The people on the live broadcast platform found someone who could speak well. After Gu Ye finished the live broadcast, they contacted Gu Ye and relayed the meaning of the upper level. Gu Ye had just received the reward money, and was happy. When he saw the news again, his mood suddenly improved. After taking a screenshot of the other party's chat history, Gu Ye posted it on his Weibo, thanking the Dogya platform for the treatment, and donated all the rewards he got today to charity, as evidenced by the screenshots.

Gu Ye's actions made everyone stunned. Originally, he was still talking about his love life in a lively way, but Gu Ye donated the money in the blink of an eye, and also promoted the dog tooth platform by the way. Those who said Gu Ye Zuoxiu before were embarrassed to say anything else, after all, so much money is not something anyone can do. The number of downloads of the Dogya APP has increased by several million in two hours, but I didn't expect that I would owe Gu Ye a favor in the end.

Gu Ye lay on the bed and read the comments for a while. All he saw were positive comments, and the corners of Gu Ye's mouth twitched. Now the quality of people on the Internet is getting higher and higher. Even if Yu Ze shows up, everyone's attention will shift from his private life to the good deeds he does. If it goes on like this, it's not that their feelings cannot be accepted by the world. In short, scold him, he can ignore it. To scold Yu Ze, no.

Gu Ye was satisfied, and was about to quit, when he saw a comment that was incompatible with these messages: If there are really gods or ghosts, can they let them take a look at the people living in hell.

This comment keeps going.

The person who left this message didn't say anything else, and kept swiping this comment.

Gu Ye immediately felt that something was not right. This simple sentence didn't seem like a middle-aged 2nd year groaning. No matter how you looked at it, it was full of despair.

He clicked on this netizen and found that it was a new account, without even taking a name. The comments were still being written, and Gu Ye privately poked the other party worriedly: Do you need help

At this time, the other party's avatar was refreshed, and a thin woman's face appeared, with a pair of eyes, like an abyss.

Seeing her face, Gu Ye's expression suddenly became solemn.

The other party sent him this sentence: Master Gu, if you can really understand ghosts and gods, please tell the King of Hell, I will be a bull and a horse for ten lifetimes, and my whole family will not die!

Gu Ye took a breath and asked seriously: Is this avatar yourself

The other party didn't reply for a long time, Gu Ye asked three times in a row, and the other party replied: Yes.

Gu Ye sat up and quickly replied, "Don't be stupid, give me your address and I'll save you!"

Thousands of miles away in the mountains, in a half-old small bungalow, a woman in her early thirties looked at this sentence in despair, with no expression on her face, and withdrew from Weibo with her eyes blank. Family members are unreliable, let alone strangers.

At this time, a middle-aged man kicked the door. He was not tall, with dark skin and small eyes. He stared hatefully at the woman sitting on the bed, and walked over quickly. When the woman saw him, the godless eyes finally got a little look, and she shivered in fear, and subconsciously hid the phone. When the man saw her move, he walked over with a cold face, grabbed the woman's hair, and regardless of the woman's struggle, he dragged her off the bed and kicked her to the ground.

"Bitch! You have to go out to work for two days, and your heart is wild, right! This month, I paid a thousand yuan to my house! I spent five hundred yuan to buy a mobile phone! Give it to me!"

Only then did he realize that the man's left hand was somewhat disabled, much smaller than his right hand. Even if he beat someone, his left hand was always in his sleeve.

The woman screamed and said tremblingly, "I bought a mobile phone to find a job easily."

"The convenience of the grass-mud horse!" He stepped on the woman's head, and with his right hand, he lifted the pillow and quilt on the bed to the ground. He found the cell phone that was only worth five hundred yuan, and kicked the woman several times. They all kicked out blood, which is not relieved, and kicked several times on the woman's back. At first, the woman screamed twice, but she just looked at him coldly and said nothing.

Her reaction actually angered the man. The man grabbed her by the hair, dragged her from the ground, smashed her hard against the wall again, pressed her head against the wall, and scolded with a grim face: " Your brother killed my sister! Your family is a beast! How dare you look at me like this, do you look down on me? You looked down on me since you married me! You think I'm a crippled cripple, right? Do you think I'm not good enough for you? Going to school is amazing! Recognizing words is amazing? You bastard who can't even lay eggs!"

The sound of beating and scolding was too loud, and the yard was not big. After the old man in the family was woken up, he came to the house to take a look, saw the woman's face covered in blood, and closed the door for them indifferently without saying a word. Don't say, go.

The woman took a deep breath in despair, her eyes suddenly filled with resentment.