I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Chapter 31: Big Brother Ghost General, hello!

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Gu Ye stood stiffly on the chair, raised his hands with a veiled face, and his fingertips trembled, "Isn't this all Yu Lao's masterpiece?"

Yu Ze put one hand on the chair and stabilized the chair, "What he calls a treasure is this one. I forgot to prepare a present for his birthday that year, so I drew this for him temporarily, and he hung it up as a treasure. "

Gu Ye was shocked, Yu Ze must have been influenced by his father to draw so well! I really can't see that the cold and cold Yu Ze had such a mind when he was sixteen years old. This person's appearance is too deceptive.

"That, the sentence just now... doesn't count." Thinking of the sentence he said just now, Gu Ye explained awkwardly, "I thought it was Old Yu's work."

Yu Ze's eyes darkened, and he asked lightly, "Which one?"

Gu Ye hehe twice, it can't be said that he fell in love with you. Judging from Yu Ze's expression, it seems that he didn't care at all. Gu Ye immediately felt relieved, normal gentlemen should not be so sensitive. He took off the painting and jumped to the topic directly, "It's nothing, can this painting be given to me?"

Yu Ze suppressed the emotions that no one around him could understand, "If you like it, just take it away."

Gu Ye smiled and rolled his eyes, "I like this one the most, can you write a few words for me?"

Yu Ze rejected with disgust, "It's too ugly, this painting has no value for inscriptions."

Gu Ye looked again, and really couldn't agree with Yu Ze's aesthetic, "Where is it ugly? So handsome! Please write me an inscription, thank you!"

Yu Ze reached out and pulled him down from the chair, but didn't answer.

There is nothing that Gu Ye wants to do that can't be done. How could he just let Yu Ze go, grab the other's sleeve and drag it to the desk by the wall, "Please write me a sentence, and treat it as a reward."

Yu Ze was unmoved, "You have already taken three paintings, do you still need a reward?"

Gu Ye pushed Yu Ze down on the chair, humiliating, "That's because the old man likes me and appreciates me, it doesn't count."

Yu Ze laughed, "You are clever, you can see that."

Gu Ye pointed to his own eyes, "Brother Monkey really has piercing eyes, and I can see if other people don't want to see me."

Yu Ze was amused and laughed outright, "It's also a good skill, I want to know, with so many paintings, why did you choose this one?"

"Because Broken Sword is very imposing, and it feels very similar to me. I was abandoned by thousands of people, so I am still standing here strong," Gu Ye asked proudly: "Looking at the entire Xuanshu world, who else is there? Gu Ye put the pen into Yu Ze's hand and urged him: "You don't understand if you ask anyway, write quickly!"

Facing these eager eyes, Yu Ze reluctantly dipped his pen in ink, "Write what?"

Gu Ye said seriously: "Writing Gu Ye number one in the world, everyone else is bullshit!"

Yu Ze just wanted to put the pen down.

"Eh? Don't put it down, write quickly! You must also write your name on the signature, and the date must be included."

In the urging voice of Gu Ye, Yu Ze wrote such a second sentence with a sullen face. After writing, he helped his forehead, Gu Ye patted him on the shoulder to comfort him: "Mr. If you set up a stall at the bottom, you can sell your characters, and we will definitely make a fortune."

Yu Ze imagined the scene with a sullen face, put down the pen with a cold face, and didn't want to pick it up again.

Gu Ye smiled happily, put the painting on the table, and admired it again, feeling that this painting not only had the temperament of that ghost general, but also magically matched his life. He Gu Ye is dead, but so what, he is still alive and kicking, and he has done a lot of good things, and God is reluctant to accept him.

This painting was placed on the table like this, Gu Ye went around the study again, and finally selected a magnificent poem, Yue Fei's "Man Jiang Hong", the heroic atmosphere written in wild cursive by old man Yu, Gu Ye felt, His dad would definitely like it.

As soon as he took off the inscription, Zhao Pengyu came over with an ice cream. He saw the picture on the table at a glance, and when he looked at the inscription, Zhao Pengyu couldn't straighten his tongue in shock, "You guys... Are you pissed?"

Yu Ze sank his face and said sternly, "Swallow what's in your mouth before you speak."

Zhao Pengyu quickly wiped his mouth, "I mean, do you have a fever? You actually wrote this to him!" Zhao Pengyu was in a complicated mood, he didn't know how to describe his mood, he hesitated for a while, and said, "You... You are so childish!"

Gu Ye rolled his eyes, "You know shit!"

Zhao Pengyu found a seat and sat down. He really didn't understand why his uncle doted on Gu Ye so much. He simply refreshed his three views and had no bottom line.

"Gu Ye, I heard that you took that female ghost away, what do you want to do with it?"

"It's not a ghost, it's a spirit. She agreed to be my elf. She is good-looking, can sing and dance, and can play the pipa. In the future, she can develop laundry, cooking, express delivery, and takeaway." Gu Ye carefully put "Man Jianghong" into the box, and put the broken sword in the box. After thinking about it for a while, he went to Mr. Yu and asked, since it was his treasure, why did he remind him to find it and take it away? Can't figure it out.

Standing by the window, Yu Ze didn't know what he was thinking. Hearing this, he asked without looking back, "Spirit, does it have a substance?"

Gu Ye waved his hand and said regretfully: "No, if she can cultivate into a real body, it will be a hundred years later, or she will have a great chance. I took her, and I didn't want to see her destroyed."

Zhao Pengyu shivered when he thought of Gu Ye carrying a ghost-like spirit body with him, "I'm cold when I see you."

Gu Ye said the same thing again: "People like you don't understand at all."

When Zhao Pengyu saw Gu Ye holding the painting in his arms, he suddenly remembered, "I think I have seen this broken sword on the painting, eh? Uncle, isn't it the one that was in your study before?"

Gu Ye's mind was instantly hooked, "Is there something real?"

Yu Ze turned around, "Do you want to see it?"

Gu Ye had a hunch that this broken sword was definitely related to the ghost general. Now that it was getting dark, the ghost general should also show up, "I want to see the real thing, is it convenient?"

"Let's go." Yu Ze turned around and left, Gu Ye was stunned, Yu Ze was really good at talking, "Mr. Yu wait a moment, I'll go and say goodbye to Elder Yu."

Yu Ze said with a gentle face, "I'll be waiting for you in the car."

Zhao Pengyu hurriedly raised his hand, "I want to go too!"

Yu Ze's face froze, "No, you don't want to."

Zhao Pengyu: "..."

Gu Ye hurriedly found Yu Lao, the masters were gone, Yu Lao was drinking tea with Tang Lao, saw Gu Ye holding three paintings, and asked him with a smile: "Which two did you choose? Let me see. ."

Gu Ye opened the scroll with a smile, and as soon as Old Man Yu saw Yu Ze's words, he burst out laughing, "You really have the ability to let him write for you, I asked him to write for me, but he didn't write. "

Gu Ye smiled and said, "Because I'm shameless enough, I'll cheat."

Elder Yu chuckled, "How can you be so self-deprecating? That's your skill. I'd really like to know what Yu Ze's expression was like when he wrote this."

Gu Ye thought about it for a while, then smiled wickedly, "Probably it's because I have no love."

"That must be wonderful." Elder Yu took a sip of tea happily, "Tell me, it's not just a farewell to me."

"Yes," Gu Ye put away the painting and asked earnestly, "I don't understand, you have always cherished this painting, why did you give it to me now?"

Old Yu looked at Gu Ye with a smile, "Because I think you have a relationship with this painting, I know you will like it. I hope you will not change your original intention even if you encounter setbacks in the future. Momentum, even if it is broken, you must have the faith to kill the enemy. I was very happy that Yu Ze was able to draw such a momentum at the beginning, and now he has learned to restrain his edge, I seem to see him in your youth. "Old Yu said regretfully: "It's a pity that now that he has grown up, I can't guess what he's thinking, alas."

Tang Lao gently inserted his knife from the side: "Is he like this when he is not a child? You didn't guess it."

Elder Yu pressed the teacup on the table with resentment, and splashed several drops of water.

Gu Ye almost came out with joy, understood the meaning of the two old men, and sincerely thanked: "I understand what you two mean, thank the two seniors for their teaching, no matter what happens in the future, I will not change my original intention. As for temperament , I will listen to Elder Tang and try to change it as much as possible."

Tang Lao said with relief: "That's good, your senior brother is too rigid. There are many ways to save people. He chose the most extreme way. When the whole mysterious world was helpless, he gave his life heavily to He slapped the entire metaphysics world and used forbidden techniques to save the people of the city. His death makes me so sad, and I understand that the metaphysics world needs to be reformed, otherwise, it will be deformed and unhealthy even if it is passed on. "

Gu Ye said obediently: "I will cherish my life in the future, don't worry."

After saying goodbye to the two highly respected seniors, Gu Ye went out and got into Yu Ze's car silently. After sitting down, he hugged the painting in his arms tightly, feeling a bloated feeling in his heart, unspeakably uncomfortable. He was thinking, did he choose to end his life in that way because he was too lonely in his last life, with no family, no friends, and after the death of his master, he lived alone without a goal? Could it have been saved if I had chosen other methods? Unfortunately, no if.

After Gu Ye got into the car, he didn't speak, and was silent for a while. When Yu Ze saw that Gu Ye was still immersed in his own world, he took all the paintings from his arms.

Only then did Gu Ye react, and he hugged him tightly in a conditioned reflex, and Yu Ze pressed him back again, telling him to hug him tightly and not let go, "Did the two old masters tell you about life?"

"Well, after saying a few words, I feel very touched," Gu Ye touched the painting in his arms and smiled bitterly, "There are some things that no one has ever said to me since Master passed away. "

"Your master?" Yu Ze lowered his eyes to explore, "Isn't your master passed away for several years?"

Gu Ye knew he had made a blunder, turned his head to look out the window, "Well."

Seeing that he didn't want to talk about it, Yu Ze temporarily suppressed the doubt in his heart and jumped to the topic, "What do you want to eat at night, I'll take you home after dinner."

Gu Ye turned his head and said with a smile, "You choose, I said I owe you two meals last time, so I'll treat you tonight."

Yu Ze thought for a while, "Then find a quiet place."

Gu Ye nodded, no opinion.

At this moment, Gu Ye suddenly felt a familiar ghostly air. He looked out of the window in surprise, and a black mist appeared in front of him in the blink of an eye. , Gu Ye clearly caught each other's eyes, a pair of black pupils, and the cold air was pressing. Gu Ye felt agitated all over, and waved in surprise, "Hi! Hello!"

The ghost general did not expect anyone to see him, and flew out vigilantly more than two meters away, always maintaining this distance, looking at Gu Ye two by two, staring at him scrutinizingly, as if to see through Gu Ye's soul.

Gu Ye put down the painting, pressed his excited hands on the glass, leaned over and asked excitedly, "Brother Ghost, can you hear me? Isn't this glass too soundproof?"

The driver was taken aback, his whole body was tense, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead. He thought that this master had too much heart, and it was the first time I saw someone chatting up with that kind of thing!

Gu Ye was still trying to chat with this mysterious elder brother, at this time, his head was clasped by a hand and screwed back to the front.

Gu Ye looked at Yu Ze with a bewildered face, is it alright to get started? When he is a watermelon

Yu Ze's face was cold, "Don't talk to strangers, it's dangerous."

Feeling that the ghost will sit on the roof again, Gu Ye just wanted to stab the roof with the box containing the pictures. Seeing Yu Ze staring at him with a bad face, Gu Ye thought about it, but he was still too embarrassed to do bad things. This may be a fright to the unseen, so it's better to find another chance to strike up a conversation.

Half an hour later, he finally arrived at Yu Ze's house, a high-end community close to his company. Yu Ze was afraid of noise, so he bought a three-story building by himself in the villa area, and he lived on the second floor. Others are empty. As soon as Gu Ye entered the door, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he didn't know what to say for a while. This is home, this is an office, and there is no breath of life at all. And it's so clean, it's so clean that people don't dare to set foot.

After entering the door, Gu Ye sat on the corner of the sofa. When he saw that the table was clean, his face could be seen, and he didn't dare to move anywhere. Yu Zehuo didn't look like a person, like a fairy.

After a while, Yu Ze took out an old big box, about one meter three in length and thirty centimeters in width, and placed it on the table.

Gu Ye rubbed his hands, opened the box, and a suffocating aura hit his face, it was the broken sword drawn by Yu Ze, exuding the same breath as that ghost general. Seeing the ghost general staring at him defensively outside the window, Gu Ye smiled, "I'm just curious, nothing else."

Yu Ze looked out the window, "Are you telling me, or someone I can't see?"

Gu Ye didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Yu Ze's mind was too meticulous. From his actions just now, he could infer that there was something he couldn't see outside the window. Gu Ye just wanted to say have you heard of the guardian spirit, when he saw the ghost outside the window shaking him. Shaking his head, Gu Ye understood, "Tell you, how can there be anyone else?"

Yu Ze looked out the window suspiciously. For a moment, Gu Ye felt that he and the ghost general were looking at each other. The sharp eyes made Gu Ye secretly startled. The good thing was that Yu Ze really couldn't see it, and he didn't find any doubts. , can only give up.

Seeing the real thing, he still couldn't chat with Big Brother Gui in an upright manner, and Gu Ye didn't force it. After having dinner with Yu Ze, he was sent to the door by Yu Ze. After getting off the car, Gu Ye stood at the door and asked, "Would you like to come to my house?"

Yu Ze smiled and said, "Next time, it's too late."

Gu Ye thought about it too, "Then pay attention to safety on the road."

Yu Ze tickled the corner of his mouth and said happily, "I'll make an appointment next time when I have time."

Gu Ye nodded in response, holding the picture scroll and watching the other party's car go away before entering the house. Gu Yang was watching TV in the living room, and when Gu Ye came back, he snorted unhappily.

Gu Ye gave him a puzzled look, not knowing what kind of nerve the bear child had committed, he was about to go upstairs with the painting.

Gu Yang was unhappy, "Brother, don't you see that I'm unhappy?"

Gu Ye just stepped up two steps, not knowing why, "I see."

Gu Yang raised his hand and wanted to pat the table. He held it up high, but he didn't dare to pat it down. He asked aggrievedly, "Then why don't you ask me why I'm upset? You would always ask before!"

Gu Ye endured a smile, "You were young back then, but now you are so old, isn't it normal to have unhappy things? I can't interfere with your human rights."

Gu Yang turned off the TV angrily, unable to hold back, "You don't take me with you when you go out to play! You used to take me wherever you went! That man, who is that man? How can you talk to people in society? Make friends? What should I do if I get cheated?"

Gu Ye shook his head in disbelief, "You want to hang out with me for a long time, okay, I'll go fishing with my friends tomorrow and take you with me."

Gu Yang's stomping is not for fun, the point is to be deceived by people in society! But if you can take him out to play, he will forgive him this time.

Mrs. Gu came downstairs. "He is not allowed to go anywhere. He will have his final exam next week."

"Oh, the exam is coming soon," Gu Ye glanced at Gu Yang's eyebrows, "Pfft! He might not be able to pass the exam this time. Mom, you have to be mentally prepared, it's very bad!"

"You..." Madam Gu pinched Gu Ye's ear angrily and gritted her teeth: "Don't say this kind of thing! Don't say it!"

Gu Ye nodded obediently, "Okay, I won't talk about it in the future."

Mrs. Gu let go of him angrily, her heart was already cold, it was so bad before, how much worse! She gave Gu Ye a wink and said weakly, "Your father is angry. He said that your wings were hard and he knew to run out. He wanted to wait for you to eat dinner together, but you didn't come back, so hurry up and coax him."

Gu Ye reluctantly went upstairs, picked out the "Red River", coaxed the younger, and then coaxed the old, it's not easy for him every day.

Pushing open the door of his father's study, Gu Ye put the painting in front of Gu Decheng who was cold-faced and angry, "Here."

"What?" Gu Decheng frowned and looked disgusted.

"You'll know when you open it. I wanted to give it to you in two days for your birthday, but I'll give it to you in advance. I'm here today because I want this for you." Gu Ye is not in a hurry, relying on On my dad's table, I held my hands and looked at the other with a smile, looking curious and desperate to save face and didn't want to open it.

"This is something that even money can't ask for, are you sure you don't want to see it?"

"Hmph, what can be a good thing, so I won't go home because of this?" Gu Decheng opened the box angrily, unable to hide his curiosity. Seeing that it was a scroll, he moved more carefully. When he opened it, Gu Decheng suddenly stood up. He got up, "This is... this... written by Mr. Yu?"

Gu Ye pursed his lips and said jokingly, "Yes, I went to Yu's house today to help Mr. Yu, just to ask you for a birthday present. Are you still mad at me?"

"Who is angry?" Gu Decheng didn't know what to do with the treasure he cherished, for fear that he would tear up the scroll due to his strength, "Who told you that I was angry, you are so filial, how could I be angry? Oh, this word is so beautiful! "

Gu Ye Ren smiled, "Just don't get angry, I'm tired, go back to wash and sleep."

"Go, let's go." Gu Decheng didn't lift his head, holding the picture scroll happily, looking for a place on the wall, wanting to hang it up, appreciate it carefully, get angry or something, forget it.

Gu Ye shrugged, this one is also quite coaxing.

After returning to the room to take a shower, Gu Ye wiped his hair and exited the bathroom. Suddenly, he felt a ghost attack coming. He walked a few steps to the window, and saw a dark ghost raising a two-meter-long sword and slashing with it. It shattered the guard formation he had set up at the door, and rushed to him in the blink of an eye. Gu Ye's face sank, and just as he opened the window and wanted to scold someone, the ghost stood outside his window sill, his hoarse voice was a little embarrassed, "I'm sorry, I used too much strength."

Gu Ye: "...Then next time, cut it lightly."

"Um."

After an awkward silence for a while, Gu Ye couldn't hold back, "You don't follow Yu Ze, come to me at this time, what's the matter?"

"Um."

Gu Ye was anxious, "Then you said it!"