This uncle’s name is Yang Mian, and there is a younger brother named Yang Li in his hometown. During the Chinese New Year this year, he still went back to his hometown to celebrate the New Year. At that time, the family’s ancestral tomb was not moved, and his younger brother did not mention the matter of moving the ancestral tomb. When Ye said this, Yang Mian was at a loss, and hurriedly called his brother, "Are you okay at home?"
As usual, his brother said, "It's fine, it's fine."
Uncle Yang asked suspiciously, "Is the ancestral tomb moved?"
Yang Li paused, "How did you know? I haven't had time to tell you yet."
Hearing this, Yang Mian's heart skipped a beat. San Shao was so amazing. He didn't ask anything, but he saw it. He asked anxiously, "You really moved the ancestral tomb? What are you doing when you have nothing to do?"
His younger brother smiled and said, "I haven't had time to tell you about this yet. After you left, a gentleman came to our house. If you can pinch him, he will be counted, especially God. Someone in the family is looking for him to be considered a ghost house. I think it will be counted. It's very good, and he said it in a straightforward manner, I also let him have a look, and it was moved on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month."
Yang Mian asked dissatisfiedly, "It's been so many days since you moved, and you don't have time to tell me?"
Yang Li said embarrassedly, "Isn't there something going on at home? I didn't have time."
Yang Mian said worriedly, "Is something wrong at home?"
"Yeah, the child has been sick all the time."
Yang Mian anxiously said, "I have an accident here too. Every day in the middle of the night, there is a disturbance, the child is sick, and your sister-in-law is also sick. I asked a master to ask, and they can tell if there is a problem with our yin house. Let me tell you, The gentleman you're looking for may be a liar, and he doesn't choose the place."
"Impossible, he does a good job, everyone understands the yin and yang gossip."
Yang Mian frowned. His younger brother was disobedient and rebellious when he was a child. He seldom went to school. With his help, he now opened a hardware supermarket, and he did a good job. However, sometimes he was slow to respond. He really felt that his younger brother was being abused. Lied, "Well, take a picture of the new address for me, and take a picture of the surrounding terrain, and I'll take a look at Mr.
Yang Li said impatiently, "As for what?"
Yang Mian said solemnly: "As for it, listen to me."
Yang Li couldn't help, "Okay, I'll take a picture for you tomorrow."
That night, Yang Mian's family finally slept peacefully. The next morning, he received photos from Yang Li. He couldn't understand these things. At noon, he asked for Gu Ye's phone number. , drove to Yu Ze's company, and waited for Gu Ye at the gate. When he saw Gu Ye coming out, he said excitedly: "Third Young Master, my brother really moved the family's ancestral grave. He moved it to this position, you Take a look, is this location alright?"
After reading it, Gu Ye smiled, "Is this position chosen by your brother?"
"Yeah, he said that the gentleman was very godly."
Gu Ye pouted, "If you listen to me, you can go back and move your family's ancestral tomb back to its original location. This location won't work. It's your family that will have an accident after a long time."
Yang Mian asked in confusion, "What do you mean?"
"I mean to move back. This position is not good for the elders. Are you the eldest son of the family?"
Yang Mian nodded quickly, "Yes, I am the eldest of my family, and there is a younger brother and a younger sister below."
Gu Ye smiled, "This position is not good for the eldest son and cannot be used."
Yang Mian frowned, some understood something, and some didn't understand, Gu Ye's mouth curled up, "I won't say anything else, I'll go back."
Yang Mian quickly thanked Gu Ye and stuffed a red envelope for Gu Ye. After listening to Gu Ye's words, he asked for leave after getting in the car and wanted to go back to his hometown.
Gu Ye looked at the red envelope and put it in his pocket. He didn't want to worry about this kind of thing. It involved family and affection, and it was easy to be a person inside or outside. The person who chooses that position is either a liar and doesn't know that position is not good. Either it was intentional, it could steal the good luck of the boss and supply the younger brother with bad luck. If the uncle's younger brother doesn't know, it's okay, he knows, it's his family's business. Gu Ye didn't want to worry about how to solve it.
Back in the office, Gu Ye opened the red envelope and took out 10,000 yuan in RMB. Gu Ye shook and patted it on Yu Ze's desk domineeringly, "Dear, last night's service fee."
Yu Ze let out a "tsk", "Last night was free, let's make it tonight."
Gu Ye immediately persuaded, "Don't, I don't need it tonight, I'm teasing you, the money is mine."
Yu Ze chuckled, and before Gu Ye wanted to take it back, he quickly picked up the 10,000 yuan and put it in his suit pocket, "Mine, for tonight's service fee."
Gu Ye's fingers trembled, and he laughed dryly, "I'll find my second brother in a while, and I'll be broadcasting live tonight, I won't go back tonight, bye~"
Yu Ze watched Gu Ye run away, but wasn't annoyed, the corner of his mouth twitched slightly, he read the report with a smile in his eyes, signed it, and called Secretary Liu, "Meet."
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Gu Ye spent an afternoon to settle the affairs of Gu Lin's company. After getting paid, he donated half of it and put the other half into his pocket. Now that Gu Yang has started school, there are only the old couple left at home. When Gu Ye came back, Mrs. Gu was naturally happy and cooked a table of Gu Ye's favorite dishes. After Gu Ye was full, he turned on the computer, called Qiaomeier over, hugged her in her arms, and combed her hair until eight o'clock in the evening, when Gu Ye started the live broadcast.
As soon as he went online, he put his arms around Qiaomeier and introduced: "Hello everyone, today I would like to introduce a new friend to you. This is my new dog, Qiaomeier, Dahei's younger sister."
When Da Hei heard Gu Ye mention his name, he turned his head to look at Gu Ye, just a glance, Da Hei was still lying on his stomach. For the new dog, it has no hostility or closeness, just like a lonely prince, he just needs to write a line all over his body: Brother Hei doesn't need friends!
Everyone exclaimed: Qiaomeier looks so good-looking! The long hair on this body is so smooth at first glance!
Have a second child so soon? Where are you going to put the big black brother like this
The cold look of our black brother seems to be saying that you all go, you mentally retarded, I don't need a sister!
This dog looks so good-looking, isn't it expensive
This kind of dog is said to have a bad temper, but it's amazing. I actually saw the smell of first love in a dog's eyes, and its eyes looking at Gu Ye are so gentle.
Speaking of Master Gu, the background of your family has changed again. How many families do you have
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Gu Ye innocently said: "No, this is my home. My mother said that the color was not warm enough before, so she changed a layer of wallpaper."
In fact, Mrs. Gu was worried that Yu Ze would stay overnight. The room before Gu Ye was too childish and looked like a high school student. Mrs. Gu felt ashamed, so she changed a new layer of wallpaper and bought a few more pieces in the room. Furniture that looked like adults lived in.
Everyone finally let Gu Ye go on the house issue, most of them were amazed at the cat and dog issue, and saw someone say: "Look at the appearance of this dog, you will know that Da Hei will not be favored in the future, Da Hei is just a pastoral cat. , not a breed cat."
Seeing this statement, Gu Ye called Da Hei over, rubbed a hand on its shiny black back, and told everyone with a smile: "Da Hei is not an ordinary cat, Da Hei is a mysterious cat with psychic knowledge, it is I used a special method to save its life, this kind of mysterious cat is not good for the pastoral, where is the pastoral cat inferior to the cat?" Seeing that the other party stopped talking, Gu Ye said: "Since everyone has said this, Let me tell you a story about cats."
Gu Ye took a sip of water and moistened his throat, "Once upon a time there was a cat abuser who took pleasure in killing animals. Losing his claws, listening to their helpless screams, watching their blood and powerless struggles, he would feel pleasure from it. Just when he was venting his stress on cats and dogs every day, something strange happened. "
Gu Ye's face gradually sank, facing the screen meaningfully, telling the story of the cat abuser in a gloomy way. The audience listened with relish at first, scolding the person who tortured and killed small animals, and later heard that he was covered in hair, It was painful and itchy, and the doctor couldn't cure it even after digging out the flesh, and they all screamed in fright: I can't take it anymore! I'm sick all over! Got goosebumps all over!
What the hell is hairy all over? It's terrible, it's better to die!
This is simply torture!
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Gu Ye finished talking about the case of Da Hei, and told everyone in a very gentle tone: "So, torture and kill innocent little animals, listen to their screams for fun, and vent their perverted desires, there will be retribution, long hair oh long hair, Long this kind of hair." Gu Ye deliberately rubbed and rubbed Da Hei's body, short-haired cats are not as soft as long-haired cats, even if they are smooth, they are still somewhat hard. When pushed backwards, the hairs stand up one by one, black and shiny.
Gu Ye pursed his lips and smirked, "Does it look good?"
The barrage floated past frantically: Ah, don't say it!
No, goosebumps have come up and I feel itchy all over now!
It's terrible, perverts have perverted ways to die, so don't be perverted!
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Gu Ye smiled and watched the people in the live broadcast room being so frightened that he not only achieved the purpose of education, but also had a sense of satisfaction that the prank was successful. He was grinning badly when someone knocked on his door.
Gu Ye turned his head, "I haven't slept yet, come in."
Gu Ye thought it was his little mother who gave him new clothes, but unexpectedly it was Dad Gu who came knocking on the door. Gu Ye asked unexpectedly, "Dad, what's the matter?"
Dad Gu took the newly bought billiard cue and asked Gu Ye, "Do you play billiards?"
To tell the truth, Gu Ye really wanted to go. This was the first time his father had invited him to play with him. It could be seen that the old man was in a good mood recently, and he had less work and started to live a post-retirement life. Gu Ye looked at the current time and said regretfully: "Dad, you call first, I promised them, at least until nine o'clock."
Disappointment flashed in Dad Gu's eyes, "I promise to do it, I'll go by myself."
Gu Ye quickly said, "I'll find you later."
Everyone in the live broadcast room is envious: the relationship is so good!
Is this a teasing father-son relationship
Master Gu, tell the story quickly, we will let you go until nine o'clock today!
Dad Gu, look at me, I am your youngest son who was accidentally left behind by the people eighteen years ago. I have sprouted.
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In order not to keep Dad waiting, Gu Ye rubbed Da Hei's head, with Da Hei lying on his lap, his arms around Qiaomei'er, and went straight to the subject, "The next story will be more terrifying." Gu Ye was serious said: "Everyone find something to hold in their arms, it's irresponsible to cry in fear."
Barrage: Waiting for you to zoom in! I can't believe it, it can be more scary than just now!
If you are scared and cry, I will lose, but if you are not scared, I will give birth to a baby for you!
Gu Ye: "...No, thank you." Rejecting the other party's request to have a child seriously, Gu Ye became serious, "There used to be a little girl, a high school student, at the age of fancy, she met a very gentle netizen..." Gu Ye Ye adapted Tian Sihui's case into a story and told it to the people in the live broadcast room. The end he told was worse than Tian Sihui's, just to scare them, let them know they were afraid, and let these little girls have the heart to guard against others in the future. Parents know that when cultivating a series of skills such as piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, learning, parenting, and dancing, they should not forget to teach their children how to prevent being cheated.
He also adapted the fate of those scumbags to be particularly tragic, and it became the ending of the girl's revenge and the tragic death of all the scumbags.
After Gu Ye finished speaking, it was exactly nine o'clock. The live broadcast room was silent at first. After a long sigh of relief, everyone sighed and said: Too bad! I cried!
This girl is too miserable. All girls who want to fall in love should have some snacks. Don't be deceived.
Scum be damned! There's no good end to being a scum!
I will educate my daughter in a while to prevent fire, theft, and scum.
I have to educate my son not to grow up to be an irresponsible bastard.
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Gu Ye looked at the time, "Okay, today's story is over." Gu Ye solemnly summed up: "Human nature is good, but it is necessary to guard against others, girls, long snacks, we are all big treasures, but we can't I was deceived by a scumbag with a heart. Don't say anything, I'm going to play with my dad, see you next week."
After Gu Ye left the live broadcast room, he rubbed against Da Hei's forehead, rubbing Da Hei's face with helplessness, and there was a bit of disgust in his eyes. Gu Ye smirked and turned it over, belly facing up, and rubbed it again before letting it go. As soon as Gu Ye left, Qiaomeier naturally followed, and as soon as he went out, Dog King and Da Huang followed. Three dogs followed Gu Ye, one was bigger than the other, and they walked mighty and majestic. Gu's mother happened to be passing by, and when she saw Gu Ye like this, she said with disgust, "Are you going to find your father, or to fight wolves?"
Gu Ye laughed, "Of course I'm going to find my dad."
"Your dad is playing with Yu Ze. He has won several games, and he is happy."
Gu Ye said unexpectedly: "Yu Ze is here? He didn't say anything."
Mrs. Gu smiled, "your dad went to find you, you were busy, and he was sorry. Yu Ze came. I heard that you were busy, so Yu Ze didn't go to you, and the two went to play ball." Gu The lady whispered, "Son, Yu Ze has too many eyes."
Gu Ye Ren smiled, "What did he do?"
"He deliberately lost to your father to make your father happy," Mrs. Gu pouted, "this young man is boring."
Gu Ye couldn't hold back and smiled, "I see, don't worry."
Gu Ye found his father and Yu Ze, and the two were fighting. Seeing Gu Ye coming in, Gu's father said with disgust, "Go away, I won't play with you tonight."
Gu Ye wanted to complain: Yes, I won't let you, what if you lose face
Seeing that Dad was so happy, Gu Ye endured and didn't say anything, and then looked at Yu Ze's calm expression, Gu Ye reluctantly poked the other side's waist, reminding the other side that it's enough, don't let Dad see it.
The corner of Yu Ze's mouth twitched, his eyes signaled, how could he be able to hide from him? He had seen it long ago, one was willing to coax, the other was acting stupid, and he was just trying to be happy.
It was not long until ten o'clock. Dad Gu won more and lost less. He was happy when Mrs. Gu came to call: "It's time to rest, you have to take care of your health."
Dad Gu looked at the time and told Yu Ze, "It's so late, I'll stay at home tonight, and you'll go together tomorrow morning."
Gu Ye raised his eyebrows and gave Yu Ze a look of admiration, yes, you can coax the old man into this after losing, you are truly talented!
When no one was paying attention, Yu Ze grabbed Gu Ye and said with a smile: "If you don't go back, I can only come to you. In order to stay, I have to think carefully. After all, I have been charged for the service."
Gu Ye looked around and found that no one was paying attention to them. Holding Yu Ze's face, he pinched his teeth and said, "You have learned badly! You were not like this before!"
Yu Ze leaned over and pecked on Gu Ye's mouth, "Learn from you."
Gu Ye took a deep breath, and said with a guilty conscience, "Nonsense!"
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In the middle of the night, a few lonely ghosts came to Gu's house and circled around. Seeing Yu Ze's car parked here from a distance, looking at the scary purple air, they really didn't have the courage to approach.
After realizing each other's intentions, these little ghosts got together and chatted politely, "I'm here to find Master Gu, so are you?"
"Me too."
"Yes, they are all looking for Master Gu. You, you are also here... to borrow money?"
"You too?"
"Um."
The ghosts were silent for a while, "Are you all trying to buy that futon?"
"Yes, I'm not missing an arm. It is said that after using it, I can grow an arm again. I have no family and I don't have enough money, so I want to borrow some money from Master Gu."
"I'm here for this too, but that person is here, we can't get close, what can we do?"
The little ghosts waited for two hours, but they didn't see Yu Ze leave, so they all left helplessly, and could only come back tomorrow.
After Gu Ye woke up in the morning, he noticed the ghosts around here, and asked suspiciously, "A ghost stayed nearby last night?"
Lingling jumped into Gu Ye's backpack by herself, "There are a few ghosts who seem to be in trouble. I don't know them, so I didn't go out to ask."
Gu Ye smiled and said, "Yes, don't talk to those you don't know, and be careful to be abducted."
Seeing Lingling jumping up and down under Yu Ze's eyelids, Gu Ye was a little puzzled, isn't this girl afraid of Yu Ze's purple energy
At this time, Lingling closed the zipper of the quilt herself, Gu Ye opened the zipper with a smile, and asked, "Daughter, can't you feel the pressure of your father Yu's purple qi?"
Lingling blinked, "I feel it, but I have this." Lingling took out the red bead from the small purse hanging on her waist and held it in both hands, "It can help me isolate part of my breath, If I wrap myself in resentment, it won't be so uncomfortable."
Gu Ye said in surprise: "It's interesting that this bead can be used like this."
Lingling said obviously: "If you touch it, it's still hot."
"Is it hot?"
"Yes, I carry it, and my hands are hot."
Gu Ye asked in shock, "Are you hot?!"
Lingling stretched out her little hand and put it on the back of Gu Ye's hand. Gu Ye was surprised to find that the child actually had a temperature! Compared with the cold and gloomy appearance before, there is more of a living person's breath. Gu Ye said in surprise: "You have to wear this bead all the time, maybe a miracle will happen."
Lingling didn't understand what Gu Ye meant. Anyway, her father asked her to take it, so she took it. She carefully put the bead into her bag and patted it, "Don't worry, you can't lose it."
After breakfast, Gu Ye and Yu Ze went out together. Gu Ye said in the car, "I have to come back tonight. I noticed that there were wild ghosts staying outside the gate last night. They may have asked me for help."
"How do you know it's asking for help?"
"Then why are they looking for me? Do you want to lose your soul?" Gu Ye said seriously: "You must be there, they dare not look for me, I will come back by myself tonight, you are not allowed to follow."
Yu Ze frowned. Although he was dissatisfied, he generously let Gu Ye go, "En."
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That night, those lonely ghosts really came again, Gu Ye asked Ye Li to bring them in, and asked suspiciously, "Do you have anything to do with me?"
The little devils were embarrassed, and after a moment of hesitation, they mustered up their courage and said, "We want to borrow some money."
Gu Ye hugged Da Hei and said slowly: "I will give you some pocket money on the fifteenth of every month, which can guarantee you to survive. What do you borrow money for?"
These lonely ghosts either have broken limbs or broken limbs, and they are afraid that they will be disabled in the next life, and they do not want to be reincarnated. Some have healthy limbs, but when they were alive, they were miserable people who have not yet reincarnated in order to accumulate blessings. There are also ghosts who have been unjustly killed. Before the day of reincarnation, there is no one at home to support them, so they can only be wild ghosts, wandering outside. In order to prevent them from being forced to do evil, Gu Ye would give them some pocket money. Three ghosts came to him to borrow money at once. Gu Ye teased: "Lend money to marry a wife?"
The three ghosts shook their heads and said embarrassedly, "No."
Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "Married?"
"No!" Guidu blushed when Gu Ye said, "We want to buy something."
Gu Ye raised his eyebrows and asked curiously, "What to buy?"
The three ghosts hesitated for a while, and a younger one whispered, "Buy something that will make us not disabled."
Gu Ye's face froze, and he stopped teasing them, "Have you been deceived, where can you sell this kind of thing?"
"Yes, an instrument, like a futon. The old lady who sold it said that it can cure any disease."
Gu Ye's mouth twitched, "Why does this sound so unreliable?"
"Really, the old lady said that if she had used this earlier, she would not have died."
Gu Ye frowned, "Why do I sound like a liar? You take me to see that old lady first. If she is so amazing, I will buy one for each of you."
The three little ghosts said happily: "Let's lead the way, she is selling right next to Mali, which is very close to here."
Gu Ye followed the three little ghosts out the door and came to the roadside they were talking about. There was really a gray-haired old lady holding a futon-like thing in her hand and was introducing. Surrounded by a large group of ghosts, those with broken limbs and broken arms, those with blind eyes and crooked noses, most of them were disabled ghosts.
The old lady was very excited about the introduction, "Just this thing, it can cure all diseases! Arm pain can cure arms, leg pain can cure legs, rheumatism, hepatitis, sore throat, rhinitis, cough, etc., all of them can be cured! Nian Ai, Langzhong does not use it. Our futon is made of wormwood. As long as you insist on sitting every day and stick to it, you are guaranteed to be cured. Really, before I used it, my leg was always hurting. I'm cured by this! I don't charge you too much, just give me the money for the goods, I will lie to you for the next life! I'm not a profiteer!"
Gu Ye looked at the old lady from the side, looked at her face carefully, and after seeing that the old lady had died like this, she was completely speechless, what's the matter!
"This grandma!" Gu Ye interrupted the introduction of the other party when he saw the ghosts around him, "Can I take the liberty to ask, you have such a useful thing, so how did you die?"
"I'm dying of illness!" The old lady was not only not angry, but also very enthusiastic. "Young man, if I had used this thing earlier, I would have been healed long ago. Look at you, you are so young and so good-looking, alas!" The wife looked at Gu Ye sympathetically, "Good boy, why did he die so early?"
Gu Ye: "..."
The old lady kindly said: "Grandma doesn't charge you too much. If you want, I'll give you the purchase price and give you a good baby in the next life."
Gu Ye twitched the corners of his mouth and pointed at his face, "Grandma, I'm alive."
"A living person?!" The old lady was frightened, "How can you see me?"
Gu Ye said seriously: "I am the master of catching ghosts."
The old lady was terrified, "I'm a good ghost. I'm here to introduce them to good products. I'm considered meritorious. You can't arrest me!"
Gu Ye didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "I won't catch you, where did you come from?"
The old lady looked at him with a good-looking smile, and didn't mean to do anything, so she explained: "In order to cure them of their missing arms and legs, I went to ask the person who sold my products for the goods. I was alive when I was alive. The product he sold me."
Gu Ye asked in a complicated mood, "So you went to find him after you died?"
"I'm looking for it," the old lady said. "He said it himself, and he will always guarantee after-sales. If I can sell it, I will pay me a commission. If I run out of stock, I will go to him for it."
Gu Ye twitched the corners of his mouth and asked, "Is that person still alive?"
"Look at what you said, people are living well, and he doesn't want to deliver goods to me, that's not good, you have to be honest, and he will give the goods when I sell them, and if he doesn't give me, go to him. "
"Pfft!" Gu Ye held out his thumb in admiration. It was really tit for tat. I don't know what the mood of the person who brainwashed this old lady is now.
The old lady said enthusiastically: "This thing can be used for a long time, really, you believe me, I used to have leg pains, and I can't walk anymore. This is the cure." Speaking of this, the old lady regrets Said: "If I had used this earlier, I would not have died."
Gu Ye asked tentatively, "What's wrong with you?"
The old lady's face changed, and she felt uncomfortable when she said, "Liver cancer."
Gu Ye almost laughed, "Can wormwood cure liver cancer?"
The old lady gave you a young, ignorant expression, "Why not? As long as you use it for a long time, everything can be cured, and cancer can be cured."
Gu Ye took a deep breath, "Well, seriously, I'm very interested in your project, can I develop it offline?"
"Yes! Your conditions are very suitable, young man, look at your face, oh, innate conditions determine that you can do it!"
Gu Ye helped his forehead, he could see that this old lady really wanted to do good things, and she believed that this thing could save people. The more she did, the more Gu Ye wanted to know, who brainwashed this old lady? How many old people are there
"Grandma, who burned this for you, can you tell me?"
"That won't work, we have rules, you can only contact us, and you can't see the people above."
Gu Ye said helplessly: "You were deceived by pyramid schemes."
The old lady was quite firm, "How could it be a pyramid scheme? Pyramid schemes are all lies. This is not a lie, it can really cure diseases."
Gu Ye has run out of options, "Grandma, then introduce me to the store you went to when you were alive. I will start from the bottom and climb up layer by layer. Let's work together for the health of the people. Contribute, okay?"
After Gu Ye finished speaking, his teeth were sour, he didn't believe it.
Unexpectedly, the old lady said happily: "Yes, I will lead you there! You can be a supervisor in a few months!"
Gu Ye: "..."
I thank you le!