I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Chapter 32: Running naked for thousands of years

Views:

Gu Ye was speechless, what's wrong with this eldest brother, he came so far, is it okay to pretend to be a stuffy gourd

Brother Ghost Jiang hesitated for a while, and handed Gu Ye a bell, "Call me when you need help."

Gu Ye looked at the bell, which contained the power of the soul. No matter where it rang, the ghost general could hear it, and it was considered a talisman for him. Asking someone to give gifts in advance is okay, Gu Ye accepted it with a smile, "And then?"

The ghost general said solemnly, "Two things, one, I can't tell the Lord about my existence."

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, "My lord? This title... How many years have you been dead?"

"It's been too long, I forgot."

Gu Ye was speechless, alright, this reason is fine, "Why didn't you tell him?"

"He won't allow things he can't see, things he can't control to stay around."

Gu Ye frowned, is Yu Ze this kind of character? It looks so gentle. He wondered, "Then why are you following him?"

"The Lord has rescued me three times, and I have protected him three times."

Gu Ye's expression froze and said with emotion: "Okay, I understand, I will keep the secret for you. What about the second thing?"

The ghost general paused for a while, then asked hesitantly, "Can you lend me... some money?"

Gu Ye: "Pfft!"

When the ghost general saw Gu Ye and smiled, he clasped his fists at him, turned around and wanted to fly away, but Gu Ye hurriedly stopped him, "Brother Ghost! Wait a minute!"

The ghost general turned his back to Gu Ye, but stopped obediently.

Gu Ye took out the cinnabar pen and talisman paper from the drawer, drew a talisman to hide the ghost, and handed it to the ghost brother outside the window. I really don't know how he got so flamboyant and was not caught by the people from the Xuanshu Institute. .

"I'll burn the money for you tomorrow, don't worry, I'll do everything I promise you."

Big Brother Ghost General clasped his fists at Gu Ye again, and flew away with his big knife, he was too embarrassed to stay for a second. Gu Ye thought for a while, and the few times he saw him, it seemed that apart from the mask, he had been enveloped by a black ghost. How come this eldest brother has been dead for thousands of years, that is to say, this eldest brother has never been worshipped, and the poor have no clothes

What the hell! Running naked for thousands of years!

Even if he ran naked, he had to repay his gratitude. Gu Ye was instantly full of admiration for Big Brother Ghost.

After closing the window, Gu Ye inserted a piece of paper into the bell, made the bell dumb, then took off a string of beads from his wrist, tied the bell and the beads together, and put it back on his wrist, looking at the matching It was quite harmonious, and the corners of his mouth lifted up with satisfaction. Then he released the little sister in the porcelain bottle and planned to chat.

"I don't know what your name is."

"I don't have a name." The red-clothed beauty stood aside with a gentle face, her voice was gentle and pleasant, quite the gentleness of a Jiangnan woman.

Gu Ye thought for a while, "What about the name Red Bean? When I saw you, I thought of the word Acacia Red Bean. It's very beautiful."

The red-clothed beauty Yingying bowed, "Red bean thanks the master for his name."

Gu Ye sighed, that was the master just now, this was the master, and his teeth hurt when he heard it, "If you want to follow me, call me young master. If you have a place you want to go, I can help you too."

Hongdou shook his head and insisted on his original idea, "If I don't go, I have nowhere to go in this world, just follow the young master."

"Okay then." Gu Ye didn't persuade him either, looking at this seductive beauty, so obedient and obedient, her eyes were clean and transparent, not stained with the world, and she was only grateful to him. Thinking about the ghost brother who ran naked for thousands of years in order to repay his gratitude, Gu Ye felt a little uncomfortable. "Guish Shangke knows the gift of gratitude, and takes the word benevolence and righteousness to heart. Even if he is reincarnated, he will not dare to forget it. Why do I see so many ungrateful people? I have seen it too much, and I am a little suspicious of life."

Gu Ye was originally motivated, but he didn't expect what Hongdou could say, but he thoughtfully persuaded: "Everything in the world has yin and yang, and there is good and bad. Maybe the young master can see the secret, just for the sake of Find bad people for God and punish bad people. There are many beautiful sides, you just don’t touch them often.”

Gu Ye blinked in surprise, "Hongdou, what you said makes sense, it's rare that you have such understanding." Gu Ye took off the string of beads from his wrist again, "It is said that this is my mother's relic. It was given to her by the eminent monk, red bean, try to attach it to this bead."

Hongdou obediently turned himself into a wisp of green smoke, which really attached to it.

Gu Ye smiled in surprise and rolled his eyes, and he casually brought back a lonely spirit in the painting. He didn't expect to have such a high level of comprehension and a relationship with the Buddha, "Hongdou, I will buy you some Buddhist scriptures tomorrow, you can recite the scriptures when you are free. , self-cultivation.”

The Buddha beads emitted a red light, and then it was the same as usual. Gu Ye smiled and lay on the bed looking at the beads and the bell, and fell asleep contentedly.

At just six o'clock the next morning, Zhao Pengyu called to wake up Gu Ye and summoned him to assemble and go fishing! Gu Ye got up with a dazed look on his face, thinking that if he couldn't catch a fish today, he would kick Zhao Pengyu into the water.

When he arrived at the reservoir, Gu Ye rented a fishing rod and a reclining chair, and fell asleep directly by the water.

Zhao Pengyu disliked him, "You're here to fish, not to sleep. What's for lunch if you can't catch it?"

"Who said I didn't fish?" Gu Ye lazily watched the beautiful sister sitting on the ponytail, holding his fishing rod with concentration, Gu Ye yawned, and said confidently, "My fish will know how to do it on its own. Climb up the rod and jump into the bucket."

Zhao Pengyu rolled his eyes and believed in your ghost!

It didn't take long for Gu Ye's fishing rod to lift up by himself, and a big fish was pulled out of the water and jumped into the bucket.

Zhao Pengyu, who was beside him, jumped up in shock, "Fuck! Gu Ye! What kind of magic did you use?!"

Gu Ye held his chin lazily, twisted the juice in his hand, and put it to his mouth, Gu Ye took a sip, and said moved: "Probably because I'm good-looking, fish love me."

"Bah!" After Zhao Pengyu pooh, he suddenly thought of the spirit body that Gu Ye took away, it was a spirit, not a ghost, it can come out during the day, could it be... Zhao Pengyu couldn't help shaking when he thought of this possibility, "If we go to college together , I refuse to share a dormitory with you."

Gu Ye smiled, "I want to apply for off-campus housing at the university, because I want to go with my babies, do you want to bear the rent with me?"

"I reject!"

"Come on hero~"

"Dad, let me go!" Zhao Pengyu felt cold all over when he thought that he was carrying a group of things he couldn't see.

Gu Ye sighed regretfully, "Am I only able to live alone? Alas! The rent near Imperial University is very expensive."

Zhao Pengyu was speechless, "You show people Feng Shui, you can make a lot of money at one time, and you can't afford the rent? You should think about which major you want to study."

"My dad has fulfilled my wish to apply for the university. I plan to listen to his major and study business management with you."

Zhao Pengyu got serious, "Yes, it's impossible for your father to let you tell people's fortunes all the time."

Gu Ye shook his finger, "No, no, no, I'm just comforting him. I learn everything the same, and I have to go to set up a stall under the overpass."

Zhao Pengyu: "... I didn't say the previous sentence."

Classmate Zhao Pengyu is the kind of person who can do it well as long as he wants to do it. Before coming, he read the fishing manual in advance, and hooked whatever he wanted to catch. He really caught a lot of fish. At noon, the two of them ate two and brought back more than 20. The two divided the bags, and each carried a large bag back to their mothers. The smell was so heavy that the taxi driver wanted to refuse them.

When Gu Ye got home, Gu Yang had already gone to school, and the house was extraordinarily quiet. Mrs. Gu was alone with scissors, pacing in the back garden, and when she saw a flower that was not pleasing to the eye, she clicked the scissors and stuffed it into a vase.

Gu Ye handed the fish to the nanny and asked suspiciously, "Mom, who made you angry?"

Madam Gu angrily cut a whole rose bald, and gritted her teeth: "I want to raise a dog!"

"Keep it up."

"Raise the best looking, the most expensive!"

Gu Ye didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "What stimulated you?"

Madam Gu got angry when she thought about it, "That old woman Duan Ying has a puppy, and it's babbling with me!"

Gu Ye understood as soon as he heard it. He didn't know which noble lady's dog surprised the little mother. It was probably embarrassing, and the little mother was holding revenge. Gu Ye suggested: "Then don't raise the most expensive one, you should raise the most lethal one, raise a big wolf dog, and let it give you another dick."

"Good idea!" Mrs. Gu's brows turned cold, "I want to raise a huge dog!"

That night, braised fish, squirrel fish, stewed fish, fried fish, and steamed fish, a table of fish was placed on the table, rows of dead fish eyes, Gu Ye's face was numb, and he regretted it. Why did he bring back the spoils? After a few simple bites, Gu Ye took out the bag of coins he bought during the day while the family was eating. He stole an iron basin from the kitchen, ran to the rockery, and pulled out the paper in the bell. Come out, ring the bell, "Brother Ghost, come to collect the money."

Not long after the coin was lit, a ghostly figure came to Gu Ye's side, and was suppressed by Gu Ye's spell. Great impact. With long black hair, a large knife over two meters long, and a mask with a grimace, he looked like a squatting and emotionless killing god.

"I'll send you a few sets of clothes, some ancient, some modern, you choose." Gu Ye threw the clothes into the brazier, looked up at Brother Ghost with a smile, and his eyes were full of admiration. He likes the other person's sympathy and righteousness, "If you need it in the future, you can come to me for it."

The ghost general said in a low voice, "Thank you!"

In two short words, it seems to weigh ten thousand pounds.

Gu Ye finally threw the bag into the brazier. At this time, the security guard at home noticed that there was a fire here, and ran to take a look nervously, and found that Gu Ye was squatting here to burn paper. What is this for?"

Gu Ye said with a serious face: "Shh! I'm sending a courier to a friend."

The security guard paused for a while, then ran away.

Gu Ye was wronged, what did he say? What are you running

——

Early the next morning, someone pulled a cage with a car and brought the puppy Mrs. Gu asked for. The servants in the family were busy building a kennel and welcomed the little black dog out of the cage like a little prince. Gu Ye looked over with interest, the corners of his mouth twitched, his little mother bought a Great Dane, looking at the appearance, he was handsome.

Gu Ye looked at his little mother pinching her waist, with an expression of superiority that the old lady had already won, and asked curiously, "Mom, what breed is that dog that slapped you?"

Mrs. Gu looked disdainful, "Haha, it's just a teddy."

Gu Ye looked at the Great Dane, who had already had a teddy in the pup, and gave his mother a thumbs up in admiration, "It's ruthless!"

After the puppy wandered around the lawn, he started to run around mischievously, with big black eyes, blinking and blinking, and he was smart at first sight. Mrs. Gu named it "Dog King", which shows that she has high hopes for its future combat effectiveness.

Gu Ye held the ball and teased it for a while, the dog king was already familiar with Gu Ye, and Gu Ye followed wherever he went. Huan, who was teasing the dog at home, called him by the security guard: "Three Young Masters, a woman came to the door, saying it was the mother of your classmate Xia Xiang, who was looking for you in an emergency."

"Xia Xiang?" Gu Ye frowned. From Xia Xiang's reaction, it could be seen that Xia Xiang's family didn't like him, it should be an attitude of rejection. His mother came to find him in person, what happened

As soon as Gu Ye arrived at the door, a well-dressed woman hurried over and asked with red eyes, "You are Xia Xiang's classmate, Gu Ye?"

Gu Ye nodded, "It's me."

In the next second, Xia Xiang's mother knelt down to Gu Ye, "Sir, please go and save my son! My son, my life is dying!"

Gu Ye was frightened and jumped to the side for more than one meter, avoiding the kneeling, and helping Mama Xia up with the security guard, "Don't worry, Auntie, tell me slowly, what's wrong with Xia Xiang?"

Xia Xiang's mother cried and said: "Xia Xiang's brother went to the haunted house to explore with his classmates. He passed out in the haunted house. When he came back, he was in a coma, and then Xia Xiang followed suit. Now both brothers are in a coma. The hospital is lying down. Xia Xiang's eyes have been able to see dirty things since he was a child. He must have seen something to become like this. I heard that Zhao Pengyu was rescued by you. Please go and save my two sons! "

A mother who was about to lose her two sons was already emotionally broken. Gu Ye comforted: "You calm down first. Xia Xiang is not short-lived. I showed him that he can live to be eighty years old. Let's go now."

At the hospital where Xia Xiang was at, the two masters broke down and returned the money to the Xia family, "It's not that our brothers can't be saved, it's really impossible." The older one took off his hat and said in a broken voice: "Look, they all made it! My junior brother's clothes were also cut, and his body was full of fist prints."

The master's hair is like tender grass that has been gnawed by cows. There are only a few sparse hairs on the top of the bright head that are still strong and survive. There are still some hairs on the sides of the ears, but they are also uneven, obviously. It can be seen that the technique of shaving his head is really not good. After being spoofed all night, they can't stand it anymore!