I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Chapter 28: She doesn't marry, you marry!

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Xiang Lei was a villain when he was alive. He was sentenced to death because of the rape and murder. It is not a thing after death. In recent years, he has bullied the lonely and wild ghosts around him, and even eaten ghosts, so his spiritual power is so strong.

The beautiful daughter-in-law that I finally got, is almost close to my mouth and flying. Xiang Lei came to grab someone in a rage, and whether she had a marriage contract or not, he would take it away when he saw it. From childhood to adulthood, he gave everything he wanted, and there was nothing he couldn't get. Xiang Lei was used to being domineering.

However, I never imagined that there is a person who is even fiercer than him!

Xiang Lei took a few steps back after being beaten by the bricks. He had no choice but to let go of the bride in his hand and looked at Gu Ye with fear. He was stunned.

The young man in front of him is not very old, with red lips and white teeth, beautiful and delicate, but now his face is a little red because of anger, and the fair skin of the lining can be broken, and he looks even more beautiful than the bride. Xiang Lei was originally a bastard, Cun Su didn't remember the master, and when he saw Gu Ye, he was moved, pointed at Gu Ye's nose, and said excitedly: "She doesn't marry, you marry!"

Gu Ye laughed angrily, gritted his teeth and squeezed out a sentence: "I'm afraid you don't want to lose your soul!"

Just now, Gu Ye simply wanted to beat him, and he didn't even have a spell. Xiang Lei didn't know that he had completely annoyed Gu Ye. You can resist me if you learn a little Taoism, and when I am alive, no one dares to provoke me. I have eaten several Taoist priests like you!"

"Ha!" Gu Ye sneered, took out a cinnabar pen from his pocket, and drew a few times on the tile, and the golden aura instantly filled the entire tile. Gu Ye weighed the weight in his hand, feeling that he was in his hand, without saying a word, he rushed up and patted his face directly.

When Xiang Lei saw the golden light from the brick, he was a little bit afraid. This golden light is formed by the power of merit and virtue. Ghosts are afraid of this kind of sun and holy thing. Xiang Lei raised his arm subconsciously to block it. Gu Ye didn't expect it. This brick was just like the holy weapon for subduing demons and slaying demons. His arm was like a crab's leg blocking a car, and it was smashed abruptly. The golden light spread through his body through his arms, and even his soul trembled, Xiang Lei screamed in pain, "Aah", scaring away the wild ghosts who wanted to watch the fun.

Ordinary people couldn't hear his ghostly screams, but Gu Ye could hear them clearly. The voice was so unpleasant that it hurt his eardrums. Gu Ye slammed the brick into the bastard's mouth, "Shut up!"

Xiang Lei's teeth were swayed by Gu Ye, and he wanted to kill Gu Ye in anger, but Gu Ye's face was cold, and he directly punched, punching like a punching bag, "Killing people is awesome! Damn it! I've eaten a ghost! I'll get you out of the way!"

Xiang Lei's dark ghostly energy was punched by Gu Ye, punch after punch, with golden light on his fist, his soul trembled when he was hit, and he cried out in pain, as if he was going to dissipate in the next second. The ghost was abruptly dissipated. Every time he wanted to unite again, Gu Ye made him feel hopeless when he was about to succeed.

Liu Chao and Li Cuixiao hugged each other, watching Gu Ye fighting ghosts, they were shivering with fright, especially when Gu Ye raised his fist, they always wanted to step back a little, for fear of being swept away by the golden light. Get out of your mind.

It wasn't until the ghostly anger on Xiang Lei's body that he was beaten could no longer gather, Gu Ye stopped his hand, grabbed Xiang Lei's hair with one hand, dragged Xiang Lei into his own yard like a broom, and watched the couple return. Before following up, Gu Ye glared at the door angrily, "You two come in for me."

Liu Chao and Li Cui were frightened and quickly followed, and they closed the leaking wooden door of Gu Ye's house.

Gu Ye threw Xiang Lei's ghost on the ground like throwing mud, stepped on him, took a horse from the house and put it at the door, and sat there with a murderous look on his face.

"you!"

The accused Liu Chao shivered.

"You go to your daughter-in-law's house to make trouble, her whole family can't sleep, don't do anything to make them afraid." Gu Ye drew a talisman, "This talisman can enhance your aura and make a lot of trouble. trouble, understand?"

"you!"

The accused Li Cui hid behind Liu Chao in fear.

Gu Ye's mouth twitched, how could he be so scary? !

"If you go to this mentally handicapped house to make trouble, will you cheat the corpse?"

The young couple looked confused and did not understand why Gu Ye arranged it this way.

Gu Ye looked at them as if they were mentally handicapped, and thought that it was no wonder that people in love were said to have low IQs on the Internet. Bring Li Cui's body back as soon as it's bright. Whether you can bring it back tomorrow depends on how the two of you make trouble tonight."

"Oh! Understood!" The couple finally understood, and in the threat of Gu Ye's "ink ink, do you want to be beaten?", they flew out like an arrow from the string.

Gu Ye looked at Lei again, and picked up a decision in disgust. Such a bastard might as well just let him go to hell.

At this time, with a "squeak" sound, the dilapidated wooden door was pushed open from the outside, and someone stood at the door and whispered, "Anyone?"

Gu Ye frowned. He felt very uncomfortable when the uninvited guest interrupted his movements. Two people in black shirts came to the yard and saw Gu Ye and Xiang Lei's ghost lying in front of him. , the young man walking in front couldn't hold his breath, "What's the matter with you, how did you bring him home? We've been looking for him for several days! Did you steal the ghost's soul? of?"

Gu Ye raised his eyebrows, dissatisfied with this statement, "What is snatching? The young couple wanted to be together, and they all said that they would rather demolish a temple than a marriage. Your master didn't tell you that?"

The young man was speechless after being told this, as if that was the truth.

The middle-aged man said with a sullen face, "That's not helping ghosts. It's the rule of the Xuanshu world to help people and not ghosts. The more you help, the more tangled you are. Didn't your master tell you this?"

Gu Ye looked at their faces and was delighted, "You are his master, no wonder your apprentice doesn't speak his mind, and your master's mind is not very good." Gu Ye pointed to lying on the ground, his soul Xiang Lei, who was already beaten up, said, "It's this mentally retarded person who is stuck in the bar, he's even getting married, and he's still coming to rob people. You people from the Xuanshu Academy, your eyes are on the bottom of your feet? This is something. Don't you understand?"

Gu Ye's face was red and his ears were red. The little apprentice wanted to have a seizure but couldn't find a suitable reason. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that what Gu Ye said was reasonable. He looked at his master and said dully: "It seems that this ghost is really wrong. ."

"Shut up! The point is not right or wrong, but rules!" The middle-aged man scolded his apprentice, "Rules are rules!"

Gu Ye sneered, "Good children are taught by you like this, I tell you, children, people and ghosts are the same, right and wrong, good and evil, you have to learn to judge for yourself. This kind of bastard, whether it is a human or a ghost , When a bastard is a bastard, if you want to beat a bastard, you still decide whether he is a human or a ghost?"

The boy was taken aback by what Gu Ye said, and after thinking about Gu Ye's words carefully, his eyes suddenly brightened. Since he entered the Taoist circle, everyone told him to obey the rules, or he would be punished. Today, Gu Ye opened the door to a new world for him, so it can still be like this! so cool!

When the middle-aged man looked at the young apprentice's look, he wished he could find a piece of tape to seal Gu Ye's mouth. This is simply a misunderstanding!

"You guys are looking for this thing, here it is, catch it!" Gu Ye was relieved, raised his foot, and kicked Xiang Lei to the feet of the master and apprentice as if he were kicking a ball.

The middle-aged man saw that Gu Ye wanted to give up and quit. This ghost did so many evil things, it could only make him go crazy. Who would want to do this kind of thing? "There is an unwritten rule in our mysticism circle. Don't care if you don't care. If you want to control it, you will be in the end. Since you have already done it, we will not interfere."

"Don't, you are a serious department, and I am a passing vagabond." Gu Ye smiled, spread his hands, and said cheerfully: "It is your Xuanshu Society's responsibility to deal with these things, but you have wages. Yes. For example, it's my father who saves people, and I save people easily. At most, I'm a wild father, and you are the real father."

The middle-aged man blushed and stomped his feet angrily. What kind of father and wild father? I feel scolded!

After Gu Ye finished speaking, he carried his little pony into the house, closed the door, was too lazy to talk nonsense with them, and went back to bed to sleep. Tomorrow I have to buy things for the old man to go to his grave. He is very busy.

The master and apprentice reluctantly took Xiang Lei's ghost and took it back to deal with it. The little apprentice looked at the door closed by Gu Ye, couldn't help but ran over, leaned on the crack of the door and asked in a low voice, "My name is Luo Huai, what's your name?"

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "Gu Ye's junior brother, the second Gu Ye."

"Master! He is that Gu Ye's junior brother! That Gu Ye who saved a city citizen with a forbidden technique! So handsome!" The little apprentice jumped around his master excitedly, "My idol! How amazing!"

"Shut up! That's a taboo in the circle. He doesn't follow the rules and often uses forbidden techniques. You are not allowed to learn from him!"

"So handsome!"

"Shut up! Don't mention that name!"

At this time, Li Cui's house was more lively than here. After selling his daughter, Li Dahai has heard a lot of gossip, and he knows that the neighbors are scolding him, he is famous in the town. Many old people say that he will be punished. Even his daughter-in-law cried every day that her daughter would hate them. In the past two days, Li Dahai has been a little suspicious. He heard some movement in the middle of the night, so he got up and went to have a look.

Tonight, it was extraordinarily dark, and the air seemed to be different from the previous days. Li Dahai was tossing and turning, unable to sleep, and he always felt that something was watching him.

Suddenly, there was a "pop" in the living room, and there was the sound of something being shattered. Li Dahai endured his fear and turned on the light to go out to see that the family portrait his family had taken before had fallen to the ground and shattered into several pieces. Li Dahai felt a shudder in his heart, thinking that the girl was really back

Suddenly, the lights went out!

The darkness in the room can't see five fingers, and what you can't see will make people feel more terrifying. Li Dahai asked with a trembling voice: "Cuicui? Is that you Cuicui?"

Another "pop", Li Dahai was so frightened that he almost sat on the ground, and then the things in the room flew up by themselves, and fell to the ground "papapa", Li Dahai held his head in fear, panicked. He shouted: "Daughter, stop making trouble! Stop making trouble! I have no choice but to raise you so much that your mother and I raised you so much that if you don't have it, it will be gone. I must find a way to earn some coffin books?"

There was no movement in the room. Li Dahai thought that Li Cui heard it, and wanted to persuade him again. At this moment, with a bang, the table at home flew out, and then the sofa stood up again. Compared with just now, he " "Daughter" is even more violent.

Li Dahai was almost scared to pee, and squatted in the corner shivering when the light suddenly turned on again.

"What's the matter?" Li Cui's mother turned on the light, and her little daughter came out of the other room. Seeing that the house was in a mess, she asked her husband who was squatting in the corner angrily: "You don't sleep at night, what do you want? ?"

Because the husband sold the eldest daughter, Li Cui's mother had serious resentment against her husband, and she didn't want to sleep in the same room with him.

The little girl was the same, full of contempt for her father's eyes. When her sister was alive, she made money and her father used it to smoke and drink. When her sister died, he didn't even let go of the body, which made her heartbroken.

"Cuicui is back! Cuicui is back and making trouble!" Li Dahai shivered and climbed to the door. He couldn't stay in this room anymore. He was scared, really scared.

"If you don't do bad things, are you afraid of what my sister will do?" The little girl is also eloquent and her mouth is poisonous, "My sister didn't say that she would take you away."

When Li Cui's mother heard that her daughter was making trouble, she whispered with red eyes, "Cui Cui, are you complaining about your parents? Your father is not a human being!"

Crying to Li Cui's mother, the lights went out again, and the whole family was startled. Then, the lights were turned on and off, and they flashed back dozens of times. Li Cui's mother couldn't hold it anymore. She burst into tears, "Mom knows you're wronged, Cuicui, don't make trouble, let your dad return the money tomorrow, bring you back, and let you go to Liu Chao, let's stop making trouble, okay?"

After Li Cui's mother said this, the light did not flash again.

After a while, Li Dahai found out that he was really fine, stood up tremblingly, and humiliated his daughter-in-law: "Send the money back? What will I spend? When will I earn 50,000 yuan? "

The little girl said with a cold face: "You can't earn 50,000 yuan in your life by sitting at home and waiting to die."

"I..." Li Dahai was at a loss for words, and his temper suddenly jumped up by the little girl's words. He raised his hand and wanted to hit someone, "You eat inside and out! What you eat and wear now is given by Lao Tzu!"

"My mom gave it to me! My mom earned it for cleaning!"

"I beat you to death!"

Seeing that it was about to make trouble again, at this time, the TV placed at home suddenly flew up and smashed it towards Li Dahai. Li Dahai was so frightened that he stumbled to the ground, and the TV stopped just above his head. Come on, I almost killed him.

Li Dahai was so frightened that he didn't dare to move, holding his head cowardly like a quail.

At this time, Sister Li Cui pointed at the wall and widened her eyes in shock, "Mom! Look!"

A line of prominent words was written in bright red blood on the wall: Mom, divorce, you will be better off without him.

Seeing this, Li Cui's mother sat on the ground with her face covered, and burst into tears. Indeed, she and her little daughter will have a better life away from this lazy man. Even if her daughter is dead, she can't worry about her. What else can she let go of, why should she care about other people's eyes? This marriage has to leave.

It is lively here, and the Xiang family where Li Cui is located is directly scary.

Because the bride is sitting up from the coffin!

The people in the shed were scared to pee. The gentleman who invited him to the house went over and saw that he didn't want any red envelopes. He bluntly said that he couldn't control it. He had never learned to fight zombies, so he ran away. Xiang Jia was in a mess. He was so scared that he could find someone at a high price to send Li Cui's body back overnight. Is it alright to cheat the body? Who would dare to have such a daughter-in-law

So at dawn the next day, a hearse stopped in front of Liu Chao's house. After unloading a phoenix coffin, he turned around and drove away at a speed of 180 miles.

Gu Ye slept until noon, just in time to see the cremation car coming out of Liu Chao's house. He watched them walk away together, shrugged his shoulders, and finished a piece of virtue. He yawned, changed his clothes, and went to town.

In a restaurant, I ordered three dishes, one soup, and a small bowl of rice. Gu Ye stretched out after being full. He went to the wreath and shroud shop to buy a sack of Ming paper, a pig, and a head. A cow, a horse, and a two-story building. After thinking about it, he pointed to the mahjong machine standing in the corner, "That, give me one too."

The boss looked at him with a very subtle look, and he still wrote it down in the notebook.

Gu Ye asked with a smile: "Boss, can you deliver it to your home if you buy too much?"

The uncle of the boss doesn't know what he is happy about. Usually, people who come to buy things from him are all crying and sad. It's the first time I see such a festive customer, and I can't get used to it. "My family is in this town. deliver goods."

"Okay, this, this, and this, give my master a copy! Eh? Those eight little girls, also give my master a set!"

The uncle of the boss twitched the corner of his mouth, thinking in his heart what the unfortunate master accepted such an unfortunate apprentice and gave his master eight beauties. Isn't this a bad beating

"This one needs to be exquisitely crafted, and it's still ordinary. It's precious. Five hundred and one, eight is four thousand."

"It's good, it's all the best!" Gu Ye took a look around the store with his chin up, and suddenly burst out laughing, "Boss, that tractor, give me one too."

When he thinks of his master driving a tractor with a group of beautiful girls sitting in the back of the car, black smoke will pop up when the gas is turned on. Thinking about that picture makes me explode!

When the team leader of the investigation team of the Xuanshu Society found Gu Ye, Gu Ye squatted in front of his master's grave and gave his master a beautiful girl and a tractor. After seeing what he was burning, the team leader Mr. The expression on his face is quite wonderful.