I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Chapter 149: What Master Gu fears the most

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Uncle Wang said: "I have a cousin, originally a family of five and a happy family, but I don't know when things started happening in the family. In the past few years, his wife died, the eldest daughter died, and the second son died. , the third one is left with a single seedling, which is still a sick seedling. This child has had several incidents when he was young, and every time he was very evil. Fortunately, his life was hard and he did not die."

Gu Ye frowned, normally, no matter how unlucky the family is, it is impossible to be like this. Gu Ye asked solemnly, "Have you found someone to look at the family's ancestral grave?"

Uncle Wang said, "No."

Gu Ye asked: "Can you take a picture of the surrounding terrain for me, preferably a video, so that I can take a look at the surrounding terrain?"

Uncle Wang happily agreed: "No problem, I will find someone to record a video. There are still people in my hometown."

"Your cousin is no longer at home?"

"He is also in the imperial capital, and works in our company. After leaving his hometown, although there were accidents, the frequency was lower and he was not so evil, but his life was not stable."

Gu Ye raised his eyebrows, "Will it be more serious when you were in your hometown?"

"Yes, he came to me because he couldn't live in his hometown. His youngest son has been sick all the time, and he couldn't see it in his hometown, so he brought the child to the imperial capital. I arranged a job for him. It's not bad, but the child's health is still not good, and nothing can be found in the hospital in the imperial capital. In short, one day is not as good as one day. He doesn't even dare to go back to his hometown now, as if there is something waiting for him there, every time he goes back There are accidents in ancestor worship. Once, the youngest son was pressed into the water basin and almost drowned, so he used the basin to wash his face, do you think he is evil?"

Gu Ye thought for a while, why doesn't it sound like a ghost is causing trouble? "Your hometown is from the Northeast, right?"

Uncle Wang said unexpectedly, "I don't have an accent."

Gu Ye smiled, "You don't have an accent, I saw it from your face."

Uncle Wang said with admiration: "Awesome, nephew, my hometown is indeed from the Northeast."

Gu Ye smiled and said: "Okay, I didn't see the uncle, so I can't say anything about the situation. After you get the video tomorrow, bring your uncle over to meet in the afternoon, or if you give me an address, I'll find you. ."

Dad Gu heard this, "Let the child find you tomorrow and wait at home."

Gu Ye looked at his father with a smirk, rolled his fingers, and reimbursed him for the oil money.

Dad Gu just pretended not to see it.

Uncle Wang said happily: "That's great, the eldest nephew will stay at my house for dinner at night."

Seeing that he was going to rob his son again, Gu Ye gave his dad the phone, the two old uncles should quarrel, he left,

Gu Ye went back to continue playing cards, Gu Ye said that he wanted to win, Yu Ze kept pouring water, and Gu Sen, a person who didn't like to talk, couldn't stand it anymore, and he said contemptuously, "If my former classmates knew you were like this, They will suspect that you are crazy."

Yu Ze smiled without saying a word, quite happy.

Gu Ye asked curiously, "Brother, you two are classmates, how many people used to chase Yu Ze?"

Yu Ze frowned, "Why are you asking about this?"

Gu Sen sullenly said, "A lot."

Gu Lin said in surprise: "Yo! Let's be happy together."

Yu Ze looked at Gu Lin with a cold face, who had never dealt with him in the first place, Gu Lin gloated at the misfortune, didn't flinch, and made it clear that he wanted to pick things up.

Gu Ye smiled instead, "It's the same whether I say it or not, I won, and I will be invincible in the future."

Yu Ze then said: "No one dares to rob you, otherwise you will not be alive if you die."

Gu Ye smiled, what Yu Ze said made him feel extremely imposing.

Gu Lin couldn't get used to their greasy and crooked appearance, so he asked Gu Ye, "Are you ready for the awards ceremony on Saturday?"

Gu Ye looked at himself, "Can't I wear normal clothes?"

"Don't make trouble, we're going to the red carpet."

Gu Ye shook his head: "No."

"I know, let's help you together."

"Thank you brother, brother is so nice."

Gu Lin pouted in disgust, "Go out with me, you have to be honest, don't be so skinny."

Gu Ye is innocent, what did he do? He just went to see the pretty sister, he couldn't do anything.

At this time, Dad Gu's phone call was finished. Seeing that they were still playing, he reminded, "Go to bed after playing for a while."

Dad Gu focused on Gu Ye, his eyes were full of warnings.

Gu Ye said tiredly, "Why do you feel like I'm the most unreliable one? You guys are clearly having fun."

The big brother threw a pair of two with a sullen face, "I went to sleep after this round, and I have something to do tomorrow."

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The next morning, Gu Ye went out with his little mother. She hadn't been with Mrs. Gu for a long time. Mrs. Gu happily held Gu Ye's arm on her shoulders.

Gu Ye reminded: "Mom, be careful about making scandals."

Madam Gu said proudly, "I'm not afraid."

Gu Ye said with a smile: "You are not afraid of me. You are so beautiful, so young, and so temperamental. If someone takes pictures, they will think that I am cheating on a female star."

"Hahahaha..." Madam Gu happily patted Gu Ye's shoulder, "Bear boy, you really know how to say it."

Gu Ye grinned in pain, is it okay to hit someone when he is happy? "Mom, I told my second brother last night to find you a celebrity with no scandals to endorse your products."

Mrs. Gu paused for a while, and said moved: "It's still your kindness. Mom wanted to use you. After all, you don't want money."

The corners of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, and he said in his heart, "You forgive me!"

At noon, he ate with Mrs. Gu, and in the afternoon Gu Ye went to Uncle Wang's house. At this time, Uncle Wang's cousin with the child was already waiting for Gu Ye at home.

As soon as Gu Ye saw the child's face, he frowned. The teenage children are thin and small, as if they were parasitized by something, sucking all the nutrients, that kind of morbidly thin, and eyes that are dull.

Seeing Gu Ye looking at himself, the child nodded politely, it seemed that the tutor was good.

Uncle Wang introduced: "This is my cousin, and this child is my nephew, called Ning Ning."

Gu Ye looked at Uncle Wang's face, which was better than his son, but a little haggard. Gu Ye knew clearly that the father and son were clearly entangled by something, but there was no ghost in their body. Gu Ye looked at his face carefully, the more he looked, the more wrong he looked, he frowned and asked, "Uncle Wang, when are you? The cause and effect that you owe, and you have such a big revenge with the other party, you will kill your whole family."

Uncle Wang said in shock: "What is the cause and effect, I didn't do anything bad."

His cousin said again and again that this little master is really amazing, even if he is young. Uncle Wang believed that what Gu Ye said was true. If someone else said it, he really didn't believe it. In his memory, he had never done anything to offend anyone.

Uncle Wang also explained: "My brother, when I was young, doing business was based on honesty. When I did it myself, the business was good. In the past few years, it has been good with me. Is he haunted by ghosts? "

Gu Ye shook his head, "It's not a ghost who wants to kill them, there is no ghost. Have you got the video of the ancestral grave?"

"I got it." Uncle Wang showed the video to Gu Ye. After watching it, Gu Ye nodded, "This place is pretty good. It is surrounded by mountains and rivers. At least three generations are fine." Gu Ye returned the video to Uncle Wang, "There is no problem with the ancestral tomb, then there must be something pestering you."

Uncle Wang said in fear, "What is it? My wife is gone, my daughter is gone, my second son is gone, and this is the only seedling left." He grabbed the younger son's hand and said anxiously, "What is it? What did I do unintentionally to make the other party hate me so much, and make me cut off my children? If I did it, the retribution would be on me, and the children are innocent. "

Gu Ye advised: "Don't worry, this matter hasn't been found out yet, I see your face, what should be paid should have already been paid, and if you keep entangled, they have a problem, don't worry."

Gu Ye took out the cinnabar pen, took out a blank talisman paper, drew the talisman on the spot, folded it into a pentagon, and stuffed it in the child's pocket, "Take this thing with you, as long as it finds you again, I can sense it. When you arrive, don't get wet, don't lose it, and put it under your pillow when you sleep, remember?"

The child obediently installed the spell and nodded. Everyone was relieved to see Ye's calm appearance, feeling inexplicably saved.

In the middle of the night, after Ning Ning fell asleep, a fishy wind rushed over, and was immediately bounced back by a layer of golden light. At the same time, Gu Ye opened his eyes, pinched a finger in his hand, and put his five fingers together. Five golden threads were scattered from the talisman paper on Ning Ning's body, and wrapped around that thing, that thing was afraid of the power of merit on the golden thread. Glancing at the child resentfully, he stepped out.

The golden thread chased after him reluctantly, but was pulled away by the big tail, Gu Ye sneered, still want to escape

"I won't hurt you, let's talk, why are you pestering his family and want to kill his whole family?"

At this time, the thing turned back and glanced at Jin Xian, and finally revealed its true face, a pair of sinister and malicious eyes, cold and ruthless, turned out to be a pair of vertical pupils, it was a cold-blooded animal-snake!

"Fizz!"

Gu Ye was stunned for a while, and after a second, Gu Ye jumped up in fright, "Damn! Snake!!"

Yu Ze was woken up by Gu Ye. In the middle of the night, watching Gu Ye not sleeping, he jumped under the bed, "Gu Ye?"

Gu Ye rushed over and hugged Yu Ze, his hands and feet were cold, "There are snakes!!"

Yu Ze touched Gu Ye's head and comforted: "Don't be afraid, have a nightmare?"

"No, there really are snakes!" Gu Ye clutched at his pounding heart, he could handle anything, but was afraid of snakes, which was also a shadow left in his heart when he was a child. He cultivated this ability, and he was trained like a devil by his master when he was a child. As a child, his master taught him to swim, and he threw him into a river as soon as he learned. He was entangled in something with a human head and a snake body and dragged him into the bottom of the water. It was a wraith formed by a water ghost and a snake. He said that he had no children. It was the face of snakes and people that left a serious shadow in his heart when he was a child. He is not afraid of ghosts, but of snakes!

What's even more pitiful is that after his master knew that he was scared out of the shadows by the snake ghost, in order to cure him and let him understand that snakes are not scary, he caught a lot of snakes for him to play with, in pots, bowls, under the quilt, and in buckets. , snakes can even be seen in the toilet! This not only did not cure Gu Ye's fear of snakes, but made him even more afraid of snakes. He also let him develop an instinct, from a distance, as long as a snake passes by, his sensitive nerves can feel it, and he gets goosebumps all over his body.

Yu Ze patted Gu Ye's back, "Don't be afraid, there are no snakes in our house."

Gu Ye's face was pale, and he would call Xie Cheng in the middle of the night, "I can't go to Uncle Wang alone tomorrow, I want Xiao Chengzi to accompany me."

Yu Ze touched the back of his neck and comforted: "Call a few more."

Gu Ye took a deep breath and calmed his nerves, "Xie Cheng! Save me!"

Xie Cheng was frightened and sat up from the bed, "What's wrong? Something happened? Where are you? Address, I'll go right away!"

Gu Ye said solemnly, "There are snakes!!"

Xie Cheng, who had already jumped up and put on his clothes, paused: "… what?"

Gu Ye said solemnly: "Everything else is fine, only snakes, I can't handle it!"

Xie Cheng was almost happy, but Gu Ye also had something to fear, "Calm down, where are you now? I'll find you."

After Gu Ye lay down, he put his back on Yu Ze's body. After the back was warm, he felt at ease, "Tomorrow, it has already run away. I will go to Uncle Wang's house tomorrow to have a look."

Xie Cheng lowered his face, "So, you only went tomorrow, did you wake me up in the middle of the night?"

Gu Ye said apologetically, "I'm sorry."

Xie Cheng: "... kill you!"

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The next day, Gu Ye picked up Xie Cheng and went to Uncle Wang's house together. Their family lives in a high-end community with not many people, the location is also very good, and the surrounding area is very prosperous. Uncle Wang started a pharmaceutical company. Uncle Wang's ability is also good. In addition, he is a relative of his own, so he let Uncle Wang be a senior executive in the company and manage the export. Uncle Wang did a good job.

When Uncle Wang opened the door when he came to this small house, Gu Ye shivered all over, stepped in, and Gu Ye's face changed, "Xie Cheng, do you get goosebumps?"

Xie Cheng didn't feel at all, "What?"

Gu Ye bit his head and said, "There are snakes in this house."

Xie Cheng said in surprise: "Impossible, it's only been a few months, the heating has just been cut off, and the snake hasn't woken up yet."

Gu Ye said seriously: "You believe me, there really are snakes."

Uncle Wang also thought it was impossible, "I have lived here for two years and have never seen a snake."

Gu Ye said seriously: "Trust me, there really is."

Seeing how serious he was, Xie Cheng didn't care what Uncle Wang thought, "Find someone to check it? I'll call the police and call 119."

"This..." Uncle Wang wanted to stop him, but was too embarrassed to say anything, he always thought it was too ridiculous. Gu Ye said there was a snake, but he didn't see anything, so the young man called the police.

After a while, the firefighters arrived and asked, "Who called the police and said there was a snake?"

Just as Uncle Wang was about to explain, Gu Ye took over the topic and said with a confident expression: "I saw it, there is a snake, I don't know where it went, please check it out."

Xie Cheng also followed with a determined look, "I saw it too."

Firefighters not only put out fires, but also often encounter tasks such as catching snakes and digging hornets’ nests. They are also very experienced in finding snakes. Gu Ye and the others only said that they had seen them, but they didn’t know where they went. , After searching again, the firefighters turned their attention to the ceiling. They set up the ladder and knocked on it, feeling that the sound was not right.

Uncle Wang explained: "There is a compartment in the middle."

Gu Ye swallowed, and the creepy feeling became stronger. He simply walked out of his mouth and looked at the busy people inside. The fireman knocked on the ceiling again, climbed up and listened, "Where's the detector?"

"That's it." The person below handed it over, this photo doesn't matter, everyone is stunned!

Xie Cheng scolded: "Fuck! My hair is about to stand up!"

Uncle Wang's face turned pale, "This can't be... God! Where did so many of these things come from?"

Gu Ye was lying at the door, looking at the innumerable blood-colored strips on the detector, some of them were still moving, their brains buzzed, stomping their feet and scolding Xie Cheng together: "Fuck! Chi!"

It was rare to see Gu Ye, like your son, collapse so much, Xie Cheng came out to hold him down, "Gu San'er! Calm down!"

Gu Ye is going crazy, he can't calm down!

The firefighter said solemnly: "It may be full of snakes, you all go out. Get ready, I'm going to open a slit to stun them, don't let them run away."

After all the snakes were stunned, the firefighters pried open a piece of the ceiling, and saw "crashing" all of a sudden, countless snakes fell from the ceiling, like snakes raining, standing on the firefighters on the ladder, There are snakes hanging around their necks.

Uncle Wang was almost fainted from fright, "Why are there so many snakes in my house?"

Gu Ye's pupils shrank, and after staring blankly for a few seconds, he took a deep breath, pressed Xie Cheng and began to beat, "It's disgusting!"

Xie Cheng was beaten in pain, "Why are you beating me?"

Gu Ye took a deep breath, his face was bloodless, he couldn't help it anymore, and wanted to vomit.

Xie Cheng asked in a low voice, "Didn't you see a snake last night? The male's and the female's, which one?"

Gu Ye gritted his teeth and asked, "Can you tell from a snake's eyes that it is male and female?"

Xie admitted the truth and said: "That's right, since it has such ability, it must be a big snake. These are all small, which means that their parents are not here, and they will definitely come back to find them."

Gu Ye said with an ugly face: "I'm fine with catching ghosts, but you let me catch snakes... vomit!"

Xie Cheng hurriedly beat his back, "Are you pregnant?"

Gu Ye spit out his breakfast and took a deep breath, "I'm pregnant with you!"

Xie Chengren reminded him with a smile: "Speak seriously!"

Gu Ye was anxious, "What you said is not serious!"

"Pfft! Isn't it because you are nervous, just kidding you and relax?"

Seeing Xie Cheng laughing haha, Gu Ye really relieved his nervousness and took a few sips of the water he brought, his face less ugly.

Xie Cheng asked helplessly: "Why are you so afraid? Was bitten by a snake when you were a child?"

Gu Ye didn't want to talk anymore and almost became the son of a snake. Not only was he afraid, he was also disgusting.

The firefighters caught all these snakes, stuffed them into the box, and said while packing, "There must be a big snake. It's impossible for so many small snakes to appear here for no reason. If you see that big snake, hurry up and call the police."

After all these little snakes were cleaned up, the firefighters searched around and found no trace of the big snake. This has to be curious. There is no trace at all.

Xie Cheng complained: "What an awesome parent to be able to give birth to so many little snakes? Oh, there is a nest of snake eggs!"

Uncle Wang said with a pale face: "This house, I can't live anymore, it's too scary."

People who are not afraid of snakes may not feel anything when they see one or two, but when they see such a nest all of a sudden, hundreds of snakes live on top of their heads, they will go crazy just thinking about it.

Gu Ye comforted: "It's okay to move out, and come back to live when this matter is resolved."

Uncle Wang shook his head, "No, I don't want this house anymore. I don't want to sleep here even if I sleep on the street."

Uncle Wang immediately packed his things. Anyway, there were only his grandfather and two left, and there were not many things. He immediately booked a hotel near the children's school, "I'll move in at night."

Xie Cheng asked, "Uncle Wang, do you mind if our brothers stay here for the night?"

Uncle Wang said anxiously: "You two are also pinned down. It's not safe. What if a big snake comes back? Who knows if it's poisonous or not."

Xie Cheng smiled and said, "It doesn't matter, we're not afraid. We have to investigate this matter before we can go, and the big snake will come back to investigate."

Gu Ye's face was ugly, although what Xie Cheng said made sense, he didn't want to live.

Uncle Wang saw Cheng and insisted, gave the key to Xie Cheng, and reminded them: "If there is something wrong, call the police immediately, and if you can't solve it, run out."

Xie Cheng smiled and said, "Don't worry, we both ran fast."

Seeing that Gu Ye's face was not good, Xie Cheng said with disgust: "You can go too, I will call someone else to come at night, I will help you solve this matter."

Gu Ye shook his head, "This matter has come to me, so I can't refuse, wait for me, I'll go back and send rescue soldiers."

Xie Cheng thought he was going to get some awesome weapon, but Gu Ye went home and brought a cat back, "Isn't this a big black in your family?"

Gu Ye said with a serious face: "Our big black is not an ordinary meow, but a spirit meow with yin and yang eyes, and he signed a contract with me, and it is the battle to defeat the snake Sun Wumiao. I think its cat's claws can be fast. If you beat a snake, my big black will definitely beat a snake!"

The corner of Xie Cheng's mouth twitched, feeling that Gu Ye was just comforting himself. Da Hei looked like an ordinary cat, but he was fatter, bigger, and fiercer. At first glance, he looked like a cruel cat.

Da Hei is now the size of an adult cat, and bigger than a normal adult cat, he doesn't look like an ordinary pastoral cat at all. In ordinary pastoral fields, unless the orange cat can eat it, there is also a cat like a civet cat that can grow to more than ten kilograms, and a black cat like this is only seven or eight kilograms, but it has grown to fifteen kilograms. Like a little leopard. Gu Ye held it in his arms, heavy and with a unique sense of security.

Da Hei glanced at Xie Cheng, then closed his eyes and rested, lying beside Gu Ye, guarding him. After realizing Gu Ye's nervousness, Da Hei put his tail on Gu Ye's hand, as if to protect him, and he was very human.

In the middle of the night, the two heard a "ding bell", and Gu Ye opened his eyes, sitting up from the sofa, kicking Xie Cheng, "Come on!"

He set up a magic circle in the yard, and as long as something alive came in, he would call the police.

Da Hei's ears trembled, he raised his head vigilantly, and looked outside. After realizing what was in the formation, Gu Ye and Xie Cheng's expressions changed, and the big snake came back! And not one!

"Be careful, when they come back and find that their children are gone, the big snake will definitely make trouble." Xie Cheng held the whip in his hand and was ready. Gu Yena held a finger, and he also arranged the formation in this room, as long as the big snake came back, it would not be able to leave.

As Da Hei's gaze shifted from the outside to the top of his head, there was a fluttering sound from upstairs, followed by a hissing sound, Gu Ye's scalp was numb, and his face was white again.

The two large yellow snakes found that all the children were gone, and slapped the ceiling frantically. With a bang, a piece of the ceiling fell from the top of the head, and was snapped off by the snake's tail. Then, Gu Ye watched helplessly. The big snake fell in front of me, three or four meters long!

"Mummy!" Gu Ye was so frightened that he curled his legs onto the sofa and hugged Da Hei tightly in his arms, "Da Hei save Dad!"

As Gu Ye shouted, he flicked his middle finger, and a few talismans suddenly lit up. Several golden threads hit the snake, and the snake was directly ejected more than a meter away, and slammed into the wall. Ye jumped up and threw another finger at him, shouting, "Xie Cheng! Save Dad!"

The corner of Xie Cheng's mouth twitched, and now the one who should be calling for help is the big snake that was sent flying by you!

The snake was stunned by the fall. After shaking its head, it looked at Gu Ye gloomily, "My... child", the voice was hoarse and gloomy, and it was not clear. It was just a tone of voice, which seemed mechanical and weird. Coupled with the pair of emotionless vertical pupils, Gu Ye felt that childhood nightmares were replayed in front of his eyes over and over again, so frightened Gu Ye took a deep breath, "Damn it! What is the world? Why can snakes also produce spiritual consciousness? !"

Xie Cheng rushed over and blocked him, "The bamboo you raise and the people in the painting can produce spiritual consciousness, why can't the snake?"

Gu Ye stomped his feet angrily, "They look good!"

Xie Cheng is speechless, how to refute this reason

Xie Cheng explained to the snake vigilantly: "We didn't move your children, they are safe now."

The big snake didn't listen to his explanation at all, and lashed out with a furious tail, Xie Cheng pulled Gu Ye away, smashed its tail on the coffee table, and smashed the jujube wood coffee table directly.

"Fuck!" Xie Cheng said angrily, "Why don't you tell any truth, you have such a grumpy temper! You are in menopause!"

At this time, there was a gust of wind in the back of their heads, Gu Ye and Xie Cheng pushed each other subconsciously, avoiding one left and one right, a snake slightly smaller than this big snake swept the two of them, fell to the ground, the body of the snake There are also bowls with thick mouths, Gu Ye said irritably: "Mum! What kind of sin have I done!"

"The big one is the female, the youngest is the male, Gu Ye is careful!" Xie Cheng ran and hid, holding the whip and kept whipping, the big snake had realized that Gu Ye was not easy to deal with, and chased Xie Cheng. , Gu Ye climbed onto the table, dodging the snake's head, and just about to run, the big black in his arms gave a "squeak" and made a warning sound.

The snake chasing Gu Ye wanted to rush over, but after this sound, it retreated half a meter in fear.

Gu Ye was surprised, Da Hei's throat was destroyed, he never thought it would make such a sound, this kind of low roar, like an enraged little leopard, not like a cat at all. A soul emerged from Da Hei's body, and in the blink of an eye, it became two meters in size, staring at the snake angrily, making a roar of "woo woo woo...".

Gu Ye was stunned while holding Da Hei's body. Da Hei has been raising him at home all the time. He looks so cold and the dog king is afraid of him. He thought it was because of Da Hei's dead energy, but now it seems that it is not.

Xie Cheng was also taken aback when he saw this, "Gu Ye! What did you eat for your cat? The soul is so big?!"

Gu Ye innocently said, "It's just cat food and meat."

Da Hei roared and pounced on him, his ruthlessness surprised Xie Cheng, "Is this a leopard or a black tiger?"

Gu Ye reacted and shouted in surprise while carrying Da Hei's body: "Da Hei! Come on! Fight fight fight! After winning the fight, go home and eat meat!"