I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Chapter 146: Dig a hole and push her down!

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The old lady took Gu Ye to a community a few miles away. There are many shops around the community. On the least prosperous side of the community, there is an inconspicuous small shop called: Elderly Health Management Center. Quite formal.

The old lady pointed to the shop and said, "It's right here, my family lives in this community, I often come to listen to their lectures, and the lectures are quite useful, and sometimes they also send eggs, oil, rice and noodles. , The lecturers are all very good, you can just come and find them tomorrow."

Gu Ye smiled and said: "Okay, I remember, do you still have any goods in hand?"

"Yes, that's the last one left." The old lady took the mat and showed it to Gu Ye.

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "How much is one?"

"Three thousand five."

Gu Yexin said that such a cushion is really not cheap, "Renminbi?"

"Mingcoin, I can't spend it if I want RMB." The old lady explained: "I used to want RMB."

Gu Ye blinked, his eyes turned, "Grandma, I want this one, I'll order ten more from you, and give them to ghost friends."

The old lady was overjoyed, "You want so much!"

Gu Ye nodded with a smile, "I have a lot of ghost friends," he encouraged: "Go and ask him for goods. If you come, I will buy them, at least ten."

The old lady said happily: "Okay, I'll go to him to order in a while." The old lady gave Gu Ye the last pad and taught him how to use it, "There is wormwood in it, there is a button here, this is a power bank, When you plug it in, it will heat up, and the efficacy of this wormwood will enter your body along your pores, and you can just sit for an hour a day. When you don’t need it, turn off the power supply and it’s just an ordinary cushion.”

Gu Ye asked curiously, "Is it really that amazing? Can cancer be cured?"

The old lady said earnestly: "Yes, really anything can be cured, just persevere and persevere. This mat can be used repeatedly, and it will not be a problem to use it for three years. Isn't it very cost-effective?"

Gu Ye's mouth twitched, "Yes, it's quite cost-effective." He happily gave the money, one coin is tens of thousands of dollars, and four are enough, "Grandma, I'll pay you the full amount, more than you. You don't have to look for it anymore, you are so old, it's not easy to run back and forth, it's hard work for you."

The old lady was moved: "Young man, you trust me too much, don't worry, I won't run away."

Gu Ye nodded, "Well, I don't think you will lie to me."

After the old lady collected the money, she said happily, "Then I'll go."

Gu Ye waved with a smile, "Grandma, see you tomorrow! Waiting for your goods, I will go to that place to find you tomorrow!"

"Okay! See you soon!"

Gu Ye looked at the old lady's back and couldn't help, "Pfft!"

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The old lady came to the house of the supervisor who used to buy goods, and there was a young man of twenty-seven or eight-year-old lying on the bed, sleeping soundly. The old lady floated over without touching the ground and pushed him, "Director Li? Director Li, I'm here to order."

In his sleep, Li Yandong was awakened suddenly, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a pale grimace. Get out of bed and fall with a muffled sound.

Li Yandong was lying on the ground, his heart pounding, as if he was about to stop in the next second. After reacting, he almost went crazy, "Old lady, why are you here again! Didn't I just deliver the goods to you?"

The old lady said happily: "It's all sold out, I want to buy."

When Li Yandong heard that the sale was gone, he wanted to die, "Please, I'm gone, don't come to me again!"

"That won't work, you have to be honest, you have to say yes, I can buy from you, and I have brought the money." The old lady took out the coins that Gu Ye gave her from her pocket, "Gaga's new money , I pay in full."

Li Yandong looked at what she took out, and said in a collapsed way: "What do I want the coins for? I want RMB!"

The old lady said innocently: "I don't have RMB, and I implement ghost coins on my side."

Li Yandong cried and said, "Old lady, I knelt down and kowtowed to you, I beg you to let me go! Ming coin... I can't spend it!"

The old lady was a little angry, "Why don't you talk about it? We agreed, the contract has been signed, I will buy from you, sell ten pieces, and you will take 5% of the profit for me. Sell twenty pieces. , you give me 10% of the profit. If I can sell 100 pieces, you will pay me the original price, and I will pay how much you sell. Did we say so? Is it written in the contract? Young people have to be honest in doing things, you know, especially in business, your conscience cannot be eaten by a dog, I asked you to place an order, did I violate the contract?"

Li Yandong said in a congested way: "You don't, but you are not human."

"Who is not a human being?" The old lady was angry, "You young man don't speak honestly in business, why are you scolding people? Didn't your parents and your teacher teach you? You don't understand basic manners! If you were my son, I will definitely hit you!"

Li Yandong collapsed: "Old lady, I will give you the goods, can you give me RMB? You give me RMB, and I will give you as much goods as you want."

The old lady said angrily, "I don't have any RMB. Why don't you find an exchange that sells ghost coins? Don't banks always exchange money like this? All the bad money is exchanged."

Li Yandong really wanted to kowtow to her, "Others will take me as a lunatic! Besides, now the coin is inflated! The amount of a coin is tens of thousands, and two yuan can buy a bundle. You took the 3,500 yuan coin and came to me to buy a 3,500 yuan RMB cushion! My business is too bad! How much do I have to pay you back!"

The old lady said stubbornly: "Then I don't care. You can't stop selling it because you lose money. If we have a contract, we will follow the contract."

Li Yandong grabbed his hair like crazy, "Why are you so stubborn?! Hurry up and reincarnate! What business do you do!"

The old lady's face changed and she became angry, "Kill you to death! Do you really think I dare not sue you? I want to show the contract to Lord Yama and let him punish you! Let impermanence take your soul away. !"

Li Yandong looked at the old lady's face with a blue face, and was so frightened that he stepped back wildly, "Don't! Old lady! I'll sell it to you, I'll sell it to you, let's go!"

Li Yandong also works for others, he also has superiors, and he is also getting goods from superiors. He does the math. He needs 2,000 yuan to buy one, and 20,000 yuan for ten. How many people does he have to fool to get the 20,000 yuan? Make money back. This is a burning pad, burning money!

The old lady eased her face. "Don't say that grandma is not humane. Grandma gave you time to prepare. You must burn it for me tomorrow night. I have already promised others, and I will give you the money." The old lady pointed at the table. On the Ming coin, she has already exchanged change for another piece, "I gave you an extra 1,000 yuan. I remember it. Next time, I'll give you a 1,000 yuan less.

Li Yandong cried and said, "Is there a next time?!"

The old lady said confidently: "Of course, I'm selling fast."

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After dawn, Gu Ye drove his car and came to the shop the old lady said.

The door didn't open in the morning. When Gu Ye arrived, there were many old people and children playing around here. Gu Ye parked the car in the distance and walked over to ask, "Auntie, do you know when this store will open? ?"

Auntie said enthusiastically: "It only opens in the afternoon, it will only open for three hours, from two to five o'clock, young man, if you have something to do, come back in the afternoon."

Gu Ye asked curiously, "Do you know what is sold here?"

As soon as Gu Ye asked, everyone who was playing here laughed, "There is nothing for sale here, just give lectures."

Looking at Gu Ye's curious expression, the group of enthusiastic aunts and uncles explained to him, "It's just about the health care of the elderly, and the things that should be paid attention to at ordinary times. The teacher will teach them free of charge, not money."

"Yes, I often come to listen, and I also send things. For half a month, I sent twenty eggs. I just received them yesterday."

Gu Ye looked at the uncle who was listening to the class, "I want you to come at home?"

The uncle said with a smile: "I am idle at home. The teacher is very good, and I have given something. Why don't you let me come? My son also said that it is good to go out and run. It is better for the body than being bored at home."

Gu Ye nodded, "That's true, there's nothing wrong with going out and running. Are you only giving things away at the moment?"

An auntie smiled and said: "I heard that I have been listening for a long time, and my performance is relatively good. I will take it on a tour for free. Some people have been there before, and it really didn't cost a cent. However, I will let you go if you do well in the test. "

Gu Ye said in surprise: "It's so formal, what's the test? Have you heard of it?"

"Just test what the teacher usually says."

Gu Ye exclaimed: "It sounds very powerful, and I want to come too."

The uncles and aunts all laughed, "You guys are not hired."

Gu Ye was aggrieved, "Why?"

An uncle said: "It used to be recruited, but recently, it will not be recruited. I saw a young guy coming two days ago. It is said that he just moved to this community. He seems to be a doctor. , I heard that you don't want to be young."

"There is an age limit, how old is that person?"

"You're in your thirties. Mother used to come to lectures a lot."

His mother is gone, this son actually inherits his mother's business, come to listen? Gu Ye was puzzled. Doctors are all professionally educated. It is impossible to believe this. After thinking about it, Gu Ye smiled and said, "Thank you, I will come back in the afternoon."

After hearing the news, Gu Ye went to Yu Ze's company, lay down and played with his mobile phone, and condoled Xia Xiang and Zhao Pengyu by the way: How are you two

Both of them cried, and Xia Xiang said tiredly: Now he is officially working in the company, and every day is a nine-to-five day.

Zhao Pengyu: You can at least go from 9 to 5. I was sent down directly. I climbed up from the bottom! It is said that being a mother is soft-hearted, but our family is too cruel!

Gu Ye's sympathetic consolation: You all have to be strong and live bravely!

Zhao Pengyu: Gu Ye, what are you doing now? Come on, what did you do in my uncle's company

Gu Ye was lying on the sofa with a lollipop in his mouth: I am very busy every day.

Zhao Pengyu: Fart, I don't believe it!

Gu Ye said seriously: Really! Do not believe you come to me.

Zhao Pengyu was heartbroken: If I had time to find you, I would have run away!

Gu Ye replied sympathetically: So you must be strong, I have another case today, so I won't tell you, I will see you when I'm done. Children, live!

Xia Xiang: Dare to make a video, let's see what you are doing

Gu Ye: You have no idea how busy I am! goodbye!

Zhao Pengyu: …

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When I went to that shop again in the afternoon, Gu Ye called Xie Cheng to go with him, and there was someone talking on the way, who also relieved the boredom.

When he arrived at the scene, there were already many people listening to the class. Gu Ye glanced at it from a distance, and they were all old people. Looking at the cars parked at the door, many of them are bicycles and electric vehicles. It seems that not all the people who come here live nearby, but they are not too far away.

A luxury car like Gu Ye is too conspicuous, and everyone will take a second look. Xie Cheng reminded him: "Put on your mask, don't let people recognize it."

Gu Ye said helplessly: "I don't feel like a good person when I wear a mask. Instead, I look like a reporter. Go and ask if you want to accept young people. We will also listen to two classes."

Xie Cheng smiled and said, "I should ask my master to listen."

Gu Ye urged: "You are not afraid that your master will kill you, so you can go."

Xie Cheng got out of the car with a smile, "I hope he can stand up and beat me."

Xie Cheng went to the store and saw more than 20 old people sitting in the small living room, all holding cloth pockets, and it seemed that they came to the class to get things. As soon as he saw a young man, the person in charge had a smile on his face, but he asked with vigilance in his eyes: "Excuse me, what can I do for you?"

Xie Cheng said with a smile: "My dad is not well, I want to ask if you sell health care products here?"

The person in charge said politely, "Sorry sir, we don't sell health care products here. We are here to teach the elderly some health care knowledge. If it is convenient, you can ask your uncle to come and listen to two classes. We are here for free."

Xie Cheng asked curiously, "What are you talking about? You don't need to pay?"

The person in charge smiled and said, "We don't need to pay any money, we just teach the elderly some knowledge about health preservation, so that they will be in good health."

Xie Cheng asked suspiciously, "Then how do you make money to eat?"

"We are paid by the boss, and the boss is a well-known health expert."

"Who?"

Seeing that Xie Cheng had doubts about this place, there was an old man who helped to speak, "Young man, you really don't want a penny here, and you give something away. Can you cheat without taking money?"

Xie Cheng smiled and said, "I didn't expect such a good thing to happen."

The other old people followed suit, "Yes, they are all very good people, and what they say makes sense. They just teach people to keep healthy."

When Xie Cheng saw that he couldn't find anything at all, the person in charge looked at him with more and more vigilance, and said, "Well, I'll tell my father when I go back, and let him come over to listen to the class."

After returning to the car, Xie Cheng said with a complicated expression: "There is really no need for young people here, and nothing is sold on the spot. I see that there is nothing in it. It's really like doing a good deed, giving lectures to these old people. "

Gu Ye sneered, "If you knew what they were doing right away, the water meter would definitely be checked. I heard that they would take the well-educated old people to travel for free, and they must be called to a place far away from their children. , Flickering, I can imagine how they flickered, saying that they only give them the benefits they have learned, and they don’t take out any takeaways.

Xie Cheng said disgustedly, "Is it wicked or not?"

"Anyone who cheats the old man is not virtuous? It's all about pensions and life-saving money. Let's go back. I told the old lady to get the goods at night."

Xie Cheng asked suspiciously, "What kind of goods are you taking?"

Gu Ye smiled wickedly, and told Xie Cheng what happened last night. Xie Cheng was also very happy, "This is called tit for tat, and that person will suffer."

Nowadays, burning paper is afraid of causing fire and polluting the environment. The places where paper is burned are fixed, and they are burned at crossroads with few people. In a place like the imperial capital, where can there be few people? If you can burn paper, you are almost at the outer ring, and it is only a small house, you can only burn it there, and you will be fined for burning paper anywhere. To catch up with the Qingming Festival and the fifteenth day, there will be long queues. Moreover, it is also allowed to burn paper money, but not large items.

Xie Cheng smiled badly and said, "It's not easy to send one shipment. You should send two more at one time."

Gu Ye gave an account with a bad smile, "He can sell one for three thousand five hundred and fifty, and the old lady buys it with Ming coins. What's the difference between him and Bai? He is reluctant to give more."

Xie Cheng felt inexplicably relieved, "It deserves it! Let him lie to the old man and the old lady!"

That night, Gu Ye and Xie Cheng finished supper and went to see the old lady again. From a distance, I saw the old lady with an ugly face and came empty-handed.

Gu Ye blinked, "Grandma, where are my goods?"

The old lady said angrily: "That kid lied to me! He pasted ten pieces of paper on me, fooling me, this thing definitely doesn't have that function!"

Gu Ye widened his eyes and said angrily, "How could he do such a business? It's okay to lie to the old man!"

"Yeah!" Gu Yeyi said, and the old lady was even more angry, "I handed over all the money, and he gave me these useless things, how can I give them to you? Can I make them with paper? Isn't this a lie?"

Gu Ye and Xie Cheng both looked resentful, "It's too much! We don't want fake and shoddy goods!"

The old lady's face was blue, "Yes, no, I have to find him."

Xie Cheng added fuel and jealousy, "It's too immoral! This is not a human thing, let him give more and double the compensation!"

Gu Ye took the car key, "How can anyone deceive consumers like this, we will take you to find him!"

In this way, Gu Ye and Xie Cheng took the old lady into the car, and according to the old man's guidance, sent the other party to the community, "Grandma, ask for it, we will wait for you at the gate."

The old lady reassured: "Don't be afraid, I will definitely not lie to you, I will give it to you if you come."

Gu Ye said moved: "Thank you grandma, you have worked hard."

It was midnight now, and there were almost no pedestrians outside. Gu Ye and Xie Cheng parked the car on the side of the road. After the old lady left, they both stomped their feet happily, "This is immoral and deceives the old lady."

"Obsessed!"

The two tore open a bag of melon seeds and waited while eating.

It didn't take long for him to see smoke coming from a building in the distance. Xie Cheng was taken aback: "Damn it! He won't be frightened by the old lady and burn now! What if there is a fire?"

Gu Ye shrugged, "If there is wormwood, the smell of burning it will definitely stink your nose, and the surrounding neighbors will also smell it."

The two of them stopped on the side of the road on the side of the gate, and clearly saw that the security guard at the gate answered the phone, and then ran in the direction of the building. Immediately afterwards, a lot of lights were turned on in that building, Gu Ye clicked his tongue, and drove the car farther away. Within two minutes, he heard a fire truck and a police car approaching with sirens sounding.

Xie Cheng smirked, "I'm afraid this kid will be arrested."

Gu Ye said with disgust: "You deserve it, you deserve it, it's better to get involved in what you did before, don't let it go back, and save yourself from arresting it again."

The old lady was happy to get the goods. She came out and saw that Gu Ye's car was hiding far away. She floated over and said with a smile, "Young man, I got the goods. I have twelve. These ten are yours."

Gu Ye saw that there was only one left in her hand, and reminded her: "Grandma, this is not enough."

The old lady smiled and said, "I can count it. When he comes back, I will ask him for that one."

"Pfft!" Xie Cheng was amused, and whispered to Gu Ye, "This old lady is too stubborn."

Gu Ye nodded, many of the older generation were so stubborn.

Gu Ye drove back, stopped in a place where no one was around, and ordered an incense stick for the old lady, "Grandma, let's talk about family life, is your home from that community?"

The old lady handed over the goods to Gu Ye. She was in a good mood and said with a smile: "Yeah, oh, your car is so good, I have never ridden in it when I was alive, when will my son and grandson buy such a good car? car?"

"I still miss my son when I die. It's a mother's heart!" Gu Ye asked with a smile, "You must have a good relationship with your son. How sad is the child when you are gone? You are not very old, and you have seven children. Ten?"

The old lady smiled and said: "It's just seventy, I have two sons, the older one is over forty and the younger is over 30. They are all married and have a business, and I have nothing to worry about. My wife is not early, and I will die. After that, I thought that my wife would come to pick me up, but I didn't expect him to come, maybe he was going to have a baby. My son and daughter-in-law are very filial, they are all good, I have no regrets. "

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "What does your son do?"

The old lady smiled and said, "The eldest son and daughter-in-law are both teachers, and the youngest son and daughter-in-law are both doctors. I am usually busy, and I don't have time to go home during the busy festivals." Smiling, the old lady's eyes circled a little. Hong, she laughed twice to hide her embarrassment, "Haha, you are all filial, and you buy me a lot of things. My daughter-in-law gives me pocket money every month, and they stamp my card and buy me clothes. I have several couriers every month."

The more the old lady said this, the more Gu Ye and Xie Cheng felt the old man's heartache. After that, the old man said dully, "In short, it's all good."

Gu Ye sighed, "Well, what else do you want to tell your family, I'll tell you, your son can't see you?"

The old lady also wondered, "I really can't see me. I went home to see it on the first seven or five or seven days. They couldn't see me, but the person who sold my stuff could see me."

Xie Cheng smiled, "If you do a lot of bad things, you will naturally have yin qi in your body, and it's easy to go to hell."

Gu Ye took over the topic, "Tell me, I'll pass it on."

The old lady smiled and said, "Just tell them, I'm fine, and I don't have time to come back to see me. I know their difficulties, let them stop blaming themselves and live a good life."

"Okay," Gu Ye nodded, "I wrote it down, tell me your son's name and contact information, and I'll go find him tomorrow."

The old lady actually took it down, she said, Gu Ye wrote it down on the phone, and comforted: "Don't worry, this will definitely be done."

After sending the old lady away, Gu Ye said, "Go to the old man's son tomorrow to find out about the situation. I heard that there is a doctor who just moved to that community and went to that store. I suspect that person is the old man's child. Son. If so, there must be something in his hand, but there's just not enough evidence."

"Okay, go tomorrow afternoon and get a good night's sleep in the morning."

Gu Ye took the mats, divided the wild ghosts who were borrowing money from him, and told them, "It's definitely useless, you can try them."

Thinking that there is another one at home, Gu Ye said seriously: "After I go back, I will send the one at home to Lord Yama."

Xie Cheng said angrily: "You don't want to die! You said that you have nothing to tease your father, and it's the end of teasing your mother. What are you doing to tease Lord Yan?"

Gu Ye touched his chin and wondered, "I just want to tease him, I don't know why."

In his last life, he didn't have such a big feeling. After he was reborn, he liked to tease Lord Yama, and even wanted to deliberately anger him. Gu Ye thought deeply, he was probably infected with some virus when he was reborn.

Gu Ye still stubbornly sent the mat to Lord Yan, and told the other party seriously: "This is for filial piety to you. I won't burn paper for Qingming, so you can put it away."

After sending it over, Gu Ye went to bed and slept until noon the next day, when Xie Cheng called him to have lunch, and then went to find the old lady's son.

Find that doctor first.