The reason why Gu Ye was so surprised was because Weibo officially announced a list of the most influential people in the Internet celebrity world last year. There were ten people on the list, and one of them was Gu Ye. The other party kindly invited him to participate in the award ceremony. This is a grand event attended by all fields and social classes. Once a year, all the people selected are Internet celebrities, or those who have made outstanding performances and contributed to the society. Netizens are inspired and educated by the winners. Among them are businessmen, celebrities and other personalities.
Gu Ye's first reaction was true? It's a liar! When did he admit that he was an internet celebrity
He clicked in and took a look, and it turned out to be an officially certified tuba. Gu Ye was immediately amused and called out to Yu Ze who was watching the news, "Yu Ze Yu Ze, Weibo actually asked me to accept the award, they asked a fortune teller to accept the award, crazy!"
Yu Ze said dotingly: "Go if you want, just play."
"No, the point is that they hired a fortune teller, don't you think it's amazing?" The more Gu Ye thought about it, the more Coke felt, "No, I have to find out what's going on."
Yu Ze ignored him and watched him frantically.
"Second brother, have you read the list on Weibo? The most influential person in the Internet celebrity world has me!"
Gu Lin was amused by the excitement of his child discovering the new toy, he laughed: "Look, you, a master of fortune-telling, can be on this list, which shows your influence on the Internet now. You have too many fans. , grows too fast, I guess this news may be on the hot search."
Gu Ye instigated: "Brother, go and find out, I'm very curious about what they think."
To tell the truth, Gu Lin was also very curious, so he asked someone to inquire about the inside information, and he replied to Gu Ye in a short time: "You participated in the selection last year, because you were just fortune-tellers and didn't contribute much, so you were cut off in the end. This time, it is because you have done so many good deeds, coupled with the live broadcast to promote moral civilization, so that people can see your value, and this is the award for you.”
"Pfft! Well, it turned out to be like this, I thought they were crazy." Gu Ye said regretfully, "It's not fun at all."
Gu Lin: "Co-author, do you think it's fun when people are crazy?"
Gu Ye said seriously: "There must be a normal reason for that."
"This reason is not normal?"
Gu Ye shook his head, "This reason is not strange enough."
"Go and play!" Gu Lin put down these words, no matter what Gu Ye said, he didn't even reply to him, Gu Ye flicked his phone to show Yu Ze, "My second brother is like a child now, If you don't care about people, you don't care about people, how can they be like brothers?"
Yu Ze thought for a while and said seriously, "They don't look like big brothers."
Gu Ye patted the table happily, "I just like your unidentified appearance, you're super handsome!"
Yu Ze supported his forehead, he seemed to have no bottom line, this sign was not good.
Gu Ye was comforted by Yu Ze, and happily read Weibo again. By the way, he forwarded the Weibo summarizing the cheating of the old man. Now this Weibo has been on the hot search, but the location is not good and it is very low. Gu Ye decided to push it, and after reposting it, he told everyone: be optimistic about your parents, be careful of being deceived, and go home often to see.
Soon, Gu Ye's Weibo post exploded. Gu Ye's fans are not only young people, but also adults. The older they are, the more they will believe in the mysticism of Feng Shui. People of this age have elderly people in their families, and many of them have experienced this kind of behavior of cheating the elderly. Seeing Gu Ye's reposted Weibo, they all left messages: Let's have some snacks, this liar is so hateful!
This happened to my dad too! I was scammed for tens of thousands, and I was so angry!
These health products do not have such great effects, and the treatment of cancer is nonsense.
The targets of these people are mostly empty nesters, because those with children at home often stare at them, and they can’t buy if they want. Paying more attention to them can greatly reduce the chance of the elderly buying this thing.
The elderly at home may not buy health care products as exaggerated as a 3,500. Some only sell for a few hundred bottles. I can’t bear to buy them at home. They say that tea is used to treat hair loss. My mother bought two taels for my father, 800 Much, huh, an ordinary oolong tea flavor.
Two days ago, it was exposed on the Internet that there is a kind of fairy water, which cures all diseases. The reporters all exposed it. In fact, it is mineral water. I don't know why they believe it. Now I have come up with this kind of straw mat, which is 99 yuan and 9 for a certain treasure. Buy one get one free when you are engaged in activities! What a god, more than 3,000!
My parents also buy health care products. They buy them when they can’t see it. Not letting him buy it is like hurting him.
When people are old and sick, they need to go to the hospital. Don't be greedy for petty benefits. How can there be a cure for all diseases? All the money spent is IQ tax!
If there are elderly people at home, go back often to see, you may be deceived one day and you will not know. Selling these things is simply unconscionable. Are you not afraid of retribution if you cheat the old man's money
There are also Wechat circles of friends who sell health care products. They are relatives and friends. When I check the ingredients, they are all preservatives, okay? Is it really okay to eat it
Let me give you an idea. If your parents buy more health products, you should buy him some vitamin tablets, calcium tablets, Panax notoginseng powder, etc. to fool him, don't let him buy it himself! Really be deceived!
I have a college classmate who was tricked into doing this after graduation. They also train in psychology and teach them how to fool people. It's terrible.
The police did a good job of arresting them, and this whole bunch is waiting to be sent to court, let you lie!
Gu Ye saw a netizen named "Cucumber is not a melon" summed it up very well: "I summed up the routine of cheating the elderly, there are at least seven steps, step by step, so that the elderly who are usually reluctant to spend money are willing to pay. I will send you things first, and let these old people who have nothing to do go to the class for a few eggs, firewood, rice, oil and salt. The second step is to ask you to come to the class for free in the name of public welfare, and find an expert. It is to pave the way for the future. The third step is to use high-tech means to deceive and deceive. Whether you are sick or not, as long as you go, you will be sick. After the experts have finished talking to you, you will be sick all over your body. High-tech equipment It can also detect the faults of your body, and it will be cool if you die.
The fourth step is to brag about their products. The elderly have some high blood pressure and high blood lipids. They must boast that Haikou can cure all diseases. The price is much cheaper than the treatment in the hospital. These are benefits, not takeaways. of. If it is invalid, it will guarantee a refund or something, and you can sign a series of contracts with you. Anyway, the elderly look like the real thing, and they are very formal.
The fifth step is to find a few people who pretend to be patients to show up, tell them how good they are, and act in a way that makes you unbelievable. The sixth step, register the information of the elderly, and greet the elderly, especially the empty-nesters, go home to help the elderly to fetch water, deliver a meal, and try to get close. A little money is also willing, so that the deeper and deeper.
What if he doesn't buy it at this stage, then the seventh step is to take him on a tour, go to places where his children can't see and flicker hard, and serve him like grandparents. As long as he pays, he can have any grandson he wants.
Another is to defraud the elderly to raise funds. Don't you have insurance money? Do you want to live on interest only? We provide this method here. You take the money and we will give you dividends. We give you 10% interest every month, which is illegal fundraising in disguise. You have to keep investing money. What's even worse is to put the old man's money in his hands, what do you want to find? Ah! It's been a while!
In short, let the elderly remember the three nos: ignore, do not send money, and do not transfer money! "
Gu Ye saw that this person summed it up very well, reposted it, and liked it.
He was thinking about what lessons this incident could teach people, and what he would say during the live broadcast. Now it seems that there is no need to say it.
People in the bottom row followed and forwarded it crazily, liked it, and left a message to the person who summarized it: Congratulations, you are now the representative of Master Gu's royal class! It sums up beautifully! Cucumbers cucumbers are not melons, summed up the top quack!
Gu Ye wanted to laugh when he saw these funny messages, these netizens were so funny.
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After the Weibo party posted the Weibo with the list of invitees, they were waiting for this Weibo to become a hot search, and were carefully and slowly manipulating it. The speed of the rocket soared upwards, and it was only after a glance that it turned out that Gu Ye's fans had pushed it up.
Gu Ye's current traffic is just like that of first-line stars. He reposts a Weibo so seriously, which naturally attracts the attention of many people, and many passers-by who pay attention to current affairs will also pay attention to this kind of thing. This Weibo became the number one trending search. When the official Weibo staff saw Gu Ye's reaction, they were a little confused, "Why did Gu Ye not retweet us, but instead retweeted the news? Does he not like our award?"
When the staff member said this, the colleague who was in charge of this matter looked at the other people, and he had no idea, "Other celebrities and big V have retweeted it, only Gu Ye didn't retweet it, whether he wants this award or not. what?"
At this time, they were a little regretful, so they should have said hello to Gu Ye in advance and asked him if he wanted the award. Now that the list has been sent out, if the other party doesn't come to accept the award, they will be very embarrassed. After thinking about it and thinking about it, they felt uneasy, and the two discussed it, "Would you like to inquire?"
"Who to ask?"
"President Gu."
"Which President Gu?"
Indeed, there are three generals in the Gu family, and one is more powerful than the other. "Let's ask someone from Gu Lin Company?"
"People from his company can get in touch with Gu Ye, unless they are first-line stars, we can't talk about it." The two of them had no choice but to report it.
After receiving the news, he was also heartbroken. He asked Gu Lin's secretary after several layers of relationships. After the secretary asked Gu Lin, Gu Lin smiled and said, "If it's fun there, he will definitely go, I ask. Just ask."
Gu Lin took the initiative to send a message to Gu Ye, and Gu Ye turned over the old accounts: "You ignored me last night."
Gu Lin called directly and said in disgust, "What kind of temper you are, talk well!"
The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched. Today's second brother's majesty is two meters eight. He said obediently, "Okay brother, everything you say is right."
Gu Lin said helplessly: "Don't follow me. Big brother eats it, but I won't. Guanbo wants to know if you are going to participate."
Gu Ye thought about it for a while, "Go, it's invited, it's not good if you don't go. Are there many beautiful little brothers and sisters at the scene?"
Gu Lin couldn't help laughing, "The last sentence is the point, isn't Yu Ze by your side now?"
Gu Ye smiled, "Go to the meeting."
Gu Lin scorned, "If Yu Ze was here, you wouldn't dare to say that. It just so happens that I'm going too, and I'll take you with me."
"what?"
"Ah what? There is no separation between the entertainment industry and Weibo. They invite me to be a guest, give awards, and many stars participate."
Gu Ye thought about the scene and said with interest, "Then go together, you take me with you. Brother, you remind me in advance, I won't remember the date."
Gu Lin was speechless, "Can I be so used to you?"
Gu Ye said seriously: "Brother, I'm still young."
Gu Lin didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Yu Ze has made you accustomed to being disrespectful."
Gu Ye thought about it, is Yu Ze used to him? Yu Ze is just a little bit unprincipled. The so-called habitual habit means right and wrong, but Yu Ze has absolutely none!
After hanging up the phone, Gu Ye forwarded the Weibo post from the official blog: Thank you~ It looks very interesting.
This reassured the people over there. Gu Ye's meaning seems to be coming. Many celebrities have said congratulations to Aite Gu Ye. See you that night, and it seems that they will also go. Gu Ye took a look and saw that so many celebrities knew him very well, but it was a pity that he didn't know many of them.
After quitting Weibo, Gu Ye went to read the book that Tang Lao gave him. Recently, he researched a new formation method. The previous formation method was Gu Ye's shortcoming. In these documents of Tang Lao, there are many records of the formation method. Gu Ye began to study the methods and techniques, and in the future, he would teach Xie Cheng, the man who didn't like to use his brain, time was precious to him.
Gu Ye didn't expect that soon, he would be airborne on the hot search.
A fortune teller is going to receive the Internet celebrity award. Netizens have only three words to comment: Ha, ha, ha!
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After the old lady's case was over, one night, Gu Ye saw the old lady again, and the other party came to him specially and said, "I received a notice from the above that I am going to reincarnate. Before I leave, I come to say goodbye to you. "
Gu Ye looked at the causal lines on her face and asked with a smile, "Do you know why you couldn't be reincarnated before?"
The old lady said blankly, "I don't know."
Gu Ye explained with a good temper: "Because you were deceived, the cause and effect has not broken, so you can't reincarnate. Now that they have all been arrested, and they have received their due retribution, you can go to reincarnation."
The old lady is still in disbelief, "I was really cheated?"
Gu Ye was helpless, the old lady hadn't reacted yet, "Yeah, that's not it, the police have already announced the news." Gu Ye showed the old lady the news released by the police, "I'm going to be sent to court. Believe it again."
Only then did the old lady react, and she sighed with a complicated expression, "What's the point of lying to me as an old lady?"
"I lied to you for your money. Did your son and daughter-in-law give you all the pocket money?"
The old lady was silent, and her face became more and more complicated.
Gu Ye smiled, it seemed that he knew how he died, Gu Ye smiled and said, "Let's go, let's reincarnate."
The old lady thought for a while, and her face gradually became solemn, "I can't leave now, I will return the money to others."
Gu Ye paused and smiled, "Okay."
The old lady paid back Gu Ye's money first, with a serious face, "I can't lie, this is the money from your eleven pads."
Gu Ye accepted it with a smile, looked at the coin, and sighed, "Okay, don't delay your reincarnation."
The old lady smiled and said, "No, there is still a month left."
Gu Ye waved his hand, "Grandma, goodbye!"
The figure of the old lady disappeared into the night, and she was busy looking for a refund from her previous client. Gu Ye went back to the living room, put incense for Lord Yan, and said seriously: "The ghost world has run out of supply, the cushion in your hand is out of print, and it is very valuable, are you happy?"
Yan circled around Gu Ye several times, Gu Ye was moved, "I'm so filial!"
At night, Gu Ye had another dream. He dreamed that someone was chasing him running on a dark road. In the dream, not only was he not afraid, but he was quite happy. I don't know who was chasing him. go back!
Finally ran to a door with light, Gu Ye rushed over without looking back. The person behind threw something angrily, smashed Gu Ye's head, and shouted something, the distance was too far, and Gu Ye couldn't hear it clearly. Opening his eyes and looking at the dark night, Gu Ye sat up blankly and touched the back of his head, feeling a little pain in the back of his head inexplicably.
Yu Ze also sat up, "What's wrong? Had a nightmare?"
Gu Ye scratched his head, "It's not a nightmare, I don't know what it is."
He hugged Yu Ze, pushed him down, and lay down side by side, "It seems that someone told me to go somewhere, but I didn't want to go, so that person hit me on the head, as if he was scolding me. But he didn't run as fast as me, so he couldn't catch up. I."
Yu Ze hugged him to comfort him, "Dreams are fake, go to sleep."
Gu Ye grabbed Yu Ze's hand and pushed to the side, "Stay away from me, you'll panic."
After saying that, I closed my eyes and fell asleep, and I slept very soundly.
Yu Ze waited for him to fall asleep, then leaned in and hugged him again.
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The next day, Gu Ye went home. He also wanted to make time to spend with his parents. Just in time to catch up with his dad to go out, Dad Gu wears very casual clothes, now the weather is getting warmer, wear a sweater, put on a coat and go out. Gu Ye asked, "Dad, where are you going?"
Dad Gu was in a good mood, "I asked you Uncle Wang to play football together."
Gu Ye asked flatteringly, "I'll go with you, golf or billiards?"
"Golf, can you?"
"No, I happened to learn from you," Gu Ye said with a smile, "I will drive you?"
The corners of Dad Gu's mouth curled up, and he said with disgust, "I don't want to sit with you, it's bells and whistles." At this time, Dad Gu's full-time driver drove the car over, and he said, "Get in the car."
Maybe it was because he was getting old and wanted to be close to his child. Dad Gu took his son out to play for the first time, and he felt quite happy. On the way, he asked Gu Ye, "Why do you remember going out with me? Is something wrong?"
Gu Ye said dissatisfiedly: "I can't play with you if I have nothing to do? I like parent-child games."
Seeing that he was so old and still a parent, Dad Gu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Naughty again!"
Gu Ye smiled and said, "Dad, look, it's good for me not to go to work in the company. I can play with you. I'll be with you today, and I'll go to my mother tomorrow."
Dad Gu smiled, "Be careful of being caught by your mother as a model."
Gu Ye grinned, "My mother wouldn't be so stingy, she asked a celebrity to speak for her, and asked my second brother to ask for someone."
Dad Gu said helplessly, "she's embarrassed."
Gu Ye smiled, "Yes, I'll turn back and tell the second brother."
This golf course was a birthday present from Gu Sen to Dad Gu. It was close to the piece of land they bought. Gu Ye took a look at it on the way and nodded secretly. Dad has a good eye. It turned out to be a fortune. In the future, the feng shui will be changed a little, and the wealth will be very rich. This is all money!
Not long after the father and son got off the bus, Uncle Wang came. When he saw Gu Ye who was next to Dad Gu, Uncle Wang teased, "Bring your eldest nephew to play together?"
Gu's father said with disgust: "Yeah, I have to come along."
The disgust he said was actually obvious. Dad Gu was still very happy. Uncle Wang laughed and joked, "Is it okay if the child is willing to follow you? I want to bring it, but no one will come with me."
Gu Ye politely said, "Hello, Uncle Wang!"
"Okay, you've grown so big in a blink of an eye. The last time I saw you, I was a high school student, and you're getting more and more handsome."
Gu Ye thought to himself, when did he see this uncle, why did he forget it
The two old friends started to play after saying a few words, Gu Ye smiled and said, "You guys play first, I'll watch you play and learn."
Gu Ye watched and beat for a while, then brought water to his dad, and by the way, brought a cup to Uncle Wang, who immediately gave Dad Gu an envious look, "Eldest nephew, you said at that time that it would take three years for me to retire. is that true?"
Gu Ye was stunned for a moment, and finally remembered where he had seen Uncle Wang. The other party had asked him about it, and it was like a joke. He said it, but his father said that he was not sure. Soon, the son of that family couldn't say it back, and his father said he was a crow's mouth. From that time, Gu Ye understood that a creature like Dad is unreasonable. Gu Ye smiled, "Yes, I'll be back soon."
"Hope it." Uncle Wang heard this, with a smile on his face, but his eyes were very complicated, "I hope he will come back to take over as soon as your big brother one day, and let me rest."
Gu Ye smiled and said: "It's really fast, don't worry, soon you can come and play with my dad. You can come out and play whenever you want."
Gu Ye could see that this Uncle Wang did not have a good relationship with his son when he was young. Maybe this is the reason why the other's son didn't come back. But after all, it is a father and son, if a son is filial, he will not make the old father so tired. Uncle Wang's son is really coming back soon, he didn't coax anyone.
Uncle Wang was still coaxed to laugh by Gu Ye, and kept bragging: "Old Gu, you are blessed to have such a precious son. You are too good at talking, so you can't be coaxed to laugh every day?"
Dad Gu said with disgust: "He makes me jump almost every day."
"Yes," Gu Ye said seriously: "My dad is very cute when he jumps."
Gu's father blushed when he was told, and wanted to beat the child again, Gu Ye quickly coaxed: "Just kidding, I have to beat you home and then beat him again."
Dad Gu saw that he was so tall now, and he was in his twenties. He couldn't help laughing and laughing, "Why are you so skinny?" Although he was disgusted, Dad Gu still gave the club to Gu Ye, "Go play two balls?"
Gu Ye took the cue, "Okay."
"After watching this for a while, how did you learn, do you understand?"
Gu Ye nodded, "Almost, but this thing definitely needs skill."
Dad Gu stood up, "Go, I'll teach you."
Gu Ye walked over and gestured, "Is that so?"
Dad Gu smiled, "I learned the posture well, so I lied to the little girl. Use this hand to walk one step."
"Let's go!" Gu Yeyi hit the ball with all his strength, making Dad Gu amused, "Practice well."
Gu Ye said with a smile: "It looks quite simple. Sure enough, there are skills in everything, and you can't do it without practice."
"That's right, you still have something to learn," Gu's father was in a good mood, "I'll take you with me when I come next time."
"Okay." Gu Ye nodded with a smile and waved a few times. Dad Gu just sat there and watched, couldn't help but took out his phone and took a picture.
He also saw a lot of friends posting on Moments, showing this and that. Dad Gu had never shown anything. This time, under the envious eyes of his old friends, he didn't know what was going on in his heart, and his face was sullen. In the circle of friends, just three words: stupid duckling.
After Dad Gu finished posting, his face was slightly hot, he looked at Gu Ye with a serious face, pointed a few words from time to time, watched Gu Ye's posture getting better and better, and said with disgust: "You can also pose. "
The old friend watched the video of his Moments Show and mocked with envy and hatred: "You too, if you are so disgusted, what are you doing on Moments? Showing off how many sons you have?"
After hearing this, Dad Gu thought for himself. Indeed, he has nothing to show. The best thing is that he has many sons, and each one is better than the other. Although the youngest did not study very well, but with a good heart, he would never worry about the discord between their brothers.
Gu's father thought about it a little. Gu Yang is working very hard now. It doesn't matter what the child can learn. Anyway, his brothers can support him. As long as he can maintain this innocence, it is not bad.
After playing golf all day, the two old uncles had enough to play in the evening, so they thought about going home. When he was saying goodbye, Uncle Wang received a phone call, and while listening, he looked at Gu Ye in surprise. Those hot eyes startled Dad Gu, pulled Gu Ye behind him, and looked at the other party with special precautions. His son already has several fathers, and he can't have another father.
After Uncle Wang hung up the phone, he happily said, "My son just called me and said that he will return to China on May 1st. This time he really came back."
Dad Gu was no longer so defensive, and smiled: "That's good, it will only take a year or two to completely take over, and then we will retire."
Uncle Wang grabbed Gu Ye in surprise, "eldest nephew, you are too accurate! You also recognize me as..."
Dad Gu interrupted the other party with a sullen face, "Impossible! Don't hit my son!"
"Why are you so stingy, you have so many sons, I have heard about you sending your son after drinking, why don't you have another drink with me?"
"Go away! Don't even think about it!"
The two old uncles were pushing and shoving, and Gu Ye watched with a smile. It was a blessing in life to be able to go from a teenager to a gray-haired friend. The good thing is that he also has several friends, and it would be good to play mahjong and ball together when he grows old. Gu Ye rubbed his chin and thought about it. He had to find time to trick Qiaoqiao down the mountain. He couldn't let him stay on the mountain alone. He was worried.
After returning, Dad Gu happily called his two sons back and Yu Ze to have a reunion dinner together. Today, he was coaxed by Gu Ye and kept smiling.
After dinner, Gu Ye took his two older brothers to play cards with Yu Ze, and Gu Ye was in a group with his second brother. Seeing two people who are usually unsmiling, with smiles in their eyes at this time, Gu Lin suddenly didn't want to play, "Can you change positions?"
Gu Ye was dissatisfied, "Why change? Second brother, do you look down on me?"
Gu Lin angrily put the cards on the table, "Are you stupid? When they were on the same team, we didn't have to fight, we already lost, and you can't beat them in psychological warfare."
Gu Ye looked at Yu Ze aggrieved, "I want to win."
Yu Ze lowered his eyes, looked at his card, looked at Gu Ye again, and pondered for a while.
Gu Lin immediately picked up the cards, feeling that he could still play.
Gu Sen: "..."
Gu Ye was playing tricks when he heard Gu's father call: "third, answer the phone, your uncle Wang's."
Gu Ye ran over curiously, "Uncle Wang is looking for me?"
Dad Gu was also helpless. As soon as he answered, the other party said, "I'm not looking for you, I'm looking for your son."
He asked, "Which one?"
The other party was anxious with him, "You can't show off so many sons, find your little gentleman, the third!"
Gu Ye took his dad's phone and asked suspiciously, "Uncle Wang, do you have anything to do with me?"
The opposite said embarrassedly: "There is a strange thing. After thinking about it for a long time, I still want to see you."
The author has something to say: Dad Gu shows a serious look in the picture: Humph! The boss is also more stable and more capable. The second child is also more attentive and a little more personable. The third child also looks better and speaks a little bit. The fourth child is also naive... Forget it, delete the fourth child.
Gu Yang: ? ?